/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14959910
What's so bad about it?

>>14960003
Low quality products, poorly trained staff, and very dirty restaurants to name a few things

>>14960016

>>14960019

>>14960016
a labia croissant?

>>14959910
did they increase the price on everything by 1 or 2 dollars?

Just yesterday I got a sausage McMuffin, it was great, hot and steamy, the egg was tender and moist and the sausage was tasty, only slightly less tasty then the McDonald's McSausage, but still satisfying

>>14960123
About every 6 months they raise the prices by 25 cents or so and hopes nobody notices. Maybe you haven't been there in a while? Either way, in a few years they'll be pricier than Starbucks

Tim's a shit, make your own coffee and breakfast sandwiches and ponder whether coffee is good for you.

I haven't eaten there in years but there are noticeable differences in quality and food service when it came to predominantly brown staff compared to the white or asian staff, the latter being better, but not by much because you can't really improve food quality when it was hardly there to begin with.

>>14960016
no amount of training will make the 3rd worlders we import work hard.

I go to the times with the most white people working at it near me, the coffee is super convenient and I like it and the breakfast wraps are decent

>>14960459
>the breakfast wraps are decent

>>14960480
idk where you are but mines never look like that shit. the wrap travailleur is tasty if unhealthy as fuck

they used to be decent then slowly started sucking over the past 1 decade or a little more.

Only will pick up a coffee there on a road trip and only if there isn't a mcdonalds or independent coffee shop within a 5 minute drive.

Every brand has its signature "taste". Tims got rid of everything they had in favor of this corporatized reheated bullshit.

Do we need this same thread every day?

>>14960490
This guy reposts the same set of twitter images in every thread. Tim's is generally shit across the board, but on the rare occasion you can find a good one that isn't flooded with TFWs.

>>14960510
>There hasn't been a tim's thread in over a month
Don't be a dumb bitch

timbits are great and the iced coffee is cheap

>>14959910
They don't even try anymore. Ever since the brand got bought by a Brazilian investment company problem started with shop owners. The only good thing Tim has is the sausage breakfast biscuit.

>>14960731
this, also shoutout to the glazed chocolate donut. it's like a full sized chocolate timbit, quite based

Tim's coffee tastes like gasoline and all of their sandwiches and pastries are total shit. Only redemption is Timbits.

t. buffalo-fag

steeped tea is good.

f o g g e d

>>14960016
>i'm ready to settle down now

they used to have tim hortons in new england for a few years and i have mostly fond memories of it. They had really good iced coffee that came in a huge cup with chipped ice and their breakfast biscuits were delicious.

>>14962011
If McDonalds would ever bring their breakfast biscuits to Canada, I'd probably lose my last reason to go to Tims.

>>14962011
I grew up in New England. Hated every second of it

I miss Tims

I miss a 2AM double double in late fall with my fat friend

I miss chocolate toasted coconut

I miss the old iced cap

I miss Canada. I want to go home.

>>14962040
This feel, except I'm still living in Canada.

>>14961265
Timbits are ultimate cucked now that its all frozen bullshit

Honest question for leafs.

How the hell do you stand weather below 60?

Texan here

>>14960135
I remember when a med ice cap was 2.51. Now it's 3.14

>>14962060
you kinda just walk out into it

posting from alaska

>>14962074
>tried this

instantly had to piss and wanted to kill myself

>>14962060
anything above 20 is too hot to live.

>>14962060
Some places up here it goes over 100degF in the summer. I sweat like a pig and radiate heat, so I find anything over 70degF to be uncomfortable. It's a lovely 35degF right now and I have the window cracked open to enjoy the night breeze.

>>14962060
Anything above -20 (-4 in fahrenheit apparently) is just comfy. Just bundle up. Longjohns for legs, a couple layers for torso. If your limbs are cold that means your torso is not retaining enough heat, and your body is sealing the limbs off from heat circulation in case it has to save your internal organs. If you are warm you should be comfortably warm. Also stay moving at all times, don't stop and stand around unless you are sure you will remain warm.

Below -20 it gets a bit more dicey, if only because wearing a parka is a pain in the ass sometimes. But if you're willing to bundle up, you're mostly fine even if it gets truly cold.

