/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no i use chopsticks because im not 8 years old

Nope, I use a fork like a human.

>>15276190
Yep. I never bothered to learn how to use chopsticks

>>15276203
(or a manbaby) /thread

>>15276190
I don’t have any chopsticks so when I get sushi from the grocery store I have to use my hands

yeah if no one's looking i do
i went to one of those dark blind person simulation restaurants and ate my steak with my hands too

I use my hands to eat everything

>>15276190
What am I supposed to use, my fucking feet?

>>15276313
yes please

>>15276203
I use a fork because I don’t attempt to be Asian

>>15276432
>I don’t attempt to be Asian
its not about that, it just feels better to use plus its embarrassing to use a fork

>>15276464
iktf
i went top this honky viet thai restaurant with my grandparents and ordered pho and they served it with a fork and spoon and it was a legitimately bad experience
i just order crispy duck when i go there now

>>15276190
Isn't that how you're supposed to do it?

>>15276190
I mean why not? It's faster too. When I go to a buffet and want to stuff my face in record time, chop sticks are a hindrance.

chopsticks are easy to use for this kind of food

Chopsticks are for slants.

>>15276464
You use a fork for every other food but it’s embarrassing for sushi? What a posh cunt you are.

>>15276464
Like I care what some nips slaving away in a restaurant think

For smaller rolls and sashimi I use chopsticks for the big americanized shit with 20 ingredients I use my hands. Only an absolute mong would use a fork for sushi btw

>>15276598
yes. its like saying "look everyone, im too retarded to take 10 minutes to learn how to use chopsticks"

>>15276793
Not him, but Ive spent a hell of a lot more than 10 minutes and I cant do it.

>>15276810
sorry buddy you might be retarded

>>15276828
Not a mental problem. I have junky knuckles from football and probably genes. My fingers dont move quite right

>>15276835
>know for a fact that you are a 100% exception to the rule rarity due to outside factors
>interject anyways
>don't even specify this until pressed
fuck off retard

>eating sushi
bleah, it's only for faggots

>>15276886
>bleah

>>15276464

>>15276793
>look everyone im an autistic virgin weeb please love me mom

Nigiri, yes.
Maki, no.
Sashimi, no. (I am aware that sashimi isn't sushi)
This is the only correct response.

>>15276865
Did you get banned from pol or something?

>>15276893
not at all

>>15276897
not the case, rather knowing how to use chopsticks means youve had sex

>>15276965
If that were the case I would have been obsessed with chopsticks at about the age 10

>>15277048
thats about the age ive learnt how to use em

>>15276950
what kind of response is that

>>15277048
>>15277077
>while you were busy having sex, I was mastering the chopsticks

>>15276503
Thai people frequently use fork+spoon combo, so that's not unusual.

Makes less sense for noodle soups, but for say Thai curry rice plates, where the rice gets soaked in curry, it makes more sense.

>>15276190
I use a spoon to hold more sauce.

>usually eat sushi with chopsticks
>since about the summer all the sushi counters at grocery stores stopped putting the wooden chopsticks out
>too autistic to ask for some
>end up taking a sushi tray home and fisting it like a fucking caveman

yeah but only if i'm at home. I would never do it out and about

best animu

>>15276904
This is the proper etiquette, any other responses are by white pig gaijin who sully the name of Glorious Nippon with their disgusting eating habits.

>>15276190
I still want to fuck Mai

>>15276190
Usually I use my hands for nigiri, yes. For other types of sushi or for sashimi, as well as for miso soup and rice, I use chopsticks.

I find it's tricky to eat nigiri with chopsticks by comparison... you should be dipping the fish portion in soy sauce, and you prolly want the fish side down when you bite it.... This is hard to do with chopsticks without the neta separating from the shari-dama.

>>15276432
good using chopsticks is cultural appropriation and white boys should be shamed for it

Mandatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAJeUONc3b0

imagine the look on this smug motherfucker's face if you tried to manhandle his raw fish on rice

>>15276190
> not wearing your iron sushi gloves

>>15276203
Wow so grownup. I’m being sarcastic, fuck you. You can’t act superior over stupid shit like this, that’s a very childish way to conduct yourself.

>>15278433
Doesn't that highly experienced food critic who goes to Jiro's restaurant in the movie eat it with his hands?

