/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14933755
phili?

>>14933755
>waits until 4am in Australia to bad mouth them because he knows he couldn't handle the backlash of bantz during aussie posting hours
Pathetic.

>>14933770
Refute with good aussie food or fake cuisine

>>14933755
Australian cuisine is just your countries best food made better, because we have less niggers in our country than your shit hole

>>14933812
>less niggers
>still getting fucked by Abos
Don't you have a music video to make about how fucking family members and drinking petrol is bad?

>>14933794
Kangaroo Jerky

>>14933755
Because post-colonial Australia is less than 500 years old and you won't accept anything it has adopted from older nations as legitimately Australian. It's sad what length old worlders will go to trying to feel relevant.

>>14933881
cope.

>>14933755
God hates Australia, land of the sodomite damned! The fag-infested land of Australia is burning. The fire of God's wrath is sending hundreds of those filthy Australian beasts straight to hell!

>>14933822
Abos have the metaphorical boot on their neck in Australia though

you can't make this shit up

>>14933755
We don't need our own cuisine, we just make everyone else's at a higher standard and with better ingredients.

>>14935589
>GOLDEN GAYTIMES

>>14933755
literally ass flavored candy

how has nobody said HAITI yet

imagine your country's most famous dish being gravy and cheese on fries. at least they have Nanaimo bars and maple syrup, so thats something

I love I love my vegemite
It's strong as hell and black as night
I keep my love all screwed up tight
And spread it thick whenever I like

>>14936800
>being jealous of Poutine when your STATE SPESHULTY is literally uncooked chili fries with hard velveeta on top

>>14933755
England

>>14933761
philippine has some decent shit. i can't think of a single good aussie dish

>>14935861

>>14933755
...Thats like calling PB&J with chocolate milk American cuisine

>>14936855
but it is though, whens the last time you saw an american make anything more complex

>>14936821
whos talking about ohio? why are you obsessed with ohio?

>>14936821
Thats spaghetti with chili and fresh grated cheddar

>>14936863
>what the fuck, ""canadian"" cuisine is all just cheese and grease!!

>not like my beloved though... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>14936866
>cheddar
i think you mean Cheddah™ Cheese Imitation Product (Non-Melting)

>>14936873
Canada and USA talking about shitty food habits is like the pot calling the keytle black, except the kettle talks back just the same endlessly to the amusement of the plastic colander and whisk.

>>14936821
Anon, that's noodles.

Unironically the best Australian foodstuff.

>>14936893
actually they're made of MSG and sawdust bound with thickened water and are actually closer to a type of particularly tasty particle board

>>14936834
Full English seems fine

2nd greatest, the humble parma

>>14933822
Abos were there before whites you piece of shit

3rd greatest, formal occasions only

Mate nothing like some campfire damper washed down with a cold vb while you're out bush.

>>14936935
For informal occasions, this instead

>>14936915
Abos still hadn't invented the wheel by 1800, had no culture, no cuisine, lived in small groups that would massacre each other weekly and rape little children. They weren't human then and they aren't human now. Go moralfag elsewhere.

>>14936943
Also with chips drenched in chicken salt. Never understood why chicken salt only exists in Australia. It's possibly the greatest seasoning known to man.

>>14936943
>no culture
Kek, bad mouth them all you want but saying they had no culture is just demonstrating your incredibly low IQ. Like, incredibly fucking retard tier low. Even a downie can rattle off something iconic from the culture. They had a lot going for them. They made a fucking road out of trees to guide them from one side of Australia to the other. Remnants of the road still exist.

Is chicken salt even any good?

>>14936970
>they made shade in a hot place
Nice. Great thing they invented there. Shade, who would have thought it came from Australia?

>>14933770
>implying a /ck/ thread won't still be here long after the Aussies have woken up

>>14936955
that sounds basically like just powdered stock

>>14937010
you joke but insufficient shade is a major problem in us cities, and contributes to why many suburbs are all but inhospitable during the day, and why cities are so hot in the day and so cold at night. americans are too stupid to plant trees

>>14936846
>>14935861
Golden Gaytimes are unironically the fucking best, I love them too much to even find the name funny.

>>14937032
Never had one, what is it?

>>14937068
hazelnut wafer with chocolate, vanilla icecream in middle

>>14933755
all anglo "food" is disgusting

the countries that eat the actual grossest food are probably kazakhstan, mongolia, china and various other asian countries but they also have some great food too

african food is either incredibly bland and tasteless or just disgusting

poor countries (latin america, middle east etc.) have great restaraunt food, great home cooking, nice markets but god forbid you have to buy something packaged in a supermarket. fucking horrific

>>14937128
Wrong, retard.
>>14937068
It's toffee and vanilla ice cream coated in chocolate, and coated again in honeycomb cookie.

>>14937160
>Wrong, retard.
close enough, it's all just sugar anyway

>>14936812
Wrong. It goes

WE'RE HAPPY LITTLE VEGEMITES AS BRIGHT AS BRIGHT CAN BE WE ALL ENJOY OUR VEGEMITE FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND TEA OUR MOTHER SAYS WE'RE GROWING STRONGER EVERY SINGLE WEEK BECAUSE WE LOVE OUR VEGEMITE WE ALL ENJOY OUR VEGEMITE IT PUTS A ROSE IN EVERY CHEEK

>>14933755
Yeah Aussie food as a whole is pretty weak but you have to look at it through a historical lens to understand that really Australia's base was already the peak of other cultures foods, and we've only been a country for like 200 years. So really in terms of cultural innovation there's been almost no time. Plus a population of 24 million certainly doesn't help speed stuff up.

That said when you consider the foods we eat, they're high quality and the recipes are good, just not "Australian". Also
-top tier meat pies and pastries
-great seafood when it's not $75/kg for prawns
-high quality meats, just in ways that can be considered unique dishes (eg a rib eye with veg isnt exactly going to have a unique name)
-innovation when it comes to burgers. Beetroot, egg, pineapple, all good toppings

I'd say we have a budding culinary scene that's just waiting for someone to come along and flip it sideways. Especially when it comes to baked goods, proper damper is goat, lamingtons, pavalova, etc are all good if not a bit basic.

Oh and vegemite is delicious, but I always see foreigners eating massive spoonfulls of it. Like no shit it's not going to taste nice. You wouldn't judge soy sauce by drinking a fucking cup of it.

>>14937550
>great seafood
this desu, very overlooked