/ck/ - Food & Cooking

literal child/10

>>14980316
interesting comment from someone who probably watches comic book movies, reads harry potter books and plays with legos. also from a culture which embraces infantilism and irresponsible behavior much like a child.
go fuck yourself reddit asswipe.

>>14980304
Honestly man it kind of makes me depressed. Get your life together

>>14980358
if seeing a picture of food makes you depressed you are most likely repressing homosexual feelings which leads to your depression

>>14980304
>you soulless bastards
>posts processed soulless garbage

3/10
Trash lunch. Compartmentalized Cafeteria tray isnt helpong either. Would still eat tho

Literal manbaby

>>14980304
>random bag of pistachio hulls

>>14980337
>>14980406
seething manchild

>>14980304
looks cozy. Are those pumpkin seeds? are y'all going to roast them!?

>>14980415
yeah bread and grapes are processed garbage get fucked

>>14980337
wow, you can actually see the projection from this post. lol.

>>14980304
Top half is 10/10 bottom is meh
Haven’t had a hug in ages.

>>14980432
those are pumpseeds and they are roasted
>>14980431
>>14980427
internet faggots
>>14980430
no
>>14980421
those trays are based and prevent food from wandering where it isn't supposed to go

>>14980440
it's a raspberry lemonade biggie too
>>14980439
you're the redditor not me. I'm the guy driving by telling spoilers while you wait at Waldenbooks for the last harry potter book. kys

>>14980304
plastic cups and trays and shit give me the heebie jeebies and I refuse to use any of it

>>14980458
wasnt even that same anon. was just an observation. relax.

>>14980449
>>14980458
bro you're literally eating children's food portions off of a fucking children's divided food tray.
Yes I enjoy weeb shit, I'm the biggest adult child there is, but you know what I have at least aged in? My tastebuds and methods for preparing childlike foods
You could've at least made a grilled cheese with some sourdough bread and a mix of cheddar/gouda. Drink fucking water, even as a child I hated those hug brand drinks. Absolutely disgusting.
Why don't (((You))) go back to plebbit, considering you think Harry Potter jokes are somehow funny on a retard's anime cooking forum.

>>14980460
you seem normal

>>14980406
>f seeing a picture of food makes you depressed you are most likely repressing homosexual feelings which leads to your depression
The slop you're eating isnt giving you enough nutrition so you're thinking like an absolute retard
Your parents give you this shit because they dont actually give a fuck about you, once you're forced to move out in a few years you'll have a tough time irl

>>14980460
I own plastic tupperware and hate using/cleaning that shit because plastics love to cling onto any oil film. Takes more elbow grease, hot water, and Dawn to truly work that shit out most days.
Augh, fuck plastic.

>>14980406
Faggot

>>14980487
nice blog post
>>14980518
you're really suppressing it now.
>>14980485
daily check
fruit check
grains check
protein check!
plus the huggies is loaded with vites and has only 1g sugar
you're a misinformed hypocritical asshole. so acting like a toddler is fine BUT WHOA BUDDY THAT PLATE IS GOING TOO FAR!!! PUT ON RICK AND MORTY AND HAND ME MY BOX OF LEGOS AND SZECHUAN DIP ITS GO TIME

>>14980304
This would be comfy on a Saturday if you’re watching old cartoons or something, hope you don’t eat like this every day OP

>>14980559
>"hurr nice blog post bro"
>"PUT ON RICK AND MORTY AND HAND ME MY BOX OF LEGOS AND SZECHUAN DIP ITS GO TIME"
pick 1, and reminder to go back before it's too late

>>14980588
you're seething over my lunch it's incredible
>>14980568
why not /maxcomfy/ errday?

>>14980622
I mean, if you’re capable of cooking a higher class meal then go comfy everyday but I feel like I’d get stuck in a childish way of life if I ate like that everyday

>>14980304
Spooky, a bit depressing

>>14980406
I have done nothing for the past week than jerk off to anime girls yet this picture makes me feel like shit

>>14980724
>masturbating to cartoons
son you need to find God. im fucking embarrased for you. i hope you get the help you need.

