/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15316493
Do europoors think pigs have platypus lips?

last years thread
>>/ck/thread/13438773

>>15316546
shit was the bomb

>>15316546
shit that was a fun thread

I made one last year and my NIGGER housemate threw it out, I was so pissed. Thanks for reminding me anon, im gonna do another one this year

>>15316631
Ok chud.

>>15316649
Ok faggot

>>15316524
rent free

>>15316493
I'll make a new one when I'm back home after the holidays.
The old one is in salt and I'm pretty curious to see how he's held up.

>>15316493
Isn't it the year of the ox this time around though?

Happy New Year, cu/ck/s

>>15316493
today's the day
so fuckin excited

Where do I buy whole cloves? Can't remember seeing them in the store.

>>15316958
in the store

>>15316765
but not tv license free

>>15316958
the store

>>15316493
>These fucking things

I swear you fuckers did this last time and angered some kind of chink god or something and thats why we have corona

>>15317188
Wtf we need to do this every year then

Stop wasting food

(:

(:

>>15317213
Use it up then
Its not like you can't squeeze the lemon after making a piggy out of it

Bros Ill make one later don't let the thread die

>>15317234
I won't let it if you promise you will.

>>15317240
die I meant

>>15317229
Nigha thats a orange...

>>15317243
anything goes

>>15317253
Holy shit... just end its life

>>15317256
the anon who posted it last year is the one responsible for showing it mercy

>>15316592
omg, that one kills me

What is this? What culture is this

if my local grocery store is selling Buddha hands today, I'm going to make a Buddha hand cthulhu lemon pig i swear to fucking god

>>15317316
it's /ck/ culture. a modern tradition

>>15317320
sounds rad

i just cried
i love you fags

>>15317323
>/ck/
>culture
youve either been here too long or not long enough

I forgot to buy a lemon.

>>15317358
of course /ck/ has culture
doesn't mean it's good culture but it's still culture

>>15317320
do it anon

>>15316654
O fag, chuddit

>>15316524
we don't have domestic pigs. pig is not halal.

>>15317475
Can we have one fucking thread with pig where the muhhamadeans don't go jihad?!

>>15316493
Shake your buns

Shake your buns

Biden's gunna take your guns!

Get em ready chuds. Ready to hand in.

>>15316958
in the store

>>15316493
Already time for lemon piglets again? Holy shit how the time flies

>>15317188
based 2020 was the best year of my life
i'm going to make a whole army

Lemon key face

Here’s my contribution

>>15317233
The best one so far.

>>15317233
Looks like he’s getting ready to go out on the town with his bros and slam some puss

Ok i made one but the face looks weirdly realistic

>>15317578
give him some ears

congrats, gayest thread on /ck/ so far

>>15317713
fuck you Anonymous

>>15317233
>>15317646
Nah this one sucks

Bros I can't find a properly sized lemon..

>>15317746
Good on you for quitting smoking

>>15317767
>substituting one nicotine vehicle for another
>quitting

I don't have any cloves bros, what do I use for the eyes?

>>15317706
>Goes through the effort
>0 replies
It looks good, anon. Have a (you)

Wizzard piggy annon. OC hope you like it

>>15317771
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you could smoke gum...

>>15317777
Match heads

>>15317786
thanks, off to the store for my lemon and new years booze

>>15317188
The year brought me personally very good fortune. Lots of work, a better place to live, and Btc is at almost 30k.
You should have made a pig, bro.

oink

>>15316493
Done.

>>15317779
Looks good
>>15317806
Nice piglet
>>15317821
Cool, looks very clean

>>15317777
I used peppercorns for mine
>>15317779
Gandalf the pig
>>15317806
Do you have any .22lr? Would make funny eyes

>>15317777
I substituted them with black pepper. >

I don't have a lemon or a coin, and it's too late to get one..

I'm afraid I'm going to have to call it a night, anons
This thread better still be up tomorrow

honk

>>15317706
Looks good why do you have those steak flag things? I forgot about those

>>15317841
cute
>>15318013
what country is this coin from?

>>15317746
looked like a chicken at first.

>>15316524
Do amerifats think platypuses have lips?

