/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>deal
This is the cooking board. You want /biz/ or something

Yeah sign up for taco bells app and get a free meal, then keep doing it again and again with burner emails.

>>15218360
Yes.
2 choice flakey breaded fish fillets and tangy tartar sauce.
You'll be hooked!

>>15218366
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The best deal for the ultimate in quality and value is the surf, turf and cluck.

Remove all bread and add all three contents of mcdouble, mcchildren and filet of fish. Save only two pieces of bread and put it in that.

Have two of those every night back a few years ago when they were cheap.

>>15218360
>$2.39
yes

>>15218444
I like the idea of a bigger filet o' fish, but this isn't he way to do it. The problem with this one is that there is too much fish patty vertically with no other ingredients inbetween, leading to a less than desirable eating experience. The correct way to tackle this endeavour is to either make the sandwich wider or b, to go the big mac route and put another layer of tartar sauce, bread and chesse between the two patties.

>>15218786
The cheese needs to be between the two fish like a mcdouble.

>>15218795
Yes I agree, but I still think there would be too much fish in proportion to other things, as to why I think another layer of bread would be appropriate.

>>15218360
Your pic is the original McChicken, from when it was like a huge McNugget. Not the cheap breaded patty you get since it became a $ menu item

>>15218360
you must be getting paid by mcdonals since that fucking thing is over 2 dollars now and gives me a stomach ache half the time. I will stick to real food thanks.

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a burger and a thingy of fries, I think we disguise
Our lives when we speak, but we show it with what we eat
We defeat eternal demons with heaps of internal shitty meat
Ronald had a dream when he was sucking his mom's titty
He wanted to palm cities rockin’ his fall hoodie
In this heat? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
He don't need another guardian to hold the fucking place down
Ronald, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me at a KFC I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand Burger Kings for talking shit
Have ‘em lost for words on some Stephen Hawking shit
This cancer's got these little kids biting lips
If burgers kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I’ll fucking die for you, Ronald, I hope you understand
Avoid beef and im taking your ass to Pakistan
See if Ronald McDonald would have to run a bottle shop
Ronald would unload a couple shots on these fucking cops
See McDonalds is the finest china quality
That make your legs wobble a lava lamp holding Socrates is
Less postmodern than Ronald, cause in a thousand years
You and I'll be gone but the patties keep flipping
The chicken is still delicious the living expense is limitless
So why the fuck you eating salad, bitch?
See back in ‘48 was when I heard of this magic place
When the atom bomb crushed a small country in it's natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any American chains with exceptional taste, but...

[Outro]
They don't understand (They don't understand, yo)
Little did I know

>>15218360
the mcsicken it a nice value..

>>15218360
for me, it is the mcchicken

>>15218407
Is this real? Do they not have a system in place to prevent it?

>>15219073
>you must be getting paid by mcdonals since that fucking thing is over 2 dollars now
>>15218721
>>$2.39
Where the fuck do you guys live? It still only costs $1 here in Ohio.

>>15218360
I want to go to a nice colourful fast food place with plastic furniture, that sort of shiny saturated but worn look and rubber padding on the plastic benches and tables. I want the people working there to be attractive, cute young women dressed in a well designed uniform that's pleasing to the eye not crushing to the soul. I want to order a burger, which comes in a polystyrene clamshell tray, fries and a soda of some kind with a plastic straw. The packaging itself is fun and cute in design with the logo and such printed on the packaging. I want to sit down and eat it, no sign of masks, as people come and go, watching traffic go by out the window. I want it to cost me under five dollars, I don't mind if all the portions are small. I don't mind if the food is bad. I just want to go somewhere and just be somewhere else.

I had so much fun playing Ronald for kids parties in the early 2000s. Little girls grabbing everywhere and no skirts on the tables. They let me stay in makeup for the rest of the day and even sent away the outfit to be professionally cleaned errrry time.

>>15218360

>>15219652
You and me want to go back to a better time anon.

>>15218360
In the US the McDouble was academically proven to be the best nutrition to dollar value you could buy when it was still a dollar menu item. I think its still a McDonalds item, something like a burger happy meal with apple slices and 2% milk holding the spot.
Basically if you are at maximum poorfag status the absolute best deal that involves conventional food is the McDonalds kids meals. As long as you arent accounting for taste, micronutrients or starvation-tier "food" like cups of flour with water

>>15219659
>>15219670
Unironically less racist than ads today

>>15218360
this is an ad sage goes in all fields

>Ma'am, may I order five Spicy Chicken Jrs. and a cup of free water?
A new contender appears.

>>15219670
>>15219707
Weird how a company can go from portraying a typical nuclear family to AYO, SHIT SLAPS, NIGGA. GET YO SPRITE WITH EXTRA ICE CUZ WE BE MAKIN LEAN! IT'S LIT!

>>15218360
Buy one get one WHOPPER, only at Burger King.

>>15219670
>there's no tipping

>>15219742
Audibly laughed

>>15218360
>better deal
Five Dollar Kentucky Flat-Bread Fill-Up box from KFC
Kentucky Flat-Bread wrap, small fry, small popcorn chicken, cookie and drink for 5 canuck bucks.

>>15219593
They have some but they're not very good. It tried blocking me so I switched from wifi to mobile data and then there was no issue.

>>15218816
Why not ask for double fish, cheese, and sauce. Or even order 2 of em

>>15220097

By virtue of proximity I end of going to a local burger monarch and I rotate between a bunch of dollar menu type orders usually, spicy nuggets and tacos, they’ve got ok mozz sticks and jalapeño poppers, breakfast burrito jrs and small hash browns, it’s pretty garbage food but overall the experience is quite cash

I count Dominos as a fast food restaurant, so their two 2 topping medium pizzas for $5.99 each is the best value out there. So many options and it's enough food for several meals.

A $3 box of cheezits is like 1800 calories.

Way cheaper than McD's for the calories.

>>15220220
Someone's gonna get a hwhoopin'

>>15218360
Yes.
The spicy version of the McChicken

>>15219695
Could you imagine how nice it would be to eat a plate of big Macs that are all bite size
So satisfying

>>15219082
ok

>>15219991
cute

>>15218360

WENDY'S motherfucker
4 for 4: your choice of sandwich (i prefer the jr bacon cheeseburger), small fries, 4 piece nuggets (plus choice of sauce) , small soda, all for less than 4.50 including tax
Best deal in fast food, easy, & enough variety to feel like a real meal

>>15220362
This dude knows what's up, 20 bucks can set you up for a whole weekend with this, only prob is tipping the delivery guy is you're not picking it up yourself.

>>15219635
It's on the 2 dollar menu in both lousiana and colorado. I can understand the price hike in co but lousiana is poor as fuck.