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name a worse alcoholic beverage

>> No.15182143

Scotch

>> No.15182156

>>15182136
Jim Beam

>> No.15182184

>>15182143
This
>tastes like burnt bog grass
It’s hilarity that the meme is so strong that people spend ridiculous money on it when it was only invented because the scots couldn’t make good booze

>> No.15182190

Captain Morgan

>> No.15182205

>>15182156
This. Shit grade bourbon

>> No.15182212

What are you guys sipping on right now?

>> No.15182220

>>15182184
>all scotch is islay scotch

k.

>> No.15182222

>>15182136
Any vodka.

>> No.15182229

>>15182136
Honey Jack Daniels

>> No.15182235

>>15182136
Sang Som or mekhong are both pretty terrible unless you like to huff modeling glue. As opposed to the Thai offerings, the Guero shit I've had in central America wasn't too bad, even when it was served in plastic baggies with a straw (Lanquin I'm talking to you).

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>>15182212
Some shitty 'Texas Bourbon' I bought just because this made me laugh. It's not bad but I could have gotten a handle of Evan Williams for the same price.

>> No.15182271

>>15182243
>evan williams
about to finish a bottle of that myself, I tip my hat to you good sir

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>>15182212
peach prison wine

>> No.15182493
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15182493

Malört.

>> No.15182507

>>15182136
Campari or jagermeister. Blech

>> No.15182510

>>15182156
>keep buying jim beam and Jack
>it's good enough and it's cheaper
>friends notice
>buys me an expensive pair of bourbon and whiskey
>had to pretend it was good but I hated how they tasted

I guess i'm a tastelet :^(

>> No.15182595

>>15182510
Try 4 roses, pretty cheap and the taste is light and smooth but still better than Beam

>> No.15182598

>>15182136
That fireball bullshit.

>> No.15182623
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15182623

name a better alcoholic beverage

>> No.15182630

>>15182136
>Jack Daniels
>Bud Light
>Anything from Barefoot or Yellow Tail
>Coulsons and Skol Vodka
I work at a liqour store and I fucking know that people who buy that shit are genuine alcoholics or normies with shit taste

>>15182212
PBR and Yuengling
I fucking love PBR because it is so cheap but you get a shit ton of quality for a "cheap beer"

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>>15182630
>normies with shit taste
>I fucking love PBR

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>>15182136
ck disappoints yet again. No steel post?

>> No.15182738
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>>15182685
Anon I'm not kidding we sell PBR at my liqour store but people aren't that aware of PBR
I dunno where you live, but in South Florida people aren't that aware of PBR, they just drink Bud Light and if they have any sense of decency they buy Modelo or Yuengling

>> No.15182904

>>15182598
This, I don't know why people love it. Taste meh and burns twice as much going down the throat.

>> No.15183247

>>15182136
Guy, Southern Comfort is meant to be drank with sprite, maraschino cherries and lots of ice. It exists to make you drunk, not to appear as a bourbon connoisseur.

>> No.15183269

>>15183247
Southern Comfort isn't bourbon you numpty

>> No.15183285

>>15183269
Didn't say it was either, retard.

>> No.15183406

Talisker 10

>> No.15183421
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>>15182243

>> No.15183426

>>15182734
I fucking hate ur dogshit countertop

>> No.15183550

>>15182136
any lager

>> No.15183553

>>15182136
Raki is vile.

>> No.15183592

I drank a whole bottle of El Toro tequila my parents bought because they're retarded and thought they could use it as hand sanitizer and I got stood up by a prostitute so I wanted to kill myself and I ended up puking my guts up and my head hurt so badly the day after it was fuzzy instead of pain and I felt like I was on a higher place of existence.

