/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14960931
Id post the soilads eating out of a literal toilet but am phonefagging at the moment

>>14960931
>Two Hawaiian rolls straight out of the package
>Two pickles straight from the jar
>Shit quality cut dried out and yet still too fatty
>No sauce and some kind of gay craft beer in a fucking mason jar

Absolutely trash

>>14960953
I knew those damn rolls looked familiar. This is just sad

>>14960931

>>14960931
>>14960953
>>14960957
>That’ll be $35 + tip!

>>14960931
That was obviously a cheap appetizer plate you could pay a little extra for if you bought a beer. I would buy it just to say fuck you to Cruz.

>>14960957
>>14960953
>cheap bread straight out of the package
So, you've never been to a bbq place before?

>>14960966
You should try having self respect

>>14960966
t. brooklyn hipster

>>14960957
The owner of King’s Hawaiian is a cool guy, but he didn’t even have any of those rolls at his BBQ I went to a few years back, just some badass trifle and mac salad, he has no idea why those rolls are as popular as they are.

>>14960971
Cheap white bread to mop up sauce does not equal sugar squares set there to make the tray look less empty, with zero sauce to be seen.

>>14960966
>seething three years later
get yourself some avocado toast, levi. youre not you when youre hungry.

>>14960989
>zero sauce to be seen
There's literally two bottles of sauce in the upper right of the image. Again, have you ever even been to a bbq place?

>>14960966
rent free

>>14960931
It didn’t make it? Good. Fuck this price gouge portioning. I live in SF and since there’s no legit bbq the fucking faggot hipsters portion like fucking fairies for sub par barbecue. Always great to watch these faggots get their shit kicked it fiscally

These dumb little shits

>>14960931
Texans eating like real men and fuckin brookies over there eating appetizers.

>>14960931
This is still sold at a local spot. Same stupid hipster look, same shitty portions.

Hot waitresses who only work their because dad will pull the credit cards if they don’t and service about what you’d expect.

>>14961032
I only liked these when my mom brought them home for work. Super fucking overpriced otherwise.

>>14961032
Homemade cakepops are fine. The store bought stuff is not.
>went to a wedding with Star Wars cake pops as the wedding cake

If I posted pic related and said it was from SF or PDX everyone would find something to spaz out about.

>>14961035
But at the end of the day, the trend is contained in that dinky hipster establishment.

>>14961047
not really, but okay

>>14961047
Obviously

Also:
>not posting superior KC style instead of sweet beef

>>14961047
that brisket looks good.

>>14960982
They are full of sugar. That is the reason for their popularity.

>>14961047
San Fran would outlaw bbq.

>>14961032
bro those things are fucking great, my sisters friend came over and made some for the us and they were out of this world. True they are labor intensive or expensive if you buy them but if you can get a cutie Asian chick to make them you wouldn't be talking that shit

>>14960931
>charred baking tray
>parchment paper
>packaged rolls
>vlasic dill pickels from jar
>store-bought brisket
>some shitty beer in a dollar tree glass

fuck you op, this is 100% your own pleb-tier creation

>>14961101
Just make a cake, coward

>>14961016
>Bottled sauce
>At a BBQ place

Have you ever been to a actual BBQ place? The sauce is mopped on the meat, not jarred bullshit

>>14961106
It’s from an awful clickbait article.

>>14961098
The point is that you can find good bbq literally anywhere, but people from the South/Texas never travel, so think what they have is somehow special (many of them know that's not true, but have to say that it is when they go home). I'm not saying the OP image doesn't look pathetic, but everyone here knows this isn't really about the food, and just pre-election cope.
>>14961114
Those are plastic squeeze bottles. You've clearly never been to a bbq place - let alone any real restaurant - before.

>>14961125
>pre-election cope
laughing at lousy hipster food is not a political stance.

>>14961125
>The point is that you can find good bbq literally anywhere

>>14961132
>this election really isn't looking good for us guise
>let's go make fun of coastie liberals on the food board to take our minds off it
Nah, fuck off back to your containment board.

>>14961124
Based sluethanon.

>>14961125
>He thinks squeeze bottles are a good idea in a restaurant where your hands are so routinely filthy that they leave an entire roll of paper towels on the table

>>14961135
FYI, Herzog loves Brooklyn BBQ.

>>14961047
Why do Portlandians use their airport code as shorthand?

>>14961047
>if I did THIS, you would say THAT
This is cuck mentality.

>>14961166
Regional filter I guess.

>>14961166
I lived there for 5 years in the mid-aughts and am still not sure. I use it because it's faster than typing, "Portland", and then having to explain that I mean the /ck/ one, and then having to explain which one that is.

>>14960953
Those have to be Martin's potato rolls, I refuse to believe anybody could be so stupid as to put brisket with hawaiian rolls

>>14961125
If that tiny pile of crappy meat is good barbecue it's just more proof new yorkers are delusional, and to stay clear of that hellhole if I ever visit the US

>>14961028
is Flint's BBQ still in Oakland? haven't lived in the bay area in 20 years. but i remember that place, fondly.

>>14962830
did a little research. seems like it's been gone for some years now. shame.
still the best BBQ i ever had.

>>14960953
>yet still too fatty

>complaining about fat in meat

ok you SOYBOYS really need to leave

why do americans put so much effort on meat and zero effort on bread, it isn't accetable to use loaf bread as normal bread

>>14960931
Love me a tray full of barbecue

That'd be 60 dollars white boi

t. Sohla

>>14963035
Because they are swine

>>14963035
We have very good bakeries, actually

>>14961182
What does that mean?

