/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15272804
I ate there once and thought the fried chicken was phenominal.

>>15272818
I dont understand people like you. How can a burger, or a piece of chicken, be anything beyond good or bad.

I was surprised how expensive Jollibee is in the US the last time I visited. Fucking $6 for a spag combo meal when it costs a $1.50 here.

Are they really that popular there?

>>15272840
From what I hear they are. In terms of hype and people begging for new stores, theyre right up there with In N' Out burger.

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

>>15272825
I just thought it was really good. The dopamine receptors in my brain thought, "mmmmmmmmm".

>>15272840
cost of living, people in the US make a lot more money

Jollibee chads we can't stop winning!

>>15272804
>If you want microwaved spaghetti and fried chicken, we will see you at Jollibee.
That sounds absolutely terrible, but I assume you're shitposting to say something like that.

As a ktown cowboy I'm no stranger to the jollibee on beverly.
But so far everyone that's tried it says it's awful fucking food, and laughs at filipinos.
Jollibees is our sneed. That's why you're important

Why is their stock price lower than it was 5 years ago how are they fucking up so badly?

>>15272804
the chicken is pretty good. spag is meh. palabok is alright and I can skip the pies. I wouldn't complain if one appeared in my hood though.

>>15272825
How can anything be anything, bitch?

>>15273437
because of the coof, you fucking idiot.

>>15274367
Yeah that explains why McDonald's stock doubled, jollibee is a loser company for poor fat retards

>>15272864

>>15272864
nice copypasta

>>15272864
arousing

>>15272864
kys

One thing i like about jollibee is that they give you gravy when you order a side of fries.

>>15272840
it's to tax the "rich" flip expats

>>15272804
Just ate C3 for dinner was pretty good but they ran out of corn and had to wait 10 minutes for spicy ver.

>>15272825
>>>15272818
>I dont understand people like you

Why the FUCK are you here then?

>>15278145
kys

'twas always a good Christmas finding a JOLLIBEE thread in the catalog

redpill me on Palabok fiesta

>>15272864
Jesus H Christ

>>15272804
The chicken is good. The have some pretty good spaghetti. But if I want fast food I'm going to McDonald's. There's no competition.

>>15272864
I'll never get tired of this pasta. Like Jolly spaghetti, I can eat it every day.

>>15272804
Is the spaghetti any good?

>>15281843
it is sweet and has cut up hotdogs in it.
>-t texan who went to jollibees

>>15272864
me

>>15282099
that is disgusting. way to ruin spaghetti....

>>15283008
i agree

>>15272864
This

>>15280119
thin glass noodles topped with a savory meaty sauce with shrimp, pork bits, spring onion, and chicharon.

>>15273429
That's an ok one, used to get packed during lunch. I usually go to the one in the Eagle Rock mall, but I haven't been since the pandemic hit.

Loser company with no future it's getting crushed by McDonald's

>>15286727
>How will this help us sell chickenjoys?
>Chickenjoys?

>>15272804
microwaved fast food
reminds me of a time i'm starving
in the middle of nowhere only thing is dairy queen
get the burger
a frozen then microwaved hamburger.
NO
NO
WRONG

>>15272804
No lie I used to bang the owner of Jolibee's niece in high school. I laugh every time someone brings up Jolibee. I'm a nobody but everyone on the planet has one or two weird things that connect them to other people on the other side of the planet

>>15286727
Pineapple juice? She's gonna suck him dry

>>15272804
is the stock overinflated like the chink reverse merger stocks?

>>15272864
dubs and ill draw this

>>15286300
that sounds great, but is it?

>>15287968
it is

tfw no jollibee in ireland

Why does jollibee stock go down everyday?

JOLLIBEE©

>>15289405
Food for poor fat losers

>>15272804
Their chicken sammich was pretty ok. Their fries are jack in the box tier.

>>15289418
Sure thing, poor fat loser

>>15272804
I'd imagine that Jollibee's would give you bad diarrhea

>>15289376
Bus in Filipinos, you'll get one eventually

>>15272825
I guess one way to cope with anhedonia is to pretend it's normal and everyone else is like you.

>>15286727
I still don't get why they'd think NTR or cucked porn would sell their spaghetti but whatever?

>>15279948
Why is that girl's arm JAV censored? So weird

>>15286727
Lmao, wasn't the original a white guy? This would be such an unpleasant commercial for 95% of the people watching it.

>>15290412
Yeah that would not help Jollibee in America. Especially if you know how Filipinos will try to sell you their relatives once you're friends with them, trying to get them here. That would just kill the restaurant chain and the Filipino community.

>>15272864
Uh no

They just opened one near me in Texas. Absolute trash.

Let's dial it back a bit here. What the fuck is a Jollibee? Why would fried chicken be a good combo for spaghetti? Ive never heard of such a thing and I've been in the US all my life. Is this an international thing?

>>15287952
Czech um

>>15272804
BASED JOLLIBEE POSTER

I ate there recently and the chicken was great. I like the spaghetti too even though it was really sweet

>>15272804
Do they literally add ketchup to their spaghetti sauce and heat it in a microwave?

>>15290510
It's a Filipino thing

>>15290510
This, never heard of it until it started being shilled here. Lately, every thread is Jollibee, whatever the fuck that is, and some YouTube cuck who apparently doesn't like gas stoves or something.
Hey, advertisers shilling your fast food joints and youtube channels: I will literally NEVER enter a Jollibee, if I ever even see one, and I will NEVER watch the cuck looking guy you keep posting. You're wasting your time.

>>15272864

>>15290586
no

>>15272804

>>15272864
4chan: a magical place

>>15290636
oh did we trigger you?

>>15290591
*it's a retard thing
ftfy.

>>15281843
Its weird but its really good. /ck/ loves hating anything that's good and popular

>>15272804
>>15272818
>>15272840
>>15272843
>>15274398

Why are non-white people such bad cooks and have no original cuisine that wasn't invented by White people like "mexican" and "chinese" food. Not even created their own fruit or vegetables like how White People made modern oranges, bananas and corn etc. Every where else its from the French going to their 3rd world country and showing them how to cook rice. Most of the world was just eating bugs and berries until Europeans went around as Santa Claus.