/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14958178
There's this place called Reddit.com that you would love friend!

>>14958178
Sage, gtfo with that “cursed” shit nigger

>>14958178
stupid nigger
sage

>>14959892
Que?

>>14958539
>>14958898

t. Shrek ketchup eater.

@14959912
wow dude you sure "rekt" them

lole

>>14959899
it's egg coming out of a weird egg cooker

>>14959905
i had these

>>14958178
It remember this. It tasted like ketchup but it stained your fingers.

>>14959978
these were insanely good you faggot leddit

>>14960028

>pasteurised process topping

So this is american not-cheese.

>>14959899
Called a rollie. If you buy one I'll stab your mother

>>14960085
but now it melts!

>>14959905
Haha it’s like getting to first base haha just joking

>>14960128
New & Improved!

>>14959927

>being this mad about no more 'tism colors to dunk your nuggies.

>>14960028
>now melts!

>>14960028
This and the zero-calorie peanut spread are the worst things I've seen posted on this board

>>14960028
Literally no where do you see the word cheese

>>14960028
>someone, somewhere, has served this to their children

>>14960332
c'mon, it even melts bro, what more do you need, real cheese? greedy af.

>>14960307
It would actually be illegal to call it cheese. They can't even call it "cheese product" or "cheese food." It is made out of soy iirc.

>>14960090
I'll buy two

>>14960028
> Now melts

what a world

They really do . . .

>>14958178

>>14960813
is that plate edible

>>14960813
>foraged lemons
HEY WHAT THE FUCK

>>14960795
Not as stupid as it first seems. Still plenty dumb though

>>14959978
fuck off this is god tier

>>14960826
shit I always thought that was part of the dish, I think it may just be a plate.

>>14959978
these look fine?

>>14959978
chocolate chips, no not those kind

>>14960813
>honey soaked bees

>>14960813
>honey soaked bees

>>14960679
I'd eat that

>>14958188
KEK based

>>14960561
>he hates his lez moms

>>14960144
Thank you for joking if you were serious I would have to log off.

>>14959905
I remember this. God, what a dark time...

>>14959978
the 00's "health" craze was hilarious.

>>14960085

no this is vegan oil-based cheese taste alternative. american cheese actually contains milk

>>14961703
>chocolate covered peanut candy
>healthy
does Europe really?

>>14958178
That looks even worse than the sick child abuse material on Hunter Biden's laptop.

Gross.

>>14961962

>>14961962
>>14961972
i made several different faces reading this image

>>14961962
This whole company sells non-food items with zero nutritional value to anorexics. They even literally used to advertise on pro-ana forums. They're designed to have no calories and be easy to vomit back up. I'm not sure whether that's more evil or more hilarious.

>>14961616
unless..

>>14961994
That is SOOO evil girl they should be put out of business!

How dare they. My body is a temple.

>>14961258
>>14961221
Bees are edible.

>>14960813
wot?

>>14960028
>Now Melts!

>>14960534
Is this like some kind of modern art installation?

>>14960028
>now melts!

What the fuck did it do before

>>14959933
Imagine swimming only to be caught in a net
Then get sent to a factory to be grounded and sold as little mermaid fried fish
That's pretty fucking metal.

>>14961972
Wait... but how?

>>14961703
YOU FORGOT ABOUT FIBER!

>>14962522
isnt it illegal to call the product butter?
like how those packs of "butter" you get in a cafeteria would be something like "whipped spread"
because it's less than 50% butter or something, right?

>>14959978
My parents never bought me these...

>>14962522
>>14962528
It's butter flavored pancake syrup.

>>14960679
Might be good if it was actual chili

>>14962522
>natural butter flavor (milk)
what did they mean by this

>>14962404
Suck

>>14962693
It still does that though.

>>14962463
>Hey Carl can I give me your celery?
>No! I need it for fiber!
>...I have problems!

>>14962522
>corn syrup
>high fructose corn syrup

Why both?

>>14962522

I never got to taste the purple ketchup.

I did get to taste the delicious green ketchup however.

So blessed.

>>14960813
is this AI generated food?

>>14958178
I always dreamt of eating glue. Thanks Heinz.

this is pretty cursed

>>14962415
basically sawdust, salt and something to flavor it

>>14963427
looks like kebab meat I'd eat it

>>14960795
based

>>14960813
>>14960679
I dont know whats is satire anymore

>>14963438
cringe, not funny and fake btw

>>14962522
>first ingredient is corn syrup
Come on now.

>>14961880
Swoops were advertised as a healthy alternative to tick chocolate bars, yes. There were suburban moms (like mine) who bought full sale into the craze. Buying swoops, slimfast, nutella, etc. Literal chocolate candy advertised as healthy. Don't forget all the low fat shit that was filled to the brim with sugar too.

