/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14991122
>How fucked am I?
you're dead anon

>>14991122
you know there is a ton of food banks if you'r in america. call them if you don't have a car and ask if a church volunteer can drop off a box to you

Get some oats, eggs and canned veggies/Tuna pb&j sandwich meat and you will survive anon Jesus christ have you never been poor before

>>14991122
>he can't fast for at least 24 hours
how fat are you OP?

>>14991122
You will be fine. 24hrs is nothing at all.

Water is more important.
Coffee is a diuretic.
The ramen should be fine for a day.

Is this a joke? Are the responses in here jokes? It’s fucking 24 hours, how fat are you people?

>>14991122
Eat only one, don't eat the other unless the 24h have passed.

Learn to fast, you won't die.

Invest in a large egg carton and a bag of rice, that will keep you alive indefinitly as long as you eat 1 cup of cooked rice with an egg at least once a day, 2 if possible. When you can invest in some vegetables, the cheapest ones are always the best, eat plenty of leaves since those are cheap as fuck and will provide you with all the fiber you need to maintain a healthy intestine.

As a last resort, try to hunt or poach some animals, this can be tricky if you live in a city but not impossible if you know where to look, you can easily lay down some traps for them using shit you find in the garbage or in the ground innawoods.

Where do you live and what are your enviromental and conditions? Is there any parks or forested areas nearby? Any water sources in which fish are available?

>>14991122
do you have a backyard with weeds?
go fry up dandelions/cats ear see if you have any purslain growing, triangle leeks or dock weed.

Don't eat those. They're just pure carbs. They'll just make you hungrier. Just fast. It's not hard.

>>14991122
>24 hours
I'm a fat fuck on OMAD and just one of those would be enough to fill me up

>>14991152
Lmfao that whole process will probably take more than the 24 hours

>>14991122
You might survive, but the long term health impact will be devastating.

>>14991500
Oh the horror

>>14991122
Rule of 3
You can survive 3 min without air
3 hours without shelter
3 days without water
3 weeks without food
Try it.

eat shit, throw the noodles away

how many times do I have to come in these threads? we live in a first world country with millions of dollars of unclaimed benefits so no one has to ever worry about food.

Step 1. Go to your states ebt website
Step 2. Sign up, unless you're making over 2k a month you will for sure get benefits
Step 3. If you want it done fast call your county directly. They can print the cards in house
Step 4. Enjoy about 200 dollars a month in free groceries for whatever you want that's not hot

This isn't the fucking great depression, don't ruin your health with ramen noodles IT'S FREE FUCKING FOOD ON THE TABLE THAT YOU ALREADY PAY FOR IN TAXES

>>14991989
Did you just assume my nationality?

>>14991997
oh I didn't notice the shithole language on the ramen cup. nevermind

>>14991862
I think the shelter one can be negotiable. But other than that good to know anon.

>>14991234
Ikr, eat one in the morning and one in the evening. Drink plenty of water. People stranded in the wilderness go a week without food and bounce back in a few days

>>14991122
Order some pine apple pizza, don't pick it up. Go the dumpster after they close. No worker will take that shit home, pick off the pineapples and eat like a kang.

Honestly op you might not be able to make it out alive with just 2 instant ramens.
If I was you I would go to any fast food chain and wait till they dump all of their food out, that way you can get something good

>>14991182
Wouldn't being fat put him at an advantage? You need fat to fast else you're literally going to starve.

>>14991122
see it as an opportunity.
throw the ramen in the garbage and fast instead

>>14991122
fasting isn't that hard, retard. maybe you'll learn something.

>>14992473
Cracking idea, have you done this?!

>>14991533
lol

Human body can easily survive a month with only water so i think you will be ok

>>14991122
Sopa de macaco flavor. Yum

>>14991122
lol no food
all salt
drink lots of water those chink noodles are salt licks

Requieste In Patre

>>14991122
Are you Mexican? If you are you should have plenty of fat to sustain you

If you're fat, every time I see you I say "What a pig". Have some self-respect and personal hygiene.

>>14991862
>3 hours without shelter
ive been sitting on a park bench to get away from my cunt wife for like 5 hours
>mfw im a skellington

>>14991862
>3 weeks without food
Hah. Who made this, a skeleton?

>>14991122
Next check but potatoes root veggies and frizen veggies to go with your more ramen
Rip Anon

>>14995089
what do you need a father for? Are you a nigger?
If so, my heartfelt condolences

>>14995220
when did you realized she was a cunt?
she became or she always was
what changed?

>>14991122
i used to eat 1 cup a day fatty

>>14995220
Shelter in the form of clothes is shelter. Sit naked at night for 3 hours without clothing. Even in a nice temp area, being exosed like that makes you feel less than pleasant if you're not used to it.

>>14991122
I was in the same boat. Scrape some change together and start looking for deals. I scored a full size smoked sausage for $1.50 at Pick n Save today. Bottom shelf family sized frozen Salisbury steak is only $2.00 also. If you ration properly you'll make it through the week for under $5.