/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15020233
Looks good, what are you having?

about a 1000 calories in a sitting, any more than that and I'm uncomfortable

>>15020233
when I was a teenager? an entire large pizza.
A whole pork or beef roast (and not gain an ounce).

Now? at 54
2 maybe 3 slices of pizza and I am stuffed.

>>15020233
My eyes are always bigger than my stomach, especially when I’m drunk. If I ordered that I’d eat maybe 3 tacos and have to purge after realizing how much of a fat fuck I am

i accidentally an entire pizza about once a week

>>15020233
There is almost no limit. I've eaten entire large pizzas and breadsticks uninhibited.

I used to be a fat fuck, I only lost the weight once I realized I just get full slowly, even if I was only a little hungry.

>>15020390
Getting full is a sign you're eating too much anyway. You're supposed to stop before you get full.

I ate 4 normal sized calzones once after running a marathon and then chugging water to expand my stomach. I also did an entire double loaded extra large pizza. those are by far the two biggest. today i figure 8-10 1/4lb hot dogs + buns would be about my max.

>>15020233
You know that pic of MovieBob tweeting about how that big order of Macca's food isn't that much for a average sized person?
Well I've eaten that before... That and then some...

I could probably polish off most of what's in your pic before giving up due to feeling like a bloated fat sack of sickly shit.
Like I'd say I'd be able to eat the corn chips, at least half the rice/whatever the stuff with the rice is and at least 2/3, maybe 3/4 of the tacos. But I don't think I'd even make it to the cupcakes in the back there.

>>15020233
Not a lot

>>15020442
You would eat the chips before eating the tacos? Are you insane?

>>15020233
Sent this to my gf she said she saw it on reddit. Anything you wanna tell us op?

Depends on the food.

I could probably eat an entire party box from taco bell with no issue, but I would have trouble scarfing down an entire pizza on my own. I would probably be able to eat about 6 of the tacos in OP's pic before I feel full. I'm a fatass in his early 30s.

>>15020457
I didn't necessarily mean that's the order I'd eat them in, just that as I'm eating this box out that I'd probably consume all the chips by the end of it.

>>15020485
Oh. Anyway, to answer your question, the thing that's not rice is refried beans. I find it to make great dip for the chips.

>>15020503
Did not even click that it's beans.
So I'd probably start with the chips, using them to dig into the rice and the beans, occasionally sprinkling some of the meat that's fallen out of the tacos on to them. At some point, probably around 1/3 of the way in or so, I'd then move to the tacos and then start alternating. One or two tacos, then some chips with rice and beans, then use a chip to spoon some beans onto a taco and eat the taco. Until I've eaten all the chips, a good chunk of the rice and beans and about half the tacos. Then I kick myself for eating so many of the chips, instead of the tacos and force a few more tacos into my mouth before giving up. Then at that point, I'd probably put what's left in the fridge, spend the rest of my night feeling fat and bloated, then get up the next morning and start picking at it slowly, until by around about midday-1pm I've finish the rest of it off.

>>15020233
>cupcakes and Coke too

fatass

the largest meal I ever consumed in one sitting was pretty big. its odd though, I can't consume huge amounts when high, I must be sober.

7 loaded potato grillers
7chipotle chicken grillers
6 beefy nacho grillers
2 medium stuffed crust pizza hut pizzas
40 boneless chicken wings
16 cans of Tab

another odd thing is I wasn't able to eat this when I was fatass 300lb lord, but instead devoured this meal after doing a 100 mile bike ride.

>>15020233
No idea, I don't gorge.

>>15020233
Maybe 2000 calories.

>>15020442
Stonie finished that meal in 9 minutes.

>>15020233
so many factors to take into consideration OP

>>15020233
Do Americans really?