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>>15182738
Oh hey, other liquor store Anon. What's good dood.
>>15182136
Have you ever had the gold label Four Loko? 14%.
Have you ever had a pepper beer? Any?
As much as Southern Comfort is complete trash, gotta admit, doesn't touch pic related on the shitty scale.
>>15182507
>jager
close second

>> No.15183615

>>15182136

Franzia
Steel Reserve
MD 20/20
Thunderbird
Smirnoff
Wine coolers
Bottom shelf vodka
Four Loko
a lot of sweet liqueurs

>> No.15183633

>>15182623
Based. Reusing gasoline canisters as liquor bottles is a genius cost saving tactic, and good for the environment too

>> No.15183815

>>15182630
>work at a liquor store
>judges people
lmaoooooo

>> No.15183818

>>15183285
then why would drinking Southern Comfort make anyone feel Iike a bourbon connoisseur as you claim?

>> No.15183822
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>>15182136
>tfw barely remember drinking a bottle of this before going to some celebrity cemetery in Hollywood and talking with all the headstones

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>>15182493
>tfw Chicagofag
>tfw finally tried it a few months back
>tfw it’s like drinking a tire coated in gas
I can’t believe my friend’s dad sips this stuff

>> No.15183845

>>15182184
>t.newby who fell for the Talisker meme and now thinks all scotch taste the same.

>> No.15183854

>>15182623
6 PM

>> No.15183865

>>15182623
I needs it brehs...

>> No.15183919

>>15183822
baste

>> No.15184875

>>15182136
Joseph holt bitter, one of the cheapest beers that you can buy in the UK. Its a local beer, brewed in Manchester and is an acquired taste.

>> No.15184886

Vodka

>> No.15184891

>>15182510
Based Bocephus

>> No.15184893

>>15182738
For me its Tecate. Pronounced TEE-KATE.

>> No.15184914

Fireball, Kraken, and ANY anise liquor.

>> No.15184916

>>15184914
Kracken is good though.

>> No.15184940

>>15184916
Fuck you. It’s not.

>> No.15184961

>>15182738
lived in central FL for a while and pbr flew off the shelves

>> No.15184984

>>15182136
bundaberg is literal garbage, southern comfort is just generic

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>>15182136

>> No.15185523

All Scotch that tastes like charcoal, absinthe

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>>15182136
For me, it's c-mac.

>> No.15185593

>>15184916
I think they changed the recipe. I had it 10+ years ago and it was super good, really smooth heavily spiced but not overwhelming flavor. Now it tastes like molasses with ethanol added to 40% abv.

>> No.15185870

>>15183421
Is that for buying a Texas Bourbon or for normally getting Evan Williams? Sometimes I wish I was bald cause my hair is so thick it can be a pain.

>> No.15186249

>>15185074
What's wrong with Tanqeuray? What's the better gin, mass-market or otherwise?

>> No.15186305
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>>15182136

Skol

My rule of thumb is that if it comes in a plastic bottle and it's alcoholic in nature, it's going to be good for cleaning wounds or serving to people for whom you care very little

>> No.15186394

>>15182243

>Texas

>bourbon

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

>> No.15186449

>>15182136
>Southern Comfort
I always thought it tasted like Yakult.

>> No.15186536

>>15183834
Its more like this citrusy gin that actually tastes nice in the front end and then just straight "you just vomited and didn't wash your mouth out" aftertaste. I dud finish the bottle i bought though.

>> No.15187388

>>15182212
Nikka Coffey Single Malt

>> No.15187398

wine or any faggot ass fruity beer

>> No.15187406

>>15182630
>I work at a liqour store and I fucking know that people who buy that shit are genuine alcoholics or normies with shit taste
wow, impressive. you sound like you'll be going far in life yourself

>> No.15187434

>>15182205
Yo I like Jim Beam it is literally the cheapest bourbon here when on offer which is always. Why? Who the fuck cares about the taste. Cocktails or glass bourbon dash coke, sometimes bitters, sometimes lemon.

>> No.15187475

>>15184914
Anise liquors are one of my favourite summer drinks. Over ice with a little ice water and sometimes grenadine.

>> No.15188330

>>15182136
Gin, literally all gin.

>> No.15188534

>>15182630
are half the people who buy vodka and jack college kids with a fake?

