/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How shit was your childhood that you choose to use a fucking anonymous imageboard as a substitute for social interaction? How lonely are you that you need random nobodies who are just as pathetic as you to give you some sort of synthetic validation?

Kill yourself, OP. Do it fast, and don't even fucking bother us with some attentionwhore livestream.

Also, if your shithole backwater country still has the Double Down, go for it. You literally have nothing to live for and are a disgusting stain on the face of this planet.

>>15141229
Delicious chicken. Their gravy is great. I normally have their original recipe chicken and some how wings with a side of mash potato and gravy.

Maybe get a zinger burger for later. Enjoy OP. It's good chicken.

>>15141231
How sad are you that you feel the need to post something like that. You're an absolute twat.

>>15141231
>a fucking anonymous imageboard as a substitute for social interaction?
That's what this is. That's always been what this is.
When I was trying to sleep on the shitty cot at Asunaro during job training six years ago, I thought I could leave this place behind.
Turns out it's just easier to interact with people this way. I don't talk to my friends the same way.
Don't act like you aren't here to interact either, buddy.

I hope op enjoys his chicken.

>>15141229
get the chicken, the fries, and the mash if it comes with potato. ignore the rest.

>>15141229
food poisoning

>>15141231
Cranky because you won't get KFC today, huh?

>>15141229
idk if the picture is yours, but if you are brazilian, stay away from the mashed potatos and go into the whole experience with a grain of salt, the restaurant itself is very trashy compared to the original US version. good luck

>>15141330
Yeah. Porto Alegre.

What's wrong with the mash?

>>15141229

>that menu
I'm not associating with sub """"humans"""" like you.

>>15141229
Its awful in the US. It may be better in portuguese land

>>15141229
>>15141229
Get a big colesaw

>>15141229
absolutely disgusting food.

>>15141231

Holy cringe!

>>15141229
>What should I expect?
Buncha brown people, possibly hep, or maybe aids and if real lucky a mugging or even a rape.

>>15141231
I could ask you the same thing, bitchtits.

>KFC replaced potato wedges with fries

Who thought this was a good idea?

>>15141231
It’s weird that you do the exact same thing he does tho. It’s all a cry for help. You’re all a bunch of loser faggots. If you’d interact like this out loud you wouldn’t need to post this. Just walk to people in a five guys or Best Buy and ask them about their favorite kfc meal

>>15141231
Based! Wait, no. Cringe! Wait...no. Based!

So, it was a pretty good experience.

The chicken was very good, particularly the dark meat. Crispy and not at all oily. I did, however, found it to be slightly salty.

The sauces are given in small cups which are filled by the employees. 2 of them are mayo based. BBQ and Honey Mustard are very good.

They don't offer coleslaw. Instead, just a salad made from cabbage, lettuce and shredded carrots. No mayo. They give Italian dressing sachets (those, too, I found too salty)

I didn't get the mashed potatoes because they offer no gravy. The fries were unremarkable.

They give you disposable plastic gloves to eat the chicken with, which I thought was a great touch, because you get to hold the chicken while not getting your hands greasy or covering your food in your hand germs.

Plastic cutlery was sturdy.

>>15141229
To be baffled by the menu

>>15143391
McD Fries >>> KFC Fries
Which country are you in that you never had KFC before? Or was it that KFC was available in your city but for some reason you didn't have it over the years?

>>15143487
>Which country are you in that you never had KFC before?
Brazil.
>Or was it that KFC was available in your city but for some reason you didn't have it over the years?
They started to operate a short while ago. Where I live there are only 2 stores inside shopping malls.

>>15143391
what? the mashed potatoes come with gravy.

>>15141229
diarrhea

>>15143391
That's looks like you got the crispy chicken rather than the original. Both are good OP. Glad you enjoyed it. Next time check if the mash comes with gravy. It normally does.

