/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to restaurant
>see woman in kitchen
>meal ruined

>>15284611
That creature probably has a bigger benis than me

>>15284618
So who cooked for you growing up? You're living foul.

>Drive past a restaurant
>see people , nope out,, keep driving
>meal not ruined

>>15284624
Not everyone can get access to CPA, she probably had to make do with spiro especially if she was born somewhere that limits access to health care.

>>15284626
Everyone knows mommy doesn't count.
Always wanted to be a goose though, honk honk haha

>>15284611
That's no woman

>>15284611
I didn't finish my meal and the waitress started bullying me and teasing me. Then, she called all the other waitresses over and the hostess. They all called me names and said I was too pussy to clean my plate. All of them started grabbing me and dragged me into the back and ripped my clothes off and started stuffing food in my ass.

>>15284773
that's bullshit but i believe it

>>15284771
And yet...

>>15284771
She is a biological (((woman))).

>>15284894

just because he took some estrogen and someone snipped his cock off doesn't make him a biological woman.

>>15284909
Neither of those things happened. Abella Danger is just an mannish, Jewish woman.

>>15284639

>>15284611
This wasn’t a holiday dinner but just a regular night out when me and my dad decided to go out. There was a new restaurant that had opened up in our town and we wanted to give it a try since we had been to every other restaurant in the area a million times. It was a generic kind of restaurant serving typical American fair, pastas, pot roast, chicken, steak, etc etc. now I personally have a standard dish I like to order that always gives me a good idea of how good a restaurant actually is, chicken fettuccine alfredo. This dish teaches you a lot about a restaurant. Are they making their own alfredo sauce or are they using something from a can, even worse a powder? Can they properly cook chicken or will they cook it until it’s rubber? Do they know how to season the chicken properly? It’s a good measure of a restaurant IMO. So anyway, I order my chicken fettuccine alfredo and my dad orders something like chicken kabob if my memory serves. We both ask for a coke and this is when it starts going off the rails. 15 minutes pass and still no cokes. 20 minutes pass and still no cokes. All of a sudden the waitress bring me my plate of food but nothing for my dad, still no cokes btw. We tell the waitress we’re still waiting on drinks and ask how long until my fathers food is ready. “Oh just a couple more minutes on the kebabs” she says and runs off to get the cokes. While she does that I take my first real look at my chicken fettuccine alfredo. It is at this point I realize what she brought me isn’t what I ordered. First of all it’s not fettuccine noodle but bow tie pasta. Secondly the sauce is not a smooth and creamy alfredo but it’s kind of lumpy like it’s made of ricotta cheese and it’s topped with a sprinkle of dill. Thirdly I notice the chicken isn’t cut into strips but it looks like someone took two forks and just pulled a chicken breast apart into few hunks and threw them in the pasta.

Cont.

>>15284758
>Always wanted to be a goose though
A goose bit my fingy once and I've never fucking forgiven them as a species.

>>15284771
Then you can call me a fag. Sign me up.

>>15284968
Waitress comes back with the cokes and I tell her she brought me the wrong order, I had ordered chicken fettuccine alfredo. She looks confused and tells me that’s what she brought me. At this point i am now speechless. I literally had to explain to her why what was on my plate in front of me was in no way what I ordered. Not the right noodles, not the right sauce and chicken that looked like it was prepared by a retard (no sear on the chicken btw, it looked boiled or maybe baked in an oven). She says “well that’s how the cooks make fettuccine alfredo”. I say that may be the case but you c any put something on your menu and then deliver customers a completely different dish. She asks if I want it to be remade so I ask are they going to make the dish the right way. “I’ll go to the kitchen and ask the cooks what they can do”. We are now about 45 minutes in, still no kebab and a confused waitress who doesn’t understand why bow tie pasta in a dill/ricotta sauce isn’t fettuccine alfredo. We decided to make the unprecedented move (for us) of walking out. I left a detailed review on Yelp of exactly what happened and a week later the restaurant got my review pulled from Yelp.

>>15284993
>I left a detailed review on Yelp of exactly what happened and a week later the restaurant got my review pulled from Yelp.

Would drink her sloppy shit if you know what i mean

>>15284968
>>15284993

>>15284639
>haha guys I swear I’m totally not a trans
> Not everyone can get access to CPA, she probably had to make do with spiro especially if she was born somewhere that limits access to health care.

>>15284968
>>15284993
>caring about the type of pasta
Unironically autism, they shouldn’t call it fettuccine but that’s what Americans recognize.
>caring about sauce
This may have been reasonable but you seem pretty autistic
>we made the unprecedented move of walking out
Pretty fucking cringe NGL

>>15284626
dick hallorann

>>15284624
It's Abella Danger and she definitely has a nice juicy vagina

>>15285196
There goes my interest.

>>15284611
Her skirt is not short enough. If it were a proper length skirt, you'd be able to see a hair or two while seated at table.

>>15285205
Worry not my friend, that fridge body is a sure sign she's amab, no way to hide that without very expensive surgery

give me a name, bro... i need a name, bro...

>>15285234
Buck Angel

Went to a Jamaican restaurant with my parents that had just opened up. Waited for a hour while a couple next to us had been seated and recieved their food while we were waiting. Walked out without paying for the drinks. Place closed down a month later.

>>15285249
Why do you racist piece of shit americans always try to ruin the lives of honest hardworking negroes?

>>15285458
You just keep telling us over and over and over again how bad we are, how we are at fault for everything, how we are the problem and how we must adapt to your way of thinking.

It happened once before, about 100 years ago in Germany. And look how that turned out. You want to go there again, because it's not pretty when white people get well and truly angry as a nation.

>>15284611
Men don't get tips

Lasttime we went out to dinner we had Thai.
For starters they didn't have the first 2 choices of drink my daughter wanted and the waitress was a 15 year old who had no clue about the menu.
I ordered the bbq pork, which I was told they didn't have, then they did.
When the pork arrived it was a big peice of dried meat served with carrots, broccoli, zuchinni and cauliflower (Didn't know these were Thai).
They served y daughter the wrong meal. When they realised they picked it up and took to another table (minus 2 mussels).
When I went to pay they'd fucked up the bill.
Not a real horror story but still left me seething.

>>15284771
You're no man

>>15285478
Jews are not white and your nation should be wiped off the face of the earth.