>> No.15188575

>>15182212
Sam Adams Winter Lager. Pretty comfy tbqh.

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15188607

Ask and ye shall receive

>> No.15188621
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>> No.15188636

>>15187475
Degenerate.

>> No.15188645

>>15184914
Cringe

>> No.15188665

>>15182136
I think people are more offended by the adulteration than the flavor. There are plenty of far worse real whiskys out there. Label 5 gets my vote.

>> No.15188672

>>15183845
More like newbie who doesn't like peat, not even mild peat.

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15188753

>>15182136

>> No.15188765
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>>15182136
proper twelve, absolute garbage my man

>> No.15188775

>>15182623
>packaged and blended in sierra leone

>> No.15188780

>>15182623
>Jerrycan
Oh God lol

>> No.15188793

>>15183553
Yea this or Ouzo. Gross oily shit. Tastes like black licorice that went off a year ago.

>> No.15188842

>>15188753
I love it after a big meal.

>> No.15188859

>>15188842
Denbtwop/10.

>> No.15188941
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>>15182136

>> No.15188960

>>15188941
Fuck you RumChata is delicious for what it is. Fireball isn't even terrible, but not really my bag, baby.

>> No.15188985

Fireball: the official potpourri of soccermom DUIs.

>> No.15188995

I don’t have very high standards but when I started getting not shit jobs I swore I was never drinking this again.
My grandfather was a man who had a sizable amount of money in his retirement and still drank Bankers Club gin and I wasn’t gonna be that guy.

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>>15188995

>> No.15189039

>>15182136
this drink is great its always at a low price, basically gets you drunk as shit and you can drink it straight with ease because its just sugar. any mixer makes it even better

>> No.15189051

>>15189039
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5XIsM2Q-U

>> No.15189072

>>15188960
if you need that much sugar to choke down your alcohol, you might be an american

>> No.15189086

>>15189072
>choking down booze and not having a cocktail or two in moderation
okay Ivan

>> No.15189147
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15189147

Gold flavored Four Loko
It tries to recreate the flavor or Red Bull but it's just not quite there and ends up tasting like the cough syrup you had when you were a kid

>> No.15189174

Pyrat Rum

Good presentation. Awful taste. Explains the cheap price tag imo. And I shop around always trying new rums. That shit takes the cake for worst.

>> No.15189235

>>15189174
In the land of sub $50 rums, Pyrat isn't mindblowing, but isn't bad. Maybe you are just a liquorlet.

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15189279

It's that season again. Anyone who likes eggnog get some of this, it's fucking delicious.

>> No.15189312

>>15182598
>>15184914
>>15188985
>>15188960
>>15188941
What's with this new fascination with fireball? Shit has been around since the 80's and all of a sudden everyone's drinking it lately? Not too long ago no one was drinking it or mentioning it

>> No.15189419

>>15182243
>>15182271
>Evan Williams

I fell for the Evan Williams meme on here and bought some a few weeks ago. It's cheap, but it's mediocre at best and not worth the price. I'd rather buy Aristocrat or one of the other value brand whiskys for $5 cheaper.

>> No.15189512

>>15189312
I worked at a boutique liquor store (and before you reply, yes, a high end store will still sell bottom shelf bullshit too) and we had it, but it just wasn't marketed well. I think it was a Dr. McGulicutty's or something. I wasn't bad, people just didn't know about it. People were perfectly fine with shit like Jager, Goldschlager, Rumple Mintz, and SoCo. I don't think Fireball is the big thing anymore, but I haven't worked liquor since I graduated like 8 years ago. I do see it pushed at bars like back then though. What, if anything, has replaced it?
>>15189419
It is better than most honestly, there are slightly cheaper and equal ones, but Aristocrat, or any Heaven Hill cheap shit isn't it. I think Distiller's Pride is the cheap good one. There is an actual difference, is that most of the cheap ones aren't 100% whiskey, they are but with cheap clear grain spirits.

>> No.15189520

>>15186249
If you are ever in Canada, Ungava gin is quite nice.