>>14980471
Calm down faggot

>>14980304
judging by the picture and your replies it seems like you're a kid in a psychward. dunno if i should tell you you must be 18 years old to post here or just say that i'm real sorry for you

>>14980304
Yikes!

>>14980304
you know what's more sad than the possibility of an adult eating like that?

the fact that for a majority of american kids that's what lunch looks like, bunch of fucking cancerous processed garbage

>>14980449
>roasted pumpkin seeds
awesome!

I use a tv tray too sometimes, anon. Good for when I want to watch a movie on the couch.

Based/10
I'd eat with you

>>14980981
nothing about that is cancerous you fucking dolt.
unhealthy, slightly.
the only thing cancerous is your post
>>14981019
>>14981016
thanks based anons

This is a high quality thread.

>posts a lunch worse than a third-grader could make
>shits his pants at every negative comment
go back to your safe space, kiddo. we aren't your babysitters.

>>14980304
Are you 8?

>>14981158
>>14980304
>>14980337
>>14980406
>>14980431
>>14980449
>>14980458
>>14980559
>>14980622
>>14980767
>>14981158
REEEEE STOP INSULTING ME REEEE, ONLY PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14980337
Temper tantrum alert. Go to timeout, childanon.

>>14980337
bruh....

>>14980449
>and prevent food from wandering where it isn't supposed to go
imagine needing trainingwheels for your plates lmao

It's ridiculously sugar-y and carb-y, I hope you dont eat every meal like this.
otherwise comfy/10, would eat
reminds me of being a kid again and that's not bad

well, as you've found out by now from the thread, it's bad

mommy and daddy gave you a big boy lunch today didn't they!?

>>14981158
keep inhaling those microplastics bro

>>14980304
Aw sweet mom made grilled cheese again!

Hope she doesn't find out you're posting on a site that requires you to be over 18! Otherwise she might take away your fortnite!

>haha rate my lunch XD
>WAAIIT NOOOO NOT THOSE RATINGS!!! YOURE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME GOOD BOY POINTS NOT MEANY ICKY WORDS!!!!!
grow the fuck up kiddo

>>14981472
kek

>>14980304
>Factory bread
>Factory cake
>Factory chips
>Factory pretzel sticks
>Factory sugar water
>Grapes go in the trash
Obese American child/10

>>14980337
>t.

>>14981514
50thpbp

>>14980434
bread is actually heavily processed depending on the brand, so yes lmao. Retard

>>14980316
the actual answer. /thread

>>14981725

>>14980304
Seems like a lot of sugar and salt without a whole lot of nutritional value desu. Grilled cheese is good though, but usually still pretty salty.

>>14980316
>>14980337
Calling someone a child isn't an insult.

>>14980430
90% sure those are baked pumpkin seeds, either that or ones waiting to be baked.

>>14980304
infant/10

Did your welfare mommy make that for you bunnykins?

>>14982152
>Calling someone a child isn't an insult.

Of course it is. Infantilism is embarrassing in anyone above the age of 3 or 4.

>>14982288
Why?

>>14982300
>why is immaturity insulting
Uhhh, really? That tells volumes about you, kiddo.

>>14982313
That doesn't answer the question though, does it?

Why is it insulting to be compared to a child?

>>14982316
Not him, but acting like a child when you're an adult shows everyone else that you are emotionally and intellectually stunted. Calling you a child is basically saying that you lack the mental capacity to successfully navigate through life, or function as an individual.

What an embarrassing meal lmao. Grow up

>>14981489
tell me are the microplastics in the room with you right now?

>>14981506
original/10
>>14981721
24bmi thanks
>>14982152
they are pumpkin seeds
fuck your opinion
>>14982373
I don't grow up I look at you and throw up.
ass meet blast

>>14982447
Post body and I’ll take it back

>>14980622
If this is seething to you then I guess my work is already done kek
>why not maxomfy everyday
Because it gets boring?? Like grow up queer.