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r/copypasta
GuyWithPie
3y
For me, it's the McChicken.
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant

Not horror story, more retardation on my part

>Birthday meal, can't remember age but was in 4th grade
>Go to Ruby Tuesdays or some other 50's themed restaurant
>Cute highschool girl waitress sits down next to me at the table to take our orders
>parents tell her it's my birthday, she says close eyes for a present
>gives me a big kiss on the lips, leaving a bunch of lipstick everywhere
>wipe off mouth, see red stain on arm, realize what just happened
>start crying like a giant fucking faggot, to this day have no idea why
>girl apologizes repeatedly while parents laugh in my face

it's an abstract kind of feel, funny and cringe at the same time

>>15285555
tl;dr checked

>>15285478
>bring blacks and force them to slavery
>treat them like shit for hundreds of years
>Reject basic social standards, ruby bridges the first black child in an interacial school is literally still alive.
>you keep telling us over and over how bad we are!
ok retard

>>15285555
>fell for the goth girl meme
>go to bathroom
then we went to some local restaurant and they forgot the lettuce

>>15284611
please tell me that's a tranny

>>15285568
>blacks don't invent a wheel for thousands of years
>sell eachother to jews and southeners as farming equipment
>become obselete
>stay in the country and rape, steal, and murder to their monkey heart's content
those fucking idiots just couldn't pick their own cotton and now look at the mess we're in

>>15284773
Wtf is this real?

>>15285234
Abella Danger, pornstar

>>15285555
Everybody cries after their first kiss and first sex. Hell, I still cry after sex sometimes.

>>15284611
That waitress has seen some dicks in her time in a restaurant

>>15285871
You shouldn't be ashamed of the trap porn you masturbate to. Just be yourself and content in that.

>>15285568
There's a reason there are still bars on cages at the zoo anon. It's not that the animals kept there are bad, it's just that they are dangerous and destructive when given absolute freedom.

>>15285520
>Can you not read? Can you not comprehend simple language?

Apparently not. The German people, after WWI were mocked, vilified, shamed and told over and over again that they were in the wrong. Everything was their fault. Then came a crushing inflation which wiped out savings, made wages worthless and caused mass unemployment.

And then they started to get angry. And then someone came along who recognized this anger, the anger of a nation of white people, and boy did he capitalize on it.

Read a little of the history of the 20th century before you comment next time I know this is a cooking board, but it's part of your very basic education. Everyone should know this.

>>15285963
yikes

>>15285555
She raped you without consent. Result? People laughed. It was such a funny joke, right? Now imagine if a man did this to a girl your age. Yeah. That’s what’s called hypocrisy.

>>15284626
my mother(male)

>>15286091
You're a retard

>>15285478
>It happened once before, about 100 years ago in Germany. And look how that turned out. You want to go there again, because it's not pretty when white people get well and truly angry as a nation.

>>15285555
creepy to kiss a kid

>>15284773
>dragged me into the back and ripped my clothes off and started stuffing food in my ass.
hot

>>15285532
Your whole life is cringe

>>15286120
You have no idea. Not even close.

Chaos ruins society. It can come in the form of rioting and looting and also from a petulant refusal to obey basic, practical public health rules. One can be as bad as the other.

Everyone shrieks about personal rights and freedoms, yet nobody even manages a whisper about social responsibility.

>>15284993
>they served fettucine alfredo with the wrong noodles, a shitty sauce and shitty chicken
wow traumatic

>>15285478
Based and Reich pilled

>>15285494
men get just the tip

>>15285963
What do the Germans have to do with anything you lying piece of shit Hebrew snake?

>>15284618
>women in the kitchen
>bad

>>15286249
I'm not Jewish you absolute moron. Let that sink in and re-read my comments in the context intended.

>>15285555
Waitress was a weirdo. Imagine if you were a girl and the waitress was a high school male.

>>15286346
That would have also been considered fine 100 years ago. The protection of male children is just lagging behind a little. It's catching up fast, and will probably consolidate in our lifetime.

>>15286296
in a professional kitchen? 100% bad unless she is a squat goblina from central america

>>15286531
And then only if confined to the pot sink or the vegetable prep counter.

>>15286536
salad is ok

>>15286546
Well it gives them something to aspire to at any rate.

>>15285555
didnt read but checked anyways

>>15284968
>>15284993
flat out not reading that shit nigga compress it

>>15285478
based and mentally ill fat flyover retard

In 10th grade I was "bulking" and went to an all-you can eat shrimp at Red Lobster, by myself, on like a Tuesday. I'd shove maybe half the shrimp per course in a ziploc bag in my pocket. I didnt know the most popular girl in the school was a server there and she saw me. She brought out the manager and another girl from school to yell at me in front of the whole restaurant and then made me pay and leave. I was dreading the next day at school all fucking night, but then one of the Hispanics brought a pistol to school and shot 4 seniors during homeroom so I don't think she ever brought it up.

>>15284611
>the men that browse here are so traumatized from accidentally jerking it to a tranny that they refuse to accept Abella Danger is female

>>15286943
if you're not traumatized you might be homo...finding same sex intercourse repulsive is natural even to children who don't understand what it means

>>15285555
this was just like my /ss/ doujinshi up until the part where you spilled spaghetti

>>15286916
Believe it or not, I'm on the west coast, about as far west as you can go in the middle of North America. No Alaskan panhandle shit.

>>15284611
ok so at the time i'm working for one of these super mega corporations.
next door is a wendys. i go in every few days out of convenience, and the more often i go there it seems like the loser stoners behind the counter either hate their jobs, or me or themselves.
the chef has really bad acne. black teenager with all these huge white heads all over his face.
leading up to my last visit i remember one guy in line calling up the wendys corporate support because the service was so bad.
so the last day i go there i am eating the french fries.
bottom of the box, pubic hair.
i don't think that wendys exists any more.

>>15284611
pissed my pants while using a urinal
never free hand pissed ever again

>>15286931
cheap fuck

>be me
>middle school
>with mom
>generic steakhouse restuarant
>get standard chain burger and standard side salad and fries with coke
>think we were out doing appointments and mom wanted to sit down to eat
>food comes
>Looks good
>side salad is ok no cheese nice slices of cucumber and sliced carrot
>burger is big and thick no pink
>take off tomatoes
>fries warm and ok
>finish meal
>mom pays
>we go to leave
>need to pee
>mom goes to car
>run to bathroom
>small 7ftx7ft bathroom just sink and a shitter
>pee
>wash hands
>look at shitter
>suddenly
>most powerful blast of vomit i ever experienced
>shitter now completely speckled in salad, burger, and fry chunks from top to bottom
>wipe face
>spooked as fuck
>remember moms about to leave
>run out
>see staff
> autisticly them i ruined their bathroom and I'm sorry
>get in car
>go home
>not sick
>no stomach issues
Why

>>15286943
/ck/ is all FAGGOTS and unfunny women

>>15284611
had to go bussanut thanks to OP something about abella just does it

>>15284611
I liked this video. Butterface, but cute boobs.