>>14961098
SF has multiple BBQ places that are all popular

>>14963090
it is still common, as i see in this thread, to use loaf/packaged bread even if you are cooking great food

>>14960931
What the hell is that?
All those memes about New York being good at cooking must be just that.
Rudy's will give you more bang for your buck, get that shit out of here.

Chopped cheese die? I never had but it seems like a Philly Cheese but shittier.

>>14963115
Yeah I guess BBQ people don't care about the bread as much. It's really there to sop up all that goodness. I've had pretty good bread and rolls at BBQ joints. Americans don't mind enjoying cheap and simple food sometimes, doesn't make us swine, fuck you!

>>14961047
I will never understand this amurican need to always eat bbq with some shitty bread, effectively eating less meat and more carbs and sugars. Thats why you're a dying empire.

>>14963185
I agree with you about bread its fucking retarded but coleslaw and mac and cheese are complemented by BBQ

>>14963190
Dude, barbecue is meat. Veggies and bread only belongs in a grill If theres women around.
Also, thats another thing: grill your fucking bread. Everytime I see american bbq its always some fucking effortless bland white bread, why wouldnt you just put It on the grill and toast it a little?

>>14963214
I live in NYC I don't know anything about BBQ you retarded German

>>14961148
Last I checked you can belong to any political party you want in America

>>14963185
Why do you have to jab at Americans so much? Go back to your containment board.

>>14963259
I like american culture in general very much, but eating white bread in barbecue its the single most despicable thing you people do. I dont even care for the bombings and political destabilization in foreign countries, just fucking at least grill your shitty bread.

>>14963234
Don't badmouth the Germans, Germany is unironically more or less the promised land of grilling even if other European countries come close there's still something special about german "grillparties" well not necessarily parties but some long tables a whole bunch of people the grillmeister, a ridicoulus amount of meats and sausages and some beerkegs it's just comfy

>>14963234
Bread is popular for grilling though. It's mostly some baguette, toast or bread rolls with compound butter though.
Even if you buy some bratwurst as a fast food somewhere you get it in a bread roll or with a slice of toast although they could just put the bratwurst on a plain paper plate like pic related without it.

>>14960931
if you put that on a 6x9 instead of a huge baking tray it wouldnt look as sad

>>14960931
That's really sad looking

>>14963302
What is Currywurst O.o

>>14963327
Don't mind me apparently I didn't read what you wrote closely enough before posting

>>14961047
>PDX
fucking where?

>>14960931

Idk what the trend is, but I can tell you that the problem here is that they are using pre-made rolls, pickles from the jar, and they top it off with a tray that is 4x too large. Even just making the tray the right size would make this more appetizing.

deconstructed and not served on a plate

>>14963315

Based actual kitchen worker

>>14960931
cereal restaurants

Some of these plates are 90% or more meat. Is your intention to disgust people?

>>14964068
>only frail looking hipsters inside the shop

Exactly what I imagine it would be the public for this.

>>14961032
Hardly a failed trend. Every caterer on earth made these little shits.

>>14963115
a lot of people prefer sandwich bread to eat with bbq/cold cuts

>>14963250
that's been debunked actually

>>14960931
>haha, funny, where’s the rest of the BBQ? For what I’m paying you better fill this damn tray with the overrated stuff you call brisket.

>>14963185
The bread is for those who want to make sandwiches of their BBQ. 95% of the BBQ places in Texas I’ve been to don’t give you bread. You get sides of coleslaw, beans, potato salad maybe corn or other things,. Onions and pickles are a complimentary condiment. The beer offerings have gotten better, but anyone serving it in a mason jar is trying to make up for shit food with ambience.
I also don’t trust barbecue made north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

>>14963214
Nah, you gotta put peppers on a grill to really roast them proper for jalapeño poppers or other dishes with pepper.
Some folks also grill corn, unsure why.

>>14964620
>Some folks also grill corn, unsure why.
Because it fucking tastes good.

>>14961166
To be fair we use the term DFW as well here.

>>14961032
Fuck you I like them

>>14964642
Yeah, forgot I’ve had grilled corn. Only tried it twice. It’s all right. Definatley needs butter with it though.

>>14961032
Not too dumb of an idea. Sometimes you want a little taste of cake without havi ng to bake a big one. I think the peak popularity of them has passed though; I don’t hear foodie hipsters gushing about them anymore.

>>14960982
cool. can you get me some free rolls

>>14963035
Because we don’t have a long history of being a bunch of peasants stuck to the land growing mono crops for 95% of our diet. Our history with that only goes back a couple hundred years of it. Euro-peons practically lived off grains for centuries. You people had bread riots FFS. Our city-poor just headed westward for empty land until they reached the Pacific.

>>14964620
>>14964839
Grill corn with butter in foil, then slice the kernels off with a chef’s knife for easier eating and serve with more butter and salt and pepper next to a nice juicy steak, thank me later.

>>14960982
Is the dude actually Hawaiian or is he a haole?

>>14961047
I don't care where it came from, serving precut sandwich loaf like that is fine for a super cheap greasy spoon cafe and such, not okay for the prices they're charging.

>>14964866
He was born and raised in Hawaii, but lives in Torrance near one of the main factory bakeries and restaurant, idk about him actually having Hawaiian blood, but he’s definitely Japanese descent at the very least.

A very pleasant guy to talk to, good sense of humor.

>>14960953
I bet you it’s at least $8 too

>>14961125
>yankee cityfag pretends to know what bbq is

Asian fusion restaurants. Used to be the big thing in the early 2000s

>>14964068
Hold up, there is Jif cereal?

