/ck/ - Food & Cooking

impossible whopper

>>15196996
I'd rather die twice.

For me it's the McChicken

>>15196956
something you hate at a badly run restaurant so you don't feel too bad about leaving

>>15197007
If I can get it with bacon sure. Is there a spicy one? I'm not worried about how healthy anything is for obvious reasons. I started smoking unfiltereds and drinking a lot of bourbon milkshakes. I've also taken to cocaine and pain pills.

>>15197014
I don't feel bad about anything. I can ask for ketchup and pimento cheese on my filet mignon at the most pretentious restaurants in the world. I have money and have no reason to care in the least about anything that happens after about 3 months.

>>15196956
wagyu beef

>>15196956
Dim sum chicken feet. It's the best.
Honestly I think I would binge on banh mi and dim sum.

A fresh summer strawberry warmed by the sun and shaded by your teenaged first love.

>>15196956
A bullet

>>15196956
Story op what happened?

>>15198475
HIV actually...
Sure it is fun to stay at the YMCA but you've got to keep your wits about you in that honeyed rec center.

>>15198487
I thought people cant die of hiv anymore? Am I a brainlet?

>>15198501
OP has super aids, big time.
He went swimming in the pool

It's sad and degenerate and all that but the best meal I ever had was a fistful of codeine pills, a double bacon cheese burger from burger king and a coke with a cigarette (winston light) after. It was a breakfast while suffering a massive hangover.
I've had michelin star multi course dinners but none of that shit will ever compare.

>>15198501
It leaves you open to opportunistic infection and allows other benign diseases to flourish. This case being pulmonary TB. Over half the world has a silent tuberculosis infection, so it was more or less a coin toss.

>>15196956

How are you typing from death row?

>>15198517
There is no cure for you bro? :(

>>15196956
Covid-19 is not THAT bad anon, don't believe what the media says, you'll be fine.

>>15198348
What if she’s never been that old before. Does she have to be older?

>>15198540
Terminal gayness I'm afraid. Death is the cost of life, just remember to even your scale while you can.

Your favorite most unhealthy foods, and anything fru fru that’s supposed to be good that you’ve never had before, like caviar or some such shit. Also lots of booze if your health allows it. Perhaps a bottle of champagne from the year you were born, if you can afford it, or put it on a credit card you’ll never have to worry about paying off. Go out in style, anon.

>>15196956
the world's rarest truffle

>>15196956
a fish you caught yourself, bonfire-fried w/salt and strong alcohol of your choice under a starry sky

>>15198332
>wagyu beef

>>15196956
A fuck ton of sausage, good cheese, pizza with hash browns on it, expensive beer, expensive wine. Ig some quality salmon. That's all I got. Im a sloppa man so I have no higher quality ideas.

>>15197036
Leave some of that money to me bruh, I could really use it. Covid has been rough.

>>15201199

Op here. Sure, no reason not to wire you some cash, did pretty well so far. Paypalme your details and how's $10k sound?

We're all going to die. What makes your passing so imminent?

>>15198487
>HIV
People live for decades with it now. With modern medical technology, and my level of income, it's entirely plausible for someone with HIV to live a normal life except taking a couple pills everyday.

>>15201215
You're a rad guy OP. PayPal me pkad102

>>15196956
Does it matter?
Does everything in the end, matter?
200 years on this planet is burning and in war with itself

>>15201215
>>15201224
I always forget spoilers don't work here.
Its pkad102, anyway.

>>15196956
Revenge. It's a dish best served cold.

Op are you afraid on knocking on heavens doors? You being a fag and all I mean

>>15196956
everyones number is coming up, eventually.
Most of ck don't realize that because their mind is on food.

>>15201252
>people who visit cooking boards exclusively think about food
Are you retarded by chance?

>>15201302
i got proof im iq:136
you? just shitposting?

>>15196956
get yourself the most marbled cut of beef your local butcher can sell you, then cook it with some roasted baby potatoes and asparagus, brushing the fat onto the veggies. love ya, anon. so long and thanks for all the fish.

>>15196956
go for the best fast food menu you ever tried or seen before. but i would rather go for 20 pieces of the best buffalo wings.

>>15201312
>IQ
>real
Confirmed retarded

>>15201328
Didn't I tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Listen to grownups, sis

>>15201334
No you didn’t say that anywhere

>>15196956
ants on a tree, it’s a noodle food from sichuan

halawet al jibn, sweet cheese (imagine floral ricotta) in really delicate crepes, it makes me feel like the fanciest pansiest fuck in the world. love it. if you prefer more traditional dessert knafe is something to try (good knafe not that trader joes shit)

You want to fast before you die, otherwise there will be shit everywhere when your sphincter loosens up.

>>15201482
OP said he has gayaids so his sphincter is already loosened up

>A good Thai and Indian curry
>Spanakopita
>Paella

>death
>universe eventually implodes and the Big Bang happens all over again
>laws of physics causes replication of matter distribution
>you’re eventually reborn and live the same life again

This happens for eternity. For eternity you will live and contract the same disease. At least you somewhat live for eternity in a way. At least your loved ones also live for eternity.

>>15201482
Why would he care?
If OP is lactose intolerant eat a bunch of cheese and drink a gallon of milk

>>15201509

>japanese curry
>meat pie
>rice and beans

There I enhanced your list

Cook something you’re allergic to. You’ll die quicker that way.

>>15201232
This, unironically, desu.

Unless you're an LEO then maybe post ironically.

