/ck/ - Food & Cooking

white castle

>>15185754
white castle is a good one but what is interesting is my poop is almost slime/snot like. Its like a clear sticky fluid.

>>15185751
>Venison nachos
What?

>>15185751
Falafel, it’s made out of crushed beans so it’s pure fart ammo.

Orange juice me so uncomfortably gassy..

New Mexico Hatch Green Chile Hummus (TM)
You will wake your neighbours up with some super thunderous southwest desert style farts. pic related

>>15185919
That brand fucking rocks.

>>15185923
Yep. I got completely wasted on Friday night and ate two whole tubs of different types of hummus from the tub with a spoon. My old lady was livid, and left to the couch around 3am. It was WW1 trench warfare under the covers.

>>15185923
And by buying it you aren’t supporting the Israeli apartheid state.

>>15185944
>And by buying it you aren’t supporting the Israeli apartheid state.
>>>/pol/

>>15185952
Sshhhh hot sauce fan. Adults are talking.

The processed meat they gave me in county, called it G-ham. that and the cups of instant black coffee would make the stench unfathomable. made my celly throw up once, it was hilarious at first but it just kept going. we ended up having an argument about it

scat fetish should be a bannable offense.

>>15185751
Unironically, beans.

Once in a while, usually after Thanksgiving I save the ham's bone with some of the meat and toss it in to a big ass pot of great northerns. Those things give me hellacious farts that last days. Farts so powerful and stink so fucking bad it changes the atmosphere in my entire house. I'm talking making the air humid. They can get so loud they make the floor shake

Salt and vinegar flavored pork rinds with jones green apple soda

>>15185784
instead of ground beef use ground venison & put them on nachos with cheese and jalapenos. You get the natural meat and the burning of the jalapenos. Get a hemroid every time i eat them. My wife is pregnant and I farted & made her puke it was hilarious.

>>15185941
>Gets wasted
>Eats 2 containers of pure hummous
>Wife gets pissed
>Banished to couch
>Can't stop farting

>>15186089
Not a fetish poo poo and farting are just hilarious unless you're a complete faggot

>>15186112
I find beans make me fart but its more of a consistent PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTT than real rancid room clearing klingon farts.

Another one for me is Sauerkraut and Kielbasa. Saurkraut in particular what I like to do is eat like a stick of mozerella or something before. This way I'm all clogged up from the cheese to prevent my farting, however then I eat the sauerkraut which is a known dieretic and it just wants to come out. So basically I'm created m own little hvac system in my asshole. Every so often I'll just let one rip that does a combination of things
1) Makes a loud noise. I'm talking rumble young man rumble jet enginge taking off loud
2) makes my asshole moist. Like when its wet enough where you know something came out but its still trustable and not enough to make you go wipe, although if you did go wipe there would be a nice skid mark there
3) Smell. Now I don't know about you guys but I enjoy the smell of my own farts. Its almost like trying to outdo myself. The stench of these things and air quality only rivals some sort of nuclear bomb going off and everyone rushing for an apocalyptical gas mask because the fart could power several cities.

Also if its leftover kraut and kilbasa its even worse. Imagine everything I just said but x3.

Also taking poops feels great. I compare it only to orgasms. That is why I made this thread. I want to feel the euphoria I do when taking massive dumps.

>>15185751
Radishes, cauliflower

>>15185751
>both dairy
Sounds like you're mildly lactose intolerant, brah.

>>15186469
I don't give a fuck I'm not a fucking pussy its absolutely worth it to eat dairy products they're the best foods
>Cereal
>Alfredo
>Eggs
>Yogurt
>Mexican
>Grilled Cheese

>>15185761
what the fuck

>>15186439
I hope you have a bathroom fan, stinky.