>>15287147
who dis?

>>15287058
Just pull your pants down around your ankles while pissing. Feels good man.

>>15287157
Abella “Ratfaced Bubblebutt Kike” Danger

>>15284611
Peak khazar phenotype

>>15285555
>teenage girl working at chain
your crying was the bodys natural response to being raped by a slut with her coworkers cock on her lips. its a shame your parents didnt stomp her ass to death right then and there.

>>15284626
Imagine thinking women should be paid.

>>15284611
She would be hotter with a huge vinegary cock and balls

>>15287147
When she was new i wasnt a fan. She was competition to kelsi monroe.
But now fuck that. Ive grown to love her voice. Her body is so hot and idk why but her nose gets me diamonds
>>15287152
She's cute though

>>15284758
>>15284975
Geese are niggers. Ducks are bros.

>>15285458
>honest hardworking
>negroes

Pick one.

>>15285568
Jews are not white.

>>15287197
i know for a fact that jamaicans work harder than you faggot

>>15287174
You jest but it's true. I would marry any jewish girl if they looked like this

I shat on my pants while on a plane

i'm a jew and i'm very proud of abella's contribution to the world.

>>15287295
>i'm a jew
what makes jew girls such good filthy whores

>>15284611
When I was a wee lad my parents took me to a Tex/Mex place that had a giant bear as it's mascot and the giant bear came fucking about while we were eating and I freaked the fuck out. Little Rock Arkansas on University Ave

>>15287344
inherited trauma

>>15285555
Was she hot

>>15285513
you will never be a woman

>>15286091
get off the 4chan every now and then you stupid fuck

>>15284624
>>15284771
>>15284894
>>15284989
btfo

>>15287162
stupid frog

>>15288243
i forgot picture

>>15284773
hot

>>15286346
yeah he would've been a chad and the parents would have let him merry the thot child

>>15284611
I almost feel sorry for manly looking real women, they will be assumed to be trannys now. I say "almost" because it's usually women that are enabling this mentally ill bullshit, so they reap what they sow.

>>15284626
Chef Boyardee

>>15284611
is her asshole on the menu?

>>15288291
99% of people can tell the difference between a masculine woman and a tranny

>>15288248
>i forgot picture
BTFO by yourself

>>15284968
>>15284993
>ordering coke
This is some amazing flyover mentality. Just the mere idea of thinking you are a seasoned food critic and waiting for your iced sugar water to wash down your filth.

>>15286091
Can you rape with consent?

>>15288502
>99% of people can tell the difference between a masculine woman and a tranny

>>15286120
Trump won and you will never be a woman

>>15287095
i think this is something that just happens to children sometimes that they grow out of. middle school isnt too old for this.

>>15285555
Now imagine when a man dose that to your little boy, and since that was ok, your a bigot if your not ok with the same instance but with a homo. So now that you weren't fine with a man kissing your boy on the lips you lose you job. That's the world we're heading for because of these degenerative libtards

>>15287264
Well yeah drugs arent selling themselves

>>15284611
she looks Jewish

>>15288530
Get over it snowflake, your orange fool toddler lost.

>Go to concert with gf
>after concert go to a diner at 3 am
>group of drunk chads are at the table next to us
>my gf and I are stoned, tired, and have tinnitus
>Chad turns around and laughs saying "wow they're so quiet. he's not even talking to his girl."
hurt my feelings

>>15287907
Ya she was actually, that's why I have so many mixed feelings about it

>>15284611
What a beautiful Jewish woman!!!!!!!! L'chaim God is great!!!!

>>15285478
Do polcels really larp like this or is it bait?

>>15288527
Swiftie looks like an ex of mine that I wish had a cute little girlcock. If you imagine how much voice training she needed to go through to sound almost completely convincingly afab you realize she's quite an artist, in every way.

>>15288919
>afab

>>15285458
find out on fbi.gov

>>15288927
Assigned faggot at birth.

>>15284611
Pleaser spoiler your tranny shit next time. Some of us are trying to eat.

>>15287095
Similar thing happened during my last vacation. I was just walking around a park in Japan when I suddenly had vomit coming up my throat an hour or 2 after I ate. I managed to keep it down and nothing else happened. I didn't even have that nausea feeling I get in the bottom of my mouth.

>>15288919
Afab is an intersex term why do trannies use it to refer to females who aren't intersex

>>15286326
that sounds like something a jew would say. just sayin.

>go to mexican restaurant
>see lip imprint of crusted vomit on glass

>>15289153
just like back home ese

>>15289115
>females
nothing female about TS

>>15285478

cringe

>>15287269
Can you imagine what that'll look like at 40 or 50yo? Yeah, no thanks.

>>15289580
honestly probably a top-tier milf if she stays fit

>>15284993
> and a week later the restaurant got my review pulled from Yelp.
Wasn't expecting your lame story to have a frickin' sweet ending.

>>15287174
Shes a woman with a chad face. Honestly she has good angles and bad angles, where the bad ones she looks a bit derpy but the good ones she looks like a fucking god.

Im kinda biased since im a bi-fag but I like women with chizeled jawlines. and angular faces.

I think her personality is nice and in private shes into /x/ tier stuff. Also said she prefers uncut dicks so she cant be really jewish.

>>15289518
can you imagine the sound of her limp girldick flopping around while you pound her bussy?

>>15289777
>foreskin retracting feels so good in my ass
Holy based

>>15284618
>>go to restaurant
>>see woman in kitchen
>>meal ruined
i actually make sure to avoid all restaurants that have female staff, still remember the time I got kicked out, BANNED and almost arrested for hitting on a female staff working there (it wasn't even that bad)

women hate me because i'm ugly and short even when i want to make their life better they straight up reject me...

>>15285086
No, walking out was a based move, but only if it was after they had gotten their cokes.

>>15288232
You will never be a man. Not a proper one anyway. You'll be at best forever trapped in "Little Boy" mode. It's why women don't like you, not deep down in the admiring manner you crave so much.

>>15286943
'She'd' be hotter as a tranny. Just saying.