I don't understand how hotfags stand it. You can always put on more layers, but if it's 25C (77F) and up, you are going to be uncomfortable. Where I live it regularly hits 35C (95F) in the summer plus humidity and I have honestly begged for death.

>>14962092
>I don't understand how hotfags stand it. You can always put on more layers, but if it's 25C (77F) and up, you are going to be uncomfortable.
Jesus christ, I work construction and I can't tell you how much of a pain in the ass it is because every office worker seems to need to crank their heating up to 24degC as soon as there's frost on the ground. When you get up into a t-bar ceiling where all the heat has pooled, it's like a dusty sauna.

>>14962092
>you can always put on more layers

this has been the biggest meme of my life. THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH LAYERS

It was in the mid 60's this weekend and I had a winter coat on. Was still a little cold.

I'm beginning to think my blood doesn't warm itself. I'm always freezing if it's not 80 plus.

Then again I can easily run in 100 degree weather. I actually really enjoy it.

One of these days I swear I'm finally going to be able to remove my skin to reveal my reptilian face.

>>14962108
you're wearing shit clothes then
i have paper thin thermal pants that i wear with a pair of longjohns for hiking in iceland and norwray during the winter, and i do just fine. buy better clothes.

t. new york fag

>>14962108
Lel, this is me right now. I don't usually pull my winter coat out until it snows, which usually isn't until New Years.

>>14962060
You sound like you've never left your area. Humans are adaptable and get accustomed to the weather that's around them while they're growing up.

>>14962108
Are you jewish? Might have shit blood circulation

>>14962123
it's made of down feathers. My parents had to buy me a bunch of down material growing up because I would constantly start screaming everytime we went outside.

I think they were happy when I moved away to the south. I always felt like they thought I was a burden

>>14962130
I grew up in New Hampshire. Absolute hellhole for someone like me.

>>14962131
no, I'm actually a runner. I just feel like I'm an old human. Before we crawled out of Africa. My body just can't take it at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eTIAfV_EXY

>>14962279
How low are American standards that Tim Hortons gets praised? Dunkin Donuts sounds like a nightmare

>>14962298
Dunkins is unimaginably shit. It's more expensive than Starbucks half the time and everything is way worse than Tims, it's like eating plastic.

The coffee is good in a shitty way but then it's not cheap. That's the part that confuses me. At least corner the "good in a shitty way" market.

>>14962060
The honest answer is layered clothing. It's quite comfortable as long as your feet don't get soaked, then you're fucked

>>14960016
>mtf post op

>>14962298
I'm not big on Tim's desu, I'd rather make my own or grab mcdicks coffee when it's a buck sometimes.

Sometime 2019 I went to Maine for a work thing and stopped for gas at a Dunkin. I asked for the biggest black coffee they could give me and I have to say that I'm not sure what was in my cup but it tasted like complete ass. I figured it was just a personal taste thing desu but I regretted asking for the biggest one they had.

>>14962391
I hate layers. I workout so I can show off my damn body

>>14960016
>>14960019
>>14960480
>>14962298
>>14962329
Looks pretty damn good to me faggots

>>14963858
queer

>>14959910
What is tim hortons?

>>14959910
Decided to stop at a tims on the way to a golf game, got a medium dark roast and a everything bagel with cream cheese, bacon and tomato "please bake the bagel twice" "o yes very good oc ourse sir bagel toast twice" I get the food, bagel hasnt been toasted once, they didn't even bother to cut it in half, they were out of cream cheese so they put on this disgusting fucking garlic butter chive sludge shit, it was fucking oily and tasted fucking awful, the coffee tasted fucking burnt and I swear there was some grittiness in my first couple sips. Reminded me why I stopped going to that shithole of a chain. Fuck Tim Hortons and FUCK BRAZILIANS.

>>14962060
I nut up, put on the appropriate clothing and just deal with.

>>14964294

>>14962298
I wanna shop at Tim Burton's

>>14964242
Canadian Dunkin Donuts

>>14962108
Nigger detected

>>14959910
not even canadian but
>play wow because I'm a nerd
>guild is full of canadians
>they all go to tim hortons
>they all go on racist rants about how indians and pakis are the stupidest people on earth
>some dude had to order 6 separate coffees to get a black coffee

and I thought lashawndisha and jon'trae'vious did poor jobs.

