/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15128021
Thai crab paste bucatini with egg ribbons

Scrambled egg sandwich on buttered white bread. If you're extra good, I'll even put some pre-shredded Mexican style cheese on it.

A delicious quarter pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries and an ice cold coke zero!

>>15128021
I've got some perogies in the freezer if you want some I guess

>>15128021
Pb (crunchy!) n banana oatmeal with a teaspoon of honey

>>15128021
Bread sandwhich

>>15128021
I hate that faggot in the middle like you wouldn't believe

I am sick. If I manage to keep down this grilled cheese it will be my first solids in two weeks. I reckon you guys can have at least one of the halves, though.
No, it's not the rona.

>>15128144
You fucking eat it all!
What happened to you?

>>15128288
It does seem to be staying down.
Not sure what I have but it's obviously a stomach bug of some sort.
Called work and asked if we've had any norovirus cases lately but we haven't, and that almost never lasts two weeks anyway.
Can't believe I'm wasting precious days of the stew season on this crap.

>>15128021

>>15128398
Get well soon, anon.
It's zwieback time for you.

>>15128021
A rag on a stick.

>>15128021
Pineapple-banana and marshmallow Macaroni salad

>>15128526
>no diced cheddar
I'm afraid we are going to vote you off the island.

>>15128537
It was worth a shot

>>15128021

>>15128021
for you three? why it's the McChicken.

I'm making chicken tenderloins, lightly fried, with a honey sweetened Dijon mustard sauce.

>>15128021
The stylist for this show should be fired immediately.
Also, chuck steak.

>>15128144
What you are describing is almost exactly what I experienced when I had a salmonella infection.
Do you shit blood as well?

3 guys that don't know how to cook

Bowl of authentic Puerto Rican grass fed oat flakes aged a day for flavor, topped with rustic dried Sicilian grapes, drenched with day old ultra pasteurized Indian bovine sucrose lactate. My chef sama.

>>15128021
some onions to wash away all that soy from your body

>>15128021
The juiciest dish of all, an apology.

On behalf of white people everywhere, and on behalf of this board especially, I'd like to unreservedly apologise for my people's absolute domination of slavery for 600 years.

I'm sorry. We're sorry. Never again.

Some sick dance moves

>>15128021
What the fuck is the fat guy in the middles problem

>>15128398
You drank too much didn't you

>>15128420
Mmm wodzionka

>>15128021
a boiled potato in tomato soup with garnished with black pepper and little boy spit

>>15129479
/fa/? Is that you?

We done chili different 'ere, chief.

>>15128021
fresh cum (homemade)

>>15132089

>>15129488
Not blood, no. Pretty much just water.
It's getting a little better now. You're not wrong about the symptoms matching, though.
Don't know how I would have caught it since I cook all my own food and am very particular about hygiene out of habits from work.
If things get worse again I'll be sure to be tested for salmonella.

>>15130593
Where do you think we are? How dare yo suggest I can't hold my liquor?

>>15128021
My shit on a plate.

>>15131828
not him but I noticed this immediately too, Gordon is the only one who doesn't look like shit.
Guy on the right too fat for his suit and wearing joggers
Middle looks like an absolute clown, nipples protruding -- very very disrespectful.

>>15128021
> Hello chef master friends. Today we will cook cornflakes.

>>15132138
Modern males can't dress for shit.
It's not like I'm fashionable either, but I think I could at least find some nice black shoes if I had to be on the teevee.
What's really sad is that these people were very possibly dressed by others who pretend to be experts.

>>15132147
I feel like Gordon said "I'm not going on looking like a donkey, get that stuff out of here I'm wearing what I've already got on"

Cum

>>15128144
>two weeks
Dude see a doctor and make sure your pancreas isnt exploding

>>15128144
You should probably get tested now, two weeks is absurdly long. Even my most violently ill near hospitalized experience lasted about a day of no solids and limited solids a couple days after

>>15132196
Not sure what he's got but when I had Glandular Fever it came with a side symptom of tonsilitis and I couldn't eat solids for weeks

>>15132185
>>15132196
You're probably right. I just kinda hate doctors.
If I'm not a lot better tomorrow I'll make a call.

>>15128021
CUM