>>14963497
>the natural goodness of nature's potato, the Potato.
I fucking keked but unfortunately this one is fake. It's an edit of pic related.

>>14960679
>detroit
mfw

>>14960826
Potter here. No, it is just very ugly. Between the 1940s and the 1960s, the Western pottery world fell deeply in love with the deep, rich earthy tones of fuel-fired kiln glazes popular in Japan and China sine time immemorial. During the 1970s energy crisis, potters were forced by fuel shortages to fire predominantly in electric kilns. Glaze recipes to emulate the look of traditional reduction atmosphere glazes in oxidation proliferated. By the 1980s, people realized that what electric kiln do best are bright, punchy colors. Unfortunately, decades later these ugly faux-reduction glazes still remain a staple in college and atelier ceramics studios. It was only a matter of time before the world was filled with ugly as fuck poo-colored student pottery.

>>14963527
White people...

>>14959912
im from the mid hudson valley... wht is this?

>>14960813
This legitimately reminds me of the lake monster in Creepshow 2.

>>14963713
>Americans
>White
I want /pol/ to go and stay go.

>>14962204
Technically shit is edible, that doesn't mean you should put it in your mouth.

>>14963504
Low GI, not low fat.

>>14963725
Does Europe EVER stop thinking about America?

>>14963725
I'm whiter than you, Ahmed

>>14963748
They hate us because they anus

>>14958178

>>14963522
I think this is a winner right here. "Cheese sauces" are fucking foul. How can you faggots loose your shit at shredded cheese product, calorie-free penut flavored spread, and butter flavored butter-free syrup but be just fine with cheese sauce? Shit is sick.

>>14960028
I'm guessing this is just some fucked up congealed oil mixed with something to emulsify
fuckin revolting

>>14962404
burned to a crisp?

>>14962404
do the impossible

>>14963492
mett cake is based tho

>>14961962
holy shit I've had a bunch of these products they are so fucking gross

>>14963438
>china
how much semi-rare minerals in this bad boy are we talking about?

>>14964366

>>14963438
For those interested.

>>14963522
In the South in more olden days, we used to make a chocolate gravy to eat with biscuits. It's pretty good, basically just a roux that you sweeten up and add chocolate to

>>14964489

>>14960826
what plate?
Wait, that isn't a horrifically burned pancake?

>>14958178
There's literally nothing wrong with colored ketchup. It tastes the same. Your autism prevents you from eating it because it looks different.

>>14960795
aren't there carcinogens on coat hanger coating? Pretty sure it's coated with a shit ton of chemicals to prevent rust and shit

>>14962522
Being working class in the American Midwest is dystopian

>>14961994
I read a woman's review of some of these products on a pro-ana forum
She says all of these are good, but the marshmallow fluff doesn't taste like marshmallows, more like just.. sugar. And the peanut spread is apparently fucking vile, she gave it 0/10, but said the others are worth trying.
i want the caramel one now..

>>14960154
When I was a kid my dad made some jalapeno cream cheese poppers with the crunchy rings in the middle. God-tier.

>>14960679
at least its basically predigested

>>14960813
>why yes I do want my plate to look like a pizza with only sauce cooked on a stone with crazy voids and hotspots and yes I want to spend more time washing the plate than I spend in planning and preparing my flower fucked meals

>>14964904
i've had most of the syrups. They are incredibly artificial tasting, as you might expect. Pancake and strawberry were tolerable.

>>14963427
damn throw that in philly cheesesteak sandwich bet folks wouldn't even notice

>>14959912
I’ve encountered these fags before

>>14964904
>pro-ana
get help

>>14959933
Unda da sea

>>14963492
Die letze Wunderwaffe

>>14963492
I thought that this is strawberry

>>14961962
My mom would buy this because my sister was diabetic and that was supposed to be a "healthier" option for her.
Ruined PB&J's for me

Can't forget the fresh mint aftertaste.

>>14965386

>>14964870
publix is a southern/floridian chain and that image is edited. It's "Butter flavored Syrup"

>>14965403
do faggots really? is there no limit to their faggotry?

>>14965451

>>14963719

Democratic Socialists (of) America. They show up at every BLM protest and tell the groids how much free shit they'll get from the government if they vote Biden.

>>14964904
the walnut syrup is pretty good. in fact, all their syrups are fairly decent.

>>14963527
Is this a /ck/ meetup?
>gatorade chicken
>stock photo on cake
>everything else
This can't be someone's unironic dinner, right?