>>14959910
>Every last location is staffed by pakis, fillipinos or chinks
>Hot coffee is the drizzilng shits
>Ice Capps are either watery as fuck or have fuck all flavour
>Donuts aren't even fresh anymore, shipped pre-glazed and frozen
>Hot food is fake meat, cheese is plastic, bagels are shit
>Cooks can't butter or sauce worth a fuck
>on a whim ordered a bacon grilled cheese and they forgot the fucking bacon...6 fucking times
>Every leaf boomer still swears by it because "muh canadian culture"

Fuck Niggers, Fuck Jannies and Fuck Hortons

>>14962060
We thrive in -4° F. Just throw one of these on and go about our business. Anything over 68° F is too much for me.

>>14964570
some pakis here in b.c actually refused to put bacon and mayo ON MY BAGEL B.E.L.T

>>14965230
Your fault for supporting this shitty chain

>>14964448
Yeah fucking darkies have pretty much fucked everything up, I live in the Bay Area (it’s fucked don’t live here) and if I’m forced to go out to eat I always avoid restaurants staffed by niggers, especially if they are the cooks.

>>14965230
>bagel BELT
Sounds delicious. Might have to try that sometime. Why no mayo though? I can get the bacon part because of Islam but why refuse to spread mayo?

>>14962127
Hello fellow n van anon

>>14959910
There were always wads of something chewy at the bottom of Tim Hortons coffee. I have no idea to this day if they just made it poorly or they put something else in there.

>>14965950
See >>14960023

>>14963873
hopefully some day you mature and learn what proper food is

>tfw can still remember going into a tims in the 90's
>that strong smell of fresh everything

>>14960878
it was going to shit before the sale but the change in ownership hasn't done a damn thing to improve things. sorting out the menu and ending the constant changes would be a good start. they need to get better more consistent coffee too. if you go to McDonalds the coffee tastes exactly the same no matter which city your in but Tim Hortons is wildly different. don't know what the problem is but they need to fix it.

>>14962060
you just get used to it. we have some real pussies up here that spend all winter crying tho. i don't even own a winter coat anymore. you don't need it if you just layer up. then again i'm also a crazy fuck that actually enjoys winter. i'd rather be cold then sweating my ass off when it's 95 with 90% humidity.

>>14962108
fucking how? it's 63 in my house right now and i'm sitting here in my underwear perfectly comfortable.

>>14965602
>why no mayo
they literally just told me they dont "usually" put mayo and bacon on the belt. they're retarded. i made them remake the whole thing

A while back someone made a post about how TIm Hortons has marketed itself so thoroughly into the Canadian zeitgeist that despite the fact that (1) it isn't owned by canadians and (2) has lost all respectability in its product that its virtually indestructible. I think about that post a lot.

>>14959910

oh but their pumpkin spice ice caps are so awesome...

>>14959910
Maccas does everything that timmies does but better. The only good thing about Tim's is the cheap box of Tim bits because the kids like them. Their coffee tastes like water, their donuts are weak, and their hot food is extremely disappointing. The only good thing they have is a bagel B.E.L.T. on a cheese bagel with herb and garlic cream cheese. Man, nothing was better after a night of drinking than a belt. But this was close to 10 years ago now so I have no idea if it's still any good.
Plus their app is absolute SHIT. I have never had such a hard time trying to give a company money then when I tried to mobile order a medium black coffee.

>>14966357
>mobile order

>>14962040
>I miss Canada. I want to go home.
And I want you to go back too

>>14966403
You should see the friggin' line at the mall. By the time I check my PO box my coffee and box of 10 timbits is sitting there ready for me. I don't know who in their right mind would wait 10+mins for Tim hortons

>>14962060
>Texan here
How the hell do you stand being drowned every year like a fucking retard

>>14964339
Oh ok

>>14962060
Bro I'm from Arizona and anything from 0F to 120F is perfectly livable. You just have to be in shape and own linen, wool, and cotton clothes.

>>14966273
Sadly this. Tim Hortons got memed hard into being Canada's premium coffee chain despite being absolute trash so a sizeable chunk of the population goes there instead of, say McDonalds because they've been conditioned to believe that since they're Canadian they HAVE to go to Tim Hortons.

On a side note, their French vanilla coffee is pretty good I'll give them that. Only reason I still go there.

