/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14938817
seeya kid
NIGHTY-NIGHT ALT-RIGHT!

go back to /pol/ you faggot, no one likes you

>>14938817
>60% cacao
that's too low

>>14938824
>>14938836
>m-muh 4chan experience!!
>implying ck isnt pol 2.0

>>14938817
did you bring any mcchickens?

>>14938848
>>14938817
oh man, watching you guys seethe when tr*mp gets smashed this election is going to make my dick so hard.

>>14938824
Notice how the OP didn't mention anything that has to do with politics other than the fact that he was banned from the politics board, and then here you go instigating a political debate.

>>14938836
Thread is clearly on topic, why are you being so hostile?

>>14938854
based

>>14938854
Yes, division amongst the common man is great. How can you be so blind and naive?

damn, this board had quite a vibe.

>>14938848
>implying ck isn't pol 2.0
>ck
>pol

>>14938819
Why is everything you own from Ikea?

>>14938872

has*

>>14938854

I’m in Poland, don’t care much about Trump (nor Biden).

>>14938882
curious to see where this is going.

>>14938882
We already knew you're from poland because "czekolada" and Ikea. At least your place is cleaner than the filthy soup pole.

>>14938817
the terrarium better be an ingredient

>>14938898
he already said he's making cookies

>>14938877

I don’t have a lot of stuff from IKEA actually. This, for example, is a 4000€ lamp by Tobias Grau. I have a fairly high-end furnished home I’d say.

>>14938912
Well, that's a waste of money. I'd imagine your cookies are going to suck.

>>14938916

Definitely overpriced, but I’m a sucker for nicely built things.

anyway, back to the matter at hand. You guys aren’t very nice by the way, I’m surprised.

>>14938907
Yes he did. But you already know that there exists a large variety of cookies.

>>14938912
based $4,700 CBT testicle lamp

>>14938931
Fuck off cunt attention whore.
Post tits or dick with timestamp.

Ive been to breslaw once, nice big titted polish girls ngl

time to add some czekolada

Biedronka? Are you poor?

>>14938941

You mean Wrocław? Pretty good choice. How did you like it, apart from the tits?

>>14938948
what in the FUCK are you doing lol

>>14938961

LIDL, actually. Got one nearby the office.

Meanwhile, the dough is done!

>>14938961
he spent all his money on the lamp

gotta take it out

>>14938972
sloppa

>>14938980
can i buy the kid

>>14938975

I’m pretty responsible with my finances, but I really enjoy good design. Good, is obviously subjective (inb4 more comments about the lamp)

>pol
>not /pol/
I hate you election tourists so god damn much

dough is out, doesn’t look super tasty, I admit. :D

>>14938995
Where did you buy the kid? Same place as the lamp?

Surprised to see a Pole who does not wear shoes indoors.
Polish national pastime is stomping around their apartments in shoes 20 hours a day.

Forming cookie balls now, kinda walnut size. I threw in some baking powder, so they should grow nicely.

>>14939012
Two of them

>>14939012
Mini cookies by the look of them

>>14939012
ngl this is the worst cookie thread that has ever existed.

>>14939012
Do your best to make sure your kids never find out you browse this website.

>>14939011

really? Never saw that amongst my friends - I was under the impression that Europeans generally take shoes off indoors.

First batch is about to go in!

>>14938962
Best tartar ever eaten

>>14939033
post feets

>>14938912
nice knock off of a 500 euro lamp

>>14939033
Why so small? Don't get it.

damn, you’re a pretty negative bunch

meanwhile, the first batch landed in the oven

>>14939044

My kids really like them this way. They'll grow a bit too, given I added some baking powder.

>>14939045
>election tourist gets banned from /pol/, proceeds to nigger up /ck/ with sloppa
and you wonder why

>>14939045
Cause you're doing lots of things wrong. You barely even cooked or did anything and you expect us to applaud you

>>14939045
Not all of us. People get a knee-jerk reaction whenever anyone mentions pol or /pol/.

>>14939055

Im just having fun and looking for a friendly conversation. I dont need anyone applauding me.

>>14938817
Can you take a pic real quick of the view outside your house? I am burger that’s been locked in my house for months because of COHIVD, and I need a change of scenery.

>>14938817
Wow haha epic cookies bro

>>14939066
post more testicle lamp

>>14939068
don't do this, its a trap

>>14939068
Nice try glowie

>>14939066
>/pol/ denizen being an attention whore
>look at my 4000 bucks old man balls lamp
Please use a proxy and go back to your containment board.

>>14939068

are you trying to dox me? :(

Also, this board - odd experience overall. Even pol and fit are fiendlier.

