/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No. Dump her so you can be happy like us.

This was the chicken, don't worry I yelled at her and had a autistic fit at her to make sure she learned not to burn frozen chicken cutlets from Aldi

>>15215827
For prison food

acceptable. diet coke is nasty though and so is burnt bread

>>15215827
I knew you used charcoal to cook but I didn't know you could eat it too

>>15215841
The burrata was her idea they looked like ballsacks in the container

She made the effort, build on it and foster it. When I started dating my wife she couldn't cook for shit, the only dish she knew was "marinara sauce" she learned from her white trash mom, and it was tomato sauce with dried oregano thickened with tomato paste.

I offered some criticisms and suggested we cook together the next time. She now loved trying new recipes and is constantly learning new kitchen skills.Don't be an autist, foster her desire to serve and care for you so it grows.

Then smack her

>>15215827
Don't hollar at her tpp much. at least she tried which is far more than most bitches these days would do. Give her encourghment, she'll get better. Knick her diwon and that wont go well.

>>15215827
Nobody would blame you if you walked out on her.

Nothing a severe beating can't fix

>>15215866
White trash girls are great if you can get them before or right in the beginning of their mega slut phase, once some "local" guy knocks them up it's game over.

I had one cry when I cooked her breakfast once.

>>15215827
>diet coke
>iphone
>gold placemats
>eggs and pasta
Hope she’s hot dude, of course she also probably has had dozens of cocks

>>15215827
I'm imagining how vinegary and pungent your gfs shits must taste/smell

>>15215827
Beat her.

>>15215834
I went on a blind date with a girl in June or July this year so we met at her place. She was fat but I stuckaaround because I figured a fat girl could cook. I was mistaken and I didn't speak to her again.

>>15216015
If you get a fat girl emotionally attached to you it's possible to convince her to partake of better habits and return to a healthier weight range. Some women will then abandon you for someone better, but most will feel spiritually obliged to you for life.

>>15216024
I'll keep that in mind going forward but this girl was just too fat to be that bad of a cook. The food was merely edible and in our conversation she prided herself on her cooking.

>>15215921
based

>>15215929
I've never seen a thin person drink diet coke

What happened to the idea that women knew how to cook?

>>15215827
I'm going to ignore the huge chunk of cheese and the clearly burnt chicken. What was the pasta thrown with? looks like some oil and that's it

>>15215850
U got some smooth balls man haha

So store bought pesto, shelf stable parm, store made chicken cutlets...is anything there made rather than just warmed up?

What is that on the pasta? Burrata cheese?

>>15215929
It's burrata cheese, not a poached egg you fuck weasel

>>15215827
She's trying to tell you that she's getting blacked. The balls of cheese represent his testicular prowers over yours, she burnt the chicken subconsciously thinking of his ebony skin and how much he loves eating fried chicken post-coitus. You need to beat her and dump her.

>>15216101
Don't knock store pesto. If it has real pine kernels, olive oil and pecorino, it's close enough. If anything, I prefer it to the fresh stuff, since the basil is mellowed. Freshly crushed basil a tad too pungent.

OTOH I'm with you on "shelf stable" parm. Fuck that. If it's too expensive, just get a wedge of aged grana.

Oh, and the burrata doesn't really work there. Best to use it separately. A few slices of ripe tomato (maybe a halved cherry tomato), a tiny drizzle of pomegranate molasses, a sprinkling of mixed dried herbs, toast, and there's your appetizer.

>>15216092
Women are still actually better at cooking than men by and large. The people here have a skewed perspective. Be careful before giving credence to what we say.

>>15216157
nah she's just indirectly telling him to cook for her and his future wife's son

>>15216177
>he replied to every individual sentiment the post expressed, delusional in believing anyone wanted his vapid reaction to any of them

>>15215827
Pasta looks alright. Is it a pasta salad because if not it looks dry. That's alot of burrata as well. You can get them in smaller balls. The chicken looks terrible

>>15216027
Where do you get this idea that fat bitches know how to cook? Have you seen the sort of shit lardos eat?