>> No.15189550

>>15182136
haawkeye anything

>> No.15189558

>>15182136
La Croix

>> No.15189560

>>15182190
I bet you drink admiral nelson

>> No.15189566

>>15182136
Fireball

>> No.15189570

>>15182623
You're going to go blind >>15188775

>> No.15189577

>>15183615
Smirnoff pretty good

>> No.15189579

>>15189560
Nah, he drinks Coxswain Yarmouth.

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>>15189512
I remember pic related being around forever, maybe it still is? Fireball just knew how to market to college kids.

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15189826

Imma grip n sip

>> No.15189849

>>15189820
I'm 34, I remember my now 40 year old brother fucking with that. I never saw anyone bring it to parties, nor did it ever sell once I was working liquor though. It's basically Goldschlager without the gold tho.

>> No.15189903

>>15187406
says the guy who typed out this pointless comment. Not him btw

>> No.15190060

You know, one of the most amazing mixed drinks I’ve ever had (and I haven’t had very many) was Southern Comfort with cream soda.

>> No.15190067

>>15182143
Fpbp

>> No.15190324

>>15182143
>>15182184
>>15190067
Ignorant. There's an absurd variety of flavors found in Scotch and not all Scotch is even mildly peated. It's hard to believe anyone could try every Scotch on Earth and not like a single one.
Absolutely ignorant.

>> No.15190345

>>15190324
Not even one of those guys, but worked high end liquor for a while. The vast majority of Scotch that is peated. It'd be like bitching about smokyness in bourbon or something.

>> No.15190347

>>15189235
It is bad and you have bad taste saying otherwise

>> No.15190349
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15190349

Most vodka that tries to not be vodka belongs on the list

>> No.15190368

>>15190347
I mean do you have anything to argue? It's a pretty good $20 750mL bottle. Pretty equivalent to Mt. Gay, Rhum Barbancourt, Flor de Cana (whichever year is that price range), and Appleton. It's mostly just personal preference. It's way better than nearly similarly priced bottles of shit like Bacardi, or Don Q, et al.

>> No.15190409

>>15185074
shit opinion

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>>15182212
Tis the season for nog.

>> No.15190442

>>15189312
I got given a bottle as a Christmas present a few years back. It had all the hallmarks of being re-gifted in hindsight ... I imagine my friend was bought it by somebody in his office or a family member who thought he'd be into it and I ended up with it because of my reputation for drinking. I found it very easy to drink straight in large glasses and the bottle went down without complaint. Occasionally I see it and briefly think fondly of it and I'm always shocked at how cheap it is desu. I think that it isn't marketed to people like me and as such the price reflects its true customers (children who like to party). The basic message it puts off is "I'm hard to drink so if you drink me you must be tough and people will think wow what a tough guy he must REALLY want to get drunk". It is however very easy to drink because it is so sweet.

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>>15190324

>> No.15190786
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>>15182136
These babies

>> No.15190916

>>15183597
I once took 20mg Adderall IR then drank a fifth of this at a party (plus whatever it was I refilled it with.)

When I see people from that night, they still bring up what a POS I am 8 years later.

>> No.15190973

>>15190916
Please tell the story, Anon.

>> No.15190976

>>15190442
>The basic message it puts off is "I'm hard to drink so if you drink me you must be tough and people will think wow what a tough guy he must REALLY want to get drunk". It is however very easy to drink because it is so sweet.
Yeah I drank a ton in college because it was my roommate's go-to. Turned out he had serious masculinity issues.

>> No.15191075

>>15190916
>>15190973
Yeah, let's hear it.

>> No.15191086
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pic related
90% of convenience store wine

>>15188753
what else are bartenders supposed to chase their cocaine with huh?

>> No.15191170

>>15182136
Any beer.

>> No.15191337

>>15184916
The little handles on the bottle of kraken are great after I get fucked up.

>> No.15191341

>>15182136
I had a local drink that refers to itself a moonshine with different fruits but it's all just really really shitty hangover inducing vodka with terrible fruit flavors and artificial sugar. Dumb kids buy it because the bottle is mad to look like a vintage style and it's cheap.

