/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15246637
its okay, we all start off as tastelets

>>15246637
your poor parents

>>15246637
Some day you won’t be 11 years old anymore and will realize just how wrong you were

Don't know what kind of tomatoes you're using but mine always enhance my burger.

>>15246642
Not OP, but I never get tomatoes on any kind of sandwich. Love 'em on salads with some cucumber, carrots, and mushrooms, even like 'em fried green. Just not on sandwiches.

>>15246637
Tell me OP, how was special ed when you were in School? They did made you paint with fingers often?

>>15246687
>not tomato on a BLT

>>15246637
I agree. tomatoes belong on cold sandwiches only

>>15246709
I don't get lettuce on those either. Just bacon and mayo on toast.

>>15246637
I feel sorry for your mother.

>>15246687
>>15246709
The lettuce adds nothing and the tomato add only moisture. What's the point of crispy bacon if you want moisture?

Is there a better way to store tomatoes so they don't go all mushy and lose all their juice when cutting into them after a couple days? I love tomatoes but the texture is usually off by the time I'm halfway through using one.

>>15246944
>halfway through using one.
Just buy smaller tomatoes that you eat in one go,

>ruins everything

>>15247026
weirdo

>>15247026
Retard

>>15247026
faggot

What is your favorite veggie on burgers and why is it onion?

>>15246637
Tomatoes are great on a burger. However, dried tomatoes are the thinking man’s choice.

>>15247083
I do love a nice sweet Vidalia on a burger to give it some crunch and acidity. Second favorite veggie on a burger has to be mushrooms.

>>15247174
Never thought of it, always used them for sauces, based anon ngl

>>15247203
>Vidalia
Vidalia are too sweet for a burger. Better off with yellow/brown onions.

>>15246861
>WAAAH I HATE VEGGIES ON MY BOEGUR

>>15247203
>veggie
>mushrooms
Retard.

>>15247174
Never thought of using sundried. Anon, you just blew my mind.

>>15247226
What exactly do lettuce and tomato add to a burger?

>>15247241
flavor and texture and lettuce is good for you and adds a crunch

>>15247255
Properly fried onions are better. Explain the flavor profile of lettuce and the moisture content of tomato.

>>15247269
thats like explaining color to a blind person

>>15247276
So what you said before was total bollocks, then?

>>15247296
not at all i just dont like talking to tastelets

>>15247324
Yeah. Lettuce is so tasty. And most tomatoes in stores are just water bombs. Try harder.

>>15246861
Literally the tastebuds of my 5 y/o nephew, are you autistic aren't you?

>>15247360
Nothing better than a soggy sandwich with random tasteless leaves.

>>15247339
It depends alot on how thick the meat is and how much veggies you're putting on the burger. I don't usually ask to take them off or anything but if you get a standard fast food thick patty, single patty, and they put average thickness tomatoes and a bunch of shredded lettuce it's gonna ruin the burger. The experience at that point becomes 50/50 meat/veggies. Biting your burger and the main thing you taste is a cold ass tomato and raw onions that's just gross, I agree.
If you get a decent burger with a thick party, or double/triple patty, a decent leaf of lettuce grilled onions and a few THIN slices of tomato it's a good juicy compliment I think, even a little bit of raw onions. The thing is the patty has to be thick and flavorful. In my opinion with a great patty the veggies just enhance the flavor and even adds flavor to the burger from contrast (like how adding chili to a watermelon makes it taste sweeter)
But if you got a shitty/mediocre patty, vegetables can make it even worse and feel like cafeteria/jail food

>>15247379
>thick party
what do Democrats have to do with this?

>what is texture

>>15247379
If you smash the burger, it's still the same amount of meat.

>>15247026
nigger

>>15247372
>random leaves
>random
That would me leaves you just picked as you walked along a forest trail. Lettuce is a pretty specific leaf.

>>15247419
He's never seen a mixed leaf salad. How sad. Tell your mom to shop better.

>>15247339
tastelet noob

>>15246637
Then ask for a burger without. Oh, wait, Those human robot can't even remember 30 seconds ahaed.

>>15247429
Lame post.

>>15246637
>>15247026
good posts

>>15247226
>literally you over that comment

>>15246637
It's the same lonely person making all these threads.

Cringe

>>15247433
How are you meant to remember the future

>>15246637
My stupid autistic mouth finds every fucking seed and makes my stupid autistic brain short curcuit until I figure out something to do with the seed. Tomatoes are hugely problematic and I hate it, 'cause tomatoes taste really good. =(
Tomato sauce is almost worse sometimes, 'cause not everyone peels their tomatoes before crushing them and putting them in the sauce. So now I get to short-circuit when I hit tomato seeds AND tomato skin.

>>15247596
Have you considered putting on your big-girl panties and walking it off?

