/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14979306
Your mom's pussy. As in it's a useless cunt that serves no purpose.

>>14979306
Likely some stupid iphone that soccer moms love.

>>14979311
Okay and? Retard

>>14979327
Do Americans really?

>>14979306
Maybe some internet connected salad shooter or coffee maker.

>>14979329
Yeah we let our wifes and girlfriends do that stuff so they leave us alone, why are you eurotrash so pathetic?

>>14979329
How jealous can you cunts be?

>>14979329

>>14979334
>>14979340
>>14979342
Do Americans really?

>>14979342
I have her whole sets but I'd get banned for posting it here on /b

>>14979340
Who would be jealous of USA in its current state?

>>14979358
oopsie, here on /ck

>>14979359
Clearly niggers, and punks that want to come here to our beautiful nation, its not as if we're going to your shitholes.

>>14979359
You are mr biden and camel type yet again? The fag that doesn't even have a vote?
http://s1.voscast.com:8428
Stream name: GUNSMOKE AND FRIENDS
Current title: Frontier Fighters - xx/xx/35, episode 26 - Oregon, 54-40, Oregon 54-40

borrowing a microwave from your mom's boyfriend

>>14979351
This is what I was going for

>>14979306
Long forgotten with a useful red button in the middle that was better than a trackpad? I have no idea. I can't think of one kitchen appliance that's like "wow I miss that feature."

Just to remind you people

>>14979382
What I notice about that and it's across multiple platforms is tracking issues, like the fucking thing just moves on it's own, that's from so many companies that its pathetic level, its like they all bought into one software platform and it all sucks.

>>14979382
It's like demoshits bought into it, wrote something lame and never corrected it.

>>14979367
I don't know what any of this means, stupid american.

>>14979399
That's because you're a moron and expect Americans to pay for your sorry ass, it not happening anymore. Piss off.

>>14979399
I think that it's pretty funny that you pathetic foreiners think that the USA a nation not even 250 years old is responsible for the problems of your shit nations that are thousands of years old. Nice deflections cuntbags!

>>14979382
w...what does the red button do

>>14979413
You might have to enable it in the BIOS. Personally I do it that way and disable the pad thing.

What I'd like to do is have the keyboard colors change on my T450. Just for the fuck of it. The brightness can change, that's no problem but actual color changes would be pretty cool.

Instead of blue I'd like it to be red sometimes.

>>14979413
when you tickle it it excites the computer

>>14979306
cast iron skillets. Classic, strong, reliable and affordable.

>>14979351
>tilt model
that's a piece of shit

>>14979306
I like to play mount and blade warband on mine.

>>14979528
Posts like these make me think "there is hope for 4chan being good again after all"
Godspeed

>>14979367
Take your meds schizo

>>14981013
I'll get right on that one while you fake vote like a faggot.

>>14979329
God dammit i hate euorpoors so much they always do this. R E N T F R E E you C U N T, Just fuck off and leave us alone.

>>14979618
They are all pieces of shit. They have plastic parts in their gear trains that fail, and/or gearbox covers made of plastic that fail and permit the steel gears to misalighn under stress and then chew themselves to bits over time.

Do not make a bowlful of pizza dough with your kitchenaid. You won't like the crunchy sounds.

>>14981067
>Americans demanding to be left alone.

How, in light of your country's foreign policy, do you believe this to be even remotely possible?

>>14979306
My mom has an ancient cuisinart food processor that has worked flawlessly for its entire existence. The new ones are cheap and shitty.

>>14981067
it's just banter, it means they like you and also it pays off when you sperg out about it. Guy probably is an american himself. Just ignore it or filter "do americans really".

>>14981122
Sorry but I'm not American, my previous post was supposed to be a comical exaggeration making fun of the other three people who responded to the "do americans really" meme bait. But to answer your question; Because WE have all the NUKES U S A U S A U S A

>>14981111
not all models are the same, the don't all have plastic for the important parts. They are used for dough all the time
https://youtu.be/0qKp-0h9P18

>>14979311
But I fucked OP's mom and she's baking my child in her oven.

>>14979306
I still have one as a work laptop....

>>14979382
>long forgotten
man that shit is on all the new Dells we buy at my workplace
>useless
I actually like them desu

a challenger appears

>>14979359
rent free

>>14979306
Chip warmer.

park grills.

>>14979306
this, anything else is wrong

>>14982483
useFUL!

>>14983032
my first thought was the kitchenaid but this is probably more apropos.

>>14982483
I love trackpoints but I've one thing about them from any company, ibm, dell, sony, etc they all have drift and its annoying as all fuck.

>>14979306
That Silex toaster that your parents couldn't kill, and are absolutely handing down to you.

>>14983007
>park grills.
a homeless man defecates in them. Wa la

>>14979306
checking in

>>14983132
Weird, never had that issue with the only IBM Thinkpad I used.

>>14979351
Was gonna say this

>>14983396
too low tech, that would be more like a typewritter

>>14979382
It's faster than the trackpad. I prefer it for when I don't have a mouse.

>>14981122
9 supercarriers bro

>>14979306
A food processor. The best kitchen appliance