>>15278433
If that fucker ain’t dead till I can come up with enough cash to get to Japan, I’d love to squeeze the shit out of a piece of salmon until it’s paste (I’ve been training my grip strength every other day), and soak it in soy sauce for a minute. I’d like to look at his stupid face and eat it. I’d refuse to pay my bill and ask for a refund. I’d probably get cited for disturbing the peace and automatically get sent to jail because of their 100% conviction rate.

>>15276893
>>15276598
>>15276432
>use fork
>rice splits in two
>now punctured the fish but none of the rice
fucking retard

>>15278492
I want to cum in your mouth

>>15276190
Do I eat finger foods with my fingers? Gee, that's a tough one.

>>15276190
>NOOOOO YOU GOTTA EAT WITH STICKS INSTEAD OF THE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TRIDENT THAT PEOPLE ENJOY EATING WITH NOOOOOOOOO

>>15276904
this anon is correct and right.

>>15277548
just buy a nice set.

>>15278420
>1:00
>however in the case of one you should always show a little guilt with your eyes
what does this mean, genuinely curious.

>>15278420
Japan is a strange place.

>>15278584
Exactly what it says.

a spoon should do the job

>>15278492
>Wow so grownup. I’m being sarcastic, fuck you. You can’t act superior over stupid shit like this, that’s a very childish way to conduct yourself.

>>15278893
i want you to cum in my mouth

>>15278554
you cant eat sushi with forks without making a mess

>>15278584
it means you should always be looking a little guilty when you enter alone.

>>15276893
>>15278893
Seriously? Again? You keep posting these stupid fucking wojacks, consequently shitting up the board.
I wanna strangle you stupid fucking spammers TO DEATH
FUCK YOU

>>15278957

>>15276503
Thai don’t use chopsticks you pseudo intellectual

>>15276190
Yes. I’m also Asian. It’s also the right way to do it.
>>15276904

>>15276190
I think they use their hands in Japan but I use chopsticks because I'm a white guy outside of Japan that doesn't want to look like some try hard. I'd rather just behave like a typical customer of theirs.

>>15276793

Why would I spend even one minute learning to eat with sticks? It's stupid. Like Asians.

>eating sushi

>>15276810
Pick up one chopstick. Hold it like a pencil. Pretend to write your name with the chopstick. Notice how you can move the chopstick around.

Add the second chopstick to your hand. You don't need to move this one, it stays still in your hand as long as you've got a bit of a grip on it.

Since you can move one chopstick around, and you don't have to think about the other moving, you can grab stuff between the two. Maybe imagine you are a crab. See how one part of the crab's claw moves and the other doesn't?

If I get supermarket sushi then yes I eat with my hands but not at a restaurant, I live in the USA and regardless of what the Asians think or feel, eating with your hands in public according to our values is rude as fuck

>>15279281
Americans eat pizza, fries and hamburgers using cutlery?

>>15278946
why

>>15279275
I am not crabe

>>15276793
Spending time learning an inferior instrument for the sake of customs is silly.

I use a wakasashi in case I drop it so I can immediately disembowel myself.

>>15279275
It’s the other way around. The first chopstick doesn’t move and the one you add on top moves.

>>15280298
bro... its the easiest instrument in the world.

>>15279132
What does ayya mean?

>>15279140
thai also don't eat pho that's why i specified viet thai
>pseudo intellectual

>>15280824
And yet theres still no purpose to it.

>>15277607
I wanna SLAP Yuuko in the ass.

>>15280993
Huh??? its used for eating bro..

>>15281013
>>15281013
awwww yis is this a motha fuckin nichijou thread?

>>15281070

>you CANNOT use your hands to eat!

>>15278505
I'd simply use my superior american muscles to bend the japanese trash steel bars and walk out of the prison. There aren't enough policemen in Japan to stop me.

>>15281070
>>15281411

>>15280306
Very nice

>>15281421
>t. pajeet

>>15276793
wtf i hate chopsticks now

>>15281499
i love em more now seeing how much it makes anons seeeeethe

>>15276190

No I just use a fork

>>15276203
they are meant to be finger food

>>15276190
yes, because it pisses off the japs. i also stab ric with chops sticks or break chops sticks in half

>>15283050
the virgin chopsticks OR THE CHAD SPOON

>>15276190
Since sushi is a finger food, yes.