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>>15182136
I actually like shots of SoCo. It's the 100 proof that is nasty.

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>>15182136
This is undrinkable

>> No.15191477

>>15189820
tastes like cinnamon toothpaste

>> No.15191635

>>15186394
Kentuckyfags steaming rn.
Best bourbon of my life was made in Vermont.

>> No.15191644

>>15188765
>celebrity tie-in advertising
>implying it could ever have been good

>> No.15191647

>>15188753
Hey how bout you go fuck yourself

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>>15182630
How can you not like bud light? It doesn’t like anything, there’s nothing offensive about it

>> No.15191862

>>15191341
I hate this shit. Just call it flavored liquor, moonshine is illegal liquor and would never be sold off the shelf.

>> No.15192252

>>15191862
I know others that do it but sell their shit in mason jars for the aesthetic.

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>>15182136
Parents had a bottle in fridge for years
Didn't know wtf it was

>> No.15192840

>>15191476
I drank plenty of this and Admiral Nelson in college. Disgusting shit.

>> No.15192916

>>15182143
Tastlet detected

>> No.15192943

>>15183597
>the audacity to shit on Cuervo Gold
Better than patrone easy

>> No.15192952

>>15184916
It has a weird metallic taste to it for me, makes an amazing dark and stormy though

>> No.15192972

>>15189312
Jack Daniels Fire is incredibly better than Fireball. And this is coming from somebody that likens JD to drinking your own vomit.

>> No.15192981

>>15191337
just how much of a handlet are you that you can actually use those?

>> No.15193182

>>15191644
Dan Akroyd's vodka is pretty good. I guess it's different since it's HIS vodka and not just a tie-in.

>> No.15193294

>>15182136
God, why the fuck are you talking about booze, now I want booze

You already made me obese, are you trying to make me an alcoholic as well

>> No.15193521

>>15182136
joe

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>>15182136
you've never experienced rotgut until you've had this

>> No.15193565

>>15189579
anybody wanna swab my poop deck hehehe

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>>15182136
Every time I drank it, even just half a nip, I puked up everything I ate that month.
Also all beers with "ice" in the name belong in the toilet.

>> No.15193994

Bacardi 151. Easily the worst 151 I've had. I actually had a 161 that tasted better

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>>15193994
Forgot pick because IMMA SPED DURR DURR

>> No.15194257

>>15182738
I live next to one of those walmart sized liquor stores. Fucking mexicans, never fails, every single one walking out of the store with the blue case of modello. None of them try anything else. 1000s of beers, wines, spirits... NO blue modello. Fucking shitskins.

>> No.15194280

>>15189312
If you can make two women like something it will become a fad. They are brainless and only follow trends. That is what happened with Fireball. Someone convinced women it was 'cool'. After that your 5'2" sub-human manlets latch on thinking they'll get laid. Then it works itself up through the male population 1/2" in height at a time max because all tall men know that shorties are faggots.

>> No.15194281

>>15194257
>None of them try anything else.
you sound like an IPA sippin fag and they sound like a bunch of based foos gettin their modelo time on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9P378edq4

>> No.15194482
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Pic related is pretty nasty, even by nature of concept.

>>15193591
This stuff is surprisingly decent for the price point. What are you on about?

>> No.15194571

>>15194482
>surprisingly decent for the price point
An ounce of ipecac is cheaper and has the same effect.

>> No.15194577

>>15182136
Any kind of tequila

>> No.15194592 [DELETED] 

>>15182136
most disgusting this I've ever gotten drunk off. It tastes like rotten banana it's fucking disgusting

>> No.15194601
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most disgusting thing I've ever gotten drunk off. It tastes like rotten banana it's fucking disgusting

>> No.15194643

>>15194571
Dunno why it makes you retch. There's way worse out there.

>> No.15194701

>>15194643
Just because it's better than raw sewage or potassium cyanide doesn't mean I'll enjoy it.