>>15284611

Mexican restaurant, good reviews, had to make a reservation, wait, wait, wait, police show up, couple of blacks are drunk, fighting about the bill, police toss them out, get seated, usual chips and salsa, order, no drinks yet, live Mariachi Band, food gets put on the table, sizzling platters, waiting for margaritas, big boom from the entrance, blacks (3) are back, start shooting, screaming, crying, probably 50-70 shots, we head out via the kitchen, no one dead, couple of people hurt, DA reduced charges, lets guys go without bail, 3 months go by, get court summons, restaurant is suing me for non-payment for my meal and drinks, go to court, judge says pay, plus fines, court costs and restaurant legal fees, tells me once food is ordered I am obligated to pay, doesn't matter that I never got to eat, ask about getting shot at, tells me to sue the restaurant, I sue, same judge, dismissed case, not restaurants fault, about the shooting, tells me to pay court costs and restaurant legal fees, restaurant asks for and gets permanent restraining order against me and my family, DA drops all charges against shooters. I will never eat in a Mexican themed restaurant again.

>>15286943
absolutely delusional

>>15284773
Ah you figured out the code too

>>15284626
my mom didnt cook shit

>>15285568
Fuck off nigger

>>15285555
>Ruby Tuesdays or some other 50's themed restaurant
There are a few 50's themed restaurants, Ruby Tuesdays was never one. They were the place with the salad bar.

>>15291498
This is a fake story that isn't real.

>>15292174
Are you saying those poor negroes didn't do anything wrong?

One time I went to a Chinese buffet & put a mountain of chow mein & crab legs on my plate, it seriously must've weighed 5+ pounds. I sat down & just as I was about to start eating, one of the employees said "ohhhh so good prate for big boy yum", I pushed the plate off the table & left without paying. Fucking cunt bug people. Sure I'm over 400 but that's no reason to Target your customers

>>15285458
>Restraunt service is shit
>word gets round that it's shit and it closes down
>"God damn crackas keepin da brutha down"

Why do niggers never have any sense of responsibility for their own actions? Are you genuinely brainwashed by Dindu mentality?

>>15292447
What kind of people sit and wait for an hour without taking responsibility for being idiots?

what a shit thread

>>15289916
I'm not into trannies I just have the ability to spot the celebrities who are trannies(of which there are many including many FtM).

>>15293033
Your "ability" is mental derangement. Seek help.

>>15285555
what a fucking CHAD

>>15286943
I'd unironically rather jerk it to shemale porn. Only Danegerous thing about Abella is her face.

>>15293046
>Your "ability" is mental derangement.

>>15293046
>t. doesn't know about the eunuchs

>>15293026
This

>>15285478
Holy fucking cringelord

>You don't want to make white people, well...angry as a nation
>It's not gonna be pretty!!

Sort yourself out. The Nazi eugenics program would have put down your retarded, fat, imbecilic mutt ass before annexing Poland you subhuman.

>>15285494
>Be man
>Be attractive
>Have social skills
>Make more tips than our big tiddi waitresses

Cope harder

>>15285937
>>15286091
>>15286136
Kill yourself

>>15287024
Shut the fuck up you massive faggot, no one fucking cares

>>15293343
yeah and you can earn even more working the glory hole

>>15284611
fuck i miss the golden age of Abella before she went blonde

>>15290252
yikes

>>15284611
>Pay $40 for a 14 0z "aged" steak
>Absolutely beautiful searing and a perfect medium-rare
>Has no flavor, barely even salted
I was so mad. I asked if it was wet aged or dry aged, the waitress didn't know what I was talking about, and the head chef said "we cut all our meat fresh".
Took half it home and marinated it in some soy sauce and worcester sauce.

>>15288526
Statutory rape is a thing, when a minor consents it doesn't count as legal consent

>>15285478
5'7", 120ish I'm guessing?

>>15284626
My dad
Only time he was happy I stead of drunk and beating me up was when he was cooking
Now I cook all sorths of things for me and my friends and count the days until that piece of shit dies

>>15290252
>the time I got kicked out, BANNED and almost arrested for hitting on a female staff working there (it wasn't even that bad)
Can we get a greentext?

>>15284611
>Go with grandma and uncle to this old coffee shop
>Uncle orders some sort of sugary shit and a cappuccino
>Grandma was a scone and some tea
>I just want a good cup of spresso
>Check the menu
>Really confused because all coffees have weird names
>No spresso anywhere
>Ask the waiter if all coffee they sell is in capsules
>He says yes
>Close the menu, don't order anything
>Grandma tells him Im not ready to order
>A while later the waiter comes back with the food
>Asks me if I'm ready to order
>I say no
>Grandma gets mad at me
>Uncle orders for me
>They bring me a cup of hot shit
>Don't touch it
>Grandma and uncle finish eating
>Owner of the store comes to our table and asks us if there was any problem with my coffee, asks if it was cold
>I say yes so he can fuck off
>Grandma gets pissed at me, tells the owner that everything was lovely
>Finally able to leave
>It's been two weeks and grandma still refuses to talk to me

>work next door to a long john silver's
>everyone says don't go
>avoid for a year, "can't be thaaaat bad"
>standing in line behind a 60yo, 5', 300lb nigress
>filthy clothes, smells like actual poop
>keep distant, get food
>banana peppers are dark brown, pick them off
>most mediocre meal ever
>oh shit, bench and bench back are not connected, jacket fell on floor
>put on jacket, ice cold water runs down back of neck
>it's january and my jacket was sitting in the snow melted off my shoes
>dude who got me the job says, "we fuckin warned you."
>warn every new employee for the next 2 years

>>15285568
They where already slaves, descendents of slaves descendents of slaves. That's why they didn't amount to shit even after being freed
If they enslaved free negroes instead they would be thriving today

>>15285511
>Not excusing yourself to the toilet and tipping 100 bucks to the 15 year old with a note with your phone number attached

>>15287053
>Go to Burger king

>Order burger
>Cashier is stinker out of his mind
...
>And one more thing don't put my burger in the microwave
What?
Don't put my burger in the microwave
What?
DONT PUT MY BURGER IN THE MICROWAVE
...
Oh ok
>Staring at the burger flippers like a hawk
>There goes my burger
>Into the microwave it goes
>Motherfucker

>Go to Burger king
>Order burger with 4 patties
>They are all burned
>They taste fucking disgusting
>Burger king tried to hide the taste by putting 3 times as much dressing
>Burger tastes of burn meat and a shitload of dressing
>Dressing spilling everywhere
>Bread falling appart because they fucking microwaved the burger again, becoming soggy dressing pudding
>The meat still burned to shit
It was a fuck you in food form

>Go to Burger king
>No food at home and everything closed so I'm ready to eat anything
>Try a chicken sandwich instead, those used to be good
>Chicken is hard as shit
>Honestly I has seen more tender cardboard
>Probably nobody orders the chicken sandwich
>They must have been reheating the same chicken for days in order to not make a new batch

There is a happy ending, I haven't gone there in 4 years, the only thing keeping them alive is their shitty gimmicky marketing and boomers nostalgia, even back then they had a fraction of the costumes mcdonald's gets, half the restaurant was always empty. There isn't a single franchise more deserving of going under

>>15292232
No they didn't
It's the fucking judge who gets to sit in his chair and ruin society while getting a big ass paycheck who is to blame and as long as people don't get it in their heads nothing is going to change
The world never changed by saying the nword or shoplifting sneakers, shit changes when you drag the people in power to the streets and you remove the head from the body

I went to burger king, got a classic chicken sandwich, patty was thin and didn't taste like chicken, it was kinda bitter, I think they didn't change out the oil like they are supposed to.

