/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15048350
wow

>>15048435
wow

>>15048454

>>15048350
Ah yes, heat a piece of rubber so the plastic shit leeches into your food.

>>15048362
Based Featureman.

>>15048350
why couldnt I just use a cookie sheet?

>>15048350
should I buy one of those???

>>15048352
is that cream cheese? what the fuck is wrong with that butter?

>>15048489
why did they clean the waffle maker and then pretend to remove it with a fish turner?

>>15048502
Why is there a fat face attached to that thin body? She's smiling like she has some kind of syndrome

>>15048496
look at how spastic they are with that microplane

>tfw bulkan

>>15048362
Based Tom

Mexico has some of the most refined street cuisine.

>>15048539
Wa La!

>>15048511
that made my mouth water
why am i so fat?

>>15048539

>>15048352
>Butter bread
Dip in egg

>>15048539
That'll be 230$, white boy.

>>15048536
What is this?

>>15048551
How much cum did she swallow to get this job?

>>15048635
What the fuck? How does the coffee get through the bottom of the kettle?

>>15048599

>>15048635
How does he know exactly where the pipes are? how can he fill up the hot chocolate so quickly?

>>15048703
>no olive oil
dropped.

>>15048709
>Baby Bok Choi

So Pak choi?

>>15048514
Comments like this come from a lifetime of rejection by girls

>>15048740
Isnt the person in the webm a dude(male)?

>>15048435

i'd shovel that right back onto the plate and eat it then clean up the residual mess like a month later.

>>15048435
looks staged

>>15048514
>she

>>15048352
This is not French at all

>>15048362
>trembling old man hands
I'll assume it's a well intentioned, sweet guy. Poor man, trying his best.

>>15048567
This is the stupidest fucking thing.

>>15048632
I'm dumb but how is he not getting zapped?

>>15048651
>>15048691
I'm guess you've only had coffee from a machine, right? Well when you make it the old fashion way, the coffee rises out of the kettle when it's at the boiling point.

>>15048570
poor creatures

>>15048634
THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS JACK

>>15048576
>hawaiian grilled cheese
>canadian bacon
Just fuck my shit up

>>15048599
I'd open a shop next to him called express ice cream.

>>15048790
but anon, we're making shitty scripted asian gif tier clips

>>15048464
What I wouldn't give to rail ANY of those Disney Princess actresses in costume.

>>15048575
based sloppa slinger

>>15048362
what horror show is this?

>>15048350
What's the catch? That looks pretty fucking useful

>>15048595
>Watermelon
>On a wooden cutting board
Why

>>15048362
*stav announcer voice* Yes

>>15048486
Silicone is pretty heat resistant. Flat silicone mats are already a well-known replacement for parchment paper in the oven.

>>15048567
this could not have been a less satisfying cheese themed video

>paints cheese on drop by drop with the dumbest possible tool for the job
>still just looks like sloppa

JUST POUR IT ON IF YOU'VE ALREADY GONE THIS FAR

>>15048921

>>15048352
LOL

If the egg doesn't turn into custard, you FUCKED UP

>>15048510
Because these "life hack" channels thrive on making shit look as impossibly easy as they can. Keep that in mind; I designed this rhyme to explain in due time.

>>15048511
>nutella drizzle
Nice. Now I won't be able to appreciate the crunch nor the flavor of the oreos.

>>15048539
>>15048555
Art is dead

>>15048514
'she'

>>15048567
I'm fucking MAD
>clearly real cheddar on the borgar
>douses it in government cheese
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE AMERICAN "CHEESE"

>>15048869
You're just saying that because she's not white. You're not as slick as you think you are. Look at what happens in slaughterhouses and shit in wypipoland.

>>15049252

>>15049211
it's the youtube generation. everything has to be a fucking jump cut or their attention wanes. the worst jump cut bullshit I hate is when they cut out the dead sound between sentences to speed it up also because they can't even make a 2 minute video in a single take without stammering or falling over the script

>>15048651
>>15048691
Based retards.

That's hot sand. The cocoa is boiling over

>>15048551
I recall seeing a mini-documentary on her once, and they really wanted her to do a cooking show, but she was kinda meh about it. SO the only way she'd do it is if they let her do a "tablescape" feature at the end with cocktails. She was always more into decorating than cooking.

>>15048558
people always complaining but i find this shit hilarious its so absurd lmao, i love the fucking transition

>>15048653
olive garden 15 mins before closing

>>15048551
it's called meatloaf why don't you use a loaf pan

>>15048854
probably wearing rubber sole shoes

>>15048350
but why? These exist.