>> No.15194716

>>15194701
What's your cheap bourbon of choice?

>> No.15194723

IPA shit.
bitter as fuck and tastes like ass.
don't know why anyone would drink it.

>> No.15194740

>>15194000
drank it on a hike

>> No.15194744

can't really think of much real gross shit I've drank. I never really go too cheap and go with proven options like miller high life. I don't drink much anymore anyway.

>> No.15194748

>>15194744
actually it's everclear. did a shot of that once and it was terrible.

>> No.15194781

>>15182136
Kharkov 95 has to be the absolute worst thing I have ever tasted
like an ethanol oil slick in your mouth, it sticks to your tongue

>> No.15194788

>>15194748
Everclear is, once you water it down to a more reasonable abv, not bad
tastes like a mediocre cheap vodka, the selling point is that it's so distilled- >>15194781 is BAD 95% if you want to give it a shot

>> No.15194802

>>15194781
>>15194788
google shows nothing

>> No.15194803

>>15194716
If I have a choice I'll drink something else.

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>>15182156
fuck you. Jimmy is good cheap bourbon

>>15182143
>I like to eat grass: the drink

>>15183615
Franzia is based box though

>>15185074
tastelet. Maybe try it with Sunny D?

>>15194257
you must be west coast, it's Bud Lite on the east coast

>> No.15195305

>>15182143
the wrongest post on /ck/

>> No.15195329

>>15187475
My brother in Pernod. Has such an enjoyable energetic drunk too.

>> No.15195332

>>15188753
Unironically very good. Grow some taste buds

>> No.15195361

>>15182136
all of them

>> No.15196704

>>15193544
>lawrenceburg

do they *do* anything there other than making and drinking whiskey? I swear the place has 10 distilleries.

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Somehow this is shit both in itself an in any cocktail.

>> No.15196778

>>15188753
First time I had this I thought this was foul but the second time I liked it somehow.

>> No.15196819
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15196819

>>15182136
If you haven't had these "whiskeys" they make in SE-Asia where they stuff random animals (usually snakes) in bottles and pour some rice moonshine over it you don't know disgusting liquor.
It basically tastes how it looks, a mix of shitty rice wine and rotten flesh.

>> No.15196858

>>15186305
Brings back memories of young degen me curled into a bawl in some park dry heaving for hours. Good times

>> No.15196896

>>15192981
He means for his pp anon. He uses it as an onahole

>> No.15196910

>>15186305
A fucking plastic bottle lol

>> No.15196913

>>15182184
I like a specific scotch and have for a long time, but its not something that people usually enjoy. Pretty annoying that this became the new meme after craft beers. Its like that whole group of soy bois doing adulting decided that turning 35 meant they had to switch to drinking something perceived as more adult.

>> No.15196918

>>15182507
Campari is an acquired taste

>> No.15196959

>>15189014
Looks like ketchup

>> No.15196981

>>15196918
I'm struggling here because almost all of the booze mentioned here as bad that isn't just cheap and badly made shit versions of regular booze I consider drinks cabinet essentials.

Campari is for when you want the grapefruit heavy bitters. Negroni & boulevardier are essential cocktails. Maybe I like herbal and bitter flavours more than others or something. Next thing you guys are going to shit on vermouth or something.

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>>15182136

>> No.15197020

>>15182136
When I was a teenager there were a vodka which came in a plastic hip flask, tasted like shit and was cheap as fuck... Good times, dont see it around anymore and I think it's a good thing but sad at the same time

>> No.15197030

Jaegermeister is ass to me.

>> No.15197078

>>15188765
I got a bottle of this as a present once, its pretty good for cooking

>> No.15197084

>>15196981
I like Campari, a Campari soda is a pretty nice summer drink, but its way too bitter for most people to enjoy it

>> No.15197099

>>15197084
Nothing like getting drunk on aperitif on a summer night

>> No.15197149

Rumplemintz.. too many bad nights as a result of going out with my coworkers

>> No.15197196

>>15182136
Those seltzer water. If you drink those things you are a gay fish

>> No.15197211

>>15197196
>alcoholic beverage that's impossible to get drunk off of
pure devilry

>> No.15197220

>>15182136
White rum.
Awful by itself, and when mixed it imparts a flavor of cough syrup.

