/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Usually 1-3

I am clinically underweight

times a week kek you anons dont really do you
its maybe 12 times a year for me

>>15187701
Zero. It is not real food and should not be discussed on this forum.

>>15187708
never and im just an average weight, like 23 bmi

once to twice a month at most

>>15187701
I eat gyros once or twice a week

you have to multiply by seven to get it in weeks right?

>>15187716
Micky Ds be selling holographic burgers over here

Quite a bit

Chimichurri steak
Jimmy John’s
Manchego cheese + bread + tomatoes
Tahini (good quality) + falafel
Home made 70/30 burgers
Herring in vinegar
Charcoal grilled chicken + lemon capellini
Grilled cheese
Thai satay
Italian sandwich
Whole Foods curry wrap
Burger King original chicken sandwich
Aglio e olio
Wise guy
Breakfast sausage w gravy
Scrambled eggs with gruyere and green onion
Corn chowder
Beef bourguignon
Red Lobster lobster
Spaghetti w/ campbell’s chili
Shake Shack
Greek cheesesteak
Caprese
Tandoori chicken
Pierogi
Auntie Anne’s minidogs
Chicken vesuvio
Beef lasagna
Cold smoked salmon
Ribs
Smoked salmon
Hot dog with crispy fried onions
Chicken salad
Pulled pork
Ben’s rice and campbell’s chili
Whole Foods cucumber pasta salad
Lentil soup
Lamb chops
Krispy Krunchy Chicken
Chinese BBQ ribs
Herring in oil
Aglio e olio + Texas Roadhouse ribeye
McDonald's chicken sandwich
Chili's chili
Dunkin sausage croissant
McDonald’s steak egg and cheese bagel
Outback Steakhouse bone-in ribeye
Cheesesteak with mushrooms
Blood sausage
Thin crust pizza w/mushrooms
Tuna salad sandwich
Dry sausage, tomato + bread
Beef burrito
Red Lobster alfredo shrimp
Italian beef sandwich
Wendy's chili
Pizza puff
Chipotle carne asada burito
Panini
7-eleven chicken sandwich
Bulgogi
Lobster mac and cheese
Steak n Shake prime burger
Rice w/ evoo + cherry tomatoes
Kalles
London burger
Arby's chicken sandwich
Gyoza fried
Panera mac and cheese with mushrooms

>>15187701
Rarely. I'm not going to pretend I never eat it, but I don't often.

>>15187776
how much do you weigh?

Not often. Nothing like some nuggies after a good workout though

almost every day. due to work i dont have the time to go home and cook.

>>15187701
I eat a lot of prepared food (Microwave dinners) from the supermarket but barely eat fast food.. maybe once a week.

>>15187701
once or twice

but i don't eat shit like mcdonald's
i eat burger king, which has no preservatives
also, i'll eat from mom and pop places
i've had mcdonald's twice this year though

>>15187776
fatass oil whore

>>15187828
horrible excuse. you can make a massive pot of food on a sunday and eat it all week.

>>15187701
Sometimes I get stranded at my buddies house and there's a checkers nearby that I walk to. Get 3 all americans and fries.

>>15187855
Not him but I'm in a similar boat and hate leftovers

I try to get meals I can either throw in the pan or oven. Chicken, steak, pork chops, spaghetti

>>15187701
Once or twice a year.
Though saying that, it must be at least 2 years since I last ate fast food.
Unless UK chippy food counts as fast food...

>>15187701
Usually i eat fast food as an "commemoration" so to say, stuff like "hey i managed to finish this thing which was hard as shit, i'm going to eat an double cheddar on BK"

>>15187701
1-2 a month.

The board never shuts up about fucking fast food. Yet no one eats fast food here. How does that work?

>>15187849
oil is good

once or twice a month due to gluten intolerance, I can hardly eat anything anywhere. my diet still includes oily fried crap but at least it's not from arby's or rally's

>>15187944
It's mostly marketers posting those threads. Similar to how /tv/ is flooded with threads about capeshit and star wars movies. No one ever gets paid to shill the good stuff in life.

almost every day

>>15187827
imagine the smell

I eat fast food legit more than seven times a week. I'll often eat fast food twice in one day. I actually went to trade school and completed an apprenticeship so I have a certificate in cookery or whatever. I'm a good cook. I just really like to sit at home eating fast food that's left on my doorstep by an immigrant.

>>15187701
This isn't a very interesting thread. Let's make it more interesting: how many do times do you all eat out in general, whether it's fast food or restaurant?

once or twice a month. never grew up with it so didn't get hooked like some people.

