/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>forgot to break the spaghetti in half

>>15180637
>forgot to say grace before eating

>poured the pasta water down the sink

>>15180637
>forgot to add the pasta

>>15180637
Yall stupids

>pot with water ready
>forget to buy a stove

>pot with water on stove
>forgot to pay gas bill

man adding salt to the water is a waste desu, the majority of it dissolves into the water so you have to use way more than if you just seasoned it after. have had to use way less salt this way and im happy

>forgot to add oil to the pasta water

>puts water, salt and pasta on stove
>forgets the pot

>>15180832
bro I hope you're joking

>make carbonara
>forgot the peas

>pasta forgets you

>>15180852
no

>>15180637
>not salting the water after you strain the cooked pasta

>forgot to wash the pasta after cooking

>>15181076
please kill yourself anon

>>15180850
>puts water, salt and pasta on stove
>remembers the pot
>forgets that he's in the movie Tenet
>pasta comes out of his mouth and onto his fork

>boil pasta
>forget to pour olive oil (this is so the pasta doesn't stick together)

>Ravioli breaks apart in the water
>Scraps of its wreckage get stuck to strainer.

>>15180652
Why would you do that

>>15181582
So it doesn’t clump up. Also makes serving easier.

>forget to buy pasta
>drink boiled saltwater for dinner

How much salt is an anchovy equivalent to? I don't want to oversalt.

>>15181582
In case you don't have pasta shears.

>cook the pasta
>forgot to buy the spaghetti sauce

>>15181637
just fine with butter and parmesan

>>15181630
Koreans use designated pasta scissors, and no one has any problem. Do the same for Italian intellectual property, suddenly you are in violation of EU law and get sent a cease and desist letter.

>>15181637
nothing a bit of 'naise can't fix

>steal water and pasta from local grocer
>forgot I am homeless

does anyone else put their pasta water in their israeli sodastream and make fizzy past water?

>>15181652
How do you steal water? You are made of water. Something like 90%. You are just a sack of water that for some stupid reason decided to climb out of the ocean eons ago. You can't steal yourself. But you can try.

>>15181637
>buy
you motherfucker

>put pasta and water in microwave
>forget to put lid on top
>microwave flooded with gross pasta water

>>15181735
>didn't unscrew the lid
>microwave exploded with ragu sauce bomb

>cooked and ate pasta
>added oil to the empty pot in the sink to try and save the dish

>>15180757
Kek

>>15181648
Koreans trying to pretend they made this life-changing invention up and not the surly Welsh man. It's a massive lie.
Have been to Korean restaurants all my life and they only ever use the scissors for bbq meats. You'll never see any eating noodles with them.

>>15181735
>microwaving water

>Cook pasta
>Forget I cooked the pasta
>Cook pasta
>Forget I cooked the pasta
>Cook pasta
>Forget I cooked the pasta
>Cook pasta
>Forget I cooked the pasta

>>15182730
I used to microwave my cup of ramen in the, er, microwave. Now I have cancer.

>>15180841
It does literally nothing though.

>>15181678
water futures trading just began in CA

>>15180706
>that girl in pic
does she have a Casca-like, tomboyish, soft on the outside hard on the inside, love hate relationship with a main protagonist male I can vaguely affiliate with?
Or is she too snarky and hardheaded? I don't like the ones that take the dark skin tomboy beyond the extreme.

>>15180832
>salt to the water is a waste

you can regain the salt If you let it boiling until all the water is gone. BAM! infinite salt.

>forgot to let meat temper to room temperature

>>15185617
FREEZE! FBI!! YOU'RE COMING WITH US!!!

>>15181630
Thats fuckin smart, ill try it next time i eat sketti

>>15181630
There are countless pasta shapes that taste the same as spaghetti. Why bother with the inconvenience of eating spaghetti?

>>15181687
Why am i laughing at this

>>15184377
No she doesnt. She a mentally scarred former terrorsist who watched her parents die in a bombing when she was a kid. She's soft on the outside (when the situation requires) and hard on the inside. But most of the time she's just hard. Show itself is OK.

>gf brapps when eating pizza in bed
>pizza tastes 10 times better.

>put water in a pot
>add pasta to the pot before it's boiling

>>15180637
>didn't put enough salt

>>15180637
>Also not putting pepper and red pepper flakes in the water when you boil it.
You are a defective person and you need to wonder why you are still existing.

>>15180637
>Add water, salt, and butter to saucepan
>Pour in rice
>Turn on burner

>>15180850
>covered myself in oil instead of my new cast iron pan

>>15180637
>Boil pasta perfectly
>Salt pasta perfectly
>Season sauce perfectly
>Accidentally cook angel hair instead of spaghetti

>>15181630
I just use my teeth for this purpose

>Cook fresh pasta
>Missed the al dente point by 0.0001 seconds

>making bolognese
>forgot the tomato paste

>sit down with a perfect steak dinner i made for myself
>the memory of her telling me she loves me comes into my head

>>15181063
>Fuck you Jonesy, fuck you Riley, give your nuts a tug

Also I need to let you know that guy is calling you a retard because the salt isn't to taste, it's to assist in the boiling process

>>15180850
bro... wtf bro?

>>15190720
>Having dinner with new love
>Tells you she loves you
>You say it back but inside you wish you were saying it to your ex
I love this girl, but I don't think I'll ever feel as strongly for another, as I felt for the other, and if she came back to me, I'd probably leave this girl who by all rights is perfect for me.

>>15180637
>make Chilli con carne
>forget to ruin it with beans

>>15180637
>tfw didn't add enough salt
Every fucking time

>put pasta, salt and oil into boiling water

>ran out of salt, use sugar instead

>>15191078
are you me?
>ex for 5 years now
>we left on good terms and have agreed to reevaluate everything by March
>both of us are seeing new people
>same situation. New girl is a good match for me, but my heart won't let go of ex.
>I would get back together with my ex but I'm honoring our condition.
>I am afraid of the new girl falling for me and being hurt.
>it's fucked up and I know it.

>>15190519
just let it sit in the colander for a bit and it hardens back up

>forgot to salt my eggs

>>15181648
Came here to mention this too...ive seen Asians at this local place that does noodle dishes where they have scissors, but the noodles are long as fuck so it makes sense. You'd can't just bite them off it's a big shared hot pot style thing.

>Forgot to place my salted cock in the boiling water
Haha oh no damnit not again lol

>>15191692
>forgot to eat ALL the eggs

>>15191078
I fucking feel that.

>>15181602
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