>>15318063
20 cents hong kong

>>15318041
You know i have no idea, i cant recall ever using them for anything and i have proper skewers in the cupboard so theyre not for kebabs

>>15316958
>he can’t find the clove aisle

>>15317842
Bad luck chum

>>15318013
Holy fuck that's adorable

>>15318105
Rad here's my lil guy

Heres to an even better 2021!

Comfy piggu reporting in.

Happy New Year, fu/ck/ers.

>>15318345
that thing looks like its gonna scurry under your couch never to be seen again

>>15316958
buy half cloves, put them together
buy double cloves, cut them in half

>>15318349
sleep tight pigger

>>15318271
Oah ear piercing?

Here he is lads. Apologies for the fucked camera quality. His name is Jessie (my nephew decided)

>>15317835
>Do you have any .22lr? Would make funny eyes
That would be good, but the smallest I have in the house is 5.56 and that pig is from last year anyhow.
I'm at the parents' for the holidays so no fresh piggy from me for probably a week I guess.

>>15316958
in the alley beind the store

anyone still got their last year's piglets?

>>15316493
Looks more like a lemon bear. Ears are banana leaves

pige seems a bit angry

*one week later*
"Wow I can't believe I wasted a perfectly good lemon on that. What a waste, not worth it."

>>15318467
Probably because he has an anus for a nose

>>15318465
Oh forgot his coin

>>15317253
Sniff snoff

>>15318468
You must be fun at lemon parties

>>15318468
any food is wasted on a life like yours

>>15318345
kY jelly, nice touch

>>15318487
>>15318504
"I do whatever /seekay/ tells me, I am a mindless drone :D"

>>15318515
please put my name after any quotes attributed to me, for posterity.

I forgot to make one so I painted one instead

>>15316631
fuck niggers

>>15318515
That's some poor ass bait, apply yourself my man
>>15318529
Now cut it out and stick it on the wall or glue it to cardboard and make it stand up

>>15318515
>quotes
Hella gay ass gay

amidoinitrite?

>>15318468
Lemons cost like 50 cents.

>>15318576
The pig of the future

THIS THREAD SHOULD BE FUCKING STICKIED.

>>15318515
The lemon/lemon substitute doesn't go bad from being turned into a piglet, though.
Here is my piggy, holding a coin of sentimental significance instead of monetary value. And the lime is of prime quality. I hope the lemon piglet gods deem my offering worthy of blessings.
>>15317233
>>15317779
nice hats
>>15318271
Lime and mustard seeds? Mah nigga.
>>15317253
Have mercy on that banana that bears our sins.
>>15318345
>>15318351
This carrot will walk on corpses on its way to fame and fortune.
>>15318576
I think it wants to hold a coin to feel like it can live up to its purpose of existence.

Lucky lime hog

>>15318593
cringe

>>15317706
he looks apprehensive

>>15318593

Based

>>15318596
>I think it wants to hold a coin to feel like it can live up to its purpose of existence.
better?

>>15318648
Perfect.

>>15318468
*one week later*
"Wow I can't believe I won 10 million. Sorry for doubting you my piglet"

>>15317771
Anon the nicotine content of cigarettes isn't really the issue for most people it's the lung cancer that most people don't like.

>>15318700
if you chew enough nicotine gum for the last 8 years the way I have, reflux begins to be the issue
although my doctor would still prefer I chew the gum instead of smoking

Here's muh zipan piggu.

>>15318596
Based and wholesomepilled.
>>15318648
Definitely better.
>>15318349
Sleep tight porker.
>>15317253
That's Dalí-tier.
>>15318345
Nice one!

All in all a very wholesome and blessed thread. Off to a great 2021.

>>15317233
I like the hat.

Didn't have a lemon or cloves so I used a pear and peppercorns instead

>>15316936
kek

>>15318773
We got an edgy naziboo here, boys!
Tell me how keyed is that??

Why do do this? I'm pretty sure this was used to promote aluminium foil way back in the day instead of being a good luck charm

>>15318818
>keyed
Is this some tiktok bullshit or what?

