/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15235667
>eating raw eggs

>>15235676
you know people eat ACTUAL raw eggs, right? doneness is entirely subjective here, but whatever enjoy your eraser eggs

>>15235686
>you know people eat ACTUAL raw eggs, right?
Tell that to the vegan threads

>>15235667
>holy CRAP guys i started eating raw meat and i LITERALLY can't go back

>>15235676
Huh? Scrambled eggs aren't raw.

>>15235702
Nobody cares what vegans "think".

>>15235735
french scrambled eggs aren't raw you retard the consistency comes from the butter and creme fraiche, RETARD

>>15235865
look at how mad the namefag gets when you call out his raw eggs lmao

And your recipe is....?

>>15235667
I don't eat eggs because I'm vegan and Jewish. I'm not going to lecture you on the cruelty of the animal industry because it's beneath me to talk to broke ass high school educated dumbasses like you people.

>>15235881
I hate namefags too, but if you can't see the difference between raw eggs and scrambled eggs, you're more retarded than any namefag I've ever encountered.

>>15235899
okay op

>>15235895
and yet you still commented

>>15235895
Yes anon, i see you that's very nice

Looks messy and complicated just for the sake of being so. I want my eggs in my mouth or on my fork now smeared all over my plate and dripping off a spoon.

>>15235865

What is creme friache lol I only heard that on South Park.

>>15235906
VENOM SNAKE DOES NOT HIDE BEHIND ANONYMITY FAG

>>15235935
Similar to sour cream

>>15235935
A dairy product

>>15235895
>broke ass high school educated dumbasses

So you never quite made it through HS? Don't worry you can still get a GED.

>>15235667
>i DEFINITELY can't go back to the dry rubbery american scramble
I didn't realize there were people out there that can't even make scrambled eggs. american scrambled eggs are fluffy and creamy. they don't look like snot and they're not hard and rubbery. wtf are you even doing to scramble eggs? you do add cream to your eggs, right?

>>15235886
>4 eggs
>2 tablespoons butter
>crema mexicana (in place of creme fraiche)
>crack the eggs into the pot, and drop the butter in
>LOW HEAT super low to where you can have your hand on the side for no more than 5 seconds comfortably
>stir the eggs and butter until you see it start to curd
>no big curds, small ONLY
>stir for about 5-7 minutes, you'll see the egg starts getting less creamy
>drop in 2 tablespoons of crema mexicana and season as you please
>take off heat and stir for 30-45 seconds
>wallah, yummy french (mexican?) scrambled eggs
>profit

>>15235667
post your recipe nigga, mine either get overcooked/stick to the toast upside down, or taste too buttery/not enough flavor

>>15235982
no bain marie??? french eggs? are you a fucking idiot?

>>15235978
those are dry as sin, also seethe

>>15235996
you're the one who can't even make french or american eggs, and you have to go with gordon's shitty method

>>15235988
shit didnt see it until after i posted

>>15235993
they're scrambled not poached you fucking idiot

>>15236020
I can't believe you got filtered by eggs

>>15235998
tastes good either way, so cope niggy hahahahaha

>>15236048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqKq0bQHnZU&ab_channel=AmericanMastersPBS

not even french chefs use bain marie dummy, and i'll admit i thought it was something else at first

>>15235978
>you do add cream to your eggs
Why would you do that? If you add cream they lose their structure and break when you try to fold them.

>>15235982
Thanks for the recipe. Mine is similar to this, but substitute half and half for milk.

https://www.incredibleegg.org/recipes/basic-scrambled-eggs/

>>15236066
you're not FOLDING FRENCH SCRAMBLED EGGS YOU"RE STIRRING THEM

btw for anyone who thinks you need to do these as autistically as gordon does, you don't, the only necessary things are a good nonstick pan and a lot of butter, the most important thing are constant mixing to keep them as a smooth curd, and not letting them sit on the heat for too long without stirring. you can get 90% of the way there without creme fraiche and without removing them from the heat every 15 seconds like gordon does

>>15236057
jacques pepin takes a ton of shortcuts in his videos. people still rest crepe batter and they still use double boilers.
>>15236066
they definitely don't fold when you break them. whisk it all together well. for american eggs you have to wait for them to cook and fold slowly. if you try stirring and folding it all for american style you'll break it all up and overcook it quickly

>>15236057
if you watch the video he even brings up double boilers. not everyone has saucier pans but everyone's got mixing bowls they can throw on top of a saucepan

i prefer french omlette.