>>14965568

>>14965615
cringe and redpilled

>>14960028
I bought the original version from Sunny Acres, the one that doesn't melt, from Dollar General without looking closely at the packaging and realizing it wasn't real cheese. When I tasted it, it was literally flavorless. Turns out the ingredients are just something like vegetable oil and salt.

>blue waffles

>>14962404
became sentient

Lulz

>>14959978
Never knew these existed and now I'm sad I can't try it :(

>>14965771
I can see the novelty of the product and all, but the box is designed like a detergent product.

>>14962229
This is just sad. What a waste of a fish.

>>14965882
Knowing Taco Bell, that's probably where all the meat is and the rest is just crust.

>>14965542
I'd eat that.

>>14965901
no you wouldnt

>>14965904
Looks like beans rice and cheese (the contents of a burrito) with some eggs. What's wrong ?

>>14965917
Looks like a sloppa shit

>>14965931
*Licks you*
You're a sloppa shit too but I'd still eat you out ;)

>>14965945
Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

>>14964442
what? is this science

>>14963427
>>14963443
>>14964961
I've eaten human placenta, before (my friend was able to take his wife's home, after the birth of their daughter). He opted to grind it and make a meatloaf.
It was like liver, except with a far more concentrated iron flavor. Not bad, but I couldn't eat much of it. I doubt I'll ever get another chance, but, if I do, I'd like to pan fry it, along with some onions and mushrooms.

>>14966450
heard eating too much of it makes you gay. Sorry to break it to you this way.

>>14962522
fuck I love that shit but I know it's bad. I haven't had it in like a decade tho

>>14964904
no no no no no no no no no 100% fucking ass juice one of the worst things i've ever had

>>14963427
I’ve been sick the past few days and this is about to make me puke.

>>14961987
Congratulations

>>14959978
>Chips but actually candy
Looks tasty

>>14960813
this is the outcome of pampered bourgeoisie children who grow up with no real adversity or aspiration. they grow up and start realizing they have nothing to their personality so they scramble to latch on to an identity. this type of "whimsical artist" personality is common because the art is so obtuse it's hard for an average person to judge whether it's bad or good and they just don't understand. these people are just husks.

>>14966873
Now that's some class A projection

>>14965451
Yes we do. I make sure I have a condom on everything, because I am just so spooked about the gigachad of stds: aids
disclaimer sometimes I forget

>>14962404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIU0hwaiAG8
Now you know.

>>14965771
explain to me how this is not a urinal cake
what on this box exactly is telling any non colourblind consumer that this is meant to be chewed and not dissolved in a slow oblivion of trucker piss and jizz at the gas station
I can smell the ammonia and the sodium hypochlorite through my screen who the hell designed this

>>14966943
The fact that it says waffles on the cover is probably a pretty big hint. It's weird coloring though and doesn't look edible at all

>>14960813
Been thinkin bout thous bees

>>14964442
>the chernoggets

>>14960028
>now melts
every fucking time, I wonder what the non melting version did in the microwave.

>>14966943
Ok chud

>>14960679
Can't unsee goatsee

>>14966915
i grew up in a moldy trailer with no food in the house cause my mom was loaning out the ebt card for pills, not projection but i will admit i am biased against the upper class faggots. also i follow this bitch on ig her name is devilintraining

>>14967162
u should really become a namefag

>>14968113
>waaah I had a dumb nig for a mom so that means everyone else is soulless
Okay, faggot.

>>14959892
>>14958178
imagine the combos you could make

>>14960154
Cinna sticks? More like China stinks ha

>>14958178

I can see kids liking this and no one else.

These things were popular when I was a teen so I have no idea how actual kids felt about it.

>>14968341
All I see is Thanos jerking it with a cardboard tube

>>14968601
it's eggs and ketchup, get your mind out of the gutter.

>>14960813
Wait, is this a plate with food or just a plate or just food?

>>14958188
THIS

>>14960679
I’m not joking, if you’ve never had chili and cinnamon roll then you are missing out on one of the best meals of all time. It’s literally one of my all time favorite dishes. The only thing wrong with this pic is that the roll would get soggy. It’s a real food combination that someone got me to try and it blew me away.

>>14968657
what to drink? coffee or milk?

>>14966450
>>14963427
How is this not cannibalism?

>>14966450
you forgot a nice chianti

>>14960028
My dad bought this for my family when I was younger. Original packaging listed "this product will not melt" or something similar in small print on the back. I was very surprised when I microwaved some nachos for the first time with it. Thought the oven was broken but the plate was warm. Nothing spectacular happened. Just weird, solid but hot "cheese". I almost got beat for tossing it but my dad agreed that we probably shouldn't eat it.

>>14968686
animals often eat their placenta.
it's gross though.

>>14963427
disgusting

>>14966507
I'm not attracted to masculine guys, but I can appreciate a good looking trap. Call that what you will, though I felt that way, before the placenta, too.