>>14964859
you don't know much about bread, grains and agricolture's history

>>14964756
But that's just the names of the two prominent cities, same as SeaTac.
People don't say they're from JFK or ORD or LAX.
>Anyone here from Sioux City? Do you short hand to SUX? That would be hilarious.

>>14965191
It's to differentiate ourselves from the other Portlands in the world using existing short-hand, that's all

t. resident

>>14961166
I’ve heard blacks say they’re from ATL when they come from the Atlanta metropolitan area.

>>14965238
Makes sense, still hard to believe that people wouldn't just assume you mean Portland, OR. If anything Portland, ME should have that problem.

>>14965260
There's also the original Portland across the pond, and others I'm sure

You're right, I guess it just feels presumptuous to assume everyone knows

>>14965238
And here I thought you were just ripping off the africans in atlanta.

>>14963073
i want to jab that foot in her eye

>>14961032
Those started out as a way for hotels to utilize banquet scraps leftover from cutting huge amounts of cake, then selling it back to people again. Pretty good idea desu.

>>14964068
we had one in my city thank fuck it closed down

>>14963336
Portland Oregon. Hes probably a fellow oregonfag or nearby

>>14963185
That l;ooks like steak grilled and sliced; it ain't Q.

>>14964611
I see some people make the cutoff for Mason Dixon line on the border of Virginia and North Carolina. I've always included Virginia as part of the south, is it a universal opinion?
>tfw only tried virginian and carolina bbq so far

>>14963214
They think BBQ means grilling outdoors.

>>14963185
it's something poor people did in the 60s
my dad used to eat Caro syrup on white bread as a dessert when he was a kid

>>14965871
Someone is confused. The Mason-Dixon line is the border between Maryland and Pennsylvania, mostly.

>>14965929
thanks for the clarification

>>14964908
Nigga this is brooklyn. You're paying $25 minimum.

>>14960931
Bless your hearts.

>>14965871
>>14965929 is right, but culturally I’d move that line to the Virginia/Maryland border. Tbh my “no BBQ north of Mason-Dixon line is because of shit BBQ I had in DC once. But the rule got broken by St. Louis expats who moved to Amsterdam and opened a BBQ joint.

>>14964248
>made

>>14961047
why is there a scoop of vanilla ice cream?

>>14963035
i'm all about the artisan bread for a smattering of good cheese or an open-face sandwich, but i always found that two slices of that stuff plus the sandwich filling was a bit too much to chew through

>>14960953
Probably $35 too.

>>14961047
But it's not from those shitholes. So whats your point.

>>14966134
You should put chocolate sauce on top of that.

>>14960931
never have I ever seen such a pathetic offering

>>14963115
I don't know if it's the same elsewhere, but Americans are trained to think about the "main dish" of a restaurant. Everything else is completely superfluous. Like if I go to a restaurant renowned for its chicken wings, that's all I care about. They could literally serve me water, flour, and salt along with it and tell me to bake the side bread myself. As long as the wings are good, that's the reason I was going there.

>>14963214
If you don't appreciate grilled onions and charred corn, you don't like BBQ.

>>14966134
Flyovers give you a scoop of potato and mayo salad, unlike based Hawaiians who give you a scoop of macaroni and mayo salad. If that doesn't explain the culture war situation in the US I don't know what will.

>>14960931
This looks fucking depressing.

>>14963214
Boo. You guys don’t know? Bread is to soak up the sauce dum dums. I’m from the Alabama. BBQ heaven. Look up Dreamland if you are ever there. Ribs, sauce, couple slices of white sunbeam bread, coke. Best sauce in the world.

>>14964611
BBQ in Alabama and Tennessee is better than anywhere in US. Texas sauce too sweet.

>>14961047
>4 slices of bread
why

>>14961047
>austin
It may as well be SF or PDX

>>14964917
It's not like they went away, they're just not trendy.

>>14968046
>best city in texas
>best bbq in texas
>it doesn't count because fuck hipsters and libs
You guys are really great at shooting yourselves in the foot, you know?

>>14968061
>faggot city dweller coping
wow didn't see that one coming

>>14968072
The only one coping here is you. Austin has great food, and yet you insist on lumping it in together with the meme Brooklyn BBQ in the OP image. That's pure cope, anon. You don't have anything positive to say or contribute; you just define your existence by being against these ephemeral boogeymen you see on Fox or wherever, even though you're literally calling your own state shit.

>>14968082
I'm sure Austin does have great food. I'm also sure that it's a terrible place to live and that anybody who would want to live there is a retard. No idea what straws you've grasped at to insinuate that I'm calling my own state shit by pointing out that Austin is a cesspool, just as San Francisco and Portland are. Now you can go back to r*ddit.

>>14965807
What the fuck man I used to live there
I mean I'd still be living there if it wasn't for corona

Wherever there are black people good bbq can exist. This is only shit because it was made by white hipsters.

>>14961043
That sounds horrible

>>14961148
Lol biden cuck.
Are you going to cry after the election like that shemale did at trump's inauguration?

>>14960931
>Wawa
(It's just gas station food)

>Ghost pepper or Sriracha everything
(The stuff was never spicy and mediocre relying on the ghost pepper or Sriracha gimmick and not actually flavor now they're trying to revive this dead trend by making everything with Carolina reaper peppers)

>Bacon on everything
(Most of the time it wasn't even bad because bacon is fucking awesome but fuck me it was just annoying)


>5 minute cooking videos
(The recipes were always shit)

>Nutella everything
(Same as the bacon Nutella was delicious but the trend was just fucking annoying and also because of it the price of Nutella skyrocketed to where I didn't want to buy it)

>Homemade pickles
(Every restaurant tried to do it most of it sucked though it did bring about a nice expansion in my supermarkets pickle section which I enjoyed)

>Popeyes chicken sandwich
(It's just a greasy chicken sandwich)

>Organic food
(there is no regulatory agency in the United States that certifies food is organic anyone can put an organic label on their product)

>Ethiopian restaurants
(I still have no clue what the fuck they eat, shakshuka? curried lentils? How did the country famous for having starving people blow up in hipster cities for its food culture?)

