/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14997300
Yes, gravy does not have to resemble a bowl of mud.

>>14997303
I dont give a shit about your opinion on gravy. I'm asking why is american gravy white?

>>14997311
Its sausage gravy you illiterate retard

>>14997318
Sausages aren't cum. This is cum.

>>14997322
seven isnt white like this and you know that already.

>>14997318
And why would you make a gravy out of a sausage, sounds gross.

>>14997322
It's bechamel with sausage. You're probably a faggot if you look at bechamel and immediately think of cum.

>>14997331
Says the cum chugger. That explains it tho so thanks. Still retarded to call beschamel with sausage a gravy.

>>14997311
>>14997322
>>14997329
>>14997347
bongs upset that biscuits and gravy MOGS everything on a british breakfast

>>14997347
its gravy because it's made with sausage fat, you nonce

>>14997358
I'm Polish. Your biscuits with cum look disgusting and "gravy" doesn't mean what you think it means, idiot.

>>14997363
Gravy is not made out of fat, bitch.

>>14997369
>polish
that explains your penis obsession.

>>14997300
Another victim of "America envy" ends up homeless on the street. OP (known for his love of cock) had a complete nervous breakdown because of his constant obsession and thinking about America. "those bastards don't even have 20 types of mustard, how can they even live?" said OP saliva spewing everywhere in his blind rage. "just cause they went to the moon and make cheese that melts easily, they think they are so great" OP said, his eyes bulging in fury. Takeing a drag of his cheap british wine and great gaping bite of a baguette (he scrounged off the street). OP continued his tirade spitting wine and moldy gobbets of bread.

>>14997382
biscuit gravy is made out of sausage drippings.

>>14997300
>>14997311
because shit stain it's made with drippings from sausage which have no color. if you want brown (like your bull) then add some caramel coloring to it.

you have your answer now stop posting repeated threads about something that can easily be figured out by using google.

>>14997382
it most certainly fucking is vagina blood fart.

>>14997447
cope
>>14997448
cope

Where's your argument stupid fags, lmfao

>>14997311
biscuit gravy is white gravy made with sausage, ground beef, or bacon. It's a milk gravy so the milk is used in place of broth.

>>14997467
my argument is here >>14997462
you are the one with no argument you blathering red faced baboon. African booty fuck. Dog anal gland squeezer.

>>14997467
Because I literally can't be bothered to stoop to your level, you baiting third-worlder. Go suck a fart out of babcia's hairy ass.

Ok I got my answer, you can stop seething and fuck off.

OP here I'm sorry I'm really just jealous of all things American I mean fuck me you guys went to the MOON for god sakes.

one day I hope to be an American and I to can learn how to make biscuits and gravy.

>>14997382
give me 10 different gravy recipes that don't use fat

>>14997497
>he thinks the moon landing was real
Absolutely deluded

>>14997300
OP sits in front of the feeble light of his computer, his monitor from 1992 slowly fading. His keyboard covered in the crumbs of half eaten tendies. He can barely see the screen because of the flecks of spittle and food covering it from his past impotent rages. Just then a voice calls to him. "if you don't come up here now I'm throwing these vienna sausages out" (it's his mother). "Why won't she die?" he thinks to himself... but then who will clean his benis when it gets dirty. he sighs and tromps up the stairs from his basement. "coming mommy" he whimpers.

>>14997300
>bongs invented similar gravy but forget that
>bongs forget that it was their definition of biscuits that changed the most while the american definition is closer to the original.
>the most interesting part is the spicy sausages and bongs hate spices so much they once enslaved half the world to control the supply.

This food will always make them seethe but it will always be their own fault.

>>14997497
Attribute the internet to us, not Stanley Kubrick's Moon Landing.

>>14997300
Where's OP?

>>14997300
I'm American, and I never have cared much for any kind of gravy.

While we're on the subject of breakfast, I don't like extra butter on biscuits or pancakes, either.
Guess I'm just Wierd.

>>14997499
How about you shut the fuck up retard. You said gravy was made of fat, it never is, fat is never the main ingredient, fat is only used to make the roux and the main ingredient is always meat juices or broth/stock. If you replace meat juices or broth/stock with milk then that's not gravy but bechamel.

>>14997300
I wonder how different this thread would be if /ck turned the flags on like /pol/. I never touched biscuits and gravy until I was an adult because it didn't make sense to eat a carb with carb sauce, however, when I tried it for the first time I found it to be very good.

>>14997528
Newfag doesn't know how to use the quote feature

gotta lurkmore newfag

>>14997528
once upon a time OP had nothing else to do, so he got on his computer, and after figuring out how to use Internet explorer he went to 4chan. There he spent 30 seconds jerking it on /b/. called 20 people niggers and jews on /pol/, then he waddled over to /ck/ and killed a thread by posting pointless a rant about gravy. No one cared and they made fun of him, he went and cried to his mommy. She told him to man up and stop being a pussy so he an hero'd and nothing of value was lost. the end.

>>14997525
>I'm just Wierd
What does a robot need with food?

>>14997331
if its bechamel and sausage then why do you spastics call it gravy?

>>14997535
>no one cared
>13 posters
Also I'm having fun watching americans meltdown and defend themselves from percieved bongs even though I already said I was Polish. So obsessed lmfao.

>>14997561
>>13 posters
>someone cared
???

>>14997512
internet is credited to sir tim berners lee, an englishman

>>14997567
>15 posters

>>14997569
Last time I checked americans weren't so obsessed with the english. What happened?

>>14997528
adding the meat drippings to the recipe makes it a gravy, anon, sort of like if you were making a bechamel and added cheese it would be a mornay sauce.

>>14997575
>15 posters

>>14997590
Fat and juices are not the same lol you can't just call both "drippings" and call everything that has either a gravy. Gravy uses meat juices, broth or stock as the base, if the base is milk then that is not gravy. The type of fat you use to thicken the sauce doesn't change that.

>>14997610
Find me 10 bechamel recipes that say to use animal fat instead of butter specifically

>>14997621
Only if you suck ten shids out of my ass

>>14997627
if you were right, then it wouldn't be hard to prove me wrong
but instead of proving me wrong and winning the argument once and for all...

>>14997610
lol who the fuck cares

>eurocucks

>>14997633
How about you find 10 recipes that call gravy with butter in the roux a bechamel. Yeah its retarded and so are you.

>>14997653
nice one smart guy, you can't even keep your argument straight

What you MEANT to say was "10 bechamel recipes that use stock/meat juices"

try googling "Velouté"

>>14997684
Nah I said what I meant to say.

>>14997695
>I meant to sound like a dumbass
if you insist

>>14997702
Yeah cause I was making fun of your stupid ass lol

>>14997707
sure

>its an op is intentionally being an obtuse faggot for yous recipe.

>yuropean posting

>>14997300
It's bechamel sauce with sausage and black pepper, you ignorant slut.

if its gravy because its made with sausage drippings (even though you tend to take as much fat out when making gravy, you really only want the butter and whats left after skimming roast juices) then why the fuck do americans also call tomato sauce gravy?

>>14997552
>I notice a reply, and decide to read the rest of the thread past OP.

Yeah, I am regretting posting in here lol, see you gents later.

>>14997300
do yuros really?

>>14997300
Imagine being such a dick sucker you automatically think of cum every time you see something white.

>>14997555
sounds like a poorfag cope