/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15039370
In my experience, Koreans taste like seaweed and mushrooms

I literally hate this stupid, animal-abusing, slant-pussied faggot now than anyone on this website.

>>15039370
There's a webm containment thread, dum dum.

those are japanese ghost crabs, i doubt you have them

>>15039370
Poaching is illegal unless your a native. You could probably cultural feign ignorance if you're a chink.

>>15039419
> eating cooked crabs is animal abuse

>>15039456
eh, no one really gets in trouble for poaching anything other than abalone. And even then its just a (kinda large) fine if you get caught, not like getting your hands and dick chopped off like they do to elephant poachers

Rip the shell of while they are live, clean out the gills and gunk, steam with old bay. Wa lah de da lah

>>15039419
how do whites survive without a tard wrangler?

>>15042073
Hi, Rabbi

>>15041612
>gaijin
OH NO! A DOG EATER CALLED SOMEONE A “GAIJIN”! HOW WILL WE RECOVER!?!?

>>15042073
> youre surprised a zoomer doesnt know what a bayleaf is
> youre surprised a female zoomer doesnt know what a bayleaf is
These retards were killing themselves because they couldnt go outside for a month, you really think theyre self-sufficient enough to learn how to cook?

>>15041612
You've never seen the videos of her eating live rodents, birds, octopus, etc?

>>15042073

>>15039370
>OOOO CHING CHONG THIS ONE'S VELY RIBERY *GOOOOOOOONNNGGGG* COME HERE
>AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANN-
*CRUNCH*
>*TEKA-TEKA TAN-TAN TAN TAAAAANNN* *GOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG*

>>15039370
Does she just puke it all out after every video?

>>15042883
no, she has a god tier metabolism

>>15041612
There are other videos where she's scrubbing live fish with salt and doing things like that. No real purpose to it, it's just to make the video more dramatic and for some reason YouTube says this isn't animal cruelty.

>>15042999
It brings them more ad money than some guy gutting cats, therefore it's not animal abuse.

>>15042794
kek

>>15042999

>>15042999
she gives them quick, painless, dignified deaths

if the crabs you're finding are similar in size & color-molt to the ones in your webm then they're probably dungeness crabs, which taste great and have a lot of meat on them.

there are tons of crabs that look similar but taste awful, though.

>>15042245
haha yeah, women are retarded haha

>>15041612
don't worry feminine males will be the first one to hit the rope
>>15042419
octopus is fine but rodents and birds are china level of eating

>>15042999
Banning gooks for practicing their culture is racism

>>15042883
nah she shits it out all over my face

>>15043206
Are you geeks still stuck on your "day of the rope" meme?

>>15042999
fish don't have feelings

>>15043145
>quick, painless, dignified deaths

Does she actually swallow any of it or just chew it up and spit it out off screen?

>>15044561
watch the full videos on youtube and you can see her swallow

>>15042999
>asian
>woman
Could post a video of her throwing a puppy in a river and theyd give her an award

I would beat so much guts

>>15039403

Their pussies taste like a light vinegar dressing though, pretty nice

yangnyeom gejang is actually delicious but leave it to the morally-superior Americans to deny themselves and others an amazing delicacy.

>>15044768
At least our president wasn't literally a slave to some femoid cult for half a decade.

>>15044819
your leader being literally owned by AIPAC isn't anything to brag about

>>15044901
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>15044293
What is she dunking those in?

>>15039370
>eat them whole with all the shit and guts still inside
why do people do this?

>>15045012
you're the kind of guy who leaves meat on his wings, aren't you?

>>15045090
gooks are gross

>>15039370
I seen a video of this chick eating a live octopus. It was trying to escape from her mouth but she was just chomping down on it. It was like a reverse tentacle rape.

>>15039370
She is cute but the rhinoplasty weirds me out

>>15045580
what rhinoplasty? she's never mentioned having had surgery

asians are absolute savages. I would like to try some of this shit too especially with the seafood. Maybe not raw though.