>The impossible burger and it's derivatives
(Just go fuck yourself)

>Hard seltzers and ipa'a /microbreweries
(Hard seltzers just are not my thing and most taste very artificial, most ipa's are just a contest between hipsters in who can create the most bitter hoppy beer and not about making a good beer and selecting ingredients that highlight the hops and pairs well with it, also the names and labels are retarded "who wants a mango magic kush purple haze assfucker ipa? Only be $27.99 for the 4 pack.
My small town has 3 local brewries and they all suck and are very expensive I have never had anything good from a local brewery)

>>14968355

9/10 list

>>14963214
Your insecurity is showing anon.

>>14968355
>Quinoa
(Taste and texture suck and it's way more expensive then rice even though it's just a cheap shitty grain)

> Anything served in a mason jar
(The hipsters love this one be it pie pasta beer it was stupid as fuck)

Pho
(Shitty rice noodles broth was ok but it's just a mediocre food over all that was popularized by hipsters because oit looked cool in their mason jars)

> Food trucks
(Most of them suck and charge absorbent prices for cheap greasy food plus it takes a long time to get your food and there is usually a long time also a lot of them don't take cards and are not in the same location everyday or at the same time and their hours vairy wildly)

>Air fryer
(It is just a mini convection oven if your home oven has a fan it's the exact same thing)

>Cauliflower
(I like cauliflower and a lot of recipes were not bad just kind of got annoying cauliflower rice cauliflower puree cauliflower mashed potato cauliflower "wings" this one mother fucker even try to give me cauliflower potato salad and cold it keto potato salad)

>Keto glutin free vegan
(Fuck off really fuck off most gluten-free people are not actually celiac but pretend they are my cousin says she was diagnosed by a doctor but whenever I see her she eats gluten when she doesn't know what some things and is completely fine
We went out and she ordered biscuits and gravy)

>Bone broth
(It's just stock but for 2-3 times the price)

>What ever the fuck nitro coffee is
(It tastes like regular coffee)

>Meal kits
(Retarded and expensive)

>Unicorn and rainbow stuff
(Rainbow bagel unicorn cupcake ect like my problem with a lot of these the stuff was made to be aesthetically pleasing but never for taste It was just a shitty product that looked interesting)

>>14960931

This looks like some shit I would make while drunk.

>>14968355
>>14968403
Sorry for any typos I was using text to speak

>>14968403

I'm with you right up until food trucks. I don't know how it is in other cities but in DC food trucks can only park in approved locations, and they do not abandon these locations unless business is bad. If you really liked the food and they moved then you could just look them up online to see where they moved to.

>>14960931

Dinosaur BBQ started in Brooklyn and now there's like 12 locations.

>>14968428
My small town has about 6-10 food trucks and the city has no + little regulation on them

The most popular one is this shitty taco place, overpriced tacos for gringos They don't take card The wait is really long And sometimes they'll open late or close early or just decide to go somewhere else for the day And this is the one that is most often in the same location

All the other ones are completely random my city doesn't really have a downtown for food trucks the downtown area is very small and highly regulated with no food trucks allowed because it would compete with all the restaurants to much

I'm from a small town in South Florida that haters to retired people and vacationers also known as snowbirds

There is no downtown office area in my entire county so food trucks are more like a pop up business

>>14960931
this looks like me recycling whatever is in the fridge.

>>14967718
Can I have the mac with potato instead of either of those

>>14961166
They're embarrassed to say they live in Portland

>>14961166

It seems to be a west coast thing. When I think of all the airports close to me, I think of their name, not their airport code. Only exception being JFK and BWI, and that is because the airport code is the same as the common abbreviation for the real name. Yet I do know the airport codes of the west coast airports (LAX, SFO, PDX) because west coasters seem to love using the airport code for some reason.

>>14960931
>it didn't make it
Brooklyn BBQ is very popular though, what planet are you living on?

>>14964068
what a load of shit

>>14968403
bone broth is expensive because it takes a fuckload of time to cook.
wonder if the benefits are worth it at all.
probably not.

>>14964068
I have no idea how anyone thought this was a good idea
my city has a soft serve place that includes ones with cereal
but you're paying for the soft serve

>>14961166
/n// here, there are two "Portland airports" in the US that have significant air traffic. You could say "but what about San Jose" and yes there is a San Jose Costa Rica but really, nobody makes that mistake because there are always enough context cues, which isn't necessarily true of the Portlands. Sure there are a few other cities with muliple names domestically and an eponymous airport, e.g. "Columbus" and "Grand Rapids" and such, but in the history of aviation Portland and Portland were more often confused because frankly, they aren't, Portlanders are just smarmy self-obsessed idiots who have an overinflated sense of their own uniqueness and value. Hence why nobody from Columbus says they're from "CMH" because that sounds fucking stupid, who talks that way? Fucking nobody that's who. Real transportation foamers use ICAO anyway. Fuck Portland. Fuck people from Portland too. Did you know that it was illegal to be a black man other than in the form of property in Oregon until like 1980? And they have the gall to march around with signs like they personally freed the slaves, yeah no. Fuck Portlanders and fuck Portland.