>>15048619
chinks fucking love kfc.

>>15049356
they do
they eat it for christmas

>>15048599
How devilish.

>>15049365

>>15049356
It's a totally different restaurant over there, racist.

>>15048570
she is very cute but she takes so much pleasure in... frying(?) these dudes

>>15048518
Holy crap. My cholesterol level went up 30 points just from watching that. I'd still eat it tho

>>15048493
no

>>15049274
Admirable.

>>15048522

Tom, everything was fine until you added raisins. what the fuck is that?

>>15048539
>just throw shit on the table
>that last guy
fucking lamo

>>15049446
Hahahahahaha.

Yeah, why dob't you turn it off before you show yourself to be the most fragile simian on the block.

>>15048496
>one tablespoon honey
what kind of spoons is this guy using? thats a lot more than 1

>>15049637
Looks right to me.

>>15049646
Sandra Lee is every alcoholics spirit animal. Also every whores. What a woman.

>>15049241

pouring cheese and salsa and sour creme over just the middle rather than lengthwise. why?

>>15048570
the thing that pisses me off most is the fucking chin filter
why do chinks do this ?

>>15048651
pipes under the sand

>>15049446

what a pathetic faggot.

>>15049498

I goo'd

>>15048502
need a name for research

>This code is valid for 2 minutes
???

>>15048523
Source? wtf even is this?

>>15048595

>>15049835
What in the fuck? Is this a joke? A Google wine condom?

>>15048489
Jannie's breakfast

>>15049835
I don't understand what it is; but I hate it.

>>15049835
is it a phone case that holds a wine bottle? the fuck?

>>15049857

>>15049898
>>15049890
>>15049845
It's an interactive wine centerpiece.

>>15049923
white people is crazy

>>15048350
Post ja/ck/

>>15049936
Enjoy being poor.

>>15049923
"Smart" technology is a fucking joke.

>>15049943
second this

>>15049923
>>15049946
the VCs who put money in this should be hanged

>>15049973
Replace zucchini with bread and I'd eat it

>>15049349
That one looked easier to clean though.

>>15049923
>>15049835
>>15049946
I hope corona killed all these retarded fucking startups and their products

>>15050058
People are spending more time at home now, so there is an even higher demand for them now.

>>15049530
He loves raisins, he adds them to most things.

>>15049952

>>15048511
>three layers of drizzle
why

>>15050102
zoomers ruin everything that is good

>>15050067
is this a fucking joke? almost as bad as the press juice meme

>>15049952
conduction fags btfo

>>15050126
huh?

>>15048653
I'd never marry a fat black woman. Im just not fucking man enough. Its not even the lack of physical attraction. Sure thats a part of it, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

>>15048599
very entertaining dude

>>15049601
how long do gimmicky restaurants usually last?

>>15048551
you can tell by the way she handles the meat that she never cooks

>>15049403
>cute
She looks horrendous specially with that face filter

>>15049946
This is a tiny step towards Back to the Future's, "rehydrate please" instant pizza oven (and presumably other instant dehydrated foods).

It is a very dumb step, but a step none the less.

>>15048603
absolutely 0 need to make this a video

>>15050265

>>15049403
>moves her arm in front of her face
>chin goes from V shape to big ass moon face
>cute
Learn about face filters, idiot.

>>15049774
those persimmons look fucking perfect

>>15049244
On the contrary, art is the imagistic expression of the constituent instincts and complexes activated in the artist themselves via the contemporary collective unconscious of a culture.

When you see some lunatic shoving cans of baked beans up their asshole and screaming into a toilet made from frozen human turds while several dozen iphones capture every frame in UHD, or a woman painting an abstract piece using only her period blood, you can rest assured that these are true artists; for the mental landscape of these people is horrifying beyond comprehension. Only the language of dream may truly apprehend these terrors.

>>15049946
>Get time for living room yoga
>Get time for conquering laundry
>Get time for more bedtime stories
>Get time for tackling math homework
>Get time for a good glass of wine
>We're Tovala, a meal service for insanely busy people. We've reinvented home cooking to save you time.

What a fucking awful company

>>15048595
nachos! Flanders style!

>>15048362
>hello food fans

>>15048518
Every time I see this one I think it was probably tasty after it was assembled at the beginning, and then when they keep adding more and more stuff it no longer seems appatizing at all.

>>15050334
Swing and a miss. You don't sound smart.