>>15196956
I don't like this thread sitting so close to poor Jacque. So have a bump and eat every risky raw meat dish you can think off. Its a chance to live dangerously.

>>15201496
That happened years back, sweetie.

>>15196956
praying for your soul anon. i hope you are cured or any disease you might have. peace and love o7

>>15201717

>curing gayness

t. Westboro church member

a 3 start meal with a wine tasting menu...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWnczlt-TZ8

>>15196956
honestly depends on where you are. local cuisine varies greatly

>>15201726
I'm just an optimist, that's all.

>>15196956
Something to make you terrified of death

>>15201549
Reincarnation is an abomination and heresy.

However,
>Memento homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris.

>>15201223
>and my level of income

>>15196956
A qt girl’s ass. If I’ gonna die, then that’s what I’m eating, since I won’t be worried about catching Hepatitis or e. Coli .

>>15203606
Only if she was under twelve. Wtf is up with this geriatric fetish everywhere on the net these days?

>>15197021
There is a spicy available, and it's pretty fuckin' good.

>>15203359
>making a lot of money is soi
Living on welfare to own the libs

Op here, anyone who posts their face will get $5k

>>15204043
you know my contact info already

OP here. I think it’s getting close to the end. I started bleeding profusely from my anus. Breaths are getting shorter now.

Butthole is very dilated right now

I can’t believe you

>>15196956

>>15196956
Make yourself a Baked Margtato. I eat these 1-2 times a week. Microwave your tater for about 6 minutes then split in half and salt each side. Liberally spread margarine on both sides and mix into the potato. Had more margarine on top with a hefty amount of sour cream. It should be a least half margarine and sour cream salt like crazy and consume

OP's boyfriend here. He just passed away it seems a few minutes ago. I was making him some snacks and came into the bedroom and found him. He was browsing /ck/ on his laptop, he seemed peaceful and he had a smile on his face. Thank you everyone for making his last moments memorable.

crack definitely, probably just wait til fairly close to the end

>>15204093
Wow, this actually looks quite good. Good job anon.

>>15198555
trips of sadness

if this is legit just remember anon youve been dead for billions of years your just returning to once you came

godspeed

>>15196956
Go eat traditional lutefisk
It's not good food but it will make you feel better about dying, since you will soon be as far away as it is metaphysically possible to be from the lutefisk. I moved thousands of kilometres away from the lutefisk and I still feel like it is too close to me.

>>15203606

Op likes mens asses that's why he is dying

>>15201223
>normal life
Yeah except for never having sex with a normal woman (one that doesnt already have HIV)

>>15206066
then he should eat a mans ass

>>15203638
neck yourself

>>15203359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llKiTvpnvzM
>>15206114
With retroviral drugs you can keep your viral load so low that you cannot transmit it.

HIV isn't cured, but it's not debilitating or even as life altering as diabetes.

>>15196956
>ortolan
>capon
>pasteis de nata
>boipussy

OP here guess I may have jumped the gun a bit, was just feeling a bit morbid after the diagnosis I guess, thanks for all the kind wishes though hons.

>>15206809

Were you top or bottom at least tell us this

>>15206812
and was he worth it?

>>15206809
I'm glad you're feeling better. Repent for your sins and accept the peace that your heavenly Father gives. :)

>>15206822
>he
>just 1

He probably had sex with 1000s of men

>>15206833
I didnt ask you anon, shut the fuck up.

>>15206844
Do you even know anything about fags? He probably doesnt even know which one gave it to him

>>15206824
bussy is as much as a sin as pussy.

>>15206852
>Implying I suggested otherwise.

>>15206812
>>15206822
Anon, you're very curious...

>>15206824
Priests are some of the world's most notorious gay rapists, so amen brother I guess.

>>15206862
Yes please

>>15206848
God loves all his children

>>15206862
>Priests are some of the world's most notorious gay rapists
Only because certain """people""" want to discredit the Holy Church of Christ. There are bad priests and there are bad teachers and rabbis and all other sorts of people.

>>15206848
lmao youre an expert on faggotry? Maybe you shouldnt take polshit so serious. most gays live life just as you do, they are not all the types to fuckfest and petplay on parades lol.

>>15206866
based christbro

>>15206873
They are very promiscuous anon is my point

>>15206885
>they
no. some might be, but the days were the gays have to compensate their oppression by showcasing their gayness are mostly over. you just think of these fags because these are the loudest. most gays are just dudes who like dudes.

>>15206824
if he does it out of fear of hell and not love of God...

>>15206899

You mean they dont use Grindr like crazed beasts everywhere they go.
Bro I watched Queer as Fuck I KNOW about faggets and their ways

>>15206885
>>15206833
I mean can you blame gays for fucking this much? look how horny everyone is on 4chan, they would fuck just as much if women were not so picky.

>>15206906
thats like saying i watched love island and all straights do is fuck on tinder

>>15206912
>Implying
I don't want sex. I want love, compassion, and fulfillment. If sex comes after all of that, along with marriage, that'd be fine.

>>15206914
What is live island?

>>15206917
incel alert

>>15206965
I've had sex before, friend. I am done with it until I can find a true partner for the rest of my life, though. When those previous relationships eventually ended I was despondent. I won't let myself fall into the same trap again. I hope you don't either.

>>15196956
fugu. if you're about to meet your maker anyway it doesn't have to be prepared by a fully licensed chef

>>15206975
Ok good luck

>>15207064
Where the fuck do you think you're going to find an unlicensed chef with access to it in a pandemic?