>>14968527
You get like no taste compared to actuall meat. The only good thing is that the gelatine, collagene etc. thicken the fond. Buying bones instead of some cheap ass cut of meat isn't very economical for home cooking. For restaurants or butchers, who have lots of bones anyways it's a good way to make something usefull from "trash".

>>14968411
goddamn I was just about to call you a faggot for saying "absorbent prices".

>>14963145
It's sort of traditional, at least here in the US South, because pure meat is expensive to begin with, so it's normally served with stuff like collards, loaf bread, pickles, cheap shit to fill you up. Most BBQ places here will keep giving you bread for free if you bought a meal. I guess they could use better bread or bake their own, but it would just add cost to a meal most people already can only afford occasionally.

>>14960931
>pre-cooked packaged rolls, don't even look heated up
>cheap grocery store pickles
>unseasoned, overcooked """BBQ"""

So this is the famed urbanite food I've heard so much about.

>>14965926
I have an uncle that uses it instead of maple syrup he said it was the same crap 15 years ago he was right

avocado everything

>>14968673
Fuck avocados

>>14968429
Wrong. It's from Syracuse

>>14968594
What a massive load of steaming horse shit your post is. My butcher gives me bones for fucking free. I make a large batch of broth, portion it and freeze it and have fresh broth year round. Its the cheapest meal base there is,you're a stupid dumb dumb talking out your ass

>>14961148
Implying american

>>14963250
According to Lindsey Graham you can belong to any but if you want to avoid getting murdered by the KKK you should submit to the GOP's authority and embrace RightThink(tm)

>>14963035
you dont get to decide what we eat with out meat, ivan szekekenburgs

>>14968694
>My butcher gives me bones for fucking free
That's because you live in a flyover state and nobody wants to touch bones or skin because it's "icky"

Bones are sold alongside any other meat in normal places because they have market value

>>14968527
Bone broth and stock are the same item anon
I made multiple stocks and culinary school and also in restaurants and at home
at one place after we roasted the bones and the mirepoix We put the stock on at 8 am and did not drain it till 8am the next day.
A rule of thumb is fish stock or shell stock also known as a fumet takes 30 minutes to 2 hours, a a chicken stock and can go from 3 to 6 hours, and a beef broth can go from 6-36 hours.

As far as my knowledge goes The only time the name of a stock changes is based on how far you reduce the liquid after everything strained out. A Demi is reduced by half/two (sometimes three quarters) And if you reduce that by 8 then you have a Glace De Viande, once reduced by this much the beef stock resembles a very dark rich syrupy consistency.

Well I have found "bone broth" to be better than a lot of the stocks on the shelf that come in the plastic containers I don't think it's worth the price if I really wanted to use a good stock that bad It would be cheaper to just buy a small amount of bones or garbage cuts of meat Make my own stock and reduce it by a lot and freeze it in little ice cube trays It would blow that mass-produced "broth" out of the water at a cheaper price.

Also I'm not sure if you were aware, The name is a contradiction in itself broth is stock made from meat, while stock is broth made from bone

>>14960931
>let's see if retards will pay double for our nuggets if we reshape them

>>14964068
I bet that dude tells people his hair is frosted, "like the flakes."

>>14968769
the texture was breddy gud, desu

>>14961148
Dilate.

>>14961135
I think this is more or less true. Good barbecue is pretty easy to find. Great barbecue on the other hand is in the midwest and south. From there your preferences guide how great you find something. I love sc and tx bbq but they're all great.
t. Hoosierfag

>>14968700
That's a terrible idea, everyone knows democrats love to lynch blacks, hell they pioneered it!

>>14961047
What's the point of that fake bread? What is it doing there?

>>14968355
This is a high IQ post. I love craft beer and agree with everything. Ipas are good in the summer when you want something cold, but I'm a slut for belgian beer.

>>14961125
>>14961132
>>14961148
>>14968297
>>14968700
>>14968845
rangeban americans

>>14968403
I like quinoa and it's more nutritious than white rice. But I totally get what youre saying. Quinoa chips, quinoa smoothies, tofu fried quinoa with authentic cum sauce. Hipsters.

>>14968680
I like avocado. I hate avocado everything. Guacamole is delicious. Avocado toast is pretentious bullshit.

>>14968700
This isn't a political board, but the klan is like 12 old fat people in alabama. Don't lie and spout off about lynchings. The fact is blacks kill the most blacks in america. They commit the most crime, and are responsible for their plight in america Not Whites.

that time where all place that served meat had their "flame broiled" meme options.

>>14968885
By the by I wish this wasn't the case but all the schemes to hold others accountable and throw money at black americans problems haven't solved a goddamn thing and I'm not taking responsibility for that shit anymore.

>>14964917
that's just "food" now

>>14967718
I genuinely can't tell if Hawaii is based or cringe.

>>14963214
as mentioned previously, the bread is ONLY to soak up the juices/grease/sauce left over from the meat.
t. lives in kc

>>14964068
I think the idea is interesting. But I have not eaten cereal in 15 years, I would rather go to a place like this and try different cereals and milk than to buy a whole box and get bored.

>>14968867
Yeah it's not bad just in my taste not as good as say a brown rice or wild rice witch I think is comparable in nutrition and like I said it's costs about double because of the hipsters and health freaks.

At work we some times do a Chipotle and black bean quino with a southwest blacked fish and a roasted poblano crema, it's great and the health freaks love it but id still prefer the dish with rice subed for quino

>>14969014
better bread does that better too

>>14968874
I really like avocado I think it's pretty good.