>>15050265
Gen Xers are allowed to lurk but not post. Sorry anon, you gotta go!

>>15048575
it's impressive he can huck it across a table without burning anyone

>>15048599
I'd kick his ass if he tried that shit on me

>>15049622
Because he wants views to his shitty eating channel, so pulls stupid stunts like this which is capable of being clipped into Mongolian basket weaving forum hot pot section

>>15048854
he's in parallel with the hotdog, but the dog being so high in sodium and so small has much less resistance than he does (at first at least), so the dog takes most of the load

>>15048523
Ah yes. The ancient mexican tradition of stacking a mountain of tops and sauces over corn chips snacks turning those into a wet mush. As a tacolander myself I'm not a big fan of those.

>>15048539
I assume that shit wouldn't fly in this new COVID infested world.

>>15048618
do white people really?

>>15050091
ill never understand whats up with old people and raisins

>>15048382
What an awful looking dish. So much stuff in the way of eating, fucking chicken bones and corn.
Give me sloppa shit any day before I touch that

>>15048703
>the footage is cut because the chip is not strong enough to scoop up that thick as fuck "guacamole"

>>15049952
How does he get out?

>>15048651
>>15048691
As the one anon said, but I shall repeat it more kindly.
The vessel contains the liquid, but you can't really see it well. The sand is superheated and the liquid inside boils up quickly, which is what you see happening. You might be familiar with how quickly milk rises in a pot when you heat it on a stove, think of it like that.

>>15049774
cute girls, but wtf unholy mix are they cooking?

>>15049835
wow, why do i hate everybody in this gif?

>>15049923
wtf does it do? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>15049923
is it just a lamp, a speaker, and has salt inside? wtf, why?

>>15049952
why is the egg mix completely white without the yellow part?

>>15050054
is the point of this whole plate just to make people angry? i don't get it otherwise if it isn't just shitposting in food form

>>15050067
why is everything a pod with these people?

>>15048570
why do the worms explode in white wine?

>>15051437
Americans ONLY care about convenience and nothing else--not health, not quality, not nuance.

>>15051441
It's probably salty xiaoxing wine

>>15051441
Looks like hot oil in a wine glass to me. There's hot steam coming out from the centipede once it gets past the exoskeleton I reckon.

>>15051616
wouldn't it be cold very fast or break the glass if it was oil? looks like cold wine to me

>>15048489
>""""Cooking Spray"""""
>Steel tool on teflon surface
Americans are fucking disgusting creatures

>>15048352
>metal tongs on pan
So I guess kitchen utensils are free on wherever she's from?

>>15048435
just built fucking different

>>15051140
>if i cant shovel it into my mouth without thinking i dont want to bother
do you at least chew your food?

>>15049726
we like big tits
they like pointy chins
different strokes

>>15049498
it annoys me that they did that on the carpet

>>15048536
how do they get out?

>>15048486
Umm, no sweaty, the food is above the plastic and any toxic shit will be pulled down by gravity.

>>15049164
For me it's using hot sauce instead of tomato sauce on pizza

>>15048362
god must protect featureman

>>15050754
i like how you can tell this is jack just from those stupid fucking utensils with the hollow handles

>>15048536
Why is this webm so long? It just shows the same shit over and over. And who the fuck cares about this egg separating factory in the first place.

>>15048536
i wish i was at the end of that machine, just slonking raw eggs

>>15048536
>imagine being the guy that just watches and removes bad eggs, 1 by 1, 24h a day, every day

>>15050857
Lmao found the manlet. Why are you so insecure little guy?

>>15048599
existence is suffering

>>15048489
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>15051854
>getting paid to do a piss easy job
>bad
You'll never making it in the public sector mate

>>15051437
California bugmen.

>live in the pods goy! Eat the bugs!

>>15048382
>doesnt eat food on the bone

literal child. does your mommy cut your crusts off too?

>>15048382
This is awful in so many ways.

>>15048536
This kills the sully

>>15048558
I want to marry her so bad bros :(

>>15048504
Never had real butter mate?

>>15048510
content farms make things look simple because their customers are "people who like watching videos that look satisfying", not "people who do the shit they see in videos".

>>15048536
do you think the yolk slide gets completely fucked if a yolk pops on there

>>15050726
That's because you're reading words on a screen, retard.

>>15052350
Says you!

>>15050102
where's sneed?

>>15050895
You can be the change we believe in.

>>15048567
>definition of "FUCK GO BACK!"

