/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15050385
>putting this much weight on internet shit
LMAOing at ur lyfe

>>15050385
Don't say kino. You're not in high school anymore son, you don't need to follow trends. I think it would be a nice gesture if you apologise to us.

White guy here. Let me tell you about sriracha since I've had some experience with it recently. It's a ridiculously spicy Chinese hot sauce made from a highly guarded ancient secret recipe, very hard to find in the US. In fact, I had to specially request it from the wise old Chinese woman behind the counter at this obscure little hole-in-the-wall Asian food store. Normally she probably wouldn't sell it to your average white dude, but luckily she's taken a bit of a liking to me since I'm well versed with Asian food and culture after having studied anime for many years. But be warned, it is STUPID hot, over 9000 on the scoville scale if I had to guess. I tried a spoonful of it plain once. Worst mistake of my freakin life. I immediately started dry heaving and basically spent the next 2 hours crying like a baby while my wife and her son brought me glasses of ice water and wet towels to cool me down. We actually considered going to the emergency room since my tongue was burning so mental. Well, let's just say sriracha made me its bitch that day. Be freakin warned.

Nutella. Though that shit was reddit and still is. It's not terrible but it's not the god tier food those fags make it out to be.

>>15050393
No he's right they made t-shirts with this sauce on them

Cringey af

>>15050424
>a highly guarded ancient secret recipe

It's just cocktail sauce with alot of horseradish

>>15050385

>>15050441
Plebbit is dominated by fat women

>>15050385
We used to have this at school to put on our lunches. Tastes like cheap shitty sause. I litterally thought it was some knock off brand for something cause it tastes so artificial.
I was very shocked to learn after like 3 years that people love this shit.

>>15050385
My uncle used to have this sauce at his house and I would always put it on my fried fish and chicken tendies when I visited as a kid. Then it blew up and a bunch of soibois started liking it and now it's associated in my mind with Reddit and not happy childhood memories.

>>15050744
You sound pathetic

>>15050758
>You sound pathetic

>>15050385

you put it on everything when you first discover it then you get burnt out and it starts tasting as cheap and lame as it really is. enjoy the honeymoon phase anon.

>>15050767
Yeah that’s me. Stop being so pathetic

>>15050774
This.

>>15050385
I like that when I put it in a burrito it is thick enough to not congregate at the bottom like other hot sauces or salsa.

>>15050385
Sriracha just tastes like garlic powder

It's not bad tho desu

>>15050385
Good on noodles. It was good on pretty much any dish from noodles and company

avocados are pretty overrated

Imagine avoiding food based on what website you perceive it to be associated with
Imagine letting the internet dictate what you eat because you are afraid of being associated with a certain group of retards on the internet

>>15050385
I didn't necessarily think kimchi was reddit, but I didn't imagine there was anything special about pickled cabbage. I now have rice with kimchi several times a week.

>>15050385
Its almost like reddit is a great source of information

>>15050385
'cha isnt reddit, but 'vark is.

>>15050385
I put this on my eggs every morning, it's good.

>>15050441
Try Gianduja uf you can get it.

>>15050385
too sweet. get some classic sambal sauce and thank me in the morning

I've never had avocado toast
will have to check it out one day to see what all the fuss is about

>>15051549
it's pretty good, but not my favourite. avocado toast is slightly less good than toast

>>15050385
that stuff just tastes like straight up garlic i had to get the black one because the garlic just overpowered the fucking spice somehow

>>15051559
and sugar anon. garlic and sugar.

>>15051570
what a fucking american condiment ahahahha

>>15051705
It's the würst, which is why I recommend >>15051505

>>15051708
gonna hit up the local bazar to see if i can find some then you better not dissapoint me

if your into more acidic hot sauces btw theres this sauce with piri piri peppers literally just called piri piri sauce and its great plus its insanely cheap where i am from

When I learned that redditors breath air I immediately stopped doing it, so fucking cringe.
You all should stop breathing as well.

>>15050396
nigger

>>15051902
ABC sambal is available globally from what I understand, but might be hard to find in random pockets. it's still a stewed chili paste with garlic, but not so sweet. if you go to a chinese dumperringh restaurant that serves "chili paste" it won't be anything like sriracha but it is basically indonesian sambal. sriracha is like hot garlicky ketchup and to me the flavour is just sickly

>>15051937
ah alright i live in denmark by the sea so it might be a hassle to get but i visit copenhagen alot for weed and they have a few good chink shops so itd try and get it there thanks

>>15050385
It's pretty good but I got bored of it pretty fast. Don't really know how I could use it in sauces since it's pretty overpowering tastewise. Doesn't seem like it would play nice with anything.

>>15052002
don't be a lightweight anon, if you like good food you'll find a way

>>15052050
damn if that isnt the truth

ill see to it brah

>>15050385
I absolutely cannot stand black people anymore. They're so entitled and violent, they burned my city down over 1 dead criminal.

>>15050793
>Yeah that’s me. Stop being so pathetic

Rice Cooker
InstantPot
Air Fryer
Le Creuset
All Clad

I have since tried and purchased all except an air fryer, I have three LC's with 2 more on the way, and a d3 and d5 All Clad, everything listed above is absolutely worth it and I'm convinced the people who are against it are either broke or have never tried them.

>muh Lodge I sanded down into a mirror derp

Fuck off.

>>15052285
Idunno anonfriend I used rice cookers for like 10 years and about a year ago when I was moving and all my shit was in storage 100mi away zI cooked rice the slow way in a non-stick pot and it was levels better than any of my rice cookers ever were.

I don't disagree with any of the other stuff, and I do think rice cookers make a good batch but it's nothing like the slow 40min rice you do on the stove

>>15050774
This