I make like a monster open face sandwich though
I usually make 2 one with bacon avocado a light arugula salad and a bunch of fresh toasted seeds on roasted sourdough and a poached egg with a fuck ton of cracked mixed pepper corns and salt

Then for the second I'll do the same thing but sub the bacon for smoked salmon and add a fuck ton of scallions and use rye bread instead

>>14969016
I can see the appeal in a place having a bunch of strange cereal you can try but it shouldn't be the only thing you can get

>>14960953
You just described literally every BBQ place ever. I live in Texas and it's all the same.
Shitty jarred pickles, bags of wonder bread, canned green beans and pinto beans, served along side smoked brisket and sausage.

>>14968403
Quinoa is shit on its own, I like having it in brown/wild rice though

>>14963073
Excuse me waitress, can I get a fork and nail clippers?

>>14969075
The midwest has better BBQ anyway maybe that's your problem.

>>14968859
No.

>>14969075
Ah well you live in the land of shit BBQ, I wouldn’t expect you to know any better.

The only thing that saves Texas BBQ is the meat quality.

>>14960931
We have a place kinda like that in tucson, the effort all went into atmosphere and making their food "Instagramable". They are also a craft whiskey bar which really should have warned me. Never in my life had I spent 20 dollars on bbq and still been hungry till I went there.
>>14960953
Those are Martin's that shits probobly at least 20 bucks which is inexcusable for that amount of food.
>>14960966
What does having down syndrome feel like? Does it hurt?

>>14969303
Those are definitely Hawaiian rolls guy, Martin’s have a tinge more yellow and look less squashed once out of the package.

>>14961047
>4 slices plain white bread
What the fuck

>>14960931
Looks like what i got in jail except that meat should be a slice of bologna.

>>14963073
clearly it's the fault of racist customers for this restaurants closing

>>14964068
why do these exist?
cereal is for preparing breakfast in 10 seconds, not something you go to a restaurant for.

>>14969352
Why are westerners so averse to chicken feet now? They used to be a cherished part of western cuisine.

>>14969365
thought that was pigs feet

>>14969065
I think they should have the same appeal as those M&M stores. You go, mix a bunch of different ones, maybe limited editions, add fruits and some other sweet. Yes, you can go to a market and get it way cheaper but there's a certain novelty to it.

>>14960953
T. knows nothing about bbq

>>14960965
Yeah bro go smoke a brisket for 14 hours and then come sell it to me for 5 bucks.

>>14969365
Chicken feet is getting popular again because 40yo women think the collagen from it goes straight to their skin.

>>14960953
>still too fatty
Properly rendered fat on a brisket is the best part. Always choose fatty over lean.
t. Texan

>>14964866
There's basically 0 Hawaiians left. Its all mixed, more of just a local culture.

>>14969365
Americans and anglos in general are soys brought up on mcnuggets hell just the other some Anglos were getting disgusted by how a sausage is made.

>>14969365
It's just distasteful looking and doesn't add to the taste.
>>14969729
Sausage IS gross when you break it down. It's also fucking amazing tasting though.
It's okay to think both of those things

>>14969741
It's meat going into skin nothing gross about it. Also I'm referring to the kiddies that think offal is ewwy . I have no issues if you find something not delicious if you tried it but if your reason for rejecting the food is the ickies then you're a soy simple as.

>>14969741
Chicken feet are some of the tastiest meats on the planet

>>14969365
You're supposed to braise chicken feet until they soften and absorb flavor, not let it desiccate in hot oil.

>>14969442
You clearly don’t know shit about BBQ if you’re defending that pic in the slightest.

>>14968260
ayyy, just live down the road near Kirstall Abbey.

>>14960931
Mighty Quinn’s bbq in nyc is really good but besides that Im glad this trend died. Love bbq and hate when hipsters ruin something and overcharge for it

>>14965254
Yeah but ATL works as a common abbreviation for the city, as well as being the airport code. It's like how you'll see people refer to Phoenix or Albuquerque as PHX or ABQ. Niggers love shorthand

>>14964068
Fucking hell, I had this same idea back in like 2002 when I had to pick which little box of cereal I wanted at the breakfast bar at a Holiday Inn.

*BTFO of every bbq joint in this entire thread*

>>14970168
kirkstall abbey is surprisingly good
I mean, I guess I just expect everything in leeds to be a bit naff. I miss it though.

>>14970242
shut the fuck up you crooked toothed smelly english faggot, no one cares about your gay little opinions and your shitty, disgusting, pathetic excuse for a country
-Sincerely, the REAL Birmingham

>>14970190
I'm gonna be polite as I can and say, stop using the n word like you got a right.

>>14970276
>I'm gonna be polite as I can and say
shut the fuck up NIGGER

>>14967968
I tried BBQ in the Knoxville area. It was too vinegary.

>>14970286
Racism isn't allowed outside of /b/

>>14970306
Oh yeah what about /pol/ stupid nigger

>>14961043
imagine the smell

>>14970350
They should be reported, too.

>>14966134
my dad once thought wasabi at the chinese buffet was frosting and put it on some ice cream

>>14969358
it's' for the atmosphere

>>14968355
stop abusing the parenthesis god dammit

>>14968403
stock is made with broth.

>>14960931
>vape juice named unicorn milk
>kids drink it
>tastes bitter

>>14960989
That's 'cause they want you to use their bottled bbq sauce, also conveniently on sale for 200% the price of a (probably tastier) supermarket sauce

>>14968618
Remember this when they call you a flyover.

>>14970359
can you extrapolate?

>>14968704
>That's because you live in a flyover state and nobody wants to touch bones or skin because it's "icky"
Wrong. They don't sell because the good cuts are cheap in these "flyovers" that you so arrogantly ignore for no reason other than pride in not being one of them. Sounds a lot like people being proud of their skin color despite having no accomplishments of their own.

