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Brazillian pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.15302179

>>15302166
nice is this fogo de chow

>> No.15302199

>>15302166
Can brazilians literally not do anything right?

>> No.15302208

>>15302199
the New World was a mistake

>> No.15302262

what is that white sauce he covers it in? UMA DELICIA

>> No.15302267
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>>15302199

>> No.15302279

>>15302262
coom.
actually it looks like some sort of packaged cream cheese

>> No.15302285

>>15302199
Brazil is what happens when cousins marry for hundreds of years.

>> No.15302293
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>>15302166
the top right looks good with the bacon

>> No.15302295

>>15302199
Everybody knows Brazil is only good for producing dumptruck asses and somehow well-adjusted trannies.

>> No.15302345

>>15302267
Not a great supporting argument. That ass looks compressed, even accounting for the hand placement. Too much width, not enough height or depth. 6/10
t. /fit/

>> No.15302353

>>15302345
>Too much width
fuck off homo

>> No.15302374

>>15302293
I like the one with all the onions
looks nice brudder

>> No.15302394

>>15302353
It has to be proportionate. Your sexual desperation is not the mark of a superior objective appraisal, anon. In fact, it makes your opinion on the matter suspect.

>> No.15302405
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>>15302345
how about this one

>> No.15302426

>>15302405
Better. Needs more a bit more upper muscle development for the projection that gives the optimal spherical look. I'll be slightly generous and give it an 8.

>> No.15302430

>>15302295
>trannies
>well-adjusted
>costanza.meme

>> No.15302693

bump

>> No.15302726
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>>15302426
?

>> No.15303138

>>15302166
why is the dessert at the center of the pizza?

>> No.15303144

>>15303138
Makes more sense than having it be the outside edge

>> No.15303169

>>15302166
I was actually in brazil 20 years ago before it turned to shit. You think this looks gross? Wait till they drench the top in ketchup.

>> No.15303259

>>15302726
POOPA

>> No.15303261

>>15302345
That's cuz it's a tight little femboy booty

>> No.15303466

>>15303261
Now I have to give it a 9

>> No.15303742

>>15302166
https://littlethings.com/lifestyle/brazil-pizzas-have-weird-toppings/1081501-6

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>>15303742
mmm

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>>15302166

>> No.15305764

Brazilian pizza is the best in the world.

FACT.

>> No.15305814

Why the heck do these brazilians need a centerpiece in their pizza? Like you don't have to build your pizza around somehthing, you can have stuff on the side

>> No.15305858

>>15305814
The idea is to pander towards children, which make up about 80% of the choices amongst which flavor the family will get on most cases.

You then proceed to gorssly overcharge for that one shitty trendy pizza and you get a nice extra profit out of it.

Can you really blame brazilian pizzarias for learning from your capitalistic ways and applying it to our country's reality?

>> No.15305876

>>15305858
When they copy and then fucking bitch about it all the time, yeah

>> No.15305952

>>15305876
>When they copy and then fucking bitch about it all the time, yeah
The ones that copied it are not the crybabies bitching about it, mate.

To put it bluntly, the ones that ARE bitching about it are the poor losers who did NOT copy it and are therefore stuck being poor while being extremelly jealous of those that DID make it.

You got those kinds of people in your country as well, im sure, probrably living in some sort of ghetto.

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Uma delicia

>> No.15306552

>>15302166
Is this a JoJo reference?

>> No.15307749

>>15302345
>words words words
>argument from authority
Piss off.

>> No.15307952

>>15307749
fallacy fallacy.

>> No.15307976

>>15307749
>Claiming you have authority to designate a fallacy

>> No.15308012

Anyone who hasn't tried catupiry com milha is kidding themselves

t. scottish guy with a brazil gf

>> No.15308231

>>15302345
post body

>> No.15308516

>>15302262
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catupiry

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>>15306552
Yes.

>> No.15311235

>>15306205
We fixed sushi, no need to thank us Japanesebros.

>> No.15311238

>>15302199
their lesbian kissing porn is pretty good

>> No.15311254

>>15302405
Is there a reason they have glued meat pastries to this busty woman?

>> No.15311263

>>15306205
>>15311235
>Cream of Maki Soup

>> No.15311285

>>15302199
Trannies.

>> No.15311287

>>15311238
It's not because that all have mustaches. Ironically he only ones who tend to their facial hair are trans.

>> No.15311294

>>15305814
It's a meme pizza, no joke, all these pizzas are from a literal meme pizza place. They use it for marketing on social media.
t. Brazilian anon

>> No.15311295

>>15302166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>> No.15311308

>>15311287
>It's not, because they all have mustaches. Ironically, the only ones who tend to their facial hair are trans.
Is this what you meant to say?
If so, I can point you to some real nice Brazilian lesbian kissing porn.

>> No.15311311

>>15302430
>>15302295
They only seem well adjusted because they're living in Brazilian society. Everything there may as well be trans, as evidence by this thread.

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>>15311238

>> No.15311391

>>15311383
i really like japanese kissing porn too. maybe even more than brazilian.

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>>15302166
yo what the fuck?

>> No.15311416

>>15302426
you sound like a faggot lmao

>> No.15311426

>>15302166
Unironically can someone explain to me what's wrong with this concept if eaten as a rare treat with friends as part of an otherwise healthy lifestyle?

>> No.15311617

>>15302166
why did we nuke japan instead of brazil again?

>> No.15311621

>>15311391
>Japanese kissing porn
Meh, too much noise

>> No.15311648

>>15305737
jesus christ

>> No.15311662

>>15311254
Brazilian censorship laws to protect innocent eyes from degeneracy

>> No.15311919

>>15306205
Slopa De Sushi

>> No.15311921

>>15308012
bet it doesn't compare to a munchy box, pal

>> No.15311929

>>15311308
Please do.

>> No.15311949

>>15303806
I could eat that one.

>> No.15311955

>>15302166
why

>> No.15312092

>>15311929
https://spankbang.com/profile/johnmatthews4

>> No.15312098

>>15302426
Lol how do we know you've never seen a woman naked?

>> No.15312927

>>15306205
Hwhat in tarnation

>> No.15313172

>>15303803
That's not what I had in mind when I was thinking of a michelin worthy pizza

>> No.15314239

>>15302426
t. Virgin chud

>> No.15314336

NIGGER CANT COOK !!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA DUSSGUSTINGGGGGGG HSDF
god im having a stroke , that pizza is horrid and that place is a nightmare

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>>15314239
omg a VHS slur. Your using the outdated VHS slur. Since its the current year meme, use the progressive VHS slur of Critters.