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>>15197099
Its pretty enjoyable, especially if youre outside in a nice area

>> No.15197343

>>15197005
Are you okay?

Remember to check in on your friends anons, they might be drinking wild irish rose

>> No.15197378

>>15197320
Great now I want a negroni

>> No.15198074

>>15197378
Im making a Campari soda right now actually. You should go get some Campari, I would be making a Negroni but the only alcohol I have right now is Campari, absinthe & beer

>> No.15198089

>>15182507
Jagermeister is great wtf

>> No.15198152

>>15182212

Pinot blanc form the local vineyard

>> No.15198180

>>15184893
Patrician. Drink this shit in Cabo every time I'm there

>> No.15198322

>>15194723
This.

>> No.15198327

>>15194939
>all scotch tastes like grass
>calling anybody else a tastelet
Lmfao get outta here turbofag

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>>15183553
>>15188793
Wtf reeeeee aniselets gtfo

Cola ouzo is the nectar of the gods

>> No.15198354

>>15189826
Based and makropilled

>> No.15198385

>>15196768
Ah ffs that stuff is gross, just like Bacardi Oakheart or whatever it's called. It's plain undrinkable, it even succeeds in ruining a rum and coke. It tastes like an old man's anus

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/thread

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>>15182156
Yep. Full of fusels, tasting bad is one thing, PAIN is another. Jimmy doesn't even taste bad it's just fucking poison.

>> No.15198536

>>15192943
pfft, i'm not defending patron either buddy. but jose is dirty asswipe garbage in a burning heap of more firy shit. tastes like metal and chemical food coloring. patron at least tastes like shitty vodka.

>> No.15198701

>>15198401
This is a solid 7/10 bourbon. Maybe to a young palette, the ABV might be harsh, but you adapt to that and the flavor is fine.

>> No.15198953

>>15188607
I had a friend in college who could take this stuff to the face like you wouldn't believe. I've never watched something with such a mixture of fascination and disgust.

>> No.15199078

>>15188607
>>15198953
There's literally nothing wrong with $10 handles of vodka. That's the only appropriately priced vodka on the market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCrKjZrg-eA

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i love rye and have no problem with it being bottled in bond but goddamn this might be the worst whiskeys i've ever had.

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This stuff, Cape Verdean Grogue is the absolute worse.

>> No.15201162

>>15198408
>anime
ignored

>> No.15201180

>>15189312
It was a fad like 5 years ago. No one cares about it now, gramps.

>> No.15201211

>>15198074
I was thinking on buying aperol for this weekend, been a while since I have some and it's been so damn hot these days I can use a cold aperitif

>> No.15201212

>>15182136
White claw

>> No.15201218

>>15182205
Shit grade bourbon is better than 99% of the whiskeys on the market

>> No.15201219

>>15182493
I tried it. Not that bad. Seems like there’s just a meme about how terrible it is but it tastes like most apertifs

>> No.15201228

>>15182738
Mexican beer is the best cheap beer for hot weather. Used to live in AZ and had retarded friends drinking bourbon barrel aged imperial stouts in 115 degree heat. That’s just not right.

>> No.15201488

>>15183815
this
I worked at one for a single day before I decided to get training for a real job. fucking loser.
>>15187406
based
>>15189903
cope

>> No.15202171

>>15182136
proto fireball

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15202350

>>15189279
>>15190432
>nog
Boyos is this any good for nog? First time trying and making it and I've bought the top shelf French one. Any idea if this is good?

>> No.15202383

>>15202350
that's a really nice rum, but it is a touch herbal/grassy
you typically want a jamaican rum for the drier, but frutier profile since you're already adding sugar to the nog

>> No.15202418

>>15202383
Didn't have any Jamaican over there. There was some neat looking one from some Latin American country and another from Guinea or something.
Noted to look for Jamaican ones next year. This one just seemed the fanciest.