>>14980304
Americans actually eat from trays even at home.

>>14980406
is this the designated projection thread

>>14982447
How are you STILL keeping up with this?

>>14982346
I don't see why it has to be that way. I've met plenty of brilliant children who are very capable of making complex difficult decisions and I've also met a lot of completely idiotic adults. Children just lack experience, mostly, beyond early childhood. Are they at 100% when it comes to mental faculties? No, but a lot of kids will surprise you once they get some experience with something.

If I wanted to insult OP I would just say that he has a very basic pallet, or something along those lines that sounds funnier in some way.

>>14980304
i want this just to feel like a kid again

>>14982541
that's the kind of tray I have been looking for. I like the color and everything.

>>14982477
Well that's exactly why it is insulting, because they are expected to grow out of it. Calling someone childish means they never did. It's not insulting children, children are expected to be that way, it's insulting towards the adult. Weather YOU find it insulting or not doesn't matter, it's an insult because of the way the person saying it is using the term. I know black people that don't find nigger insulting, but that doesn't mean that it's not an insult.

>>14982477
You literally can’t even use the correct form of palate

>>14982477
You're a pedophile who wears diapers and "identify" as a child aren't you?

>>14980316
Fpbp

Either way comfy/10

>>14982477
if you can't understand how being called a child is an insult you are immature.
>>14982470
thanks for the you
>>14982468
don't tell me you're not out fapping to dickgirls 6 times a day. the fact that you replied to that says it all
>>14982460
>grow up queer
like you did faggot? hard pass sweetie
>>14982449
to thinkig about it
>>14982533
this looks like some fucking god awful home town shitty playroom and loser arcade. pass

>>14982545
just go to prison anon

>>14982664
yes that's what it is i just find the image nostalgic

>>14982545
are you op or is there a lot of based tray posters?

>>14980304
Where's the food?

>>14982717
my lower intestine at this point
>>14982696
it's not me just a based tray poster
>>14982687
i only like skiball

>>14982547
That's actually pretty fair and reasonable.

>>14982561
You are correct, but I figuratively don't care

>>14982597
No, I just like to ask people questions sometimes to see what answers they come up with.

>>14982696
I am not OP. I like to use trays.

>>14980337
this is b8

>>14983088
it's not

>>14980304
What do you do for work?

>>14980304
sugar crash/10

>>14983167
designer

>>14983183
Can you be more specific? I’m genuinely curious about the kind of person who can eat like this every day

>>14980304
>twinkie
Why? Those things taste like absolute dogshit.

>>14983362
it's a cupcake none

>>14980304
Good

>>14983644
I might make another lunch here in a bit so stay tuned you soulless fucks

>>14980304
8years old / 10, would eat as munchies not so sure for lunch

Only faggots drink blue barrels.

fuck these guys . that grilled cheese looks good as fuck. id go with a purple barrel but otherwise i see nothing short of a delicious lunch. 9/10 due to blue barrel .

>>14985203
>>14984547
those aren't the regular blur barrels these are the berry lemonade blends, remarkably based.
>>14984536
fair enough

>>14980304
It wouldn't fill me up and I'm female. Food looks very empty. Also invest in a steel tray instead.

>>14980304
do americans really eat on trays.................

>>14985436
400 calories- grilled cheese
31 calories - 1/2 cup grapes
220 calories- little debbie cupcake
72 calories- 1/2 oz lays plain potato chips
54 calories - 1/2 oz pretzel thins.
577 calories total.

>>14985436
>I'm female
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>14985483
yes.

>>14985502
cuhhhhhringe!!

This thread is now Man child General.

>>14985490
shut up faggot you're not funny. enough already

>>14985520
>shut up
no
>faggot
i'm straight i fuck women :)
>you're not funny
i'm hilarious
>enough already
more to come!

