/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14980612
nobody here really likes him, but you're the one that cares enough to make a thread

>>14980612
No, I'm more mad that he wants to pretend like he's some all-knowing foodie/chef master, when he's just a normal ass dude who happens to have enough money to support living in N.Y.
Oh, and the fact that he doesn't do fake food attempts anymore, even though that's literally the only reason why anyone ever had a reason to follow him in the first place.
>"but he just uploaded The Broodwich-"
He states in the description that he broke his "no fake food" rule for the Broodwich/Halloween video. So, fuck him, and his uppity ass attitude.

>>14980612
>Chef
What restaurant does he run?

>>14980612
>doesn't judge me
He's a literal cuck, isn't he?

When people feel a need to announce things like that in public I never believe them. Maybe it's true, but probably not. Treat life like a performance and you're just a character actor.

>>14980640
Your instincts are correct anon.

>>14980639
Ye I always judge my gf n it makes her try harder to please me

>>14980632
>restaurant
how quaint, try running a culinary universe sweetie.

>>14980612
>gurf calling you her equal instead of letting it be implied you're her superior
yup that's a subtle neg.

>reminds me daily that I'm worthy
>doesn't judge me

99% sure she has a past "abusive" boyfriend story like 99% of chicks today.

>>14980654
Any actual professional would rip this guy a new asshole
Babish has had no formal culinary experience besides being taught by his mommy and looking at cooking videos/shows over time. He has no right to call himself a "chef".

>best friend and not husband
>my equal and not my master

in other words hes a spineless bitch

>>14980612
>gf
>girlfriend
>girl
try again
lie 1
>chef
being a faggot on youtube doesnt make you a chef
lie 2
>millions of dollars
please, lie 3

>>14980612
>GIRL

>>14980612
Can anyone else smell the roast beef?

Anyone else imagine babish bucking this dumb bitch with his fat guido cock, while her little fairy lips bite the expensive costco sheets they bought together?

>>14980640
>>14980647
>couple professes their love of each other on their anniversary
>it’s all fake and gay because they posted it on social media
Fucking incels man. Just let people be happy without ruining it with your lack of sex

>>14980677
I didn't want to sound tranny obsessed, but I was honestly getting the feeling it could be one. It would certainly fit with babbyish clearly being a massive homosexual.

>>14980695
Cope fakecel.

>>14980677
look at the man hands and facial structure too, even the way Babish is forcing his smile makes it look like he's dead inside from the actual truth of dating a tranny

>>14980697
>babbyish clearly being a massive homosexual
this is crystal fucking clear
in fact, as light passes through its clearness, another photon is spontaneously created and entangled with the original photos. its how much of a giant flaming fucking homo this guy is that he defies known physics at a quantum level

>>14980612
tfw you will never experience anything even close to this

>>14980677
Take your meds.

>>14980712
yeah bud a glory hole at an interstate rest stop has the same emotional attachment as these two