/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nvr had wigger food b4. Wats it like?

>>14980122

looks like pho

>>14980155
Never had it too, that's why I want to try

>>14980122
Why Asian people think soup is some sort of fancy food?

>>14980122
Hui is Russian for penis

>>14980122
Its just fucking noodles, water and little bits of meat. Fuck off.

For me, it's lamb polov.

>>14980122
No

>>14980185
You just don't know

>>14980450
>meat on a stick
wow

Hui cuisine looks like a comfortable balance between central asian cuisine and chinese cooking techniques
Its probably the most delicious and comfy on the planet, so most likely anon
>>14980185
>>14980482
>t. eats grilled cheese his mother makes him every day

>>14980502
what's wrong in my assertion that pic related is literally meat on a stick?
It might be grilled to perfection it still won't pass as cuisine but mere cooking.
Sorry to have triggered you into making wild assumption.

>>14980178
Because they don't.

>>14980532
Please explain to me how that isn't considered part of any cuisine. I'm particularly interested in hearing your logic.

>>14980578
it's meat on a stick it could come from anywhere, it's very basic cooking that bears no particular or refined cultural elements. It's the meat equivalent of cooking potatoes in embers or boiling an egg.

>>14980620
It's not just "meat on a stick." By that logic pasta and noodles aren't cuisine because they are just flour and water.
The meat is seasoned, marinated, cooked, prepared, and served in a unique way with unique side dishes.
Fuck you.
t. affiliated with a central asian cultural program

>>14980634
The picture you used is just that though.
I'm not saying grilled lamb isn't delicious but using that pic without context, like you know how is the meat prepared or with what type of sides it might be served, is like posting a picture of toasted bread.
Also I'd avoid the pasta comparison since they're a complex dish even by themselves. Like bread, simple ingredients but needs technique and tradition to bake. Unlike meat on a stick.

>>14980678
Anon that picture wasn't me. I'm this anon >>14980502
> using that pic without context
Out of context one can assume that, sure
But if you know the context you know that it is at least part of hui cuisine, be it unoriginal

>>14980122
>Is this bland soup with overcooked egg noodles the magnum dong of culinary
No, you stupid faggot.

>>14980634
>By that logic pasta and noodles aren't cuisine because they are just flour and water.
They aren't, they're staple foods that pretty much every major civilization in Europe and Asia developed.

>>14980122
Is that pic what they serve in the re-education camps?

>>14980122
Not sure about that, but I've liked what I've had.

>>14980726
>>14980678
Y'all, this is a very autistic argument. Shut up and post more pictures of food you like.

>>14980726
that pic was posted in an answer to another anon's comment that OP's pic was water, noodles and chunks of meat, ie lowest effort cuisine.
I found that answering to such a comment with an even lesser cooking effort was not the best idea.
Also the relation between OPs proclamation and provided visual argument are clearly weak and make him sound like a paid contributor to say the least.
I rest my case waiting for the delicious example of Chinese Muslim cuisine

>>14980155
>wigger food
no flavor, heavy on the mayo. Don't recommend.

>>14980122
Lanzhou Lamian is incredibly based.
Pulling silkthin noodles is way cooler than fucking baguettes lmao

>>14980450
>>14980482
arrosticini are better than this tbqh

>>14980769
The easiest way to convince you would be to have you try some. It's basically what it says it is - Muslim Chinese food, or Chinese Muslim food - but Chinese approaches to Central Asian/Middle Eastern ideas, and vice versa are pretty tasty. I've never had it as haut cuisine, but if you applied modern serving ideas to it, there's no reason a lot of it couldn't be. If Hakka can be plated nicely, so can Uyghur.

Dapanji's traditionally some serious sloppa, but to plate it with a two-tier method, where the broth is present, and used in the preparation of the other ingredients, but they're not served in it, and have everything else plated appropriately... or even thickening some of the broth to use as a sauce under the chicken and veggies, plated with a bit of the old 3D in-out in-out, 90-30-45, right savage like. It could be made to look modern.

