/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Its a Jewish conspiracy like everything else.

>>15119485
Ur mum

Huh?

Bless your hearts.

>>15119485
How much would you pay for that?

>>15119509
$5

>>15119509
$28

>>15119485
I've had better meals in prison

>>15119522
kek

>>15119522
holy shit: a classical meal, deconstructed? Why, I'd pay 25 american dollars for such an experience

bbq is kind of dumb to me, it's full of these nonsense traditions "just because"
for example being served with shitty white bread, just because! served on paper just because! being locked into an eternal impotent argument about regional sauces just because!

>>15119522
Brooklyn keeps proving how ahead of the curve it is. Thank god I am paying an exorbitant amount of money to be around the most cultured people in the world so I can constantly shit on every single fly over fascist.

>>15119821
You realize that everything you mentioned is subject to massive amounts of variation, right? I don't think I've ever eaten at a barbecue restaurant that served on paper. Shitty white bread is actually pretty bad with bbq because it lacks the structure to stand up to the sauces and grease from the meat. And the whole sauce thing isn't actually that important; people have preferences but only spergs will turn away good barbecue because it doesn't have their preferred sauce.

>>15119843
if your ribs aint slathered with horse cum then I aint hungry

Totally worth paying 30 bucks to get stabbed and shoved onto the subway tracks for 3 pieces of brisket and a pickle.

>>15119821
None of that is true except for individual establishments having their own traditions, but even then its not "just because". Most were passed down recipes and techniques from family and friends, and it's unlikely that they're being passed down by Alton fuckin Brown or something, so of course there will be some nonsense in there, but generally a longstanding pit will have some good food anyway so whats even the issue?

>>15119843
>I don't think I've ever eaten at a barbecue restaurant that served on paper
I have, many times

>>15119949
The meat and sauce is what's usually proprietary
I do get tired of the same old cheap Sisco pickles, coleslaw and potato salad that comes from a bucket.
There is a point to be made that a lot of bbq places just make low effort mass produced slop

>>15119949
This. Of course there's room to question traditions, but at the same time, a good barbecue place is making good barbecue. There's definitely some justification for sticking to tradition if places are making a great product.

It's like how In-N-Out always makes their burgers the same way. Could they be improved by changing some things? Maybe. But would it be the classic In-N-Out way? No, it wouldn't. And the classic In-N-Out burger is a wonderful burger that has stood the test of time. If you wanna beat In-N-Out burger, don't try to reform it from within, go start your own burger joint and show em what's what.

>>15119966
why eat at THAT bbq place then

>>15119485
Why do Americans drink out of jars?

>>15119836
This but unironically

>>15120189
Because Europeans drink out of jars.
Americans who aren't trying to be European drink out of nice glasses or plastic cups.

>>15120223
>Because Europeans drink out of jars
We don't.

>>15120238
Yes you do.

>>15119485
Aussie here. Is that from the menu for little tackers mate?

>>15119522
fucking kek

Born and Raised Brooklynfag here

People opening up these restaurants or creating these recipes are just hipster faggots that move in from the south with their parents money and knowledge of bumblefuck, Alabama cooking. And craft beer, they always have to incorporate craft beer some fucking how. There's literally a brewery and bar inside of a defunct shipping garage now.

Juat stay the fuck out. We can't even remember what Brooklyn culture was, which I'll admit isn't thatuch better before.

>>15119843
>>15119949
that aint real dang bbq I tell ya waht

>>15120345
Imagine being a nigger infused brooklyn subhuman and still manage to reject your shortcomings on the South. Fucking pathetic. Hope you get mugged and killed

>>15119485
it actually looks like this ya liar

>>15120345
>property prices rise
>stabbings plummet
the absolute nerve of hipsters

>>15119509
$14.88

>>15119522
That's way to many chips.

>>15119509
Probably around three thitty

>>15122068
You could put a crumb of each on a spoon and have a much more refined experience imo

>>15122169
So stealing that presentation.

>>15119509
It's in NYC so $40. $50 with plate

>>15119966
>I do get tired of the same old cheap Sisco pickles, coleslaw and potato salad that comes from a bucket.
I've legitimately never had bbq at a place that used premade slaw or potato salad. Where are you from that this is enough of a thing to notice?

Is that Hometown in Red Hook? RH is pretty comfy tbqh

>>15122060
Would you rather get stabbed or live in a hipster faggot infested place?

>>15123058
Stabbed. I'd rather a man be a man than a weasel.

this is what they gave to poor people during the depression

>>15120277
No, we don't. Drinking out of jars is an American thing and only people who are obsessed with Americans do that.