>Bones are sold alongside any other meat in normal places because they have market value
Offal and other things that American's don't normally eat get shipped overseas. Some of it is sold in the urban cores in America where foreign populations have a density where selling the offal/refuse is economically feasible, no other reason.

In China the peasants and other low class people love chicken feet. If you ask them why they say it is because that is all you have to eat, or that that is all they had when kids. Well who gets the rest of the chicken?

>inb4 buzzwords to rejoin my thoughtful response.

>>14970514
the people who throw a star wars themed wedding

>>14960931

>>14961047
This is obviously franklins bbq in Austin TX.
Honestly Yankees can’t make bbq worth a damn, which is fine cause Texas bagels and breads aren’t that great

>>14964068
this has closed now

>>14970276
NIGGER

>>14970566
the el-wally sisters are fucking hot

>>14963115
>it is still common, as i see in this thread, to use loaf/packaged bread even if you are cooking great food
No, that's only specific to barbecue. The plain, cheap white bread is there as a nostalgia and "soak up the juices and sauce" component. It's soft and pillowy, and when you're doing barbecue, all you need is your smoker outside to cook everything, even the vegetables. Making your own scratch bread would be annoying and not common, and a good crusty and chewy bread wouldn't give the same effect.

>>14970401
No it's not retard

>>14971031
broth is simmered bones. stock is broth + meat simmered more. you don't make your stock with water, do you?

>>14963067
pork/brats/sausages don't really belong on the same plate as brisket and ribs, to be honest. totally different flavor profile.

>>14970537
HAHA based, fuck cityfags

>>14969365
No they weren't you fucking literal bottom feeder

>>14970537
What? In China there isn't really such a thing as anyone who ISN'T a peasant or lower class. Rich people are just that; rich. New money, not old. Anon, the prestige accent in China is the PEASANT ACCENT. Did you forget they're fucking Communist? At least culturally.

When you ask a rich Chink why they like chicken feet, they say it's because it's tasty. You fucking sperg.

>>14960931
Redpill me on "Brooklyn Barbeque".

>>14963185
>I will never understand this amurican need to always eat bbq with some shitty bread, effectively eating less meat and more carbs and sugars.
Yuropoors have to choose between eating bread and meat? They can't have both? And you think this is superior somehow?

grate laff fren

>>14960931
>>14963117
I think this is from Fette Sau in Brooklyn. My Brother took me here a few years ago acting like it was some revolution in BBQ and it was just as bland and pathetic as the picture makes it out to be.

>>14968355
Ethiopian food is really good actually

>>14971436
I feel sorry for Ethiopians that they don't get any.

>>14967968
Carolina is the peak, both mustard and vinegar sauces are top tier.

>>14968355
>wawa
when the fuck was this a trend? as a mid-atlantic person, wawa was just a way of life since birth. if you lived near a wawa, you lived the wawa life

>>14964068
This isn't really the worst thing.

Like... I can see the appeal.

Different kinds of cereal that maybe you can't normally get in your area.

Different kinds of milk.

Etc.

Serve the right kind of coffee or juice and you have a decent place that'd be open like a coffee shop.

>>14971081
You have it backwards retard and yes you make stock with water

I explained this above I guess you just neglected to read it

Stock is bones braised in water

Broth is meat braised in water

You do not use broth or stock to make for offer stock You're a fucking retard

>>14971702
It is just a cheap gas station deli there is nothing special about it it's arguably worse than Subway

>>14971593
This, everybody bows down to Carolina style, everyone with a functional tongue that is.

>>14970376
Depending on the flavor, that'd be good. I picture Vanilla with a hint of wasabi would enjoyable.

>>14971945
>worse than Subway
subway puts 2oz of meat on a footlong roll that smells like a foot. not eating is arguably better than subway. wawa fills your sub to the brim with meat and cheese and the rolls actually have some constitution

>>14971934
naw you simmer the bones with water and then use that to make the stock

>>14971957
oh no he ate an entire spoonfull of wasabi off the top of the ice cream and immediately turned beet red and started coughing. I'm sure it was quite unpleasant getting that unexpectedly.

>>14971968
This is an archaic recipe and there's no place in the modern world for it.

This is breaking it up into two or three different processes When it's just one process with three steps roast the bones and simmer skim the fat and impurities as it comes to the surface
Then when everything is almost done add you're roasted vegetables.

I can see where you're getting confused but they are not making a broth and then making a stock They are just overcomplicating the process of making stock

As defined in my culinary school textbook broth is a flavorful liquid made by boiling meat and meat scraps

Stock is boiling bones and vegetables with seasonings to make a flavorful liquid for cooking

No one is making an broth with meat then straining and cooling and the next day adding bones to make it a stock I can see why you would think that based on this text but they are just breaking The stock making process into three separate pieces it's a very old school way

>>14963035
>it isnt acceptable to use bread as bread
Shove your culture up your ass, faggot. I'm going to do whatever I want with your fucking shitty sponge and there's not a thing you can do to stop me.

>>14971964
You know this gave me flashbacks to the last time I had Subway You're right wawa is a lot better than Subway

Still it's a gas station deli I was not impressed the three times I went there to get sandwiches I'd much rather go to Publix

TBT their pepperoni bagel is so fucking good though all the fat from the cheese and the pepperoni seeps into the bagel because it sits in that warmer for probably hours it's so fucking good well as far as their subs and coffee go meh

I also enjoyed the fact that they have free air pumps

>hard seltzer

I poured one of these abominations down the drain at 2am when it was the only alcohol left in my house.

>>14972029
That is the recipe, that anon is posting Escoffier right there. Anything that you've seen is based on that, and made simpler but not better.
Its working in repeated brownings, reduction, and total use of the animal scraps.