>>14985510
it's actually great for when you are eating food in the living room or outside on the porch. You don't have to deal with getting standing tv trays out, you can perch on the couch with it next to you or in your lap, and the compartments keep things like cold salad from getting mixed with the hot main entree when you are transporting it to wherever you are sitting to eat. It's just a different style of plate, I don't see how it make a difference in how the food tastes and everything stays tidy.

>>14985528
I wanna see what a big, strong, funny, man you are, please post a pic of yourself holding a sign saying "sup /ck/" with the date and time
You don't have to show your face, but a nice view from the chin down to the hips would be great.

I'm a girl btw ;3

>>14985670
post your tits first slut :)

>>14980304
shit

>>14985670
Here's one of my titties ;)

>>14985746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpqOGWpK3E&ab_channel=hudinikahq
here u go big boy ;3c

>>14985765
We did he do that? Sparrows are cool as fuck.

>>14980304
Shitty kiddy meal.

Get a real meal, pendejo.

>>14985786
Sparrows are a destructive and invasive species so having one of them die isn't a bad thing.

Also sparrows are fucking dicks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ih_-7ovL8&ab_channel=videosome

>>14985746
Damn u doughy as hell.

>>14985843
Fuck you nigger. Sparrows are based and seedpilled, you are just some dumb fat cunt.

>>14985849
Yea corona hit me hard, Ive gained like 30 pounds.

>>14985786
why, sparrows will do the same thing to weaker birds
they’re a huge pest and invasive species in the americas

>>14980304
You suck.

>>14985861
FUCK YOU NIGGER, STOP SPREADING YOUR NIGGER JEW LIES

>>14985853
Hmmmmm

>>14985871
>>14985853
mmmm tiny chicken.

>>14985859
What a shit excuse. I have maintained my weight during corona. Maybe lost a couple lbs. You use the extra time to work out and count your calories. Also stop eating twinkies and shit. Learn to cook. Make biscuits instead

>>14980304
die

>>14980337
>this mad over two words
I involuntarily laughed so loud reading this I may have woken my neighbours

>>14985746
dangerously based

people asking for selfies should fuck off back to /soc/

>>14985897
>>14985905
I WILL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY LINE. I WILL ERASE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
>>14985908
Well, you don't know shit so it's whatever. Post your fat tits next nigger.

>>14980304
Post lunch today

>>14985484
That's what I'm trying to say. Chips, pretzels, Debbie cakes are not filling foods. Essentially empty carbs. I need protein and vegetables. I don't know how that fills you up.

>>14986149
I don't need to degrade myself for a pudgy little truffle shuffle with a fupa, lol.

Also don't be such a faggot about sparrows, I don't care if they are your favorite animals because they are parasitic like you. My absolute favorite animal is a squirrel and I would still eat one, especially in the fall when they are nice and fat. They probably eat each other because rodents are based like that.

>>14985484
That's nuts, my breakfast is like just over 200 calories and it fills me up. It's just 2 eggs cooked in a small amount of duck fat/lard/tallow/bacon grease. Of course the eggs and duck fat both come from my back yard. High quality stuff.

That shit fills me up usually until dinner.

>>14980304
prison tray/10

>>14980304
That blue shit will give you cancer

>>14986227
sorry I been running around all day.
I have to stick back up on food for when aasholes throw a nationwide temper tantrum on Tuesday. ill post later or tomorrow.
>>14986928
why post this? it's fucking dumb as fuck mentality b.
>>14986922
enjoy your heart disease moron, your arteries are more clogged than a stage in Holland.
>>14986333
fucking ever heard of living a little you sad pathetic lonely man
>>14986012
this absolutely never happened
>>14985436
>I'm female
your chromosomes say otherwise
>>14985541
based.
keep the food separate, plus you have a perfect portion size built into the plate
>>14985511
says the guy bidding on ebay for funco pops
>>14985746
thanks for making my thread better you soulless fuck

>>14986883
>My absolute favorite animal is a squirrel and I would still eat one, especially in the fall when they are nice and fat. They probably eat each other because rodents are based like that.
Squirrel Gang Gang

>>14985746
Dangerously based

>>14987219
Stock up on cosmic brownies comfyOP

>>14987219
I trayed tonight too, anon. Gonna watch Brassic with some friends and enjoy my swedish meatballs. I hope more people post their trays. I don't think people will freak out on tuesday, Some of the ballots won't be counted until the 12th or something like that and people will hold out hope until then. We shall see.