>>15284611
I have horror stories from restaurants I used to work in:
>work in burger joint
>burger making time
>need to slice the delivered meat to stripes before grinding it
>meat just arrives in huge vacuum bags
>owo-what-cut-is-dis.jpg
>no cut is really recognizable
>except one
>mfw it's the cow's face
>profile with eye, ear, mouth and all
Other restaurant, was right next to burger place
>"""italian""" food
>everything cooked in pans over hot fire
>pans accumulate a geological layer of burnt food on the outside
>fuckhuge pots
>bottoms sometimes stick or burn
>scoop it out with hands while cleaning
>too large to clean in sink, clean in back yard
>back yard always smells like rotten trouble
>floor covered in anti-slip rubber mats which probably host alien colonies
>pretty sure food got sand in it
dudes, when picking out a place to eat, sniff around it. If anything smells weird just leave.

>>15284611
I want to put my head under her skirt and sniff her private parts

>>15284993
Honestly fuck that restaurant though. They won't make it.

>>15287188
Geese are pussies. They wobble away immediately when they realize their hissing doesn't scare you.

>>15293729
im sure this is fake, but i have realized one thing that drinking bad coffee now and then makes you appreciate good coffee a lot more. not every cup needs to be some third wave flavor bomb

>>15287053
Nigger hair looks like pubic hair lad, it could’ve gone either way but I dunno if someone would unironically go out of their way to put pubes in your fries for no reason unless you’re actually an undercover super-autism

>>15288712
Did u ever considered that you are an faggot? Your dad raiseded you 2 B a lil bich boi? Want to slurp on sum cock bich boo?

>>15293033
>>15293046
>>15293246
Tbh I think he’s right about hollywood shoveling trannies into the Americans peoples faces without their knowledge. They always ALWAYS do things secretively before they come out in the open with it. The first step is to normalize trannies that transitioned perfectly, then to normalize trannies that are kinda wrong looking, and then we get to where literal men wearing dresses are “female”

>>15293697
From the part where he says
>even if I want to make their life better
I would say something like this
>fat lonely retard with aspbergers walks into a bar
>every night for months
>always asks for one waitress
>gives her 20 dollar tips minimum
>makes degrading comments about her appearance
>thinks this is “flirting” because of porn and media
>the waitresses don’t want to kick him out for tips but eventually everyone gets tired of his shit
>sayonara fat autist

>>15293729
I can’t tell if this is real or not but it feels like those old people are regulars at a local place and this shit-smearing nigger was rude to the owners and ruined the experience for the grandparents and it makes me fucking ANGRY

>>15284611
>Everyone always talking about how great ihop is
>Never had them
>Oh, you need to stop at the one located X, they're the best
>Decide to try it a few weeks later when I'm in the area
>Walk in, no waitress in sight
>Take a table
>Wait 20 mins for a waitress to finally come out front
>Place order
>15 more minutes to get a cup of coffee
>45 mins from the time I ordered until I get my food, when only 1 other table was in the restaurant
>Ordered stuffed french toast
>Get a distinct whiff of rancid milk when it's set down in front of me
>Cut into it
>Start retching from the smell
>"Cream cheese" filling in it is so rotten it has a green tint
>Signal for waitress
>Point at it and ask her to smell it
>She asks me if I'd like to order something else

Never again. I'm sure it was a fluke, but that was so fucking disgusting I refuse to even enter an ihop parking lot for the rest of my life

>>15293817
B-but boss, if people stop saying nigger, who’s social media will get cancelled? How will we ever know???

>>15289518
>t.ranny who sees flat bitches and think they're the same as him

>>15294536
Anon, you gotta admit, TS looks a hell of a lot like a man and she’s a confirmed /b/tard. There’s a lot to Hollywood normies wouldn’t dream of understanding, hell there’s conspiracies all these celebs are aliens let alone trannies.

>>15284611
Paid $30 for a mediocre chinese buffet experience and didn't tip. lost a childhood friend over it as an adult.

>>15285568
>Basically every culture practices slavery since beginning of time.
>White people end slavery.

"Whytie iz da wurst eyvar" - t.leftnigger

>>15286120
If the masks are so essential then why are we all still alive faggot.

>>15294615
I'm not.

Why is there a disgusting tranny dressed in a waitress uniform on this cooking board?

>>15285532
Is this a larp or did some CIA niggers bot break?

>>15293365
You're funny anon. You tried to insult OP and make him mad now your seething hard.

>>15287095
>burger is big and thick no pink
Tastlet detected, your post is meaningless

>>15293246
Didn’t come to /ck/ with the intentions of tickling my pickle, but it’s that time now

>>15294553
You'll never be able to give birth. You'll never be a woman.

>>15294769
>I’m a tranny for saying hollywood uses underhanded tactics to force feed the world propaganda
You need to get your eyes checked, you’re clearly fucking blind.

>>15294553
No she doesn't.

>>15294799
>man hands
>man feet
>no ass
>no tits
>manly skull proportions
>loads of makeup
>plastic surgery abound forsure
The only thing that makes me waver on whether she’s a real woman or not is her skin, it’s very feminine, which quite often is not the case for trannies.
>>15293246
For example, examine this image. She looks quite a bit more like a teenage boy than a female, notice the abdominals and pelvis. It’s very masculine. If her face was a little more boyish, she would look much closer to a male than a female. Taylor swift is basically the same exact thing, just taller (red flag) and has been famous for longer (making her a strong contender for a trans woman that never admitted to being trans in order to trick men into finding ‘her’ attractive in order to normalize trannies).

