/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15282784
Nice

>>15282784
Post tits, Christmas lingerie and cock/balls

>>15282784
merry christmas anon!

>>15282786
>>15282788
>>15282790

My urethra is in so much pain rn. I don’t want to go to the hospital on Christmas goddamnit why’d I do this

>>15282805
Crush it up, should cum right out bit by bit.

>>15282784
Mazel tov!

>>15282849
Shut up Jew boy this is nothing to delebrate

>>15282784
True Christmas spirit, anon, Santa would be proud

>>15282784
Based thread. I'd love to mutilate your cock. I'd turn it to mush. Be glad I'm not in your house this Christmas, or I'd fuck up your little cock. I'd ruin it so bad it wouldn't be able to be repaired on this earth. Shitty little cock.

jingle balls

>>15282784

Whatever you do try not to think of burning peppermint urethras

>>15282784
Prove it.

>>15283400
Pic from before I went into the hospital. I’m spending Christmas in the ER. Idk how I’m going to explain this to my family. They’re already pissed I missed last Christmas by nodding off at my dope dealers place and not waking up until 6:00 pm

>>15284441
damn

>>15284441
Lol just pull it out and don't pee for as long as possible. Let your body attempt to correct your dumb coomer mistake

>>15284441
Were you born retarded or did you have to work hard to become it?

>>15284450
>>15284453
The doctor says I gave myself an infection. I could tell he thought I was a moron. This is my worst Christmas yet

>>15284453
I think peeing would be better desu. It's like when you have a UTI, drink a lot of water.

>>15284457
dont need 10 years of medical school to diagnose you as a retard

>>15284461
I’m not retarded. I was just experimenting with sounding and a candy cane was the only thing I had around.

>>15284467
dont quote me. im scared ill catch whatever gay retard disease you have

lol.
merry christmas /ck/.

>>15284458
Possibly, but iirc prostate fluid has helpful properties to keep the uthera healthy and clean. It might be best to let the body get that layer of fluid back before peeing
>>15284457
Did he take the cane out? If not then hes a poopyhead

>>15282784
Youre lying but I'm actually into sounding. I do it with my trap bf. He's only 5 inches so more fits in my cock. Its cute desu.

>>15282784
No you didn't

>>15284441
I'm just going to crush /ck/'s hopes and dreams right now.

>>15284665
so op's been at this for a few years now

quite the hobby

>>15284681
Docs probably sick of it tho

There is 0 way this is real.

>>15284743
> be doc at christmas time. all you want to be is at home with your kids, but you're stuck working
> you just know this one weirdo is coming in. like clockwork.
> for fuck sakes, here's candydick again

You are a composite entity of two parts. There is a corpuscle within you of spirit or consciousness or will which wishes to escape. And the you that the corpuscle is within is a body or individuality which attempts to retain it. And this corpuscle can't stand to be retained. It suffers from utter shame at its confinement. And to drown the shame, it seeks pleasure, pleasure to make its confinement bearable, to disperse and waste its will to escape and return to the place from which it came, because pleasure blinds and makes it impossible to know which way to go. And both the individuality of forms and the spirits within them come from some ultimate and unknown source; but they are both abstracted through the God of this world, the ur-individual, the original universal character which the psyche of man conceived. The spirit or will within us animates all our ideas of God. But our God is also, like us, an individual, the same thing which prevents our will from returning to its complete state. Our suffering, the frustration and incompletion of our will, is God's pleasure in himself. And the only antidote to pleasure is pain.

>>15284796
oh boo hoo poor healthcare hero

>>15284665
>>15284681
>>15284796
I don’t want to talk about my past