>>15020233
I'm 6'0, 230lbs and I eat less than your average basic bitch in one sitting and it always surprises everyone. Fuck genetics, fuck them hard.

if I'm drunk, a lot and then I feel great shame

>>15020815
you have a genetic disease that keeps you from burning calories or what

>>15020233
I guess around 250g (0,55 punds) but then i am full, totally full. :D

>>15021006
Saw a pizza in the beginning of the thread and just had pizza and half went down, same with the gf, we are taking home the leftovers in a box for lunch tomorrow. :D

>>15021020
You went down on your girlfriend? Huh?

a portion the size of about two fists is about right

when i was a teen i ate two large crispy chicken sandwich meals from mcdonalds and two orders of spicy teriyaki all in a few hours playing vidya, but i could never put anything like that down now.

Probably 1.5-2 Little Caesars extra most best pepperoni pizzas. I've never eaten more than 1 in a sitting but I'm sure I could force it down.

>>15020233
That's way too many tacos. I'll take one of each, though.

god i want to see your stuffed and bloated bellies

>>15020377
Me too, although it's no accident

>>15020994
Nah man, I'm muscular and have a strong frame which surprises a lot of people when they see <120lbs girls eat twice more than I do.They always think it's because I don't like their food and they almost get upset...

>>15021365
You're not muscular

>>15020233
that whole thing in thirty minutes for free

>>15021262

As you wish.

>>15020233
4 large stuffed crust pizzas in 30 minutes.

I cry afterwards thinking about the bathroom visit.

>>15021434
nice beard

>>15021490

you should see the one on my balls, equally as gray.

>>15020233
I'm 6'1" 170 and I bet I could eat all the taco portion of that box.

>>15020791
how long you think Stonie could do OP pic? I bet under 12 minutes

Just gorge until I'm sick?

I once ate an entire gallon of ice cream and a six pack box of cinnamon brown sugar pop tarts. I didn't puke but I was so fucking close and I wanted to die for a while

>>15020233
After a particularly rough day, I would go to an asian takeout buffet and bring home 3 pounds of meat, and eat it in one sitting. No rice, no noodles, that's just filler.

>>15020233
Does it count as one 'sitting' if I buy a large pizza at lunch and just eat it through the day without ever standing up?

>>15020233
I'd eat probably a quarter of that but with all the chips.

>>15020233
one really large pizza i guess the maximum would be about 1500 calories.
(85kg)

>>15020233
On an empty stomach or when I'm hungry, probably 1k-1.2k. Anything more than that and I regret it.

>>15020472
>having a gf
anything you want to tell us, faggot?

>>15021434
Hot.

Depends on the food, I struggle to eat a 500 calorie peta but I can easily eat 30 pieces of nigiri.
The most i've ever eaten in 1 sitting was probably about 3000 calories; 7 mcchickens and a large shake. I was about 6'0 140 lbs at that time.

>>15020233
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating all that.

Last time I went to a bbq place in texas I ate about 3lbs of sausages, brisket, and pulled pork in about 2 hours.

>>15020233
Quite a bit, actually

>>15022020
based taco bell man
love your threads

>>15020233
about this much if I am pushing it.

>>15022020
Taco Bell? More like Taco Smell of your vinegary shits.

>>15021387
Can u even lift a 100lbs propane tank over your shoulder weakling? Do you have shoulders lol?

>>15020442

Jesus Christ. I didn't even see the cupcakes back there. You laser eyed fat motherfucker.

ITT: Why American Healthcare is so expensive.

>>15022358
Yep that confirms it I’m moving to Mexico I have already took Spanish lessons so I am ready to go there I can’t stay in this country any longer.

>>15022020
Don't you have a new one? I've seen this same picture a dozen times.

>>15020233
I've never had tacos like that or any kind of authentic tacos, and now with covid i'll never get the chance for awhile.

>>15023602
Huh? Just go and get takeout.

>>15023611
No, YOU go and get me takeout. And get me a LARGE fanta.

>>15020233
I can eat 2-3 peoples worth of pasta

>>15021434
I think part of what makes older people attractive is they stop caring, it's the opposite of vanity.

>>15023826
like give an example

>>15020377
I get two pan pizzas from domino’s every week and eat them both in one drunk and stoned sitting. I then fast for two days afterwards because I’m fat and think that will counter act the caloric intake.

>>15020233
I can't imagine having one of those tacos and honestly consider all that very good
Edible is about it
Tacos are not meant to be eaten half hour after being served
I'll regularly order tacos two by two after that again two by two with drinks after several tacos to boot

>>15023867
Is this a poem?