>>15215841
This is on both of you, but from an experienced cook, you're a bigger fucktard for not helping the situation. Both of you are retarded for taking pictures of your burning food but you're even more retarded for bitching about it.

>>15215850
Did she compare them to your burratas?

>>15215827
>pasta
>store bought pesto
>frozen (burnt) chicken
She just boiled some water, burned a piece of meat and opened a jar of shitty pesto. At least make the fucking pesto yourself if you're gonna be lazy, it's extremely easy and tastes miles better than any jarred shit.

>>15216186
Bell curve with over representation of men at either end. Women more likely to eat “nutritionally balanced” as they eat higher quality ready meals

>>15216332
She swore up and down she could set a timer on pan frying chicken so I let her. I did tell her you can't do that when you pan fry because it can burn, she set too high of a heat and end of story.

I'm also a awful cook which is why I have store bought breaded cutlets, she's a decent baker at least. The extent of my cooking skills is boxed pasta mixes with either roasting or pan frying a cutlet in a dutch oven.

>>15216101
Yes, the pesto was made by my mom (no pine kernels though). I will buy her some for the next batch.

>>15216093
Pesto, Garlic, and a small amount of milk. Definitely over oiled and the cheese we added (shredded pecorino/parm/romano mix) didnt stick to the pasta at all, it kinda balled up. oh well.

>>15215929
No she's average

>>15216249
Not a salad, and honestly yeah I wish we got smaller balls but she found it on a whim at a local Euro deli.

>>15215827
>sugar water right out of the can
Nah, there's no excuse for that shit.

>>15215827
I’d eat it

>>15215827
Here's the thing, food made by someone who loves you is one of life's greatest pleasures as feeding someone is one of the nicest things one can do for others.

That being said, your girl doesn't seem to be that good at cooking.

>>15215827

BEEP BEEP

HU MAN THREAD FOOD AND COOKING BOARD FOUR CHANNEL BOOP BEEP

FACETIOUS SATIRE POST PHOTOGRAPH CAPTURE CHICKEN OVERCOOKED. HUMAN IS EMULATING A STYLE OF POST FREQUENT TO FOUR CHANNEL ON ALL BOARDS

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BOOP

DESTROY

DESTROY

DESTROY

>>15216354
I appreciate the (you) but, dude. Don't bitch about it like it's "acceptable or unacceptable". Gives people the wrong impression. Don't point fingers, learn better skills and learn from your mistakes. Both of you. You're still young, so there's a lot of room for trial and error. Still be doing this shit at 30 is a problem.

>>15216392
EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!

>>15216354
sounds like you don't love your girlfriend at all so just leave her before you both end up miserable

>>15215841

You're an asshole. Get help.

>>15215841
Good.

>>15216392
U wot m8? Are you just trying to say it's a shitty thread? Not him btw

>>15215850
Those are some feminine fingers my friend.

>>15216015
If they are too lazy to take care of themselves they are too lazy for anything else.

How do you burn frozen chicken that's already cooked? Your girl is a damn retard

>>15216092
most men can't cook either. especially the ones in college/university

bump

>>15215827
Russia?
6/10

>>15216177
NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' PECORINOS

>>15215827
>Is this acceptable?
Yes. Reward her by shoving your dick in her mouth. She earned it!

>>15216304
Given how much she talked about cooking and baking I figured she did it to herself

never let women cook anything

>>15215827
the chicken is burnt, but the pasta looks perfectly acceptable. be glad she's making an effort, and maybe help her next time instead of whining like a child

>>15215827
>look anon i made pasta for you.
Sadly this is a good as we get it now.
Sandwich compliment a way for her to improve , or make your own food when she sleep.

>>15215926
>The Ugly Wife Is a Treasure at Home
buddy

>>15215827
Are those croutons?