I already posted mine, >>>14987260 other than blue tray bro and mine I don't remember anyone else using one. I wouldn't mind getting another tray though. Are people using them more? They are quite useful.

>>14987219
Idk you're more likely to get heart disease eating refined carbs, sugar and seed oils than I am eating animal fat and protein. You eat the same diet as people who have heart disease. You're probably pre diabetic too, since that meal is basically just peeling the scrotum off your pancreas.

It's the "saturated fat bad" meme that helped sell your baby food to begin with.

Also veggie bacon is disgusting. You haven't lived until you try beef bacon.

Great thread

>>14980304
kinda makes me sad desu.

>>14987405
>kinda makes me sad desu.
why? because you never had a father that cared? sorry to pull that on you I know it hurts.
>>14987395
so good faggots have to rip it off.
>>14987290
imagine caring about this while a vapid cunt plows thru your car while she's making a tiktok vid at 80 mph
>>14987260
this is probably the most based post itt beside mine

>>14980304
bump, not a tray but it's what i had for lunch yesterday.

>>14987885
i'm dumb, forgot the image.

>>14980460
>>14980471
>>14981383
>>14982541
>>14985483

A nicely arranged tray is evocative in its composition and order

>>14987891
de stijl is absolutely based. anything bauhaus I'm all in.
your image is actually a heat map. weird huh?

>>14987808
So do you not have a gf to cook for you? :( rip.

>>14987951
i have some of these going back years.
>no gf to cook for you
implying i would eat anything a woman made who wasnt my mother.
fuck you simp.
>>14987891
(you) again

>>14987997
>implying i would eat anything a woman made who wasnt my mother.

What are you gonna do after your mom dies?

>>14988002
>What are you gonna do after your mom dies?
most likely cry anon, i love my mommy.
since you dont may i offer you this picrel?

>>14988008
Nah that's for you after mommy isn't around to cook for you anymore.

>>14988010
is that a moose heart?

>>14988010
that fatty heart looks like yours dont it fatty
>apple fritters
youre such a loser

This thread is fucking hilarious. Top quality /ck/.

>>14988015
I believe it's either a cow or bison.
>>14988018
Is that your hand? Holy shit

ok breakfast time. here's what's up, dis gonna be good
>pic

>>14988056
does it really matter anon?

>>14988092
You should really get that wrist lump looked at. Could be malignant

>>14988056
that is a woman's hand. Op is obviously male.

>>14988152
Is it really female? Idk when they are that fat it's hard to sex them.

>>14988018
Ewwwwww your hand

>>14988152
obviously I am a male, thanks for noticing because I can actually cook

>>14988166
yeah, look at the skin texture. It could be a transperson on hormones though, or just a big ole gal.

>>14988172
you could be right.... Either way its not a very good hand.

>>14988208
well its from all the sugar she puts in her vary famous fritters.

>>14988212
Could someone explain the fritters to me? It came out of nowhere.

>there are actual 8 year olds posting on /ck/
honestly it would explain a lot of things

>>14980304
>Cafeteria tray
Nice to see someone else as autistic about these as me. The patricians choice of platters

>>14987808
my father caring is exactly why my meals dont look this pathetic.

>>14980337
HAHA THE LEVEL OF BUTTHURT IS OFF THE CHARTS

EMBARRASSING THREAD

>>14989291
yeah except this guy got so defensive and angry it made the entire thread turn on him

>>14980304
>literally all of those spike blood sugar
>you likely snack between meals

diabetes/10

>>14989640
nope
had blood checked 3 months ago. perfectly fine

>>14989711
promise me you'll maintain this diet until your mid 30s