>>15294791
>durrrr you'd have to be blind to think Taylor Swift is a woman durr
Let me guess Michelle Obama is one of you too?

>>15294887
>now the tranny is examining /fit/ women to compare itself to

>>15294912
Michelle Obama is the worst offender, how can you actually see that cretin and tell yourself it’s a female? Then again, niggers are always disgusting, so I guess maybe the proper thing to say would be how can you look at that mongrel and tell yourself it’s a homo sapien.
>>15294920
I’m not a tranny you absolute fucking retard, there’s literally shitloads of propaganda everywhere to normalize trannies and suddenly Hollywood producing propaganda is just not allowed? Are you actually fucking retarded?

>>15294976
Go back to /lgbt/, tranny.

>>15294993
I would normally be doing exactly what you’re doing except we are talking about celebrities that look manly and not women that look effeminate.
There’s a world of difference between calling a female who’s pussy has been on camera a man versus celebrities who have never let anyone examine their orifices closely.

>>15294887
Man or not I coomed

>>15284975
Based as fuck

>>15293470
is that what you told your dad, anon? how'd he take it? ..how'd you take it??

>>15293470
>>15295134
>gets assraped in prison by Jamal for being 18 and dating a 17 year old because in your state you can’t smoke until you’re 21
Oh say can you see

>>15284611
God please, just one sniff is all I desire

this story sucks but so does the thread
>running late for class
>REALLY hungry, can't sit through an hour long class
>think georgio's hot and ready $5 pizza since it's on the way to school and that's easy to eat in my car
>go in
>one person working
>rush hour on the busiest street in the dead center of the city
>clearly overwhelmed despite there only being 2 customers
>no greeting
>just ignores me
>eventually get acknowledged by her holding up one finger with a grimace like in that way that's supposed to mean gimme a minute
>literally nobody has spoken to me yet, all i can hear is some dude picking out what he wants on his salad and it being made
>the most awkward atmosphere ever
>so fucking hungry and i just want a hot & ready, they clearly have a bunch ready and that's all i want, cash is in hand
>walk the fuck out
>get taco bell instead
>left a shitty review like that's supposed to mean something
>store eventually closes

like i get when people get overwhelmed when they're understaffed or something but you can't lock up and start getting all frustrated, it just makes it worse, and makes everyone feel unwelcome.

>>15295676
She cucked you anon should have spoke up bitch

>>15284773
I've been to that waffle house

>>15295676
100% there was something going on in the background

>>15295676
>place is getting robbed
>everyone told to be cool
>gets shitty review in process
kek

>>15284611
https://voca.ro/1f6J2liCkvBl

>>15296649
If you listen carefully it seems like this might be the same guy as in the other vocaroos.

>>15284611
BUILT

>>15292423
FUCKING KEK

>>15291498
not funny
>>15292423
funny
for a phone poster

>>15284611
>Go to hyped up burger spot.
>Takes forever for them to take our order.
>Get half the orders wrong
>Takes even LONGER for them to bring the check
We sat in that place for more than 3 hours.

>>15284611
You know what they say about 'Girls' with big noses.....

>>15284611
>cute

She looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, a horse.

>>15296971
They take it like a champ.

>>15292423
>>15284611
When I was about 7 or 8 my family went to a chinese buffet. I was a picky faggot so I complained that I wanted McDonald's. Instead of telling me "Tough shit., my sister dropped the family off and took me through the McDonald's drivethrough and let me take my Happy Meal inside the Chinese buffet, looking like white trash. It's especially painful looking back as an adult because I have the WORST case of yellow fever.

>>15284611
Does anyone else have pornstars they look at and wish they could have saved in high school by becoming their boyfriend?

I wish I could have saved Abella Danger. She is so cute and seems nice.

>>15290252
>>>/r9k/
Go back to your board

>>15284968
>>15284993
This is 4chan you stupid Youtube comment fuckface. Learn to greentext if you want people to read your garbage.

>>15295676
This story really doesn’t make that much sense

>>15296848
>waiting for the check for this long
Why didn’t someone just ask for a check? You know you aren’t confined to the seats, correct?

>>15285568
>niggers sold each other as slaves
>still do, actually
>every race treats niggers like shit because niggers are barely human
>white people stopped slavery before anyone else
>white people ended segregation before anyone else
>white people gave niggers equality
>as we're now seeing, those were terrible mistakes
>ask niggers to be just a little civilized
>FUK U WH*TE BOI BLAT BLAT

I just got baited, didn't I?

>>15286136
fuck off pinko scum

I guess this was a "my bad" moment, but years ago the senpai took me out for a birthday dinner. There was a Hibachi spot nearby; I suggested it. We all went. So they seated us. Then, without any heads up, they seated another family at our table. Strangers to each other--having to make awkward conversation, who never wanted to be seated together in the first place...

I say "my bad" because i don't know much about Hibachi and maybe this is a normal thing? Anyhow, the whole experience sucked for both families. We all got along, but it was like "can we wrap this thing up?"...It wasn't even crowded in the restaurant too! They could have easily split us up. Haven't been to another since. I think I ended up apologizing for the whole fiasco...

>>15296649
Yo I fucking love you keep up the work

>>15297690
Nah, you are doing a good enough job for the both of us. You keep going, I'll watch the news in the morning, see if you've been arrested yet.

>>15297689
Yes, unfortunately.

The place I used to work at was in a 100+ year old building and shared it with a few offices and a hotel.
Pest problems, plumping, and one time the pipes from the hotel above us broke and water came streaming down a part of the dining area. It was like a natural waterfall mid-service.

>>15297355
luv ur sis m8
ate fuckin tojo cunts
simple as innit

>>15297553
No. Porn just shows that deep down all women are whores.

>>15285239
Kek

A stupid one but involves a takeaway
>Order 2 x Pizza and 2 x Coke
>Pizzas arrive no coke
>Call them to say
>Guy comes back
>2 x Diet Coke
>Tell him it's wrong, take it back and just leave it
>30mins later
>Pizza was shit-tier garbage
>Guy turns up with 2 x Pepsi.

>>15293033
your ability is poor and you have schizophrenia

>>15294496
You don't get it.
They've been doing this basically forever.
Here's a picture of Elanor Roosevelt.
Isn't she handsome?

>>15298177
all men

>>15298177
>>15298183
>tfw the tranny jews already successfully connected wombs to boypussy

>>15293729
Why are you so anal about coffee ?

>>15298459
Did somebody say anal?

>>15286957
you will never be a man

>>15297704
>Im sorry, but we would much prefer to be seated on our own, as a family

>>15298631
wow you sure showed him...
3 days later...