>>14939081
No. I just want to see Poland. My mom did tons of research, found her family came from Bad Muskau. I was planning a trip to Germany and Poland, but Jews, Chinks, and politicians stole it from me.

I’d ask for street view if you were in Netherlands or Iceland as well, places I want to visit but can’t thanks to Wuflu.

>>14938975
He at least had some money left for a Thermomix.

>>14939045
I'm waiting for the result. And don't listen to those peoples.

>>14938817
why do you post about cookies on /pol/ in the first place if /ck/ exists?

When will they be done btw?

>>14939088

While the cookies are baking, I’m driving to the gas station for some wine. I’ll show you around.

>>14939091

As funny as it sounds, pol is full of interesting people. So is fit.

>>14939097
Cookies only take a few minutes to bake you better hurry

the only thing thats better than fresh cookies is a catless v8 coldstart

Driving to the old town to show the bruger anon around.

>>14939104

My wife is watching them, they’re gonna be alright.

>>14939097
I have to agree, there are a lot of "interesting" people on 4chan in general

>>14939078
Look how mad he made you

>>14939119

I didnt mean the autists. :)

Pic related is my favorite building in the neighborhood

all the offices are dark, everone works remotely these days

>>14939045
Get thus shit off my food and fast food board

>>14939126
Damn both bottom pictures are scary as hell

>>14939130
I’m sorry Burgerland has polluted your country with Starbucks.
>Starbucks, bringing burnt coffee to the masses

>>14939130
>i didn't mean the autists
get the fuck out of here normie

>>14939148

I dont them, I actually like thier cheesecake.

On my way to old town

This is our castle, it was supposed to be Hitlers base at one point. Not shitting you.

almost there

>>14939171
Castle Wolfenstein?

>>14939186

Ha! Spent a lot of good time playing Enemy Territory.

>>14939195
Time well spent :)

>>14939216

Yup! Still remember some engineer trickshots after all those years. I was playing q3 competitively duringmy teens, and it paid off there as its the same engine

got my gas station wine!

>>14939225
lol i was one year old when quake 3 came out, never played it

>>14939235

Still amazing, although Quake Live, the modern adaptation, is just a shadow of its original self unfortunately

>>14939234
is gas station booze also as fucking expensive as in germany over in poland?

>>14938819
>>14938912
>Siemens appliances
>ostentatious nouveau riche interior

Can't you buy friends with that money instead of posting chocolate pics on 4chin?

>>14939248
It's a fucking cooking board !

>>14939234
>white wine
>one bottle
Yikes

>>14939253
>its a fucking cooking board!

>>14938817
Got banned from Television and Film for shitposting on pol i think, its also possible i got a new ip and inherited the ban?

Nice cookies, the PERU ones looks good :D

>>14939225
et was a sick game, always liked how you could steal the other peoples uniforms when I played it as a kid and try to sneak all the way through fuel dump

>>14939243

Slightly more pricier, but its the only way past 8pm, as most shops close earlier.

>>14939248

Lol, you think siemens is fancy? Look up Miele for example.

Where's the cookies then? Also, are you driving while posting replies?

How’s the cookies and wine? Tbh, the idea of pairing chocolate chip cookies with white wine doesn’t seem like a good combo. I’d pic a red wine to pair with chocolate myself.

>>14939318
we've already established that OP is a tastelet.

>>14939278
He too embarrassed to post pics of his sloppa

>>14939345
Wouldn't surprise me lmao

>>14939332
Maybe, but I’m not gonna shitcan him too hard cause he’s taking outside pics. I’d strangle every faggot on reddit if I could get to EUrope right now. Fucking COVID!!!

>>14938817
Sebuś, albo robisz ciastka, albo wypierdalaj. Jak chcesz szpanować żyrandolem za 5k ojro, to na fejsbuka wypierdalaj.

>>14939375
Chad is the only correct answer

>>14938817
post the cookies dingbat

>>14939411
i dunno ryan seems pretty ok but im a little confused about him liking anime ops and not anime

>>14938817
are u making snickerdoodle swastikas?

>>14938817
you'd be site wide banned you lying faggot
>>14938877
wtf is a ck and pol? newfag

Did he die for using his phone while driving?

>>14939375
It's between Ali and Frank for me.

>>14938854
I'm thinkin based

>>14939614
how spicy are we talkin?

