/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>14975150
don't knock it until you try it bro.

>>14975150
Luther Vandross

>>14975203
this was a breakfast version. sausage, hash brown, egg, ham and cheese.

>>14975150
eurotrash of course

>>14975150
No one. It's a gimmick to get yourself a puff piece in the news and a spot on some vapid clickbait top ten list. The only people who'd actually want to eat it are probably horking down their food so fast they can't even taste it anyway

>>14975231
Obsessed obese beast...........

>>14975150
An American

>>14975242
Touched a nerve in that big adams apple did I you eurotrash freak!

>>14975150
Americans

does the beef juice just fall through the donut hole? burgers are messy enough as it is

>>14975259
You just want to get on your knees and suck on my fat smelly balls.

>>14975264
Never eaten one but I'd have to assume yes. The idea is fundamentally flawed as far as putting out something you could actually eat. It's just a weird mindlessly hedonistic "look at how I crammed a bunch of foods that I like all into one samwich" thing.

>>14975265
no thanks, I don't for the balls stank

>>14975278
yeah, it just seems like something that's touted around for the novelty factor at best, or that it's mildly repulsive at worst

Get a load of this guy >>14975264 he must be racist, he don't like the beef juice

>>14975290
i don't like when i feel the beef juice slowly running down my arm. if that makes me a faggot then i'm a faggot

>>14975297
That's why you need a kinky girlfriend to lick it clean for you.

>>14975150
Niggers. Also see>>14975216

>>14975312
i'm taking applications, anon

>>14975314
lanky, brunette, short hair.
For me, I'm a cheap date.

>>14975216
LUTHER VANDROSS IS DEAD

>>14975314
Lanky redheads also, more like strawberry blonde.

>>14975322
Who the fuck is that and why should anyone care?

>>14975286
The bad part is that it's really not THAT far off of being something actually edible. A friend of mine in Texas described a "donut" sandwich restaurant that prepares an unsweetened risen dough, fries it in rolls, sans-hole, and serves stuff on it. A yeasted dough cooked in the fryer rather than the oven would be perfectly edible with meats and cheeses so long as you didn't douse the fucking thing in sugar glaze, but instead we've got this crap.

>>14975327
He's a singer/songwriter from the 80's, he invented this burger/donut combo high on marijuana and cocaine back then. After his obviously unhealthy lifestyle he died from a diabeetus and high blood pressure induced stroke.

>>14975356
Cheech & Chong did a lot better from that time.

>>14975356
Wasn't that called mainlining or something like that?

>>14975356
Maybe speedballing? I think that was heroin and cocaine.

>>14975150
Looks like something a fatty would eat. Imagine looking at yourself in a mirror as a fatty.

Wasn't it John Belushi who died doing that?

>>14975318
you're a cheap date and i'm a cheapskate, a match made in heaven
>>14975324
in case things don't work out with the brunette i'll call you. don't wait for me
>>14975328
that sounds delicous.
i'm sure the sugar glaze can be made to work to some extent, but i'd completely remove the cheese from the equation in that case and either make the glaze more savory or address the meat a little differently. maybe something with a kind of breaded or battered chicken, instead.

>>14975150
It's delicious but will kill you, so probably a nigger or a jew desu.

>>14975150

Amerifats, can confirm. Am Amerifat

>>14975161
Came here to say this

i think its a pretty good idea anon.

>>14975854
retard

>the absolute state of america """""cuisine"""""

>>14975150
What does thus taste like?

>>14975150
sweet and savory go together

>>14977595
>the absolutely free state of rent for america in your head

mcgriddle

Wasn't KFC doing donut chicken sandwiches for a while

>>14975222
You act like that’s a bad thing?

>>14975150

Not Europussy that’s for sure

It's so god damn good bros. I'm so sad they cancelled the Big E this year, I always get one there every year.

>>14977966
did you get diabetes yet?

>>14975150
The Jews?

>>14975150
>The Luther

I had one at a state fair once
It was pretty good

>>14975265
Why are your balls smelly.

>>14978624
Nah, I'm not fat, and my blood tests are all in optimal range every year. Blood pressure, glucose, cholesterol, all of it is top quartile. I'm a distance runner.

>>14975150
holy shit its the luther

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>>14975150
>"Hi, I'd like to order diabetes with a side of high blood pressure"

>>14980444
Imagine being such a fragile and delicate little flower that you get diabetes from one meal

>>14980401
>holy shit its the luther
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>>14979286
Theyve probably been smacking your moms asshole all day.

>>14975150
A very lightly glazed or unglazed donut cut in half to serve as the bun for a burger is actually an amazing idea. The only issue with this is there is too much donut and it is too sweet. A burger on what is essentially just fried dough would be great.

>>14975414
I go for redheads and strawberry blondes if I admitted that then my cousin a redhead one year younger would probably smack me.

>>14980488
>iframe
what fucking year is this

>>14975231
Nigga, wut?!

>>14981344
We gotta partay like its 1999

>>14975150
i know who would server gods own food without an egg? donut bacon cheese burgers need an over easy egg. I'll be making a dozen this weekend.

Are these good? I kind of want to try one.

>>14975150
I think it's wonderful, I for one am tired of having to drill fuckholes in all my sandwiches all by myself.

>>14981344
is iframe deprecated

>>14982401
No. But it's the markup equivalent of seeing someone in bellbottoms at the grocery store. There are far better and more graceful solutions available.