>>15185751
thos; beans

>>15186478
Eggs aren't dairy

>>15185761
>>15185880
>>15185890
>>15185941
>>15186063
>>15186112
>>15186399
>>15186439

IMA I-IMA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNG HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>15185751
Peanuts, eggs

>>15187589
It is anon. It’s not brown it’s like I fart and it reminds me of blowing my nose. It’s clearish. Only white castles do it consistently. Must be something in the meat

>>15187851
You eat these together like a meal?

/brapmaxxing/ general?
Tofu

>>15185944
You're still gassing innocent civilians, though.

this is so obviously a fetish thread, i can't fucking believe this shit

>>15185751
Barley gives me the smelliest farts.

>>15189768
Yep. Love taking in a big lungful of piping hot female colon gas. Fffffftfffttppp. Right in my mouth.

>>15189778
*braps your path*

Unironically this is a good thread

my boyfriends tube steak

>>15185751
Anything vinegary, especially tgirl cock

For me, it’s getting my butt rammed by my trans gf. I fart a lot after. My butt is really loose so her dick primes it with air as she pounds away.

>>15190699
He*

>>15186089
He didn't say he is aroused by farts, you dumb cunt. Being a femoid should grant you a ban.
>b-but I'm not female
We can tell you are. Only females would get so triggered by the sole acknowledgement that farts exist. Yes, you take shits too.

>>15189768
Go back to facebook, dumb cunt. We're not gonna pretend farts aren't real because they're le icky

>>15186457

those things they taste like shit already so that’s probably why. You know how you can eat certain things to make yourself have massive cumshots? I’m basically wondering the same for foods. I want my family to clear the room and run for their lives like it’s fucking Nagasaki when I make explosive fart from my bumhole. I want them their eyes to water because the stench should be captured and studied as a future chemical weapon.

So far I’ve learned/decided leftovers really do it. Doesn’t matter what. Leftover fast food might be the safest bet for having rancid ass rips.

About to make a bean dip that contains cauliflowers and radishes. Then I’ll eat some chicken fettuccini Alfredo and a few string cheeses of mozerella.

Again my goal here is to poison my family via rooting

>>15190754
*tooting

>>15190754
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FODMAPS

>>15185751
Soy.

>>15186389
Who let Joe Rogan in here

>>15185952
>what is conscienscous buying
I bet you still buy Chinese

>>15189768
I thought I was the only guy in the world who likes girl farts?

>>15185751
For the nastiest smell your gonna want lots of alcohol.
It makes the food go through the system way too quickly and that enhances the stinky.

>>15191912
This desu after a night of drinking I fart all day desu it’s just awful desu

i was cursed with lactose intolerance but blessed with putrid lactose farts

>>15185761
You are a girl?

>>15185751
you are lactose intolerant

>>15191897
Most normal men are, but there have been concerted efforts to suppress it.

>>15186439
I'm glad I dont live with someone as man child as this

>>15194047
Farts and poop will always be funny you miserable cunt

>>15191850
Rogan eats elk retard

>>15185751
Full English breakfast. The beans provide the power, the eggs provide the pungency.

>>15185751
pickled garlic.
one time I ate so much I spent the next day in this weird garlic-induced haze.

>>15185751
For me, it's a toss up between vegan "mac & cheese" (nutritional yeast, water and toasted cashews blended together) and pic related. It literally kept me up all night farting and my stomach bloated out like a starving african kid. It was probably the worst gas I've ever had.

>>15194329
So funny that you deliberately eat foods that fuck your body up just for the epic lulz? No thanks, I'm not retarded. And no, I'm not miserable overall. Only reading your reply.

>>15194447
Yes

>>15194335
Have you heard about acis deer bro? They OUTNUMBER people on Lanai? Bro they're so fast and so delicious. They're razor focused because they're used to running from tigers. Dude one dodged an arrow as it went through the air. Like the matrix.

Anything with baked onion

just take a look at it's nickname

>>15197151
is this a coookie

>>15185751

You fucking fart around me eating nachos and alfredo I'll die in prison because I will fucking shank you if you fart and laugh about it. People like you should have been aborted.