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how the FUCK do europeans eat this shit. Ate a jar yesterday and now I cant stay off the fucking toilet

>> No.15114026

they use bidets

>> No.15114030

>>15114023
>ate a jar

Well, there's your problem.

>> No.15114033

>>15114023
>ate a jar
yank moment

>> No.15114051
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>> No.15114071

Why does /ck/ get shits from everything?
Taco bell? Shits
Indian food? Shits
Dairy? Shits
Spicy food? Shits
Fucking Nutella? Shits

Anything that isn't white rice and boiled chicken gives you gigasoys the fucking shits

>> No.15114285

>>15114023
>eating a jar in one sitting
Do Americans really ?

>> No.15114292

>>15114023
>Ate a jar
>americans...

>> No.15114317

>>15114071
>white rice and boiled chicken
Ate some of that the other day and im still on the pot

>> No.15114323

>>15114071
Tummy hurts bros

>> No.15114324

>>15114023
you are suppose to spread it on something
do you eat a jar of peanut butter or jelly in one sitting?

>> No.15114326

>>15114071
>why does a giant gob of palm oil give people shits?

>> No.15114329

>>15114317
>bowelets
lmao careful you don't eat too much pepper you will end up on the toilet for 2 weeks

>> No.15114351

>>15114023
Pls tell me that's a bait

>> No.15114359

>>15114351
no americans really are this retarded

>> No.15114365

>>15114071
inferior genes and weak stomaches

>> No.15114372

>>15114071
/ck/ has broken down small layers on its stomach lining due to overindulgance in things like oils, strong spices, sugars, caffeine, alcohol, etc...
to the point where whenever they eat anything, their body just considers that its under attack

>> No.15114566

Nutella is 20% palm oil so if you eat a 400 gram jar that's 80 grams of palm oil. Eating that much fat in 1 sitting fucks ur shitshoot up

>> No.15114586

>Europeans fall for two-month old repost bait
The /int/ colonization is this board brings in almost as many idiots as the YouTube drama

>> No.15114589

>>15114023
>eating nu-nutella with palmoil
lmao
also
>eating a jar
lmfaoo do americans really?

>> No.15114598

>>15114033
can we talk about how all the
>what you got for your kitchen
>how to prepare this dish
>post what you cooked today
threads mysteriously dissapear when its night in europe and get replaced with
>whats your favorite fast food item
>burgerking vs wendys
>favorite instant ramen
threads?

>> No.15114614

>>15114598
>/ck/ is filled with 90% american fat fucks who don't cook anything
yes this is well known

>> No.15114619

>>15114071
For me it's coffee shits.
Yes, those are the good kind.
Good morning, my lovely morning coffee shit.

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>>15114372

>> No.15115252

>>15114071
I stopped eating dairy and a lot of my shits problems instantly went away.
I've noticed really spicy and stuff with a ton of fat/oil still upset me though

>> No.15115298

>>15114359
>>15114351
I can fuck your entire family

>> No.15115317
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>>15115298
>runs away from your scooter

>> No.15115329

>>15114619
Yeah, that's most people tho. It's the fact that it's a warm liquid that makes u wanna poop. Promotes digestion and loosens things up.

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>>15114372
I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>> No.15115332

>>15114023
>Eating entire sandwiches of this shit
Do Europeans really?

>> No.15115357

>>15115331
nice blogpost faggot

>> No.15115376

>>15115357
depart, newfiend

>> No.15115397

>>15114023
I sometimes make crepes and spead some nutella on them. I also try not to eat the whole jar in one sitting, retarded fatass.

>> No.15115405

>>15115376
nice retort faggot

>> No.15115406

>>15115376
depart urself from mortality newfaggot

>> No.15116071

>>15114023
Nigga you're not supposed to eat the whole jar at once you retard

>> No.15116091

>>15114023
Your body wants to empty your digestive system so there's room for more Nutella.

>> No.15116102

>>15114023
>Ate a jar yesterday
Stupid mutt.

>> No.15116138

>>15114051
What is this? I want it.

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>>15115317

>> No.15116695

>>15116138
Nutella swirl banana bread

>> No.15116752

>>15114023
Slices of frozen banana