Any stock you make should have meat. The bones frankly don't give much flavor on their own, mainly color overall. The meat is what gives your stock its flavor, so that later in makes great sauces.
Using your meat scraps to make broth separately from your stock is totally pointless.

>>14968355
I want to second this posts succinct take on the impossible burger

>>14966107
Yes. Made.
It was a trend that came and went, as trends are wont to do.
A failed trend would never trend to begin with.

>>14960931
Honestly, the photographer did a much worse job than the chef.
The plate's too fucking big for that much food, and the white lighting gives it a clinical, sterile feel that's out of place in a restaurant.
>>14961047
Is a good example of how much better it could look if they weren't retarded.

>>14969716
genocide denier

>>14972141
Congrats for going clean.

>>14967968
Central TX the home of brisket does not serve barbecue with sauce, and those in other parts of the state might have the least sweet sauce in the US, using Stubbs as kind of the general representation of the style, so where the fuck are you eating? If you say Dickey’s I’ll pop you in the mouth for eating at the McDonald’s of “bbq”

>>14960931
There's no issue. It's a brisket sandwich with some beer and pickles.
Looks like a fine meal.

>>14960931
what makes this brooklyn? it's brisket (southern) with prison food

You guys remember the cronut?

>>14971760
This, if the main draw was good coffee and they served the cereal in a cup so you could sip/eat it on the way to work it would be almost okay.

>>14971566
Is this some boomer stereotype or something, I've never heard of Ethiopians being known for anything other than Rastafarianism in Jamaica.

>>14972832
>it's brisket (southern)
what makes it southern USA

>>14972832
the jewish portions

>>14972992
The hype was stupid but it tasted good

>>14970159
That's what bbq is. why don't you fucking educate yourself. If you don't like it fuck off back to a coast you faggot. BBQ and more specifically texas bbq started off as a meat preservation technique in german/czech markets. They would smoke meat in pits behind these small stores to try to preserve the left over beef for a few more days. You would go buy some meat out back and buy pickled goods and white bread in the front of the store. Typically bbq was eaten with white bread, pickles, raw white or yellow onion, and sometimes with some cheese. That is what bbq was and pretty what bbq still is in texas. IN other regions its different. But when we are talking Texas brisket like in the photo then that is exactly what you are fucking getting.

>>14972992
yeah they are great and actually not very hard to make at home.

>>14973782
Ethiopia basically fucked itself over fighting a genocidal war with Eritrea and suffered decades of famine. Even today the country is an economic hellhole.

>>14969365
I do not recall chicken feet being a part of cuisine other than to be rendered down into various stocks, fats, and gelatin and such.

>>14965807

THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM LEEDS, who I heard was good on her knees!

>>14974028
>BBQ and more specifically texas bbq started off as a meat preservation technique in german/czech markets.
dude no. BBQ is an afrocaribbean concept, wh*teoids just stole the word to describe something totally different

BBQ: ribs and legs and bones and wings from different animals

Not BBQ: boneless skinless trimmed brisket and filet mignon

Sorry if this upsets you it's just history

>>14969358
>>14969358
If the one in my city is the standard, the point isn't "dump cereal, dump milk", but preparing special combinations that you usually don't do at home. Milks of many varieties, flavors and even colors, mixing cereals with certain fruit, candy or sweets, even putting pieces of waffle or Nutella, or stuff like that. On top of that, we Euros get to try certain stuff exclusive to the US.

>>14971934
t. cant read fucking two sentences on wikipedia

>>14974584
i dare you to provide me with one of these cereal combinations that i cant do at home

>>14974584
>paying nearly 400% upcharge for someone to mix two different cereals together with boxed biscuits and milk with food-colouring
This has to be the most ridiculous thing ever, but I suppose there really is a sucker born every minute.

>>14975066
I must have phrased badly. It's not that you can't, it's that you usually wouldn't since, as the other anon said, the appeal of cereal in your home is "meal in under ten seconds".

>>14968419
>>14968355
You’re straight wrong about the Organic label it’s regulated.

>>14969014
913 here
KC BBQ is best

>>14974439
bbq is not afrocaribbean every single culture smoked meat. Texas bbq is based on german and czech immigrant cooking. IT started off as all cuts of beef and moved on to be dominated by brisket( which has no bones in it) in the late 1950's.

>>14974439
Where did these fucking mouth breathing retards even come from? Did reddit try to do a raid or something?

>>14975325
>"barbacoa" comes from german
ok cleetus
you're welcome to call your smoked tendies whatever you want, nobody is claiming they invented smoke, just don't call it BBQ because it's not

>>14970306
Nigger

>>14975060
Come back when you have a 4 year culinary education and over 10 years experience in the industry

>>14975339
Not talking about the etymology of the word we use you fucking mouth breathing idiot

>>14975218
Can you share the agency with me then I'd love to read about it

I know alot of companys will start their own organic label company so they can say their products were reviewed and certified by a separate company

I also read an article where one company was just taking money in exchange for labels ,/certifications of being organic and it didn't matter what the product was It was just a fancy label that looked good on a box

>>14975339
are you actually trying to argue about the history of texas bbq right now and claim some random other people came up with it?

>>14968700
Leftists deserve the rope regardless of ethnicity or race so I don't see an issue

>>14975325
>Texas bbq is based on german and czech immigrant cooking.
Citation Needed

>>14965807
I'm from outside of headingley and never heard of the place.

>>14970257
Both birminghams suck dick you little faggot

>>14963185
Yeah, that's why...

>>14964068
>those cups
This place 100% serves cereal milk lattes