>>15187863
>hate leftovers
Get over this. You won't earn respect in life if you throw away leftovers or refuse to eat them.

Just had my first fast food meal of the year...
A medium filet o mermaid meal.
Tasted ok... regretting it now

>>15187708
liar.

>>15188646
I eat out maybe twice a week averaged over a year, fast food averages to maybe once a month.

Once every two weeks, I go out eating with my co-worker every Friday but we’re trying to hit up more local places now.

>>15187828
>>15187855
Or a pot roast in a slow cooker.

Depends. ATM like once a month, but when money is tight maybe more, but my girl and I would rather save for a decent sit down meal than eat shit fast food more than once a week.

Usually if we have cash to throw away on food like that we will just get one of our favorite meals to go and eat at home. Usually only about $5 more than a filling, but greasy fast food. A few bucks more if we dine in since I dont tip on carry out orders.

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I dont see the reasoning since the waitstaff dont have to put in any work.

>>15187701
I never eat fast food, but I usually eat out at a resteraunt at least once a week on my day off.

>>15187701
Once a year at most

>>15187701
every day and I'm not even a fat, 167cm@64kg

once a month, usually on a road trip. well i go on road trips like once every three months and ill stop at all the fat foods with bogo coupons and shit

>>15188519
this can't imagine what this mans brapper is capable of

0. I cook beans, roast chickens, make soups. I only eat beans to brap. Hasn't been the same since mask mandates though. Brapping has no real consequences these days, and the only people that can smell my braps are covidiots that have already lost their sense of smell to the Wuhan Flu. Sometimes fish or steak on a Sunday to praise the Lord. I don't support fast food, and I'm too poor to afford restaurants that make the same thing I can do at home but worse.

>>15187855
eating the same shit after 2 days gets real depressing.

>>15187701
I bought an air fryer all my food is fast.

>>15189847
anon, you need to learn how to cook and
make leftovers into new things. otherwise, you've failed.

Only when I'm drunk, so almost never nowadays thanks to corona
I'm 70kg x 186cm, idk whether I should be considered underweight or not

>>15189860
failed what?
you could prep a few meals on sunday instead and stick them in the freezer. won't taste as good as freshly made or leftover from 1-2 days ago, but it's better than eating the same thing for a week (which will inevitably go bad halfway through).

>>15189878
>he's never heard of the endless stew
i've had this one going for 6 months now. it's something new every 3 days. so long as you keep reheating it to a boil, you'll keep getting a better stew.

5-6 times a week. I also smoke a pack a day and drink a 6-pack every night.

>>15188519
Salty milk and coins

>>15187827
POST IT

>>15188653
nah i wont fuck off, fresh food is king
>>15189901
the fuck is even in this "stew"? looks like im looking at a stroke image

>>15189986
1 month of beef, 2 months of beans, 1 month of mushies, 6 months of layered veg. some dumplings, chicken. some pasta water. it's brown from the unparalleled FLAVOR.

>>15189996
>>15189986
basically SLOPPA SUPREME

here's what it was last night. it just keeps getting thicker and better, coward.

> week
oh boy, you meant day, r-r-right?

>>15187701
0. last time i ate fast food was 2 years ago maybe when me and the lads would go to subway before playing football, the longer you go without eating fast food the less you want to eat it.
if i want a quick low effort meal ill just eat some nuts or fruit or scrambled eggs or drink some milk, its so easy to quickly whip up a healthy meal theres really no excuse to eat fast food on your own

>>15187701
Man if I don't eat Mc D's for like a year or two and when I eventually try it to see how it holds up I instantly get the runs like the food feels like it's a Third World food poisoning trap. If I get sick from Mickey D's ONCE a year how the fuck do fat people eat it every day to build a tolerance to it? The McDonald's CEOs should be forcefed this shit from some sleazy downtown location cause I bet they'd literally shit themselves to death. No way their processed food ain't meant for human consumption.

I had the McRib last night but only because I haven’t had it in ten years and wanted to know if McDonalds improved it.

They did

>>15187701
>How many times a week do you guys eat fast food?
I have fastfood once or twice a year. It's poison and should not be eaten like normal food.

>>15190012
The fuck man add some god damn broth that looks fucking nasty

>>15187701
Once or twice. My favorite place is taco johns but they're few and far between

>>15187701
I havent eaten fast food for over a year. I only allow mumyself one junk food a week and I usually go to a really good independent burger joint near my gym than waste my allotted junk food pass on Maccas.

