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>sauté onion
>"OMG ANON YOU'RE SO GOOD AT COOKING IT SMELLS SO GOOD"

>> No.15160789
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wtf is a saute

>> No.15160795

>>15160789
this movie is utter cringe

>> No.15160798

>>15160771
It's not what you're cooking. It's that they thought so low of a dumb frogposter like you that they're amazed you're capable even the most basic non-microwave task.

>> No.15160821

Onions smell great when in the pan but yeah its not a skill plus you posted a frog so downvote

>> No.15160824
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>>15160798
janny got me bans but he aint got no fans

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>>15160771
>Start boiling kraft mac and cheese noodles
>Dad comes into the the kitchen saying that whatever I'm making smells amazing
>Asks me what spices I'm using

>> No.15160843

>>15160834
I would hate to be white

>> No.15160851

>>15160843
Small price to pay compared to a money hungry crime ridden jiggerboo

>> No.15161191

>>15160834
>>15160843
Rare example of "bland whypeepo food" meme that's funny

>> No.15161469

>>15160771
why the fuck would you saute soi

>> No.15161482

The ultimate combo is onions, garlic, and butter.

>> No.15161495

>>15160843
I would hate for you to be white too.

>> No.15161559

>>15160771
>sautee jalapeños for some salsa at a family gathering
>they all complain and act like I pepper-sprayed them

>> No.15161573

>>15161482
yer makin my mouth wata

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>>15160795
The sequel was better

>> No.15161605
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>>15160771
>go home for holidays
>fry an egg for breakfast
>"WOW anon it's soo neat to see you cooking lots of great smells coming from in here so cool"
Do my parents think I fast for months at a time when I don't see them?

>> No.15161899

>>15161605
>>15160771
Can't you losers just take a compliment

>> No.15162014

>>15161899
I want compliments for real achievements and not basic stuff.

>> No.15162018

>>15160789
You probably don't understand it. It felt like it was speaking directly to me.

>> No.15162025

>>15160843
It's pretty easy in life. We don't get busted by the popo as much.

>> No.15162162

>>15162014
>I want compliments for real achievements
But you haven't done any

>> No.15162174

>>15160789
it's a type of UFO