>>14980769
Hui food is literally uighur food cooked with chinese condiments and cooking techniques, stop being a pseud

>>14980864
uyghers are an invented people. They're literally a mishmash of pajeet, wigger, sandblaster, chink, and mongol. The original mutts before Latinos were on the scene.

>>14980977
>>>/pol/

>>14980122
>Chinese Muslim (Hui and Uyghur) cuisine
But they're all in chinese gulag anon.

>>14980176
oh god that plov looks crazy bros. might commit thoughtcrime to get my hands on some

>>14981140
Aren't all Chinese in Chinese gulag?

>>14981140
China is a gulag

>>14981197
Yes, the whole billion of them are locked up in camps where they are forced to pray to Mao the whole day. Every single video of Chinese people in China going to nightclubs, restaurants, theme parks, cinemas, malls or parties or walking in the streets or doing tourism or hanging out in parks or driving or doing anything at all are propaganda clips made with a billion imported actors from other Asian countries. I know because I read it on a reddit post with gold.

>>14982115
kek

>>14980122
no

>>14980122
looks like pho desu

Lagman noodles, fuck yeah

>>14980803
oh look it's this fucking faggot again

>>14980977
fuck off chink. free tibet

>>14980122
No.

>>14980122
>contains no schnitzel
No

>>14980122
>Tfw we wont be able to eat this type of good in 1years anymore becouse they are being gulag'd
>tfw i never had a chanco to try

>>14982476
Literal propaganda by some German evangelist who says he is "led by God".

>>14982278
seething hindi shishkebab gobbler

>>14982491
Whatever you say, Chang

>>14980122
Not the greatest, but they have some unique dishes that are tasty and filling. Way better than the trash the rest of China eats.

>>14982655
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>14982667
>Way better than the trash the rest of China eats.
you don't know two shits about Chinese food, mutt

>>14980122
It's better than kyrges food, but I prefer sichuan- like most people

>>14982115
>t. General Zhao

>>14982115
they have nightclubs in the camps though

>>14983129
That poster was talking about China as a whole.

>>14980758
>ya'll

>>14980185
have sex

>>14980122
>letting literal terrorists cook your food
kek at your life
enjoy being stabbed to death in the name of islam

>>14980634
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

Why do these threads just devolve into Americans being racist.
This isn't /b/.

>>14984260
Because leftie trannies promote terrorist food. fuck off

>>14984260
racist owns this site, what are you on about?

>>14984260

>>14984260
Shut up nigger

>>14980155
so based

>>14980450
Most cultures do this shit

I've been to both Xinjiang and Qinghai and had Uyghur and Hui cuisine. The handmade noodles in Xining where pretty based. Uyghur cuisine is just your typical central asian cuisine which is OK nothing to write home about. in reality Sichuan and Hunan blow everything else in China out of the water not even a contest.

>>14980634
>t. affiliated with a central asian cultural program
Why would you boast about this lmao

>>14980176
I've had some Hui food when I lived in China
It was always really really good

>>14980634
stfu retard no one cares about your chink kebabs

>>14980122
>>14980176
>>14980450
>claims 'the magnum opus of Earth cuisine'
>only examples are bland af looking broth with noodles, kebabs and shitty mass-cooked salmonella rice
Yea really unique and original cuisine op

>>14984604
It's definitely a top tier cuisine, but I don't think it can be called the magnum opus of food

>>14980122
Not without pork it ain't

>>14980176
Looks nasty, like it'd be very dry and lukewarm desu

>>14984613
>top tier
Just looks like blander derivatives of other cuisines

>>14980122
that unironically looks like shit OP, don't spend your 25 cents all in one place

>>14984632
ikr I think it's some gook cultural program faggot trying to promote it

>>14980122
>Noodle water with two lumps of lowest quality meat
>>14980176
>Rapidly cooling rice with bland, dry, low quality drumsticks
>>14980450
>sinewy village goat on a stick
Ah yes the magnum opus of cuisine right here

I would regularly go to the halal section of the cafeteria at Fudan University when I was studying abroad there. One time I accidentally brought food out of that cafeteria and the workers followed me and yelled at me to come back cause they thought I would mix up the eating utensils. Not sure if that’s an important thing in halal, but the food was great otherwise. I would regularly get noodle soup, or braised lamb, chicken or fish over rice. Probably my favorite food, next to the fried noodles and soup dumplings from the main side. It was so cheap too, all for like $1.50 USD.

