/ck/ - Food & Cooking

adter frying with minimal tossing yo build a golden brown crust, the taco dust is added to the bovine matter. It shall not be drained, for why should it or any of us.

>>15261628
the bad beer

>>15261635
additional dust to taste

why beer?

>metal spatula in nonstick pan

>>15261663
it's ceramic nonstick>>15261652
cuz sad

>>15261652
aluminium

Whatever happened to H-E-B guy and Patti?

>>15261679
I am them

>>15261677
forgot pic

>>15261686
Post kot

>>15261697
i don't have one, mattress's on the ground

>>15261686
Post Patti

>>15261714

>>15261692
pan with whit cheddar

>>15261773
finally oot

>>15261835
pretty decent, not amazing. I forgot the alligator pear

>>15261615
For ME it's the mchcicken, the best value in all of fast food, unlesss you count the mcdouble

>>15261870
I do count the mcdouble

>>15261635
>pbr
>bad
Ngmi

Why would you be sad? Stock market is incredible snd we are sll getting rich. Inflation is coming but whatever... nothing compared to how awesome financially we are.

>>15261904
WAT'
>>15261905
fuck off you cracker barrel carousel gambler. I hope 3 hobos show up at your hosue and preform unlicensed surgery on your family, amputating their limbs and recreating them in strange new forms a la tusk. then they give you a pbr enema and kick you in the balls

>>15261929
Oh no, instead of buying stocks you bought PBR and McFeces. No wonder you are sad you list those gains ($) and ended up gaining another 100 pounds

>>15261962
The fryer grows hotter piggly wiggly. Soon there might be a feast.

>>15261714
Not OP but Have Patti reserves for those in need. Here, anon, take this Patti.

>>15261615
Funny you should mention that, I made tacos last night just before my chocolate milk thread. They were the most American fucking tacos you can make, too: Ortega stand-and-stuff shells, ground beef with Ortega seasoning, kidney beans microwaved, mild salsa from a jar, and pre-shredded Kraft cheddar cheese from a bag. I can make real tacos too, but sometimes I want the comfort food tacos my mom used to make.
>>15263320
That's a sexy Patti. Nice collection, anon.

>>15263320
Any confirmation as to what happened to dickered anon? His attentionfagging was excusable as he actually cooked and didn’t hog the threads himself

when i can bring myself to cook instead of just drinking more, i buy the cheapest pound of ground beef, get my biggest skillet and flatten it out and make as many hamburgers as i can

>>15263320
What happened to that guy anyway? His OC threads were max comfy except for the underage kids that would try to derail.

when i can bring myself to cook instead of just drinking more, i buy the cheapest pound of ground beef, get my biggest skillet and flatten it out and make as many hamburgers as i can

>>15263435
Terminal stage toxoplasmosis

>>15263435
>>15263443
I got to thinking, he lived in Houston and they are absolutely swamped with Covid now: Temp IC units in garages, refrigerator trucks to hold the bodies, etc. He really could have succumbed.

>>15263439
What do you put on your shitty burgers?

When I was a loser I used to put mustard and ketchup. Now that I am cool I put fries onions, melted cheddar and mayo. If I have it I also but that angry grandma chilli crisp stuff

>>15263560
He was basically the only good /ck/ OP. I miss Patty the cat

Some kind of chicken bowl, usually. Throw potatoes in to boil for mash, stir-fry some cubed chicken, heat up a can of corn, stir up a packet of gravy mix, and put it all in a bowl. Makes a couple of servings, I can make the chicken taste whatever I feel would be tasty that day, and while not especially healthy is for sure better than paying double to have fast food delivered.

>>15261835
MY NIGGA IS THAT PINEAPPLE WHAT YOU DOIN

>>15263989
it isnt pineapple its weird cheese that i bought from the dominicans. i fell asleep and woke up from my drunken stupor with a skillet of taco meat next to me in the place of a lover. lifes goin good.

>>15264212
Was his penis as small as yours? It's okay. My penis is only like 5"

>>15261615
I make Burritos or Fajitas when im sad

>>15264343
my penis is a comfortable 7 inches thanks, im sorry that yours is so tiny, have you considered becoming a grill, by either surgery or self immolation?

