/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Rump? Slow cook, usually.

>>15110382
lick your upper lip and tell us.

>>15110382
It has a nice earthy aroma and taste

>>15110382
>airbrushes cellulite away

rub your finger on your asshole for a minute then taste your finger, thats what ass tastes like.

>>15110390
Slow cock

>>15110417
In my experience girl butthole is much nicer smelling and flavored

>>15110417
Eating ass is actually a great way to introduce gut microflora into your own microbiome. This can include anything from lactobacilli, which aid in digestion, and intestinal worms, which aid in weight loss.

>>15110382
It needs to brine in sweat for at least six hours, where it begins to take on quite a pungent, succulent, savory flavor and aroma.

>>15110435
Will eating my ass cure my Asian GF's lactose intolerance?

>>15110382
gross, her ass is way too wide, like a cow's ass
women should learn to eat less so they can be attractive, like pic related

A bit of an earthy, nutty flavor...delicious

>>15110469
That's a child, anon. Delete that folder before the police look through your computer.

>>15110462
It very well could. Now I'm no doctor nor am I a trained medical professional nor do i have a clean bill of mental health nor do i have any education nor do i consider myself a person you should ever take any form of advice from but i can say there's absolutely no harm in trying and nothing could possibly go wrong

Except for bacterial infection and possible death. I would actually recommend not doing that.

>>15110493
>any woman who isn't morbidly obese must be a child
Cope harder, then eat less

>>15110382
I only really go down on my girlfriend right after she showers so it tastes like as if you licked your arm after a shower - with only the faintest hint of toots

>>15110469

My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. Please eat and become full I whisper, I need my treats.

>>15110516
You are missing out on certain essential nutrients Anonymous.