>>15236133
i prefer french dick in my ass.

>>15236098
cooked them this way for the family one morning and they loved it, so I second this. the way i make them though tastes so much better to me. also yeah you dont have put the pan on and off the stove just keep it at a low heat

>>15236142
YOUR"RE NOT ME YOU IMPOSTOR DAMN YOU

>>15235895
has to be bait

how did such obvious bait get so many replies?
oh that's right, because everyone here is from reddit these days.

>>15236208
this is a legit thread you fag fuck else are we supposed to talk about here? we're having a discussion on the objectively better eggs

>>15235932
Huh?

>>15235744
and those arent scrambled eggs

>>15235702
Vegan here and most people know this.

>>15236069
Imagine
> needing a basic scrambled egg recipe

>>15236361
i just wanted to know how they were different from american scramble. never looked up a recipe after that, it's simple enough

>>15236361
Imagine not being able to cook from a recipe, search the internet or learn from others.

>>15235667
>Eggs with the consistency of boogers.
>delicious
Okay, booger boy

Nigger dick in my anus

>>15235667
next step is to make a french pepin omelette with NOTHING but eggs, butter, chives, salt and pepper

>>15236516
shut the fuck up asshole

>>15236516
>>15236525
sorry this was meant for THIS asshole.>>15236488

>>15236516
>>15236525
>>15236531
well actually that guy too but for THIS one.>>15236493

>>15235895
most definitely bait

>>15236531
We get it anon, you immensely love foods with the consistency of snot and boogers. Cope'widdit.

>>15236536
CAN YOU STOP TAKING MY NAME ANYONE CAN BE BIG BOSS BUT THERE"S ONLY ONE VENOM SNAKE

>>15235702
Vegans are braindead so who cares

>>15235935
kek

>>15236590
>what is grits
>what is oatmeal
>what is curry
>what is tomato soup
>what are you? a fag

>>15236801
Weren't there two Venom Snakes, one had plastic surgery right?

>>15235982
I thought everywhere knew you had to scramble eggs on low heat otherwise they turned out ass

>dude they taste like snot!
>wait you eat your own snot?
>n-no but like they make me think of snot
>why?
>NO REASON THEY JUST DO
really makes you think huh?

>>15236809
one is Naked snake big boss, and Venom Snake was a medic who acted as a double while Naked Snake pussied out of his responsibilities as Big Boss. I built Diamond Dogs, mother base, and even stopped Sahelanthropus. What has Naked Snake done other than LARP as the greatest soldier ever?

>>15236844
Oh yeah. Why did there need to be two Big bosses again?

>>15236827
kek

>tfw a namefag replies to you
when will they invent online sanitiser?

>>15236856
It's called the 4chanx filter

>>15236850
because Naked Snake was doing Fuck All in Zanzibar (building a base? happens in MG2)

>>15235667
>holy CRAP guys

>>15236861
Which one is at the end of MGS4, real big boss or the pretender?

>>15236865
real big boss
venom died at outer heaven in MG1

>>15236856
you cower behind anonymity, I am better than you.

I am a faggot

>>15236870
Good, glad to hear it

>>15236863
>wojak poster enters my thread
out!!!

"Punished" (anally abused) "Venom" "Snake"

Hard boiled and fried eggs, bit hard til no runny yolk and the whites are crispy is the only way I'll eat eggs. Runny yolks don't taste like anything?

I love sucking dick. Nothing feels better in my mouth than a long, veiny, delicious cock covered in sweat and precum.

And this, as good as it is, is just the apperetif to the main curse. A hot, sticky load of salty goodness right on my tongue.

I have it almost every morning for breakfast, it’s yummy cummies for this snake handler ( ;-) if you know what I mean) as often as I can get them.

>>15235667
looks like my poops after eating raw eggs