>>15187776
i don't understand. this is just fast food items and random dishes.

>>15187708
>I am clinically underweight

>>15187701
Honest question: Could you eat all this in 60 mins for $3000 ladies and gentlesirs?

>>15187776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg

>>15187701
I haven't had fast food in over a year cause of corona worries. I really do miss it.

>>15189901
bro that shit lookin like the "stew" from RE7

>>15190012
bro that literly liquoid shits kek

>>15190174
bro idk, I havent aten a whole human before

>>15190174
If I don't have to eat the fuck off huge bowl of cheese then maybe.
Fucking hate when cheese is overused though

I'll have patches where I get it a couple times a week then not get any for a few months.

Fried chicken once a month, and the occasional donair or pizza slice.

Maybe 5 to 7 times a year. Never more than that.

want to live forever in peace? join our space crew. we'll have a room and a role for you.

just be with us.

>>15187701
0.017 times
In other words 1 time a year. Maybe twice

>>15189865
Ofcourse you are underweight. You should be a lean 80 kg.

>>15187701
depends on what you call fast food. I get a really great pizza near my place, and that's for me a biweekly ritual.

>>15187701
Define fast food. I'll make unhealthy, fried stuff, burgers, etc for myself fairly often but I never get takeaways.

>>15187701
I used to eat kebaps multiple times a week, but I'm too poor for that now.

>>15187871
It does.

>>15187701
Less than 5 times a year desu

>>15190269
go outside dude

>>15190468
that looks so fucking loose

>>15187701
Every month or so I'll get fast food.

I cook 90% of my meals.

Don't really bother with restaurants unless they're great and I spend a lot of money, because average restaurants make worse food than I do.

>>15187701
2 times per week unless I'm feeling some leakage then I will cut back

>>15187708
Pre covid I was doing ss going to the gym 3 times a week and getting mcdonalds after every time. Still was like 5'11" 150lb

>>15187701
Once or twice a month.

Hasn't stopped me from being a fat fuck, though

Once or twice a month. I honestly don't see how anyone can eat more times than that. I get breakfast or dinner, if I get it during lunch I feel disgusting all day.

Maybe once, twice absolute max a week depending.

>>15187701
Used to eat at least twice a week.
Since lockdown I haven't since May.

>>15187701
0 times a week, I haven't eaten fast food in over 5 years. It probably tastes completely different now from the last time I ate it.

>>15187701

Does stuff off the roller at a the local gas station count? If that's the case, then twice a week. Otherwise it's just once in a blue moon

Well, we've got a guy roaming around the country side making his own pizzas and changing villages every day.
So about once a week every friday night. But while it technically is fast food it's nowhere near as bad compared to McShit or Burgercrap

>>15190483
I do. I just don't trust fast food yet.

>>15187701
about once every two weeks, I'm 6' ~190. working on losing it though, started lockdown at 230. fuck Christmas cookies btw.

>>15190001
so close to greatness....

Zero. In the past 6 months I've gotten it 3 times and they were all related to being on a road trip. It used to be several times a week so I'm pretty pleased I made such a change.

Does Chipotle count? I get that delivered maybe twice a month

>>15187753
me

>>15189729
who the fuck tips on carry out

>>15187701
once a week. usually subway or 'tle 'sars.

>>15189847
ive been eating the exact same thing every day for 5 years

Once a month. Losing weight is hard

>>15187944
>Yet no one eats fast food here.
Everyone eats fast food you idiot. The faggots who pretend not to are more likely to jerk each other off about it in threads like this, that's all.

>>15187701
pre covid? Maybe 1-2 times per week.
In the last four months though I haven't eaten anything I didn't prepare myself.

>>15187701
Almost never.
I learned to cook because of a food allergy that keeps me from eating stuff like fast food.

>>15188911
>>15190173
Fatty projection. Most obesity is the result of at home snacking. My pantry at home is almost empty. I get two double quarter pounders sometimes fries and I have no weight gain from it.

McDonalds isn't the problem. You are

I get a mcdouble once every few months

>>15191611
Yeah, underweight people usually have no idea how to cook. Fat people are the ones with professional kitchens stockpiled with ingredients for full blown family meals 24/7. I mostly lived off ramen noodles and Taco Bell buritos for my four years in college.