>>15020442
I always keep that tweet just in case

>>15024077
YUM!

>>15020233
yesterday all I ate was one 4oz ramekin of chili and one ramekin of mac and cheese and one corn stick bread

>>15020233
>>15025450
I could eat maybe a quarter of that on a good day

>>15025450
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay.

>>15020233
As I've gotten older, I cant eat as much at once. When I was in my late teens I could eat as much as your put in front of me, that diminished through my 20's. Now in my early 30's it's rare that I can finish an entire plate of anything. I always take leftovers home in a box when I dine out.

>>15020233
You know what, not to much usually however when ever i eat tacos, i can easy down 10-12 alone because i love how they taste. I am not a big guy, 187 at 76kg.

>>15020233
Half

>>15020233
From the pic you posted, the whole nachos tray and 5/6 tacos
One day about two years ago I ate a box of ravioli that was for 2 to 3 people because I thought it was too little, it wasn't i was kinda sick for two days but probably would do it again if I feel like it

>>15025789
I can't find the picture I wanted to respond to this post with.

>>15020233
I weighed myself before and after Thanksgiving dinner a few years ago. I ate 3.5 lbs of food.

>>15020442
how do you make it so far in life without ever seeing refried beans

>>15020233
About 4 slice of a large pizza. Yes, I'm a skelly

>>15025457
fuck covid. I went to walmart this morning for random bullshit and they weren't opened yet and I had to go home and walk the dog for an hour and fucking wait, then when I finally did go back there was a fucking rush for no reason. they only had a single register opened and when someone hopped on a second one they got on the one before it so everyone crowded the fucking line. they have like 12 registers what the fuck PICK LITERALLY ANY OTHER ONE. fucking alabama sucks shit people diaper chin and don't wear masks I want to fucking slap someone

Got this last night. Wanted use Uber eats promotion for 30% off any order over $20 so I made my order at least $20.

I got an extra large pepperoni pizza, a poutine, fries and onion rings. Ingot through the poutine, fries and onion rings, ate a bit of the pizza but saved most of it for later on.

I ate 3 whoppers and a pint of icecream in one day

>>15020472
you dont have a gf and you saw this on reddit. admit it.

>>15026373
australia

>>15026898
>A poutine and fries

Do canucks really?

>>15020233
When I was 8 I drank an entire gallon of milk in one sitting.
Then in my early 20s I once ate 2 suepr burritos from papa chanos
I'm 28 now and can only handle half a chipotle burrito

I can eat half of a regular jersey mikes sandwich. I have a super shrunken stomach so it takes me forever to eat anything, ill usually just eat small portions continuously.

>>15020367
>purge
Get help

>>15020243
this is from reddit

>>15028225
Hmm, curious. How would you know without browsing reddit? It seems you have been coaxed into a snafu.

>>15026848
I always wondered how many American football players are gay.

>>15020233
4lbs when I was in my teens. In my 20s I would eat an eight egg omelet with everything i could fit into it after PT every morning. In my 30s now, max is maybe 2lbs of food.

>>15020233
i've eaten two extra large hawaiian zas from papey j's before
my most recent record was 19 chick fil a #1s

I ate an 8x8 when I was like 14. I eat maybe one meal a day now so it was impressive for me.

>>15022081
That's pretty cute twinkanon

2 large pizzas and 2L of soda and about a liter of custard/yogurt/ice-cream/whatever desert

>>15028489
The most I ever ate there was a 3x3 with animal style fries. Now i typically only eat a 2x2 and usually plain fries.

>>15024077
literally any male could polish this off.

>>15024077
I'd be surprised at anyone who couldn't finish all of that in an hour and a half. I wouldn't want to, but I could easily do it. The only problem would be that I'm diabetic and would have a problem from all those carbohydrates afterward, especially if that's not diet soda.

>>15020233
A good portion. Have had days where I just eat 3 20-inch pizzas because the place by my work gives me any Pizzas i want for $4 a pop. Funnily enough I'm not actually fat but I damn sure eat like a fatass.
>>15024077
That's easy enough.