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>>15141258
>Delicious chicken.
It's been two decades since KFC had decent chicken. Now it is just overcooked breading saturated in oil

>>15141231
>>15141237
anon, I...

>>15141229
Disappointment. I was on a fried chicken kick a few months back so I got fast food fried chicken every day for like 2 weeks at all sorts of different places. KFC was the worst by a mile. Not to be too /pol/ but chicken joints tend to be staffed almost entirely by blacks and the service is dogshit. I went to KFC 3 times between 2 different locations, and my order was completely wrong every single time. Popeye's is pretty good, they at least get the order correct, but they are slow as fuck. Bojangles is the king of fried chicken here in the mid-atlantic. Bojangles also has the best breakfast biscuits too. Their lunch/dinner sandwiches and boneless chicken is mediocre to bad though, so pass on that.

>>15141231
Thanks for the laugh anon

>>15141229
Do they have the double down chicken sandwich? Those fuckers were addicting, then they just vanished.

KFC has beans???

>>15141229
the shits

>>15141231
>9 (you)s
Good job, have another one

Beans have gone too far.

>>15145064
They do down here.

>>15141976
>>15141989
>>15143376
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>>15145243
What was deleted?

>>15141229
Get the chicken pot pie.

What the hell happened in this thread

>>15147298
>>15147426
someone posted CP

>>15147298
>>15147426
>>15147438
It was some edgelord making fun of op for posting here, ignoring the fact that he was also posting here. There was no cp.

Get some uma delicia

>>15147298
>>15147426
Get 4chan X. It'll auto load archived posts for you.

>>15147474
>Get 4chan X.
I've had that installed, but when Moot makes changes to 4chinz, it takes a while for the kikes at 4chanX to update their script and the Web site becomes almost unusable. So, I uninstalled it and just free-ball it.

>>15147474
I used to care enough about 4chan to get 4chanx.

>>15147499
>when Moot makes changes to 4chinz
Anon, I...

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>>15141229
Também nunca comi KFC, anão. Recentemente abriu uma no shopping aqui perto e estou curioso pra ir.

>>15141330
Damn I'm brazilian too and was about to try KFC out. Guess I'll just forget about it

>>15141229
covid-19

>>15147593
>>15147700
Fucking hell, he's on /ck/, too? You'd think being on HIV meds would slow him down a bit.

>>15147474
Imagine paying money to shit post.

>>15147859
When you already pay with your soul and your precious time lol

>>15147708
O frango em si é muitos bom, Anão, principalmente coxa e sobrecoxa.

>>15141229
niggers

>>15148201
what did he mean by this?

>>15148150
O que não é bom?

>>15147298
Some loser got called out for being a whiny faggot and couldn't handle it. The joke, of course, is that we're all losers. Not all of us are whiny faggots though.

>>15148501
Os molhos à base de maionese e as saladas. Mas não experimentei o arroz, feijão e purê para falar deles.

expect sloppa

>>15147298
>>15149074
Actually, I got a moderator warning. I forgot that we're not allowed to do high-effort shitposting these days. I must have lost 4chan karma for not properly tagging my post with /s.
/s

>>15149852
God forbid you put in any effort when shitposting. Nope, nowadays the only acceptable shitposting is spamming catchphrases like "ok chud" or "made for bbc" or the endless "cope-seethe-dilate" cycle.

>>15143391
Boa, filhão. Na próxima pede os sanduíches.

>>15141229
Crack vials in the back lot.

>>15141229
Diarrhea?

>>15141229
>mfw grew up with a KFC with a buffet
Oh yes boys. It was nice

>>15149876
Cope.

>>15151747
The fuck is that pic? Disgusting

>>15151791
It's Peter b parker

>>15147593
Sam??

>>15144682
Excuse me, but what the fuck does that cartoon mean

>>15151860
Heathcliff likes gravy, so he has a helmet for it. He has one for ham, too.
He might have one for garbage.

>>15151860
They probably dropped some gravy on his head, so he's prepared for it.