>>14980122
if it is it won't be for long it'll die with them lmao

>>14984699
I didn't discover the halal canteen on campus for ages when I was studying at Zhejiang University
I was standing in the corner of the cafeteria like a freak rapidly putting characters in to pleco then searching them on google images to see what the dishes were and I came across paomo
It was a lamb noodle soup with broth soaked bread. Sounded odd thought I'd give it a try because it was only 15 RMB
Such an AMAZING dish, bread soaked in fatty lamb broth, lightly seasoned, but every dish also included some pickled garlic and chilli sauce which helped to cut through the fattiness. It was THE perfect dish for the winter.
I didn't try the other dishes there because that was it for me.
The stuff in the main student canteen could be pretty hit and miss, but they had a pretty banging Re Gan Mian and the skillet dishes were pretty decent too.
The food in the International Student Accommodation Restaurant was a bit more expensive, but you got more, it was nicer, and you could share a meal with friends.
I want to spend another two weeks in China just going around eating stuff I loved, and trying more stuff

>>14984728
Stop shilling this rancid shit OP

>>14980122
how is this different from pho at all
i mean it looks good im just genuinely curious. middle eastern food be like that too, ive got like 10 different recipes saved that look exactly the same but taste wildly different

>>14984755
>how is this different from pho at all
it's not

>>14980790
I always imagined wiggers would eat fried chicken as often as possible. like more than black people. I know for a fact wiggers like grape flavored drinks more than nigs ive witnessed that one myself. nigs will take any fruit soda but for some reason wiggers think its all about grape drank

>>14981223
provocative

>>14984762
pho is so fucking good man. it heals the fucking soul. Some day I hope I can eat it on a humid rainy morning at an open air hole in the wall somewhere in vietnam shirtless and in a pair of .50c flip flops while I ponder life and the lady at the cash register screams in Vietnamese at her husband in the kitchen

>>14984728
That was one of the noodle soup dishes I remember having actually. I agree, it was delicious and super filling for very cheap. I had enough Chinese reading experience at the time to get an idea of what I wanted, too bad it’s almost lost on me now. We didn’t have an international cafeteria at Fudan, but I’m kind of glad we didn’t cause it gave me the opportunity to try the traditional food from the main one. Too bad it wasn’t open late at night, usually having to resort to the McDonald’s delivery which was pretty ahead of its time, or the street carts. The street cart food was good (I know about gutter oil) and I’d try to stick to ones where I knew where the food was coming from, usually from speaking with them and by how many actual Chinese customers they had. There were some restaurants across from the international dorm that weren’t bad, but nothing really spectacular. There was also this one Mexican restaurant chain there, La Bamba, that had pool and cheap beer and food. We’d go there all the time. I do miss it, would love to go back but idk if I’d go anytime soon.

>>14984886
>usually having to resort to the McDonald’s delivery which was pretty ahead of its time
yo why did this fail in america but yet multiple companies that do that exact thing recently became richer than fuck doing exactly that, yet mcdonalds' original delivery partner from like 2015 is still pretty much a no name. im pretty sure it still exists but just nobody uses it. shit i cant even think of what it was called. weird af.