>>14968686
>>14968738
It is pretty gross, but the proper term for the act is placentophagy.

>>14968697
Something red probably would have been a good pairing, actually. We just had some beers, if I recall (nothing super cheap, but nothing fancy, either). If I ever get the chance, I feel like a chianti or another dry red would be a good pairing. Mr. Lector was known for his palate.

>>14960028
jesus christ America what is this, strips of salted oil?

>>14961004

Underrated comment, you lemon-stealing whores!

>>14968161
what gives you the right to talk to people that way? Where are your parents?

>>14968960
Not being deadbeats

>>14968627
It's a plate with stuff on it. I circled all the flower things for your convenience.

>>14959978
Fuck you these were great

>>14960813
This nigga's eating bees!

>>14969017

>>14967144
probably just burned up. cheese without milk fat just doesn't 'melt' like normal cheese, which is why it's such a running thing for artificial shit

>>14969007
There were more posts from this same person. Does anyone still have them?

>>14969122
I didn't, but just went on her Instagram (devilintraining_) and fetched some. I'm not going back though because she looks even grosser than the food and has way too many selfies.

>>14969191

>>14969195

>>14969197

>>14969191
>>14969195
>>14969197
>>14969200
>positive comments
I guess instagram really does have brain damage or something

China...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTUPHExilFk

>>14961987
Thats a joke

>>14962404
burned like plastic

>>14963438
Obvious Plant stuff would be funnier if they didn't have the giant fucking OBVIOUS PLANT logo on all their shit.

>>14960813
I;m thinking about thos bees

>>14963427
>after streaming it

is it just me or is this thread really arousing

>>14965472
is this racist?

>>14960085
Homie. American cheese is just cheddar with emulsifiers that make it melt. Calm down.

>>14965873
>>14966943
isnt this just meant to trick kids into googling blue waffle?

>>14969826
Found it, it's a real product. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kellogg-s-Frozen-Waffles-Blue-Raspberry-11-6-Oz/547109372

>>14969191
This one I don’t really see anything wrong with. Maybe the fish dressing is maggot marmalade but I feel like I need the comments.

>>14968738
The appeal to nature notwithstanding, animals don't generally eat other animals' placentas. Especially not placentas from the same species.

>>14962528
It's shopped. The original image was for butter flavored pancake syrup.

>>14968140
He'd get fewer (You)s if he did.

>the same 30 images that have been posted over and over for the last decade
Great thread! :)

>>14963427
I'm done, I'm out. Goodbye.

>>14969974
Also the majority of them are clearly staged.

>>14968161
soft upper class baby

>>14970339
Whine harder, trash human

>>14969200
>sumac
isn't that shit really toxic? Is there an edible variety?

>>14969822
no its semi-edible plastic and msg flavorings, I had it once when I went to burgerclapistan

>>14969195
I. need. this. cake.

can we make this a freakin meme?

>>14964544
I would buy a dozen of these, put them on a table in my workplace's lunchroom, and sit at another table just to see the reaction faces.

>>14958188
fpbp

>>14958178
Was this marketed to niggers?

>>14970449
Quick search says it's lemon flavor spice so you're probably thinking about something else.

>>14964904
What's the forum called? I'm looking for a place to call home.

>>14971757
www.reddit.com

>>14971806
No, that's the pro-BED forum. It's easy to get them mixed up.

>>14970841
Looks like candy, has any child ever tried to eat one?

>>14971956
Yes, me.

>>14963427
you learn something new everyday

>>14972172
How did that go? Did it taste like lemon candy? Did it burn? Did you have to go to the hospital?

>>14972200
Yes, all three.

>>14960154

>>14970361
your time will come and the real people of the country will come to your gated community and slit your throat as you run out of your burning house. you live in a fabricated pleasure simulation instead of the real world so you might not understand but everyone is starting to get sick of the midwit upper class who get everything handed to them and eventually everything is going to be taken away from you.

>>14958188
This! So much this!

>>14972430
And you'll be shot in the gut and die in the street like the piece of trash you are for trying.

>>14960028
>>14960085
>So this is american not-cheese.
If you read the rest of the picture you would see that its clearly mexican

>>14972430
commies get the rope

>>14960679
I'd try it.

>>14958178
they should have rereleased this during the infinity war and endgame hype

>>14959892
>>14959905
>>14964544
>>14965403
these made me horny

>>14963904
>government cheese
yum

>>14962522
>>14962528 >>14962633 >>14962650 >>14963029 >>14963299 >>14963501 >>14964870 >>14966540
the image is shopped. heres the original

>>14975103
you posted the front he posted the back, this proves nothing.