/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15337808
>t. shrimpleton

Just not from amazon RIP anon

>just eat bottom feeders from the ocean bro haha

>>15337808
Don't be a shrimpleton eat simp.

>>15337812
My sides

Gotta get the wild ones from Chile though, or the tiny NW Pacific "salad shrimp." Asian and Gulf shrimp are both nasty, water's infected.

>>15337808
>eat the bugs

>>15337908
Calling shrimp bugs is as accurate as calling an armadillo a cow.

>>15337828
>>15337812
lel

>>15337921
Armadillo tastes more like a slightly gamey pork, not beef.

>>15337808
Enjoy eating bugs processed with slave labor i'm good without them.

>>15337808
>eat the bugs
NO!
>eat the seabugs
OH MY GOODNESS YES I LOVE MY HECKEN SHRIMPERINOS BASED SEA COCKROACHERINOS

Prawns
Lobster
Crab
Morton bay bug, etc etc etc
All taste of mud. Not worth buying into the hype, especially given how baren our oceans already are

>>15337808
Those shrimp look rotten and foreign. I only eat red shrimp.

Been eating shellfish for months now.
scallops > blue crab = crawfish > shrimp > black mussel > green mussel

>>15338723
if landbugs had a big meaty muscle section to eat, i think people would be more open to it. that being said, i personally wouldn't mind eating landbugs if they're presented well. i feed them to animals all the time, so

>>15338723
Seafood is a the lick a tessen not made for children, it's normal you don't like it

>>15337808
I wonder if I would be able to turn some fresh shrimps like that into nothing but the tail and muscle part, devein included. Looks pretty complicated.

>>15339096
toothpick trick to devein and shrimp knife to shell

do you suck the brains?

>>15337808
those shrimp are rotten

>>15339096
do everything within a bowl of water. Squeeze the head - they pop right off. Use kitchen shears to cut down the back, and then use a finger to extract the intestines/vein. Wah lah your done.
Fun fact, you can get an extra tidbit of meat from the tail if you squeeze at the locus of the three rear fins - that is, right where the meaty tail becomes keratin.

>>15339020
>a the lick a tessen

>>15339188
tried, tasted bad. crawfish head much better

I love shrimp. People who don't devein the shrimp they serve or sell are barbarians.