>>15318818
very locked post bro

>>15318826
"fun things are fun"

>>15317806
Do I recognize you from dickered threads?

>>15316493
this is the gayest, most reddit faggiest thing I’ve ever seen

>>15318349
Cute...

>>15318818
edgy naziboo armed the piglet with a Berloque pistol to kill the communist pigs

>>15318826
>he doesn't conspicuously consume aluminium foil
Will foillets ever learn

I dunno about my luck for the next year, bros... my pig is uneasy...

>>15318105
Those are bamboo skewers for yakitori, the flags on the ends are to prevent them from rolling out of place when on the grill

>>15318476
Snouting braps all day long

>>15318648
Needs a db coin

good luck anons

This is why I come to /ck/. Thanks bros.

>>15318772
This one is right on the line between cute and horrifying

>>15318873
His mouth looks like an otamatone

>>15317425
FUCK, ME TOO AND I WAS JUST AT THE FUCKING STORE

>>15317425
The world is your oyster anon

>>15316493
Why would you take part in regurgitated crap from social media?

I'm not too handy with a knife as it turns out

>>15318862
lol what is wrong with you

At least your pig isn't retarded and gay

>>15318862
I have so many questions

>>15319007
Would make love and hold/10

>>15319007
>>15318980
I fixed him he is happy now

>>15318389
Will 9mm do?

>>15318982
Whats wrong with taking high effort lemon piglet photos with a Nikon Z7 and a strobe and softbox? Is it too high resolution? Does it not load right on your phone? Anyways here is piglet with his frens, the basket of deplorables. Its kind of hard to see, but that is David Duke in back in the Klan hood; he gets a bit shy in front of the camera.

>>15319012
Ask away

>>15319028
Would share a drink with you/10

>>15319048
Damnit this one got me that fuckin lemon. Keep these up /ck/azi

>>15319048
so...fucking....based...

>>15316493
Happy new year

>>15319028
Tried to make better ears

>>15316493
been waiting all year for this thread. in 2020 my pig brought me great luck, no covid, best year so far for neet bucks, new home.

they are friends

you don't buy cloves. you look in the pantry and be amazed that you already have them and have no idea why or when you got them.

>>15318852
You do. I don't think anyone here has those plates.

>>15318468
I used mine when I was cooking a duck a few dayes later later year. He was still good afterwards.

>>15318772
...........now bake it and show us what SCP he turns into.

>>15318805
Thats a fucking monkey.

>>15317358
>>15317323
its a ancient /ck/meme that predates the internet. it started in the 1970s in a cookbook

>>15317779
>>15317233
Fav piggies

it's gonna be a race
mine is on the right. he'll probably die first because i cut his mouth pretty deep.

>>15319048
fishes tongue my anus while predator watches

>>15319048
How/Why do you have all that stuff?
Im curious about your life from a completely neutral standpoint like what the fuck do you do.

>>15319123
uWu

You guys do realize that all of your pictures being posted end up on news sites and are "given permission of use" by some made up agency, yeah?
Google it. You guys will probably find some of your own piglets posted years ago listed on some Karen owned blog saying her grandmother made it. Or abc/fox/nbc/cnn/ect.
Its a trip.

>>15316493
Here's to 2021!

>>15319198
Then don't post a pig

>>15319198
If my piglet ends up on another website ill ask them to take it down

>>15319198
not if I write nigger on my pig

>>15319209
IM GONNA

>>15318593
binge
>>15318805
>monke

>>15319198
I would love to find my piggy in some food magazine or blog. One time a guy started a thread on /lit/ using one of my photos from /p/ and that was nice. I posted in the thread telling him so

>>15319214
Pigger.

>>15319198
Yeah who cares the internet is a joke now

>>15319198
hello yes I would like to file a dmca complaint
the infringing items in question? one lemmin pigglet, no swastika

I don't own cloves (fuck 'em) so had to improvise.

>>15319198
omg you are so smart

>>15319246
I'm sorry to break the news, but your piglet has autism.