>>14959910
The tim hortons in the old theatre at Greenwood and Danforth in Toronto is based desu~
All others are kuso desu~

Tim's is basically just a front operation for human smuggling at this point. "Temporary" migrants pay for a job offer, work as indentured servants for three years and then apply for residency. No matter how remote the location is, at least one person will be running this scam.

>>14960003
>What's so bad about it?
its full of canadians

>>14966564
Nah, the tims in Iqaluit is the last pure one

>>14959910
Fuck you Canada; your doughnuts aren't special you maple-coated cunts.

>>14966619
>Fuck you Canada

>>14966619
you think we think our doughnuts are special?

>>14959910
>just wanted a fucking blt
>get some retarded bagel abomination with eggs and cheese
That's the third time I've posted this but I'm still mad

>>14966564
Came here to post this. Thank you for being based and coming to the correct conclusion.

>>14965924
Ahh yes another Nvan anon, may I just say

FUCK PERSIANS

>>14962060
you get used to it. how do you survive weather above 95?

>>14967027
Honestly, don't mind 'em too much. Their food is pretty great and a good value. They mostly keep to themselves unless you accidentally run into a roving gang of them late at night.

>>14967080
The problem though, is that they're there. Who gives a fuck if the food is good? They should fuck off. Selling the whole city away, along with many other bad actors.

>>14966997
No problem, buy a TRS paywall sub

>>14967138
Been behind it since it started in like 2016 my dude. Fuck Tim's and their immigration schemes.

Never trust a Canadian/

it used to be so good, god-tier coffee and donuts, tim tarts and eclairs, all baked and fried on the premises and no niggers. i'll never set foot in a tim horton now, what a shame.

>>14962090
Fatass

>>14967552

>>14959910
I went twice when I was in canada, it was okay, takes like a better Dunkin Donuts

>>14965264
How do you feel about PEI? My friend lives there.

>>14967575
PEI is alright I guess. The province is tiny, the people are nice enough I guess.

Canada sucks

>>14967848
who cares about shitty canada? they're irrelevant as fuck.

>>14967891
Yankee go home

>>14967891
I don’t care about your popularity contest, I just like a nice place to raise my family.
America’s cities are rioting and full of covid and the president is more concerned about pictures of Biden’s son’s dick.

>>14967909
Then why didn't they come out with a 1/5 pound burger?

>>14967027
Yes I agree, but I also eat Yummy Donair by cap mall twice a week so whomst am I to judge?

>>14959910
Taste like shits, and always full of immigrants.

>>14967909
This joke kind of falls flat when you realize that McDonalds managed to successfully market their own third-pounder as a premium item. But hey, that don't make for good Twitter-sized comedy.

>>14960003
their machines are always down.
always.

>>14962127
fuckin rights, fuck those quay rat fucks eh?

>>14967080
they are so entitled man, HEY BRO WHAT U LOOKIN AT
fucking clowns

>>14962108
I bet you have very soft erections.

>>14967891
better be irrelevant than the laughing stock of the world

Timmies is shit tier coffee but their entire marketing shtick is being in literally every single point of Canada, no matter how remote or miserable it is.
That's why we like it so much. You know you can always count on Tim Hortons if you're having a road trip or stuck in bumfuck nowhere town for a warm cup of coffee and a reliable Wifi connection

>>14963217
Honestly i like dunkins coffee. At least their store stuff you can buy and grind at home... But 3 bucks for a cup of coffee? Wtf!

>>14962060
Eh get a heavy coat and suffer through it. Oh well

>>14964330
I haven't had a properly toasted and cut bagel from tims in a decade

decided to try their slushie once thinking, how can you fuck up corn syrup and ice?
they did

>>14960019
this is like... the corpse of food

>>14968702
Fair enough, maybe I just had a bad cup, or maybe you like it and I don't. Either way.

As far as the price goes, your average large coffee is like two leaf bucks and change. Not sure what the average is in freedom bucks, but I was kinda so tired that I didn't think about the price.

>>14962141
old humans were way more built and tough against conditions you're the nu-human

>>14968405
and you think canada isn't? lol

>>14960016
I would eat that

>>14971189
check the news, its always a mockery of america

>>14962060
Be born a white man or an eskimo. We're native to colder climates.