>>14984963
I think McDonald’s in the US partners with ubereats? Seems to be pretty popular now, idk if they tried it before

>>14984886
Yeah we had a mexican chain there too, Mojitos. Like 5 minute bike ride 15 minute walk from where we lived on campus. Certainly wasn't the best Mexican food, but it was close by, and made a change. Drinks were cheap and us foreigners enjoyed it a fair bit.
When I say international restaurant, it was just a normal chinese restaurant that was in the international student accommodation. Typical stuff like 蛋炒饭,麻婆豆腐, 糖醋里脊
I didnt' get mcdicks that often besides when i was getting very depressed and going on multi day benders and mcdonalds were the only place doing deliveries at 6 in the morning
on the road our bit of campus was on, we had a variety of restaurants ranging from "it's a substandard beef noodle soup" to "i will eat these fried wontons until I die" and "a large platter of korean style chicken stir fry type thing for four people? I'll have two for myself please"
My Chinese did get better but only for reading menus, however I still didn't venture out to eat every dish I could, would just stick with known good items.
I could go on for hours about the restaurants and food I ate there. Good times.

>>14984886
Their are no mcdonalds in China, retard. There country is communisr

>>14985009
I just did an internet search and it seems a lot of La Bambas converted into Mojitos, so probably went to the same chain. I remember the nachos being piled high and the toppings layered amazingly. Was great for drunk food. I understand about the international restaurant, we just had a corner store in ours where’d I’d buy Oreos and drinks from. I also forgot to mention this one place I’d go to all the time that had these cheap Chinese crepes, I can’t remember what they were called. It was a rice pancake filled with egg and cheese, great if you wanted something quick. Mcdicks was reserved for when we were drunk or high and had nowhere else to go.
>>14985021
Nice b8 m8

>>14985045
>It was a rice pancake filled with egg and cheese,
we had these too from a shop that was 30 seconds from the accommodation. Never really impressed me imho.
same shop did small portions of 凉皮, though it was for only a few hours of a day so you had to be quick but it was worth it

>>14985009
i am so jealous of your life

>>14984583
what the fuck have you done with your life

>>14980977
how is it possible to be this racist in a food board

>>14985084
>studying for a doctorate in a bioscience
>shilling for muslims and fascist dictatorships
Yea I'm comfortable in my choice here

>>14985193
He didn't shill for any dictatorship, you friendless loser.

>>14985211
>affiliated with chinese cultural program

>>14985230
>China
>central Asia

>China
>Muslim dictatorship

>China
>fascist

>promoting food
>promoting a government
You're not any more retarded because there's only 24 hours in a day.

>>14985263
China falls into some definitions of central Asia

There are also muslim dictatorships in central Asia

China is arguably a fascist state, at the very least authoritarian.

What is this central asian culture program promoting then? Muslim culture is toxic and definitely needs as little promoting as possible

>>14985079
if you're being serious and you have the time and inclination, there is a confucius institute scholarship and a chinese government scholarship where they basically pay for everything bar air fare and you can study chinese in china for a year
just make sure you hit minimum attendance targets and many teachers don't care if you say "i'm going to nanjing for two days"
plus you get a monthly stipend which is nice

>>14984755
the broth is probably entirely different and closer to a traditional chinese beef soup broth as opposed to pho which has a lot more spices and uses more ox tail

https://manganelo.com/manga-gn121281
Little six part cooking manga of select Central Asian foods.
Read and try.

>>14985328
You dont know Central Asia one bit.
They are one of the least muslim muslims there are.
Turkmenistan and Tajikistan especially are very heavy-handed towards religion mosques and churches and gatherings for religious ceremonies of certain size are to be declared to authorities or otherwise risk being shut down.
Since they are basically dictatorships they cant afford extremist views getting a grip on the population since that'd mean losing the authority of the nation.
Soviet years and state enforced atheism was also big thing to further secularize the people.

It's kino to just throw a bit of lamb, which is fatty, into a saucepan and fry it off in its own fat, fill with cold water and simmer with some spices and vegetables and noodles and bam you've got a delicious soup. Though I prefer Algerian cooking for this, it's the same method to make a lamb tagine but with more spice and vegetables.

>>14985816
Lamb > everything else for stews

>>14985836
Yes, because the fat soaks into the water and enbrothens the brothening

>>14982433
t. buttblasted mystery meat

>>14985758
>They are one of the least muslim muslims there are
lol imagine being this delusional

how to make Uyghur roast lamb?