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>>15194000
I don’t think they make Bacardi 151 anymore.

Pic related was even worse than Captain Morgan or Bacardi. First time I had it at a friend’s it was all right (probably cause I was stoned then as well). I bought a bottle and had some at home, only then noticed the strong molasses taste.

>> No.15202831

Can't be said enough how disgusting Fireball is. I'm convinced it has antifreeze in it.

>> No.15202881

>>15182136
Mad Dog 20/20

>> No.15202890

>>15188621
/Thread

>> No.15202901

>>15182143
That's like saying all rock music is bad.
There are plenty of good bottles out there.

Simply saying you hate Scotch as a whole shows you haven't tried more than the most popular 2.

That's like hating on all beer because you don't like Budweiser

>> No.15202917

>>15202516
it's from India anon, what do you expect?
works well in eggnog though

>> No.15202970

>>15202917
Only Bothered to look at country of origin when I had the second foul tasting. Wasn’t surprised; liquor store owner owners a cheap Pajeet.
Not buying a second bottle just to try in eggnog. Once was enough.

>> No.15203038

Polish border beer

>> No.15203265

>>15196819
Oh yeah, they call that happy water where I went. I was such a douche when I had too much of it lmao

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>>15182136
Nobody here has had military special?

>> No.15204906

>>15182734
Not the worst taste per se, but it makes your throat and tongue reek of shit stained carpet. Good thing it gets you buzzed quick.

>> No.15204924

>>15188621
85% tap water, 10% alcohol, 5% Kool Aid right here.

>> No.15205117

>>15188621
I once saw a guy at a party pop two Xanax and chug half of one of these. Never saw him again.

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>>15182184
You gotta be 18 to post on 4channel

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>>15182136
I got a bottle of this stuff on my trip to Bangkok.
It's got the fresh cane juice funk like with rhum agricole but it's a bajillion times worse, it's almost impossible to drink it straight. I still keep the bottle for sentimental reasons but I'll probably never finish it.

>> No.15205188

>>15201211
Go for it, I’m making a Campari soda tonight, probably going to get the rest of the ingredients for a Negroni thus weekend

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and normies think this shit is top shelf vodka.

>> No.15205786

>>15191476
I get this but clear. It’s not too horrible and costs like $7

>> No.15205813

>>15183550
kill yourself you fucking poofter

>> No.15205815

>>15185074
kys

>> No.15205820

>>15190060
>Southern Comfort with cream soda
jesus fucking christ

>> No.15205871

>>15198401
I use this to make vanilla extract with after someone gifted me some whole vanilla beans

>> No.15206776

>>15205871
Does it come out good? Why not use regular vodka instead?

>> No.15206823

>>15188607
>>15186305
I still drink skol when I binge because Publix sells 2/$4 half pints. Yes skol is for alcoholics but they keep it right up front by the counter so there must be plenty of us...

In college we called any plastic handle vodka "holocaust vodka" because when you woke up you felt like you survived the holocaust (which didn't happen)

>> No.15207376

>>15206823
B b b a ba ba bab abab babba basedddd

>> No.15207786

>>15182156
Filtered

>> No.15207885

>>15182493
Tastes like fuckin pesticide. At best mix it with pineapple juice to make it drinkable.

>> No.15207909

>>15194257
That's cuz you can never go wrong with Modelo, tastes better than the other regular light lagers while not getting too crazy into craft beer price or bitterness. When in doubt go with Modelo.

>> No.15207915

>>15192943
Bad bait

>> No.15207925

>>15187388
My nigga. The only Jap whisky that tastes like bourbon.

>> No.15208033
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My Chinese roommate hyped this shit up like it's only used for special occasions and he got pissed at me when I said it tasted like a barn.

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>>15201128
Any liquor that says 'Aguardiente' and has a picture of sugarcane on the bottle is bum liquor as far as I've seen.

>> No.15208086

>>15198401
Underage detected.