>>15298654
>im not him but
you will never be a man

>>15298666
>implying
also checked

>>15286120
>demographic engineering and cultural decay is the same as not wearing a government-mandated face nappy because le experts told me to
Even for 4chan, you're retarded

>order ramen
>it's fucking spaghetti pasta in clearly unseasoned broth
>BURIED in sprouts as if to hide such egregious malfeasance
>malevolently small portion of pork belly
>that'll be $20 hehe
I shot put the bowl back toward the kitchen and walked out without paying

>>15284773
i probably would of done the same you little bitch

>>15284993
I know for a fact your a fat loser. So happy they pulled your retarded review, didn’t even know they could do that! Get bent anon

>>15284993
u r an aspie, i cant deny that, but u r in the right for being unhappy with that dish

>>15293343
>be man
>work a woman’s job
Lmfao get a real job queer

>>15293729
Your uncle sounds like a real stand up guy, ordering for his weakling nephew

>family and I driving home from family trip
>drive all night and skip breakfast
>all 4 of us have a headache and feel sick
>decide to stop at a LongJohn Silvers/KFC combo
>place is deserted and looks like it hasn’t had business or been cleaned in a month
>reminder that this is during the lunch rush
>only 2 employees in the whole store
>one is a fat black greasy looking teenager
>the other is a middle aged mexican man
>we decide to deal with it because we’re all hungry and tired
>we order our food and drinks and sit down at a corner booth
>chair is broken but it’s the cleanest looking table in the place
>15 minutes go by and they haven’t even brought us our drinks
>suddenly notice cockroaches start crawling out from the cushion behind me
>while the employees are fucking around in the back we decide to leave and fuck the money and food, we’ll just wait to eat at home
That was the first and last time I ever went to a LongJohn Silvers.

One time I ordered a veal dish from a restaurant. They bring out the dish and the meat in it is clearly chicken, not veal. It had the coloring, smell, taste, and texture of chicken, and I had eaten and seen veal plenty of times in the past to know that this is not what it looks like. I called the waiter over and informed him that a mistake must have been made, and he glared me very arrogantly and said "no sir, that is definitely veal." I looked to those I was dining with for help, but they actually agreed with him, so he smugly smiled and turned away, me now looking thoroughly like a dipshit. I will swear to this day though, that was not fucking veal. It was like a group gaslighting session. Thanks for coming to my person blog bye.

>>15297355
The only white trash thing about that story is willingly going to a Chinese buffet

>>15298814
It was veal anon, you’re just a fucking retard

>>15298843
STOP GASLIGHTING ME. I KNOW WHAT VEAL LOOKS AND TASTES LIKE.

>>15298847
you need to calm down and take your meds

I never really had a horror story, even at fast food chains like KFC and Burger King the food has always at least been passable. One time I ordered some take out Chinese and it took two hours to arrive though. It was really good and they included some sushi to make up for it but Jesus Christ, it was a week day and my house is only 10 minutes away by car.

>>15298814
I remember this. It was definitely veal. It looked nothing like chicken.

>>15298847
based schizbro

>>15284773
This is almost definitely bullshit
Post proof or gtfo

>>15284968
What?

>>15284993
What?

>>15285555
Find out who it was and take them to court for sexual harassment
>it was a different time
Morals have evolved and an event happening in the past is no excuse
Sue ruby Tuesday too

>>15299029
I assure you I've tasted, smelled, and seen veal many times in the past, as have I tasted, smelled, and seen chicken many times as well, and the two are distinct visual and flavor profiles. I do not appreciate being mocked for what was a clear ruse being played on me, perhaps staff acting in conjunction with my dinner party, or perhaps the waiter was misplaced in his arrogance and truly embarrassed that he could not discern the difference between chicken and veal and instead doubled down so that he would not face down the anger from the chef. My dining party, unaccustomed to the sight of veal dressed in a marsala sauce, would not have been able to properly identify the look and taste as clearly that of chicken. They would naturally assume though, that the wait staff in a haute-cuisine establishment could not be mistaken in identifying the difference between the flesh of a chicken and young cow, and that I was the one speaking in error. I was not wrong, however. It was chicken and I was played for a fool among my peers. I was overcharged too, a total of eight extra dollars for the veal entree rather than the chicken, and they gave me the chicken entree anyway. I will not be conspired against by the waitstaff, you, or anybody for that matter. This is not a laughing matter.

>>15291498
Did CNN at least report on the mass shooting?

>>15293729
This seems like something a nigger that thinks they're sophisticated would do

>>15299098
STFU and eat your chicken, faggot.

>>15298938
And you could have just went there since It was 10 minutes away, fucking lazy american fatass. No wonder you are a college debt ridden idiot.

Not really a horror story but anytime one of your favorite restaurants goes to hell, you can't help but feel a bit sad and scared because you never know when another favorite place is going to close

>Really nice seafood restaurant
>One of the few places to get fresh, locally caught food
>Popular spot due to being right on the water
>Always got great reviews, won awards, and never had a bad experience when we went
>New construction made it very difficult to get in and out of the parking lot
>Place temporarily closes for about 4 months due to construction and owner decided to renovate the building
>Go to try it out when place reopens
>Half the building is still in plastic and closed off
>Renovations not done
>Uh...ok
>Get seated and it takes 20 minutes for us to get water even though the place is empty
>Another 20-30 minutes for our drinks and salad
>Menu has been completely changed
>"Sorry we're out of asparagus but I can substituent it for green beans"
>"Sorry we're out of shrimp"
>"Sorry we're don't serve this or that anymore"
>Food is mediocre at best
>Leave disappointed and confused
>Place goes up for sale a few weeks later
>Place closes permanently once COVID lockdowns started

According to a food & bev friend, the word on the street was the original owner was approached by a buyer when he first closed to renovate. Being older, the guy saw it as an opportunity to go ahead and retire but then the new owner ran out of money before finishing the renovations. So he cut costs and everything went down hill. He was already in the red when they reopened and wasn't recovering. COVID was the final nail in the coffin which is a shame because the place use to be great

>>15299152
>STFU and eat your veal, faggot
FTFY

>>15298787
the end of your story reminded me of the Tourettes Guy line "This is the second time I've been fucked by Dairy Queen!" thanks for the laugh. I had a similar experience at a Subway in Branson in 2005.

>>15293749
yup
that's LJS for you

>>15293791
you...went to a fast food place and expected quality?
I'm not sure why you would? I mean, I've only been to subway a few times in my life and not really anywhere else, but I avoid low-quality (i.e fast-food) establishments. Low quality food, low quality people.