>>15319168
Nice

>>15319173
>How/Why do you have all that stuff?
There are two of us, although she is generally the one going to /ck/. The she got them from me as birthday presents. The basket was commissioned from someone on Etsy, and we emailed Ben about the only comic in which he named the jew, and were to buy the original from him. We met through 8pol, hence the theme. We have plenty of other fashy trinkets around our place, and even our cheeses are fashy.

>Im curious about your life from a completely neutral standpoint like what the fuck do you do.
I work in IT, nothing particularly exciting. I spent today upgrading the software on firewalls when I was supposed to be off. And I get a process a termination later on tonight. Oh well, at least I still have a job and get to work from home.

>>15319198
>not the heckin photorinos
>not the copyrighterydoos
I doubt anyone really cares about stealing a cell phone photo of a lemon someone spent a few minutes dressing up.

>>15319258
Wholesome. Can you post her tummy?

>>15319258
>another 4chan couple
nice

>>15319271
Sorry, she is shy.

>>15319249
How can you tell? Honestly I'm relieved; I thought it was just retarded.

>>15319279
Understandable. Best wishes to you two!

Peep my pig

>>15317706

>>15319246
looks like he's got PTSD. Anon whats going on in you kitchen? Should we be concerned?

>>15318873
Reminds me of Teddy from Bob's Burgers.

My mom and I made lemon piglets on today's stream

>>15319203
Oops, here's the non-sideways version

>>15319302

>>15319295
won't the lemon ruin paper money tho?

>>15319350
>paper money

>>15319302
Kek

>>15319361
>big man tyrone
http://bixnood.net

>>15319316
Piggy has seen some shit.

My piglet UwU

>>15317213
lmao get out chink

>>15317213
7 LIMES

Just made these lads

>>15319386
THAT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

>>15319405
Pig, Pigg, and Piggy

>>15319386
Weird looking lime you got there, fren.

>>15319361
isn't that paper money?
if it's not physical money, it's not gonna bring you luck

My pig is generating almost 400 mV.

>>15317253
cute anteater

Happy new year, cu/ck/s!

I had to use an orange and I didn't have cloves for the eyes so I had to use cardmom pods

>>15319484
your sacrifice will not please 2021 then

>>15318380
Nice piggu anon

>>15319493
but I did make him a little tinfoil hat...

Here's my prolapsed anus lemon piglet

>>15319404

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to flavortown tomorrow.

Happy new year, fu/ck/os.

>>15317625
Good job anon

>>15319123
Christ, these are adorable.

>>15319405
>>15319417

>>15319572

>>15319572
Kekked hard

>>15319572
>Filename isn't PigPiggPiggy

>>15319618
Might wanna clean off those glasses, friend.

>>15319626

>>15319640
You knew all along, you rascal...

>>15319478
is that jacques lemin

>>15319656
Yes. That's what happened.

Close enough. Happy New Year co/ck/s.

Bros here s mine

>>15319730
This piggy is dripping with romantic atmosphere.

>>15319386
him sad

>>15318831
It's a new Milhouse from a discord cock cage server trying to get newffaggots to use their fetish terms as a replacement for 'baste'. To be 'keyed' literally means to have your dick in a cage (and for the sadistic dom to have the key).
The organised spam seems to have catched on a bit, but lets see if it ends in the same fate as 'top zoz'.

>>15318576
based lisa simpson pig

>>15319442
beat me to it. im putting out 427 mV. maybe we should switch to copper wire for the tail

>>15319442
>>15319821
I wish to see someone power a new year countdown clock with a lemon piglet.

>>15317233
is this a JoJo reference?

>>15319798
It's incredibly disappointing that the best that newfags can come up with is still derivative of cuck shit. Can't wait to see half a decade of Wojak edits centered around this nonsense fueled by discords dedicated to shitposting.

>>15319798
keep spreading the good word

thanks guys, my kids thought this was great

>>15319843
i second this!

I made two.

>>15319798
Imagine reading this post to someone 20 years ago

I used 2020 pennies

>>15319883
kek

My party all made lemon piglets. Check out the big fucked in the back.