>>15261962
>>>/biz/ and post funny wojak when you lose all of your money retard

>>15261962
I actually found one weird trick to avoid weight gain

>>15264375
No, your boyfriend likes my 5" just fine thx

>>15264469
what an interesting insult. neat

>>15264469
you masterfully called yourself both gay and micropenised. you should probably work on your self esteem, perhaps with a good meal.

>>15264496
Home made nachos and a domestic beer. I am just fine.

>>15264496
I am not the smartest guy in the world but one who admits faults is certainly not suffering from a self esteem issue.

>>15264523
It's just a weird insult to say "i have a small dick also im gay and implying that you are also gay but with a larger dick" Less an insult than a fetish thing

>>15264519
doesnt sound like it. have you considered making things that taste good instead of things that seem like they will taste good?

>>15263979
that sounds ok but liquid birds frighten me.5

>>15262123
Based comrade. Griddle the rich. Install gentoo. Open software for an open society. Now with porkchops while supplies last

>>15261615

>>15264585
>liquid bird
u wot?

>>15264625
a bird rendered to a fluid

Mark 3 will thevsadness ever end
pork belly edition

>>15264874
amputate the bone, flense the skin, as the feminists want

>>15264891
flense it all. how like humans their skin feels

>>15264900
into the trash the skin goes, taking with it its uncomfortable implications

>>15264910
hi kablaze

The fire rises, the oil fizzles. Flayed flesh, now no longer owners to their own means to life other than servitude to a happy meal. Pigs in comrade clothing beware, the griddle is warm

>>15264910
the demihuman barely fits in the pan, with one slice to spare

>>15264963
intermission

>>15264959
thank you for your support comrade

>>15264997
gross

>>15265025
DANKE

>>15264997
Wow you’re a real scumbag OP

>>15265144
yup i'm quite poor but on the other hand i have a cat

>>15263435
he posted like two weeks ago, he said he hated this place and his boyfriend was occupying most of his time but he's still around. I wish I had a thread to link but I don't actually care about the guy, I had just heard he died which is not the case.

>>15265144
spoices

finally a good thread

>>15264997
dude literally just buy a bed sheet and make your bed when you get up every morning it's not hard my man jesus christ

>>15265247
why would I do that when life is so fleeting? what is the fucking point? Your consciousness is not contiguous

>>15265253

>>15265253
because it's hygienic

>>15265270
who gives a shit, your consciousness isn't contiguous
>>15265264
I can make my own meaning with cookery, science and spooky shit thanks

>>15265288
not you and that is why you fail

>>15265288
based delusional retard

>>15261615
Every meal is sad meal. I'm probably going to die of a heart attack soon with all the sodium, despite being mildly underweight

>>15265340
what was the last meal that made you happy anon?

the capitalist is removed to a smaller pan for processing

>>15264997
This room actually has a dangerous amount of life and soul in it. Hİghly based.
Can't say the same thing about your "cooking" though.

cardomom, garlic, onion, chili powder, coriander oregano, oyster sauce jalapenos

>>15265435
thanks bro, but give my cooking a chance, it may brighten the grey hell that is your and all of our lives. intermission

>>15265467
horse or hat? how can I know? the horse comes from the king of india, by personal gift, the hat from the king of green mountain

>>15261667
won't metal damage the ceramic coating?

>>15265488
horse tastes like an uncles minivan so hat it is

>>15265500
ceramic is harder than metal

>>15265511
intermission

the capitalist stews in his juices, meanwhile greater things are afoot

>>15265647
the banana of pain begins

>>15265651

>>15265467
Late reply, but VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER

>>15265520
nice cat
why is it sideways

>>15265686
he always sits sideways.

lookin good

>>15265708
oh yeah, getting close now

>>15265699
>>15265708
>>15265747
I don't know what the fuck you're doing but I don't want it to stop

>>15265766
wa la

>>15265790
a plate of human shit would have looked better

>>15265804
ill post it when available. its delicious btw

>>15265790
Platanos, capitalist pig, spicy pepperthings, I've never been hungrier. This board doesn't deserve you anon, thanks for log

>>15265854
you are welcome, I'll keep posting until my depression resolves itself. should be any day now

>>15265503
why do you cook everything in beer? not necessary you sperg

>>15265870
uma

>>15265766
I thought the same thing.