>>14985532
if the gf leaves then im definitely doing something like this. She is not nearly as adventurous as I am though. If I was single again I'd have almost no problem throwing myself into a whole new world to experience. Id probably get myself in trouble in China knowing what kind of troublemaker I am though

>>14980122
that cilantro needed to be used like two weeks ago

>>14984728

This thread is filled with CCP propaganda.

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKING UIGHURINOS

>>14980180
Russian for penis is "penis" ("пeниc"), hui to penis is what cunt to vulva/vagina, more or less.

OP here. Just tried some authentic Chinese Muslim cuisine yesterday. I say the food is pretty high quality aside from being unnecessarily oily and spicy, and for some deep fried dishes unnecessarily dry. You can try eating some deep fried chicken with chili and it’s probably no different than eating the soil of Saudi Arabia, basically oily desert. The nan is also decent. And the star was pic related, an Uyghur-Sichuan bastard dish called Dapanji. The noodle is called Laghman, can’t comment whether it’s related to Lamian or not. The dish is basically chicken stew with bell pepper, onion, garlic, Xinjiang spices, half of Saudi oil reserve. I enjoy the taste, I just don’t appreciate greasy food much since I tend to get bloated eating them.

Uyghur flatbread, Nan

>>14989116
What propaganda, retard? There isn't a single compliment towards the CCP in this thread, you asshurt mutt.

>>14989361
He probably thinks discussing anything China-related without shitting on China or the guy narrating his experience on China not portraying a hell is propaganda. Basically you have to seethe at them 24/7.

>>14988515
I know Taiwan offers similar scholarships, though I'm not sure of the requirements compared to the Chinese one. With the Confucius Institute one you needed to have HSK Level 4 or above when I did it, but I think with the Chinese Government one it's just first come first serve.
A massive advantage to the Taiwanese one is that you're entitled to take paid work on a student visa whereas you couldn't on a Chinese student visa when i was there
People still work and you can get paid 100 RMB/h for shit like teaching or 500 RMB for a few hours of photoshoots, but just don't get in too much trouble otherwise it's another reason to kick you out

>>14989187
dapanji is fucking amazing
it definitely looks like they went way overboard with the oil, it should be a sauce

>>14989116
4channel is a propaganda site, retard.

>>14989116
LE WINNE POOH BEAR AMIRITE REDDITORS!?!? KONY2012!!!

No.

>>14984256
>slurp everything

Fucking this. My dad married a chinese woman and I nearly had a stroke when I went to make them dinner with them because they make seemingly as much noise as is humanly possible. They're from hong kong too and have lived in england for like 40 years but apparently noone had mentioned it to them that it's fucking disgusting

I didn't even have the balls to say anything, I just left because I fucking hate even a little noise when eating and usually eat alone to avoid it. My dad mentioned it to them and they were like "Oh, it's like a sign of how good the food is but it is kind of gross when you think about it" At least they've stopped now, apart from my dad's mother in law because she's old and thinks changing something is morally wrong I guess

>>14985117
trolling OR/ELSE mental retardation

>>14985328
>muslim culture
found the braindead american/american medias consumer.

>>14984260
election tourists and pol cant cook so shitting up the board is all they have

Hello? Yeah, I'll have the cream of sum yung gai.

>>14991121
Wouldn't we all, though. Wouldn't we all.

>>14980532
Also cumin and chili flakes.
They're good. I get them at the local dim sum place.

>>14989116
Still better than all the fucking Amerifat fastfood threads

>>14980803
/thread

>>14980167
/thread

>>14980122
This literally just Pho

>>14989116
/ck/ is where moot shunted all the paid shills and I'm sure hiro kept that policy. It's little more than shills trying to outcompete shills by this point.

>>14980122
I have a lot of bad to say about China, but they know how to deal with the modern plague that is Islam

>>14989116
take your meds, schizo