>>15246896
The lettuce adds texture, and tomato adds flavor so long as it's a quality tomato and not the mealy shite you get at the grocery store.
>>15246709
BLTs are shite.

>>15247614
Water with more water. Add crispy fried onions instead. More flavor.

>>15246637
you autismo nigga I eat tomatoes whole like apples, they're delicious

>>15246637
The real filter is not knowing you are supposed to grill them first.

>>15247372
>Lettuce makes your sandwich soggy
Tha k you for confirming what i said

>15247689
Thank you*

>>15247689
Is that what I said, or are you badly educated?

>>15247689
Huh? You don't know how to reply?

the perfect burger, from top to bottom:

bun
ketchup
onion
bacon
cheese
meat
cheese
pickle
mustard
bun

don't (You) me

>>15247711
Yes and you confirmed to me that you are autistic that's what I said, or are you badly educated?

>>15247723
If I was autistic I wouldn't be here, would I? Using your bad education as an excuse is lame, especially on a food and cooking board.

>>15247458
lame eater

>>15246637
You sad sad little baby.
Next you'll be saying gherkins are bad for burgers.

>>15247763
Even lamer reply. Try harder (if your education allows it).

>>15247737
You're here precisely because you're autistic.

I don't care to have tomato on my hamburgers. I do not dislike the taste or texture, that part's fine. What I don't like is how it slides around and makes the damn thing fall apart in my hands.

>>15247663
>you like lettuce on burgers for the texture? you should add this thing with a totally different texture instead
>lettuce and onions are mutually exclusive toppings to begin with

>>15247885
>he eats with his hands

>>15247793
says the manchild

>>15247083
Onion, pickle, and romaine lettuce

>>15246637
based

>>15247927
Based

>>15246637
gross

>>15247083
white onion is always better on a burger than the red

>>15247719
this but replace ketchup with mayo, remove a slice of cheese, and add mushroom

>>15246637
Then take it off, sperglord. A thread really died for this.

>>15247026
Faggot

>>15247596
Now this is autism

>>15247419
Spergs aren't gifted at communication.

>>15247026
>vastly improves everything
ftfy

>>15247879
You seem to have knowledge.

>>15246687
The acidic tomato juices mixing with mayo to form a runny, creamy, vinegary sauce is one of the few reasons sandwiches are worth eating in the first place.

>>15248227
wrong

>>15248580
red onion is just for show on a burger and you will never be a woman

>>15246687
Good call

>>15246637
At a fast food place? 100%. They all taste under-ripe and look like they were cut a week ago.

>toppings elitism
This is what’s wrong with all of you, in case you haven’t noticed why people don’t go out to eat with you.
You’re the type of people who get seriously upset about someone ordering food how they like.

>>15247719
This but remove bacon as it is not kosher oy vey

Who thought it was a good preteen fucking idea to put FRUIT on a burger?!

>>15248743

>>15247083
Umm
My favorite veggie on burgers IS the burger
Cause I’m Vegan lol

Bun
Mayo
Grilled mushrooms
Grilled onions
Bacon
Cheese
Meat
Lettuce
Pickles
Mayo
Bun

>>15247885
this is the only valid point against tomatoes itt

>>15248743
Pickles are fruit and wheat is a fruit as well.

>>15247379
stop being intelligent on my forum please

>>15246637
Why do eurocucks hate tomatoes so much? In Canada they are considered essential

>>15247174
Tried it and it wasn't my thing, too chewy, flavor was nice though. I considered making a sun dried tomato ketchup as a condiment though (not a sweet ketchup but more like the old mushroom ketchup from the pioneer days) next time I make burgers

>>15249775
This man knows burgers

Bun
Mayo
Cheese
Patty
Ketchup
Bun
simple as, fuck vegetables

>>15250427
You don't speak for all of us you tomato eating freak.

>spicy chicken
>no tomato
>extra mayo

>>15250451
No fried egg tho?

>>15250482
anon stop my penus is only so erectable

>>15246637
>I've never had a good tomato, the thread

>>15247174
flavor wise yes
texture wise no

Oil cured tomatoes fixes the texture problem

>ctrl f grapes
>0 found
why do so few know this blissful pairing?

>>15248740
Add more bacon since it's not very kosher

>>15247026
Lord, tomatoes I could understand since most of the time they're out of season, flavorless and release too much water, but pickles add an element of crunch and acidity that's amazing in the right context

>>15246637
>he doesn't fry his tomatoes before putting them on his sandwich

>>15246861
grim

Instead of tomatoes can I have another slice of cheese?

>>15246637
Depends.
There are several types of tomatoes. If you get the one full of fucking water from shop I say that ruin everything it touches.
Now if I get the meaty variant of tomatoes from my garden at their peak, now that is delicacy.