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>forgot to chew my food again

>> No.15268244
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>>15268215
>forgot to take a poo for the fifth day in a row
oh god lads its gonna hurt so much when it finally comes out

>> No.15268297

>>15268244
drug addict spotted. take your heroin pills or adhd pills or whatever makes you not shit like that

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>>15268297
Bro i never ever took drugs in my entire life, never drink, never smoke, never drink coffee, or any soft drink, or anything other than tea. i literally sit at home and eat mummy's fresh whole food cooking. im 100% NEET.

my average time between shits is like 2.5 days. thats AVERAGE. it regularly goes beyond that, and it reeeeeally hurts.

>> No.15268322

>>15268308
>never drink coffee
there's your problem

>> No.15268325

>>15268308
>>15268322
caffeine would help. i don't know how a regular person not doing something else on the side would not be able to shit like that

>> No.15268330

>>15268308
taking a shit every day is normal anon. what you have is a problem clearly and is gonna create all sort of other problems in the future.
I can advice you that start doing some kind of exercise of get coffee on the mornings.
you probably gonna get some kinda ass cancer if you keep going with that diet.

>> No.15268334

>>15268330
there are medications that help you shit. there's metamucil but you need to give it a few days to really even start working. since he is a NEET i would think he is probably exaggerating

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>>15268334
>>15268330
>>15268325
>>15268322
im not exaggerating... "since I am a NEET", ive been keeping a graph of the time between poos.

x axis is time and date, y axis is time since last poo. And no, that 120 hour mark is NOT an outlier.

I'll look into the coffee treatment... im worried about blowing out my ass before im 30 aswell, but wtf do i do???

>> No.15268351

>>15268345
Do you eat every day?

>> No.15268357

>>15268345
>but wtf do i do???
there are medications you can get from a doctor. one is called dok. another is like a powder that you mix with water. i doubt you'll have health insurance next year if you're not working though. and if it's really that bad, you will get to stick a suppository up your big fat butt and you will guaranteed shit within an hour. and metamucil is available over the counter

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>>15268351
yeah, like i almost always skip breakfast but lately ive been getting up at 9am and having eggs with sourdough and cheese (not the shitty type), salami sometimes, broccoli... then for 3pm/6pm like just a normal dinner, rice, chicken, potatoes, boiled or jacket, lamb, whatever mum cooks (and she never cooks junk).

never eat junk food of any kind - not that i make an effort not to, i just never go outside, and parents are very traditional cooks. i dont even know what mainstream junk food people eat.

im constantly drinking tea though, i mean perpetually. if theres no tea in my cup i go get some, and if theres no tea in kitchen then i make a fresh brew.

pic related is complete graph. i started getting a bit concerned around 06/2020 and been keeping a record since then. the trend is pretty consistent though.

>>15268357
ill keep a note, ty