>>15029208
>>15029214
I thought I could at first but then I saw the drinks. I don't think I could drink four big drinks so quickly.

>>15021869
>6'0 140lbs
That you, skeletor?

>>15020736
is this you?

>>15029689
Looking at this picture all I can think is how good is our God

>>15020377
I do a lot of labor maintaining a building as opposed to a desk job and I do the same thing, maybe skip a week every so often. I'm 27, might not be able to keep doing it for much longer/

>>15023856
What is a 2 pan pizza

>>15029796
It's a pizza you cook in two pans.

>>15029603
At one point I was 6'0 118 lbs, I think that was my lowest weight. The sad part is that even at that weight I didn't have visible abs, which was my goal. I'm at probably 150-160 now and content but still insecure. Some people just aren't made to make it I guess

>>15020736
>16 cans of Tab
You could make a whole town with that many cans.

Two soft tacos (or one hard) and a medium Baja blast.

>>15020736
>Tab
This guy gets it.

>>15031557
I ain't got no soft tacos and a medium baja blast.

>>15020233
enough.

>>15024077
>>15020233
>How much food are you capable of eating in one sitting, on your own?
Not alot

>>15020396
>uncomfortable when hungry
>uncomfortable when full
pls help

I've slowed down a bit since I was a teenager. My limit is usually two double burgers, three large slices of pizza, or five tacos.

For a drink I usually just stick to water. Sometimes I'll have a beer.

About 17 bluegill

>>15020233
What is the brown shit covered in semen?

>>15031788
How do you not recognize beans?

>>15031788
Refried beans with cheese

>>15020309
old fuck

>>15020367
>purge
https://eatingdisorders..
com/articles/bulimia/get-help-for-bulimia

>>15022259
A musclar man wouldnt fuck over his schoulder with that non ergonomic movement.

>>15020233
HOLY FUCK DOES THAT LOOK GOOD! Where can I get that?

>>15020233
Had munchies after a joint with friends
>A whole family sized pack of chips
>Tube of oreo
>Half kg of ice cream
>2 ham cheese and mayo sandwiches
>2 packets of crackers
>Half a jar of nutella (500gr vase)
>3 cordon bleu
>1,5L of iced tea

>>15022020
What's the dead guy whiskey like? Dead guy ale is still my all time favourite beer..

I am capable of food.

>>15028427
My normie coworkers send me this shit, I upload it here so you don't have to go on that (((website)))

>>15020233
My limit is 2 medium pizzas from domino's, $5.99 each for 2. Usually drink a liter of diet coke with it to help digest, otherwise I'll throw up.

>>15034094
Flimsiest excuse I've ever seen.

>>15020233
A lot more then I would have thought. Back in the summer I decided to make weed butter and the instructions said to put the weed in the oven for a while first. The fumes filled the house and I got really tired so I went for a nap. When I woke up I ate everything and I mean fucking everything. I had to go grocery shopping the next day because I didn't have anything left. Never making weed butter again

>>15020233

As I teenager I recreate epic meal time meals and demolish them with relative ease. Personal best was 8 Double Quarter Pounders from McDonalds with 1 serve of fries & drink.

Now at 26, at absolute most a large pizza & garlic bread and that would do me for the entire day.

>>15020233
too much and I hate myself for not being able to stop most times.

>>15034712
actually after reading the thread jesus fucking christ i'm okay.

>>15034695
Did you use the gay bacon strips?

>>15034908
Nah, just did the whole fast food wrapped in bacon weaves & jack daniels crap. Couldn't stand the candy that they use for Gay bacon strips lol

>>15020233
All of the steak tacos are mine. Need some salt and pepper.

About this much

>>15020233
I can eat a whole pizza if I really wanted to.

>>15020233
Honestly I could finish everything in that picture after a 24h fast.

>>15023856
>>15020367
There’s a lot of people with eating disorders on this board.

>>15037978
You're surprised? Think about what kind of person you'd have to be to come to a food board. You'd have to see "eating food" as a hobby.

>>15037988
Food and cooking*

>>15037988
I guess. I don’t usually come here, but I’m here right now just to look at and fantasize about the food. I don’t have an eating disorder, either. I do think it’s kind of strange, yes.

>>15020233
I wouldn't waste my time with chips, beans and rice but I could easily eat one of those rows of tacos, preferably the beef row. I would have to make myself vomit after though

>>15020233
So I see carnitas and steak are on the left.
What's that on the right? Looks like fried chicken...

>>15038012
What we are learning is that the selfish people have the biggest voice, have the microphone, and have more time to be on sites like this so it is not a very good gauge to go by. Hence a spoiled brat always getting their way and being more vocal. People were afraid to speak ut because of ridicule by the ones that know them, and now they are more afraid of being silent and what that is causing to their future. So enjoy this, it is unheard of, it is a Dr. Seuss book come alive. It is pressure, and it is the only way to handle this kind of behavior you should read Alice Miller. Take care her mom beat the crap out of her and nothing in her filed of psychology helped her with that or any of her clients. She gave back her credentials, closed shop and interviewed by Germany. UK hired her after the interview to run a think tank there. In other words her thunking was so well, that others wanted her to hep their best thinkers think better. Take care.

>>15038096
Okay

>>15038043
Probably al pastor

>>15038143
Who are you, and why are you so important. Do you ever listen to yourself. My efforts are to share with others and inspire, your efforts are well I dont know what they are can you tell us all here. We all will stop what we are doing to listen. Yeah; right.

>>15020377
i do the entire pizza and the garlic bread. i’m young and work a labour job though

>>15020309
Get out of here boomer.

>>15039363
How is being young an excuse?

>>15020309
>54
>on 4chan
wot

>>15040392
Lots of boomers wandered in here because of that Q nonsense. You see them popping up on boards like this from time to time.

DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH

eat a large pepperoni za and 10 wings and will feel hungry 30 minutes later

do this multiple times a week but only eat once a day

>>15020233
I've had up to 1.2kg meat in single sittings. But I don't any other shit, so I guess, theoretically at least, I could fit in more. For my needs more than 350-600g depending on the cut or type of meat (product) is superfluous and turned into glucose which fucks me bc t1dm.

>>15020233
I ate a kg t-bone in a sitting at a restaurant.

With a mate one time we each had 1.25kg of different steaks and 3l of coke each.

On my own I managed 14 and a half slices of pizza, a garlic bread, 2 maxibons, and a 1.25l coke mixed with scotch.

Before you ask, I weigh 72kg, so no I’m not some mcfatty who rides around on a mobility scooter.

>>15020233
I used to regularly call up Domino's and get two medium pizzas, two pasta dishes, two orders of wings, an order of cheesy bread, and house it all byself in about three hours. Don't know if I'm still capable. 5'7 about 160lbs.

>>15040839
That's your current height? Why are you so small?

>>15020233
'bout half

>>15038000
>cooking

>>15023856
Holy shit I did this once or twice a week in college for a bit. Im not fat but goddamn did i feel bad. always did it when crossed as hell

>>15029208
No you fucking fat fuck we couldn't.
>6'0 175 lbs

>>15020233
my record is about 8lbs

>>15020309
fuck off boomer

>>15020309
Hope you're doing well oldtimer, don't let these youngins give you trouble

I once ate 5 burgers after I had huge hunger pangs after a day of not eating. I got full but I felt bad afterwards.

>>15021361
>>15039363
>>15029701
>>15023856
i accidentally an entire pot roast
wat do?

>>15020309
What he didn't tell you was that with those three slices you'll be up a couple of times that night with heartburn, swallowing that mouthful of stomach acid like crazy, just from the tomato in the sauce.

About to turn 50, right there with you oldbro.

>>15020233
Capable? I could eat a large pizza and go back for seconds. But I don't so that I can keep not dying.

>>15020309
It's ok old-timer. You do you famm

>>15020233
I could eat that entire thing right now, on top of the blizzard and burger I had earlier tonight.

>>15020233
One time during my cousin's party she rented a taco stand similar to pic related. I lost count but I never felt so full in my life

I’ve been doing 24/48 hr fasting for the past year. I was never a big eater before but I have come to learn it’s really about stretching that stomach out. Now I can comfortably eat what would normally be 2 or 3 servings (for example, a whole rice maker’s worth of rice, a whole bagged salad, a full 16oz steak, and some chocolate for a meal). This has been pretty effective for me because for my whole life I just constantly ate snacks, could barely finish a whole meal but I’d be back eating in an hour. Now I just eat like a regard for one hour and really appreciate my meal. And it’s nice to sit in that post meal stupor and digest with a cup of coffee like some old king in a storybook.

>>15044521
You ate ice cream BEFORE having a burger?

around 3-4 lbs is my limit. i can probably comfortablely eat two pounds, it gets painful after that.

usually in the form of meat+beans+rice or pizza

when i was younger i could eat more
i wish i could do hundred+ mile bicycle days and eat way more :(

how much does a typical 18in cheese pizza weigh?

>>15043435
>>15044791
How do people know how much their food weighs? I have never weighed my food.

>>15045109
>How do people know how much their food weighs? I have never weighed my food.
i used to scrap metal, so i would be able to pick up an object and tell you about how much it weighed

>>15043268
That's why I came here.
Little did I know it was just a fastfood review board.

>>15045214
Sometimes we get really fancy and talk about frozen pizzas.

>>15029229
>5 feet of pizza
That's a lot of pizza for one person

Ate a whole costco pepperoni pizza once.

>>15046029
>thinking one is impressive
My 5'3 frame can eat two anon, step it up

>>15020233
bout 3 medium pizzas, it wouldnt feel good tho

>>15046043
How many dicks can your hole take though?

>>15046064
None cause I ain't into gay shit. Step up your pizza game senpai

>>15046083
How are you so tiny and not into gay shit? It's not as if getting a woman is an option for you.

I'm pretty /fit/ but haven't bulked in over a year so not used to eating a lot, but I went to all you can eat sushi a few days ago.

I had probably close to 20 pieces of rolls, at least 15 nigiri, a dozen sashimi, few ozs. of ribs, 5 oz steak + mushrooms, 5 pieces of tempura, miso soup, a mango and a seaweed salad, some edamame, a couple dumplings, scoop of ice cream and some dense chocolate cake.

>>15020309
The funniest larp I've seen all month

>>15044365
What about this guy?

>>15020233
idk, half a medium/large pizza depending on how hungry i am

>>15021568
def under 12, all the tacos he can finish in a bit each and the chips go down easily, the hard part is the rice and beans.

>>15026151
that monkey looks like he would be fun to play video games with

>>15036351
what could dispose of a human body faster, Matt Stonie or Badlandschugs

>>15047165
That is dangerous.

>>15046112
Because I have a girlfriend?
>>15047165
Badlands

>>15045109
it was for a competition so I weighed in before and weighed in after

>>15020233
Around 4 tacos (must leave some room for beer).

>>15020233
honestly not much. im a grazer so ill eat lots over the course of the day but not much in one go

>>15020233
7 or 8 mcchickens, easily an entire little Caesar’s pizza, around 2 pounds of wings depending if their boneless or not.

>>15020736
make sense to me
a 100 mile bike ride is longer than Ironman bike rides. Probably burned easily 3k calories from that

If I'm allowed to get properly stoned first, I can easily do a couple taco bell crunchwrap boxes and a soft taco party pack.a baja blast freeze to wash it down and i'd probably be able to chase it all with some loaded grillers or quesaritos.

>>15031944
>>15039375
>>15040392
>be me, been here since I was an 18 or 19 year old buck
>34 now
>soon (now?) I will be called boomer and told to gtfo
Time is somethin else. It really does fucking accelerate as you get older. 12 to 22 felt like a century then 22 to 34 felt like about 6 years max.

>>15044365
I'm 28 and this happens, please help.

>>15020233
Where do I order this?

>>15038440
You are a robot.

>>15048593
>im 22

>>15028883
For me? It's a 3x3, lettuce and cheese only with ketchup on my fries. And a Dr. Pepper which somehow taste better than anywhere else I've gone.