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING FINISHED COOKIES

>>14939375
>Hemish
Probably going to cum in your milk or something. I don't trust fags.
>Claire
Acceptable. I don't care at all about 3D anyways. But women on PMS can fuck themselves when they're cunty.
>Chad
Best choice probably. Can keep to himself and I keep to myself. Why the fuck does music choice matter? Headphones exist.
>Ryan
He's fine. I don't go on trips so that's not really a bonus. Acceptable.
>Janet
Fat dyke. Really gross looking. No.
>Frank
Going to steal your shit when you're not paying attention. Around Blacks, Never Relax.
>Paola
Don't pay rent, get the fuck out. Does drugs which is disgusting. Get out, pothead.
>Ali
Just sounds pretentious and annoying. I'm a feminist, I treat men and women equally.

I'd have to go with Chad here.

>>14939614

lol u must be new

>>14939645
I pick claire becuz she's pretty

>>14939658
Simp. Women aren't even worth your time.

>>14939411
>>14939621
>>14939645
WHO CARES ABOUT THIS I JUST WANNA SEE THE COOKIES.

>>14939658

did you see her jaw?

>>14939670
Fuck off, r*ddit.

>>14939044
>Why so small?
they're kids you sick fuk, their bodies haven't finished growing yet

>>14939667
i just want to secure the existence of my people, jeez
>>14939681
oh shid

>>14939684
this is 4chan. upon joining, you get a complimentary 11 year old girl and a soda.

>>14939375
>Janet photo on Ali description is more truthful

>>14939684
HES TALKING ABOUT THE COOKIES YOU DONKEY

>>14939650
>//
spelling is important

>>14939684
Cause what's the point in making cookies like that?

>>14938869
Just shows how well we've successfully been divided. Or perhaps man was never meant to be herded in such large groups at a time.

>>14939634
very

>>14939272
Lol, you think Miele is fancy? Look up Gaggenau or V-Zug for example.

>>14939706
>doesn't know how to greentext
>calls me a newfag

>>14939684
What are you on about, you nonce. Is that the first thing that came up to mind? Kids

>>14939713

lol, you think Gaggenau or V-Zug is fancy? Look up La Cornue for example.

>>14939688
i like cream soda

>>14939715
>implying
its pronounced /ck/ not ck you double nigger

>>14939688
Mine came in the mail disassembled. any tips on getting her back up and running?

>>14938817
ITS BEEN 3 HOURS WHERE ARE THEY?

>>14939645

+1 on Janet

>>14939742
The original subject was integrated electrical ovens, La Cornue or Lacanche are something completely different.

>>14939774
Apply ample lube and squeeze the parts together. Just don't activate "Terminator" mode in the process.

>>14939785

why settle?

>>14939645
>I'm a feminist, I treat men and women equally.
That's not feminism, that's egalitarian.

>>14938824
Bad bait

>>14938854
>>14938863
Stop responding to yourself, leftfascists

>>14939819
No, its feminism. I think women belong on the same level as men, with the same risks and rewards. I wouldn't pamper them or treat them differently, not in a positive nor negative way.

>>14938817
Because those idiots don't believe anything can be done with an oven?

>>14939839
Again, you're describing egalitarianism, not feminism.
Egalitarianism is a trend of thought in political philosophy. An egalitarian favors equality of some sort: People should get the same, or be treated the same, or be treated as equals, in some respect.

Feminism is about women empowerment, and all that bullshit.

>>14939855
fem·i·nism
/ˈfeməˌnizəm/
Learn to pronounce
noun
noun: feminism

the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes.

Equality.

OP burned the cookies and is too ashamed to admit it

>>14939719
>go to 4chan
>see edgy humor
>get upset
bruh do you know where you're at?

>>14939000
>>14939054
Take your meds, schizo

>>14939000
trips of truth

Kek. We actually bullied OP out of posting the money shots.

>>14939756
Read the post im replying to faggot.

>>14939915
>reading comprehension

>>14939862
Were they using that definition before or after the changed their name from "women's liberation movement" to "feminists"?

>>14939867
Are you sure it's not you who's upset? Fuck off you nonce.

>>14939908

OP here, can confirm. Missing my nice buddies over at /pol/.

>>14939978
Search engine the definition.

>>14939993
OP here again
btw I'm gay not sure if it matters

>>14939999
We know Pole /pol OP. We saw the photo you posted instead of posting your cookies.

OP here, i'm trans btw and transitioning my two sons into daughters.

>>14939847
hearty chuckle

>>14939992
Pleas don't use cuss words this is a family friendly 4channel board

>>14939915
the missing // was the point

>>14939976
>>14940137
I was quoting the original poster who said ck and pol implying that he's a newfag because he didn't use the // you insufferable faggot.

Where are the cookies though?

>>14940152
yea that was me

>>14938854
Based
>>14939831
Cringe

>>14938854

thanks for cookies