>>15187701
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>15191620
reached into the archives for this one

>>15191617
Fats don't really cook well either they stock up on frozen and other heavily processed crap to always have something. Fat family I used to be neighbors with had a living room that was stocked like Costco

>>15191617
I've literally never seen a fat person cook. They always eat fast food or frozen shit. Cope harder niggerfaggot

>>15191540
I have instant noodles and eggs almost every morning but I don't fucking make a giant pot of noodles and eat it over a week.

>>15187701
Doesn’t that guy have a butthole the size of a dinner plate?

>>15187716

Ummm sweaty this is a fast food board mainly

>>15187701
It depends how crazy my life's been lately.

>>15190173
>>15188911
I eat an average of 1200 calories a day aside from ones where I get fast food or takeout, I rarely snack during the day and often forget to eat or procrastinate making a meal until it physically hurts and I get shaky and then have my first food of the day at 8 PM, not sure why this is hard for you to believe

>>15187701
POST THE EYE OF SAURON

>>15191617
I think we can all agree that everyone with an eating disorder (that includes vegans) doesn't know how to cook no matter anorexic or obese

>>15187701
Maybe every other month or so.

once a month, i used to more often when I didn't live with my parents (probably every 2 weeks)

>>15188623
Based

Once a week.

what constitutes fast food? i eat chipotle or get fast casual mediterranean at least 2-4x week but i'd say that's not really fast food. in n out or chik fil a like 1-2x month. i consider that fast food

>>15191860

>blocks your path

>>15191866
it's more like the eye of sauron

>>15187701
About 0,1

>>15190299
>liquoid
My sides

>>15187701
My parents don't buy me fast food anymore :(

>>15187701
I just had chick-fil-a in the afternoon, now I'm trying to burn it off but can't cause my heartburn is being a bitch so I can't even go out for a jog goddamnit.

>>15187716

>>15190399
Are you guys friendly? Will it be fun? Where can I find more information?

>>15187701
Once every 18 months or so

>>15189927
The only honest man on ck

once a week at most

desu i think i eat 1 every 2 weeks

>>15189901
>>15190012
Holy shit this looks worse than wearing your cumsocks to work for a week. How can you suggest this? Are you one of those people that wears unwashed jeans for two months straight and insists no one can smell you?

>>15190498
>average restaurants make worse food than I do
I don't believe you.

Anyways, I eat fast food 2-4 times a week, but I eat from/at a restaurant 3-5 times a week. I pretty much order in or pick up all meals besides once or twice a week, when I make something. I don't pretend to be anything but a single dude who isn't a particularly good cook.

A few times a year

>>15194525
>'Corporate Fast Food is bad' is now an evil right wing thing.

Nice to know the left has totally abandoned all principles.

>>15195938
Leftists never had any principles. They are brainless drones who do anything TV tells them is fashionable.

>>15187701
I dunno. Once every 18 months or so.

>>15187776
Riveting.

if you eat fast food you need your ass beat

GAZER G A Z E R

>>15187715
Same here.

>>15195951
projection. Republicans are the ones whose only beliefs revolve around demonizing the left and the "liberals". wake up and realize that the right is a bunch of Israeli puppets

>>15196791
>>15195951
Kids, you're both just awful

>>15187701
way to many

>>15195447
>average restaurants make worse food than I do
>I don't believe you.

Not this guy but I can believe him. I'm not the best cook in the world but I can make the basics. With basic cooking skills you can cook better than most AVERAGE restaurants. I can cook according to my preferences with much higher ingredients much better than your average restaurant. A high quality restaurant will of course make better food than I can, but with the premium cost it will never be something I frequently indulge in.

>>15190012
Post moar stu.....

>>15187701
No one's gonna post it? Good.

>>15187701
A week? 0.
Once every couple months

>>15187701
about 2 times per year at most

nearly every day. 400lb death feeder over here. i have a huge binge eating problem and i'm eating myself to death

>>15187701
I eat fast food maybe two or three times a year.

>>15192182
No you dirtbird

>>15197330
joke's on you, bogman
I don't even know what a portapottio is, heh

>>15189927
RIP anon

>>15195951
This image but unironically.

>>15187863
Then learn how to cook better meals that sit in the fridge well, theres so many recipes. Theres lots of delicious quinoa, couscous, rice bowls you can prepare. Sandwiches take only 5 min to make and if you get good ingredients you can make a delicious sandwich for lunch.

>>15187701

Almost never. I think after Covid hit I've eaten fast food maybe 3 times in 9 months, so once every three months.

I used to go to Whataburger a lot down the street, but that was when I was fatter and more of a food coomer or whatever. IDK what happened, but it's easier to manage my cravings now. It used to be like "if I don't get a fucking tasty cheeseburger in my face right fucking now I'm gonna DIE dude", but now it's not like that.