>>15044819
kek that shit is wild.. And the koreans act like they're morally superior even moreso it's just a bit different. Just look at their kpop groups for an example of that, they pride themselves on their popstars good moral standing.

>>15045630
The best kpop idols are the ones who aren't Korean.

>>15039370
These whole crabs taste like sand, chum, and shit.

>>15045003
it looks like acid, with the way it fizzes when they're put in. Or perhaps oil? OP we need an answer

>>15045611
South Korea has the most plastic surgeries per capita and her nose looks a bit off. Of course they're not going to make it a point to talk about it though, most people want you to think it's just how they naturally look.

Why are chinks completely inhuman? Has anyone thought about this really? The fact that these flat faces who only have a history of self-genociding and book burning for centuries until the West spoonfed them advanced concepts, are going to synthesize us and make our societies even more psychotic than now is all the justification you need to nuke them.

>>15045003
its extremely hot oil its just in that glass for theatrics

>>15039370
They eat the shells? WTF?

bump

>>15046954
you can eat the shells of small ones

>>15047590
>All those clearly fake expressions on her plastic face
Why do people watch this garbage

>>15047590
just because you can doesn't mean you should....

>>15047609
to jerk off

>>15047609
the "future" fucking sucks

>>15047590
She makes the mark wiens face but even more soulless and robotic

>>15047590
Does she like it or not?

>>15043206
Lel I guarantee you will be the first one up on the rope bud

>>15042199
Those are chinks you retard.

>>15043089
There's a difference between slaughtering an animal and fucking around with it while it's alive for YouTube footage.

>>15047981
yes, these are her faces of pleasure

Whenever these get posted, everyone pretends they can't see her struggling to contain her gag reflex.
...because they want to pretend like she's enjoying herself.
...so that they can feel justified saying "gooks are subhuman".

She's debasing herself. That's the draw.

>>15047958
It’ll get worse and then Christ will come

>>15048612
I always thought the draw to this stuff was that they are eating large quantities of subjectively high quality food.

>>15045003
>>15046200 see >>15046705
She is cooking them in close to boiling oil.
You can see her blow on one she just cook.

>>15044293
oh fuck no

>>15048612
you're right, she hates having to eat delicious lobster for a living

Yum YUM!

>>15043206
You realize octopuses ate much more intelligent than the other two right?

>>15049860
Pigs are smarter than dogs but that doesn't stop people from eating pork.

>>15039370
When will NK nuke these fucking gooks?

>>15039370
Gooks are subhumans

>>15044293
Why the fuck don't they just shut their mouths when chewing

>>15049844
that thing could decapitate a man

>>15049844
do u think that lobster has a pussy? like, could i fuck it in it's lobster pussy is what i'm asking.

I would kill her if we were alone on a street.

>>15045639
so much this

Can you please post the one with the giant octopus tentacle?

>>15052651
which one?

>>15052721
The first couple of seconds of that will do nicely, thanks.

>>15052856

>>15052721
Do Asians really?

This goes beyond mukbang. This is a fucking spectacle. Is she a chef? Where does she get all this exotic food and how does she know how to eat it.

>>15039370
Don't crabs carry a lot of dangerous parasites?

>>15039419
If karma is real and if what the hippies say are real, she's probably going to come back as something and eaten alive. So take solace in that.

>>15039370
Those are softshell, the crabs are melding and growing into a new shell. They're in season I believe the end of Spring to the beginning of Autumn. They're fucking delicious too.
If you have a hibachi takeout placeout nearby you you an probably find these fuckers on the appetizer menu.
>they're just crab meat but without shell so they're babies and easily farmed
>internet says frozen is bad, but cajun doesn't care.

>>15042999
>what is culture

>>15039419
>I literally hate this stupid, animal-abusing, slant-pussied faggot now than anyone on this website.