/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Bleu cheese gang

>>15027615
They're fatty/oily, full of protein, usually covered in sweet-salty-sour-spicy sauce. What's not to love?

>>15027615
How do people unironically like wings? They require so much fucking effort to eat

>>15027934
Bite, remove meat from bone, repeat until meatless. No worse than corn.

>>15027934
what? do you use knife and fork or something?

>>15027934
do you have a huge beard and mustache or something? what do you mean

>>15027941
for the drums sure, but the flats are a nightmare. Its far more effort than reward when it comes to eating those.

>>15027934
I assume this opinion comes from someone who eats shitty wings or just doesn't know how to eat them. Good wings have meat that falls right off the bone with ease. Drums are as easy taking a couple bites, or one big bite if you want to be a lardass. Flats require removing a bone and eating the meat off the remaining one, or you can put the whole thing in your mouth and pull all the meat off in one bite. Wings are super tender and you can eat everything but the bone, if yours are tough and chewy you made them wrong or got them from a dogshit place.

>>15027953
Separate meat from ulna, separate ulna from radius, separate meat from radius

>>15027934
>They require so much fucking effort to eat
Nah wings are easy to eat, boney fish or fruit with big seeds are too much effort

>>15027934
Please explain.

>>15027953
those are even more effortless, just take out the bones and you're left with boneless chicken

>>15027953
vid related https://youtu.be/BRcOY-PvOC8

>>15027934
It's primal

>>15027934
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>15027615
>>15027934
Wings are awful, any food you can't eat completely is a disgrace. Same with corn and ribs, too much effort for minimal reward.

>>15027953
Do you have parkinsons or something?

>>15028193
I disagree. I also recommend freezing the scraps, and saving them for soup.

Because they are delicious, buffalo and blue cheese dressing go so well together.

>>15027615
I'd eat them more if I could get them cheaper.

>>15027615
Because it is distinct from just spicy/pepper flavor, it has that buttery goodness, and it goes well with ranch or bleu cheese.

>>15028193
Once upon a time, Americans used corn cobs to wipe their asses, thus recycling the leftovers.

>>15028213
Yeah, you need wing bones for a good chicken stock anyways, minds as well enjoy the meat on them first

>>15027934
Just get boneless then

>>15027626
I like a 70/30 mix of ranch/bleu cheese. Is that good enough?

>>15027934
I am imagining a massive faggot that has to hold his wings in a paper towel with hand sanitizer and milk on standby.

>>15028397
Bonesless wings aren't wings and should not be allowed to be marketed as wings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0V-r9mHqpU

You're served wings with the tips attached. Do you eat them, or put them in the bone pile?

>>15027626

>mfw the Hooters girl serves me up a dozen spicy garlic wings with blue cheese and gives me a wink

>>15027934
they're fun

>>15028626
chew on them because they're packed with flavor

I've moved to buffalo thighs. More or less the same finished product at 1/4 of the cost. The lack of skin is a shame but you can give them a nice crust to get a similar texture.

>>15028702
uhhh
you know you can get thighs with the skin on right
don't tell me you also get them without bones too

>>15028710
Only the outer sides keep the skin. I forgot to mention that I carve them into strips and pan fry them for maximum surface area, throw the bone in too for flavor.

>>15027934
My favorite foods are the ones that take effort to eat. Eating should be an active task that a person is more or less fully engaged in. This is why I replace my distance glasses with readers while eating, as I want to be able to see the food in its full detail. Wings have such nice variance in taste and texture from one part to the next. American-style wings hit a good balance of being something you have to "work" at without being too much work, because of how the tips are removed and the meat is separated into flats and drums. With whole wings there's a lot more work involved in eating them.

>>15027934
I bet you eat while playing video games or watching TV. Stupid fucking Americans.

Any sauce recommendations you guys have for wings made at home?
I’m down for anything so long as it doesn’t burn my asshole too hard (I usually just use Frank’s Red Hot Buffalo sauce).

>>15028829
Legit it's just franks with butter melted into it.

If you aren't using butter its wrong.

To make it less spicy just use blue cheese dressing (homemade)

>>15027615
It always annoyed me when people said addicting instead of addictive. Addicting just sounds so fucking stupid and I've thought that since I was a child.

>>15027934
Fucking soi faggot piece of shit I hate your kind.

>>15028702
Buffalo thighs could be interesting we do drumsticks up like buffalo wings and they are great.

They're so good because they contain zero umami flavor profile.

WOT IF TURKEY WINGS? THEY WOULD EB LIEK REGULAR CHICKEN WINGS EXCEPT 5X THE SIZE. LIKE HOLY FUCK IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUCKING MEAT WOULD BE ON THSOE BITCHES. HOLY SHIT MY MOUTH IS WATERING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

>>15029305
Have a (You) on the house

>>15029305
Turkey wings should be used for making turkey stock for making turkey ramen

Don't @ me

>>15029322
I didn't actually get my (You). Who do I contact to rectify this?

>>15029346
moot

>>15027615
I like my wing dings dry and my bleu cheese and hot sauce on the side

>>15027615
orange juice makes me lose my self control, when i take a glug of it my body will want nothing else than more of it, i easily drink a bottle of it per day. it's so fucking expensive and unhealthy too.