>>15319028
>buy 10 lemons
>~$1.50
>brass I'm hoping FMJ
>$.70/rd

>>15319121
Nice tail work

>>15319905
Nice lemon hog

>>15319442
>>15319821
>>15319843
you need more pigs and run them in series, maybe add a capacitor. With the count down timer we could get arrested for making a lemonbomb

>>15318345
most creative itt

>>15319955
what did do to piss off the mexicans?

>>15319977
He owes people money

>>15319988
Sheeit

>>15319710
>/po/ finally came out of his board

I can't believe you're all using fake fiat currency for your lemon piglets. *Tips fedora*

I came out as a precious metals autist to my grandpa this year and he gave me a Morgan dollar from his collection. It was a good year.

>>15319905
Based Lemon Boar standing next to the corpse of a vanquished foe

>>15320012
Wholesome. That dollar is certain to bring you the most luck of all.

i want to make one but everything i make is ugly and stupid.

>>15319302
Ok good one, but i mean the ratios are less pig like and more human like
>>15319843
Good idea, this year ill make a short graveur video of my pig, next year will be pigs in series

This thread represents everything wrong with society.

>>15320060
:*(

>>15320060
so you modeled it after yourself?

>>15320073
Finally a voice of reason.

>>15319105
Why does no one like my pig? It's not sour, it's sweet.

>>15319105
black Philip vibes

>>15320140
I am not wired to like things. I know only contempt and sarcasm.

>>15320140
He reminds me of the enemies in klonoa

Better late than never lads, happy new year /ck/

>>15320195
look at mr. Gucci Loafers with his crystal tea candle holder and veuve clicquot

>>15320159
No idea what that means
>>15320188
That's a shot, I like the lemon pigs and I wanted to make one but I didn't have those items so I improvised. I thought it was kind of funny.

>>15319988

>>15319988
I don't really know how to emotionally process what I'm seeing here.

The wife made this.

>>15316493
Fuck me, it feels like lemon pig was just yesterday. Getting old blows chunks.

>>15320237
Sorry, I didn't mean to criticize yours specifically. I was referring to a personal general attitude.

>>15319988

>>15319430
Canadian money is made of a high polymer plastic that freezes and snaps of you take it out on the territories
t. wood cutter that watched his daily pay break in half 8 years ago

>>15316493
Heart react

>>15318479
Looks cute anon.

pige.

Happy New Year frens. I only did a simple pig but I like him. 9mm casing for tail.

>>15320334
Not bad, for a woman

>>15320363
It's ok, I am sarcastic. It was a mockery, not of lemon pigs but my life in general right now. Happy new year.

citrus swine

>>15318468
I did a lemon and a pumpkin last year and forgot them on my shelf and they molded and collapsed. Wasn't pretty. But was definitely worth it.

came out quite radishing

>>15320431
i made a mural of them with the sharpie in the pooper

>>15320334
she's hideous, and I love her

>>15320614
Understandable, but what about the lemon pig?

We could convince muslims that this is some kind of pig cult idolatry.

Use 2020 pennies for peak symbolism.

>>15320472
Ratishing is also acceptable
>how cheesy

>>15320472
Thats cuter than shit.

2020 was a tough year /ck/

>>15320659
this cutie looks like sanic drawnings

>>15320659
hell be fine

happy new year

>>15317253
It's a liopleurodon Charlie!

Fucked up the ears the first time, so he has some messed up skin flaps.

>>15320430
Looks like a playful puppy

>>15317475
keked

O I N K = K I N O

feliz naviad

You can take off his front legs and fold the skin flaps back, then put the legs back on again.

>>15320777
>>15320738
i forgot to click your post number skin flap anon

my rarebreed piglet

>>15320783
I tried pinning the flaps to the body, but it looked even worse.

>>15316493
I didn't have any good citrus, so I made an avocado pig

Bonus kot

It's time

Sticky when

Here’s last year

>>15316493
What went wrong, lemonbros?

orange pig good

>>15320713
your potato pig won't last 1 day

>>15320738
bless this pigge

What do I do with my pig now that it's new year?

>>15320762
Feliz cumpletierra bld

>>15317316
>>15317323
>>15319147
It's from at least the late 1800s, and was reintroduced in the 1970s.

Why are all these stupid fruit pigs making me feel so weirdly hopeful?