I dated a fat chick while I was overweight, and she fucking looooooved getting fast food, like literally every single night she would wanna go get fast food.

I literally ate fast food almost every single day we lived together and I was a fucking jobless loser, so she just came home from work and asked me if I wanted to get food. So we'd go eat fast food. Every day. I gained like 40 lbs, but she stayed the same weight.

She was actually food retarded though, like she didn't eat any vegetables at all and said she could "taste the chlorophyll" in vegetables, so she basically ate meat and potatoes and that was it, No green veggies.

Never again man. I was young and stupid. I ever date a girl in the future (unlikely) and she wants to eat fast food every fucking day or she says some dumb shit like "i don't eat vegetables" and her pussy can go fly away for all I care it ain't worth it.

2-3 times a week, partly because I don't know how to cook very complex things especially thigs that are balanced. My favorite thing that I know how to cook easily is grilled porkchops seasoned from HEB and instant mashed potatoes from the box that I make with milk and butter.

>>15197988
I'm not fat you dick!

>>15187701
Man, Gaston let himself go.

>>15187701
My dear food friends, what should I go with on my cheat day this Sunday? Just for a bit more details on my diet Mon-Thurs I consume 400~ calories of Duck breast for dinner and nothing else, and Fri-Sat I fast for 48 hours. Sunday is my funday where I eat like an absolute degenerate and see if I die or not. So far I've been fine, just huge shits.

I'm deciding between Burger King and Taco Bell using the apps for deals on $20 I'll spend. Here they are for comparison:
>Tacobell: 2 Grilled Cheese Burrito, 7 Beef Burrito, 2 Tasted Cheddar Chalupa
>Burger King: Family Pack Combo (3 Whoppers, 3 Cheeseburgers, 3 fries), Mix and match 2 whoppers, 10 piece spicy nuggets

Both again come to about $20. I don't care about health, this is my cheat day. Which should I go with?

>>15199601
>NGMI
I take it you're an adult now? So stop acting like a teenager.
Stop treating stuffing yourself with fast food as a reward. Your just displaying the same mentality as the person in the OPs pic. Go to a restaurant or order out something nice and get a few other treats. Maybe try something you never had before but was always curious to taste.

>>15197781
>"Don't cry for me; I'm already dead"

>>15187776
Wings?

>>15190174
>Could you eat all this in 60 mins
No
>for $3000
Yes

>>15187855
Yeah you eat boring that shit.

>>15190174
I'd do it for a Klondike bar.

>>15199601
I want someone to combine a baconator and a breakfast baconator. Brunchinator

>>15187701
like 3 times a week unless i realize i'm poor again
6'3 130lb send help

>>15187701
Anywhere from once a month to once a week.

5 times, I would eat it every meal if I could.

>>15198876
NO ONE BINGES LIKE GASTON

>>15187701
i generally get a meal from culvers or mcdicks whenever i leave the house
so about once every few months

>>15187701
i used to treat myself once a week, but now I feel like I'm going to fucking die if I eat really greasy fast food. So usually just when I'm too hung over to cook I'll order something, maybe once a month or so and go to sleep afterwards

>>15187716

>if i dont like it its not 'real'

shit argument

>>15187701
Maybe once every other week if I don't feel like cooking that day.

>>15187701
Once every two weeks if you can count the local rosticceria as fast food. But I haven't been to a fast food joint in a year and a half. Going to get some fast food this week though

>>15187701
Before covid once a week. I would get in after grocery shopping.

>>15187701
sometimes when I don't have access to a kitchen and it's 6:30am I order one breakfast sandwich and nothing else

>>15189901
reminds me of that one place in Asia where they have this big pot of boiling soup that apparently has been cooking for decades straight

>>15187708
"clinically" doesn't mean anything

>>15187701
I thought this literal fag got diabetes, cancer, AIDS and hepatitis. Why is he still alive?

>>15187863
If you make a roast, leftovers on subsequent days doesn't have to be slices of beef with meat and vegetables. You can slice up the beef and eat it with noodles and a cream sauce, chop it and mix with rice and cheese for stuffed bell peppers, etc.

I don't get why some people see leftovers as some kind of shameful thing.

>leftovers aren't fresh
A raw steak at the grocery store isn't "fresh" either. From slaughter to purchase is a period of around 50-70 days which includes aging, packaging and transport. The cooked meat sitting in your fridge 2-3 days is nothing in comparison.