>>15052281
wtf is this shit

>>15052484
>Italian THANKSGIVING

>>15052525
but why? the italians never ate any indians

>>15048350
wait this thing lets you fry chicken in the oven?

>>15051411
>cute girls
Dude they're Asian and old as frick.

>>15049254
Tastes good.
Melts good.
Keeps yuropoors and abbos mad good.

>>15052568
cute as in endearing, not cute as in facefuck

>>15052535
Oh well...

>>15051731
It's a rug. You can wash them easily.

>>15048643
Sauce please

>>15048539
Imagine experiencing everything exciting in your life through the display viewfinder of your smartphone. I pity those people.

>>15052618
>viewfinder
Go to bed, Grandpa.

>>15051695
>lasts as master rank for under a day

>>15051860
kek

>>15052613
for me its marinara

>>15048539
>experienced the whole thing trough his screen

>>15051311
he frog jumps on the stove faster than it can burn him then front flips out and to get back in he does a cartwheel that looks like a horizontal 90 degree angle

>>15048790
Hasnt seen this mans keyboard

>>15050282
I don't understand how they can watermark someone else's movie

>>15051826
not to mention everything but the potatoes came from a can or a box

>>15052186
yeah I have, it's yellow. that stuff is white

>>15052337
I want to punch his sunglass wearing face in to a bloody pulp.

testing

>>15048691
its coffee not chocolate
and its just boiling over because of the heat from the hot sand, the liquid is already in the cup but in little quantity so you cant see it until it boils up

>>15049265
I dont know what shithole you live in but slaughterhouses are heavily regulated here and the animals have a quick death to preserve the quality of the meat

>>15052337
>wine that you open like a beer bottle
What?

>>15051826
its not jack, someone made that meal using only dollar store products

>>15048502
sauce me

>>15051620
its hot oil in probably tempered glass
also chinks arent very fond of safety

>>15048350
what is wrong with this?

>>15048511
Do american's really?

>>15048651
>>15048691
lol

>>15048791
thanks for clarifying that, Sherlock

>>15049498
just wring out her shorts into a cup please, thanks

>>15050964
>Everyone shares food, using their saliva ridden chopsticks
Sounds like a good way to transmit a disease.... oh wait

>>15053086
trapezoids > pyramids

>>15048791
no hes just a fucking idiot https://youtu.be/hSBqx3IGH4c

>>15048464
>That point when you realize you will always be an ugly nigger.

>>15049306
unironically making this tonight but with a gourd

>>15048569
looks kino

>>15053068
I've had wine with a bottle cap over the cork, though that does seem odd.

>>15053068
The maker knows that the consumer is gonna drink it all, do no need for a cork.

>>15049394
Even in the U.S. they love it.

>>15048511
do shartclaps unironically?

Does anyone else unironically love watching Jack's videos?

>>15048518
>bulking arterial plaque

>>15053129
Based

>>15048350
Do you think it really works or is just another rip off? Hmm I'm tempted to try it. Probably won't but I wonder.

>>15048489
WHY WOULD YOU CUT IT DOWN THE MIDDLE IF YOU ARE GOING TO FOLD IT OVER ANYWAYS?!@?!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15049034
Especially Nala.

>>15048551
>that ending shot
that looks fucking terrible what a fucking sloppa shit. still do her though

>>15049498
OOOOOOoooooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh I wish that was my head.

>>15051623
Don't you have a bread sandwich to eat fucking Euros Man

>>15048653
yakuza beast style america edition

>>15048558
Is she the one who insists on eating seafood when its still alive?

>>15048511
why do they always smash the fucking food in the camera

>>15053200
Nah staged as shit for the zoomers to go POGGERS

>>15048502
Sauce

>>15048796
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>>15053077
>>15054196
LunaRexx / LunaRex. MFC camgirl. A biological woman.
Also kys coomers.

>>15053591
I guess I mostly watch them to make fun of, though at one point with understanding how he's come to make a cooking channel his cooking related retardation was slightly less funny. Sure, his hubris is still amusing, but he's not always totally unreasonable.

>>15048618
based whites

>>15048863
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>>15053118
Based tourists

>>15048686
why not just call it "cauliflower salad" at this point?
where did the trend of those "ha ha, let's call it one thing, but that never is in the dish"-shit things come from?

>>15050282
how are they handling a piping hot pizza with their bare hands

>>15052569
>Tastes good
It tastes like fucking plastic
>Melts good
Melts differently, but not objectively better. I prefer how cheddar or mozzarella melt.

>>15052613
some pornhub commercial or something

>>15052314
>And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint