/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15017184
Imagine deez nutz in ya mouf

>>15017184
redditors are so fat lmao

Look pretty good tho

>>15017184
Obviously it was for the husband, his wife, and their children.

>>15017199
redditors dont have kids moron, they have cats or dogs

>>15017184
I want to know what faggot decided little hamburgers are "sliders".

>>15017184
So much jealousy

>cheese
>onions
>sloppy beef
>wheat
how do Americans not go around shitting themselves all the time? The only other people in the world who have a cuisine i fear is also conducive to pants-shitting is Indian food, but we all know about that one.

>>15017184
Why is this garbage slop on 14k upvotes...

>>15017202
b a s e d

>>15017184
Sliders are mini-burgers, retard.

>>15017205
do you know that the average american uses 1 tp roll per day ?

>>15017261
who da f measures toilet paper rolls in teaspoons?

>>15017260
ho yes I do forgot mini in america is XL in the rest of the world! sorry fat fuck.

>>15017184
It all goes to our big America penises and our 6ft tall bodies stay mad mandicklet

>>15017203
'ers?

>>15017184
would smash

>>15017205
Why would that make you shit yourself? Maybe your digestive system is fucked.

>>15017264
Dangerously based retard

>>15017205
How are any of those foods conducive to liquid shits? Bread, meat, cheese and vegetables are literally the most normal foods ever

>>15017184
If only you knew how many calories I need just to break even and not lose weight.
Gigantism sucks man if your child has it to put them out of their misery I want to die fuck the swedes for there stupid ass Genes.

>>15017423
Hey, I put a photo of Andre through the AI Nude filter. Want to see a link?

>>15017205
not wheat you bumbling retard

>>15017264
bro xD lmao he said tp as in toilet paper, not tsp which is teaspons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>15017189
>>15017202
Both of these things are true (unless the baby is a mutt)

>>15017184
I could easily eat 2 of these and a third with some effort.

>>15017184
those are sliders my American obsessed friend, they are not very big. 2 or 3 would be a meal for a normal adult (from the looks of those).

OP here. Let me tell you of my daily routine. I wake up to the star spangled banner, pull back my American flag bed spread and get up. I change out of my liberty pajamas, and brush my teeth with American crest. As I pass my altar to America I place my right hand over my heart and say in a loud voice "I am proud to be an American". but my words ring hollow in my head because I'm not an American I'm a eurotard. I know that I will never have the freedom to do something like eating sliders because the french mafia prohibits different thought. I look in the mirror and see my reflection. I think of the sweet release of death but the nanny state I live in won't allow me to own anything sharp or even remotely deadly. some day I will be like the Americans... some day!

>>15017184
Why is this entire website obsessed with reddit?

>>15017459
I'd fuck the one on the right

>>15017562
because 4chan secretly wants to suck reddits dick but is too embarrassed to ask.

>>15017554
OP here. too long I didn't red.

>>15017575
Of course you didn't red. Only Commies are red