I don't understand the deal with chopsticks. I'm not big into Asian food or overpriced Jap shit but once in a while I end up at an Asian restaurant because the company around me wanted to. I just ask for a fork and that's it ez oz. The staff provide one for me and I eat. I wouldn't pay for overpriced Jap sushi to begin with but if I decided to I wouldn't give myself a discomfort of having to learn how to eat with the 'sticks. If I pay for the food I eat it however I want to

>>15276904
>>15278570
>This is the only correct response.
>Use chopsticks for hand roll and hands for not-hand sushi.
You should look into why makizushi came to be in the first place.
Then again, it's probably safe to assume all of you only eat reverse makizushi and/or after it has been cut up into 6-8 slices.

>>15276190
Technically the OG way to do it but even many modern japs eat it with chopsticks simply for politeness sake, so its really up to you and your environment

>>15276190
I used to use chopsticks but I use my hands now. Saves on trash and honestly, it's made for it.

>>15283124
you are retarded

>>15283050
>CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON

i dont eat raw fish

>>15276950
Go back to facebook you giganigger

>>15276432
The most Asian way is just to do what your most comfortable with. Table manners is mostly uncommon

>>15280842
it says "dood"

>>15276244
I don't know if you noticed, Sherlock, but they have completely free wooden chopsticks right next to the sushi.

>>15283589
That's what I'm saying. Why should anyone pay for a meal and not eat it in a way theyre comfortable with? Fingers, feet, fork, chopsticks, spoon, tongue etc. Just do whatever you want since it's your food

>>15283467
no u

>>15276586
It's almost like the food is designed to be eaten with chopsticks

No I don't like it when I get odors that don't disappear for hours on my hands and nori is definitely something like that

>>15276190
I only eat with bare hands when I eat high-class sushi.
It is soft and easy to crumble unlike cheap sushi that is crushed hard.

I use chopsticks because it's fun. You guys know what fun is, right?

>>15284136
I had it once. It was awful.

>>15276190
https://voca.ro/13OkzGXKvRmn

>>15278554
>his fork only has three tongs
holy shit ngmi

The only reason I wash the shit off my left hand is to eat sushi.

>>15283055
no

>>15278554
yes

>>15283527
sushi doesnt have to be fish, uncultured merifat

>>15276190
I use chopsticks to take sushi from the serving platter, but actually eat with my hands. Most foods taste better when you eat then with your hands anyway. You haven't had steak until you've gnawed at it in your hands. Try it sometime.

>>15284855
>t. wipes his butt with his hands

>>15284855
>I use chopsticks to take sushi from the serving platter,
You're supposed to use the other side of the chopsticks for that, actually.

>>15284849
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>Raw fish on rice? That will be 300 dorrar
Fuck off sushi-shills

>>15285108
Bidet actually. Also, I said "food" tastes better when you eat with your hands, shiteater.

>>15285112
Interesting. I'll remember that if I'm ever in Japan again.

It's your choice, really.

>>15283124
>You should look into why makizushi came to be in the first place.
>Then again, it's probably safe to assume all of you only eat reverse makizushi and/or after it has been cut up into 6-8 slices.
Only pedantic aspies like you could even pretend to give a fraction of a fuck about how a food item was prepared and consumed over nearly three hundred years ago, and think that it should have some relevance to how it is prepared and consumed today. Every piece of maki I've ever seen in person, and 99% of the images of it online doing a cursory search are bite sized pieces.

>>15284193
Based vocaroo poster

>>15283124
>You should look into why makizushi came to be in the first place.
I don't think I'll be doing that. Just tell me why you pedantic faggot.

>>15280047
its a joke

>>15280993
its vastly superior for eating sushi than a fork

>>15285118
japanese cuisine has been satisfying more women than you

>>15276190
Yes.

>>15284136
Yes, I know it as the bluepill.

>>15285283
>Bidet actually
okay, so your hands
>shiteater
>german namefagging

>>15285124
you know you can get decent sushi for under 15 dollars right

>>15276190
First you stop using utensils.
Then, you stop using soy sauce.
Then, you only buy it freshly made.
Finally you have maxed out the sushi skill tree.

>>15286257
>what is hyperbole
No I didn't know you could buy sushi under 100 dollars

>>15286307
>eww bleh seafood
ah so you're just a pickyfag

>>15286307
Well, now you do. Just look at the prices in any food court.

>>15286307
In Japan, this costs about $30.