/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Put mdma in there and recommend your sister a movie with a hot male lead so they get horny then have a thresome.

>>14910814

the secret ingredient? Rohypnol

>>14910825
Which bollywood film do you recommend?

>>14910832
Damn that sorcerer!

>>14910825
>>14910832
what the fuck is wrong with you guys

>>14910844
What are you. A loser?

>>14910844
Virgin detected.

>>14910814
Oh if they re not white add some lactose product like milk cream or sour cream

>>14910856
Just add a laxant without caring about their ethnicity.

>>14910861
Yeah well why not stab them than?
This is /ck/ my dude and a laxative isn't food

>>14910865
>laxant isn't food
Disagree.

You're not going to make some sleepy time punch?

>>14910851
im not someone who has to drug girls to get laid
>>14910853
projection is the first sign of depression

>>14910865
>>14910881
You are not from here

That's gay. Go back.
>>14910881

I M A G I N E
the smell

>>14910881

you prefer them when they can still fight back? That's chad AF my nigga

>>14910881
>not drugging women
NGMI

>>14910889
>>14910896
>>14911070
>>14910906
im not normally one to go into hysterics, but i hope that whichever alphabet organization is monitoring this board has flagged each one of you...saying the things you guys have posted is not normal at all

>>14911116
Good bait fag. Have a (You), on the house

>>14911116
sweet summer child

>>14911116
I was in the original tomb skull fucker thread on /b/

>>14911116
... but on meth it is!

>>14910825
Sounds like a sexy shitty time!

>>14910832
Post pics plz.

>>14911533
this
>>14911228
you'r legendary

>>14911228
I was there to. hard to believe there is any of us left.

>>14911116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-pX6nwjLU

>>14911116
being this much reddit

>>14911116
>>14911558
you scared to rape a bitch? I can't relate...kek

>>14910900
Dubs of truth

>>14911116
go back retard

>>14911605
on the first fuckin date

>>14910825
God that is so fucking hot

yeah

>>14911116
Fact check: anonymous glowjoggers familiar with the matter already debunked this disinformation.

>>14910856
Lactose digestion has nothing to do with being white

>>14910814
Free fumigation? Anon, you’re quite the frugal genius!

devilish

>sabotage the plumbing in your house so the toilets don’t flush
>feed them laxative laced burritos
>wait for them to pile shit upon shit in the toilet
>tell them you’ll fix the toilet
>bask in the glory of their piles of shit, all for you to huff to your hearts content

>>14913526

>>14913706

>>14913706
The best part about this plan is how oblivious women are to plumbing, you can literally just rotate the shutoff valve or move the floating plug 1 inch and to them it will be an unfixable problem. there is a certain level of hotness to the simplicity of the trick.