>>15265871
I like beer and it adds complexity while reminding me to stew when it's necessary.

>>15265488
holy shit horse sucks ass. i remember it being better but i was probably drunk. it literally tastes like a carpet store smells

>>15261615
cheer up OP, we got this

>>15265790
looks delish anon, thanks.

>>15266025
I am glad that you think so

Grilled Spam and Velveeta sandwich...

So white trash. So wonderful.

>>15266099
cool. I've never had velveeta but it seems like an interesting substance

>>15266107
It's so soft and creamy. It melts like brie but has a soft tang of cheddar.

>>15266117
sounds good for queso

>>15261866
>>15265790
probably because its been so long since i've had nachos or anything, but these actually look super appetizing

>>15266172
the second is good, the first wasn't great because i got those shitty 2 dollar chips

>>15261615
>metal on nonstick
enjoy your cancer

>>15266935
its ceramic

>>15265651
I want to say you've given up on life, but I see you cooking. If you'd just clean up and use actual kitchen utensils (you can easily get a quality chef's knife for the same price it cost you your gerber) you'd be surprised how much better you feel. Just take a saturday morning and start with cleaning your pans. Then the next morning or the same evening, clean your stove, just the surface level. You'd be amazed at how much motivation you can get from that

>>15266963
believe me if i had any motivation I'd use it to start crying or kill myself. my current random drunkenness is a deliberate decision. my sister bought me that gerber. i spend all my money on food or alcohol.

>>15261615
Yeah, I make that too, and something called Suasage stroganoff, but what is included in "Tacos" is a little different where I am from compared to the US.

>>15264212
Sometimes, any surprising pleasure, is exactly what you need. You made yourself breakfast in bed, in bed.

>>15264401
Scientists DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THIS WEIRD TRICK OMAGAH,
Trick: move more than you eat, and don't eat margarine or microwave food.

>>15265197
Interesting priorities for your spices.
What's your cultural/ethnic background?

>>15267257
cool

>>15267274
Irish American

>>15261904
>gets bought out by russians and watered down even further
>not shit
based retard

>>15267274
misery engaging time to start the day. is pig fat shelf stable? lets find out

>>15269008
remaining capitalist. I think thats a nipple.

>>15269098
yup, you even need to cut around it. who says life is horrible. i may not have a girlfriend but i cam always caress the cold greasy nipple of a hog corpse

>>15269109
chopped and coated with spices and corn meal

>>15269137
fry

>>15269154
il duck egg

>>15269187
fry quick

>>15269195
semisteam

>>15269299
wa la, time to go get drunk on pear cider

Your shit is nasty, anon, please just clean up a little. Otherwise thank you for posting and showing us your cooking.

>>15270502
I'm here to share my genius with the world not please your cultural expectations

>>15261870
>he doesn't count the mcdouble

>>15270646
it's shit

>>15269310
Will you masturbate and cry during or after?

>>15270736

>>15271056
intermission. tomato pie basted with charcuterie and imported gruyer

>>15261642
Looks okay to me.
Clean your stove though

>>15265380
3 weeks ago when I was able to buy food.

>>15272464
I'm sorry. I'd buy you a meal if I wasn't broke. I'm overall relatively rich (for being dirt poor) right now due to decent begging but I remember living on a dollar a day. It isn't good. No egg money?

>>15272502
Ah don't worry about me, anon.
I'm just gonna have to eat the public assistance bullet if I don't land a job in the next two weeks.

Pasta and rice are my current lifelines which should last until Christmas when I can eat some meat again and my pantry's full of seasonings, so I won't starve this week.

>>15272537
take heart that you can find such joy in subsuming yourself in the illusion

>>15263435
He often mentioned he spent a lot of time in court fighting something.
My guess is he was finally put away.

>>15272777
who?

>>15272785
Dickered Patti guy

>>15272788
who?