>>15299098
You should get the veal again for take out, use a different name, and see if there’s a difference. If there is, go find the waiter, and beat the shit out of him with a piece of raw veal.

>>15291498
Yeah that didn’t happen lol, cool story though

>>15296649
You sound like an ogre, a modest sized giant, or a large troll. Some green skinned humanoid who collects human skulls and feasts on children and goats

>>15297704
This is how every Japanese hibachi works. You sit with strangers.

>>15300028
I would not like that one little bit. I prefer the old style Chinese restaurants that had little bamboo cubicles for each table.

>>15294976
you seriously are in need of therapy and antipsychotic meds

>>15285086
t. his restaurant

>>15284611
I used to work in a gastropub in the UK, and 7/10 American guests were a shitshow. They were maybe the only group the staff disliked more than chinese tourists.

Most commonly issues:
>Bitching about prices / not understanding UK money (it's not fucking complicated, guys)
>Bitching that we don't have some specific beer / bourbon they like, because they don't understand that not every brand from their home state is exported internationally
>Complaining about small portion sizes (our portions were honestly faily big by UK standards)
>Generally being loud and obnoxious
>Being racist to staff with accents (like half the UK hospitality workforce is from eastern europe.. or at least it was before Brexit)
>Demanding we put a US football / basketball game on, and getting pissy when we explained that we don't have a subscription for US sports channels
>Bitching that we didn't give them water without them asking, and getting annoyed that we weren't refilling their pint of water every 12 seconds

But most commonly they jusy did not understand how to order food from a pub. You order at the counter, and pay in advance. It's not complicated. We even had a sign saying "please order and pay at the bar", and they just didn't fucking get it. No other nationality seemed to have this problem, and it happened constantly.

>>15298669
>>implying
you will never be a man.

>>15299098
>>>/x/
Go back to your containment board you schizo fuck

>>15300330
posting stupid shit like that, neither will you kid

>>15287359
>muh 6 gorrilion
get the fuck outta here

>>15300272
>>Bitching that we didn't give them water without them asking, and getting annoyed that we weren't refilling their pint of water every 12 seconds

I'm american and it baffles me that water doesn't come free with meals.

>>15300583
It's free in the UK by law (at any location licensed to sell alcohol). You literally just have to ask, and they'll bring you a pitcher or pour you a pint. A lot of pubs (at least pre-corona) would just have a water dispenser so you can help yourself.

For some reason though Americans got pissy that we didn't just bring it to them by default, and that they had to come to the bar to ask\for more.

>>15284611
man hands

>>15300272
Problematic behavior. We can do better. We need to be better.

>>15300272
Yes American tourists have a well deserved reputation of being brash, obnoxious, loud, conceited, entitled and relatively ignorant about the country they're visiting. But tbf, back in the late 1800's and pre war 1900's when Britain was a world power, the bongs had that same reputation. It seems to be part of the deficiency of the anglo character whenever they briefly ascend to world power. But fortunately they fade away relatively rapidly which happened to Britain and is currently happening to the US.

>>15300583
Water is free here, but you are usually expected to take yourself to the bar to order it yourself. Here you get a lot less contact than in the states. A lot of places (pubs, bars etc) you'll order the food yourself at the bar. It is brought to you and they'll ask you if you want another drink at that point. When returning with the drink they'll ask if everything is OK and after that you are pretty much on your own. Even in a 'proper' sit down restaurant where they take your order at the table you'll get a similar amount of contact. They'll ask you about desserts when they are clearing your plates, but not because they want you to order desserts, because they want you to fuck off so they can turn the table. You kind of need to ask about dessert and make it clear that you want to order dessert when they do the 'is everything OK' check.

>>15300272
>We even had a sign saying "please order and pay at the bar"
Places in America have this too but you typically pay after you are done eating, easy to understand the confusion. You complain a lot btw. Bong faggot

>>15300633
>I don't understand why I can't just sit on my phone all day while these Americans are expecting service

I've travelled a lot in Europe and sat in many places listening to Americans loudly braying nearby. The thing that stands out the most aside from the extremely loud conversations is the bragging. It is insane how much Americans brag about what they are doing or what their children are doing. It is always "STEVEN IS A DOCTOR NOW. HE MAKES ALL THIS MONEY. IT IS CRAZY ALL THIS MONEY. MONEY MONEY MONEY."

The next thing is the pure naivety. It is kind of sweet/comical, but the waiter bringing a couple of glasses of cheap local wine is received as if he delivering the second coming of christ and the cheap basic wine is like "I HAD THIS WHEN FINE DINING IN GERMANY. STEVEN ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT GERMANY BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY STUDYING FOR HIS 50TH DEGREE IN NON-PROFIT CRIME FIGHTING".

>>15300713
Jesus, no wonder you're all so fat. You expect other people to literally do everything for you.
Do restaurant toilets in America have someone to wipe your gigantic arse for you as well?

>>15300742
I'm guessing you're trying to bait, but in the US the absolute worst restaurant customers are Europeans and Asians

>>15300742
Only the black tie restaurants.

>>15300762
It still doesn't feel right because it's always some fresh off the boat Negro who doesn't even speak English...on the other hand if it was an American doing the job

>>15300757
Lol, abolutely not true.
I been to 5 states, and every single time people fawned over my accent and were desperate to talk to me and my friends. Americans will do anything for a foreigner with an accent

>>15300896
Nah it's because we feel sorry for you, much like for a child or a retard.

Jesus Christ. Fuck off, /int/. I want to read more bitching about restaurants.

>>15298718
Was probably udon noodles.

>>15300901
Sure it is m8. That must be why all those girls gave me their number.

>>15284965
fucking lol

>>15300930
lol no.

>>15301048
Belive what you want m8. It's a well known fact that american girls will fuck anything with a European accent.

>>15285511
>parents on 4chan
kinda based

>>15293729
8/10 pasta because it hasn't been overdone yet.

>>15300367
What does /x/ have to do with my story, anon? There's nothing paranormal about the switch-up, as I clearly defined in my post. There was simply an error made by multiple parties or an act to play me for a fool. I am not sure I understand the nature of your hostility. The original poster provided a prompt for bad restaurant stories and I provided as such.

>>15285511
Why pay? Seriously? Be a fucking man.

>>15301232
lol not you.

>>15300733
I hate my country so much

>>15284773
It really upsets me that Chili’s refuses to change this policy. It just so disruptive to the dining experience, I don’t get it