/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what?

>would you take the mark of the beast?

>>14905471
No. I wouldn't get any tattoo work done on me even if it was free and I could get anything I want and it was done by the greatest tattoo artist in the world.

How many whopps do I get out of it?

>>14905477
sure thing chud

>>14905471
only if I had a sleeve or something where the logo would actually be a part of the theme. But otherwise, no. If I don't get free food for life, no.

What's with all the BK shilling lately? I'm starting to forget which mumble rapper currently has a McD meal.

>>14905471
if it granted me a free whopper once a day, sure. i can always get it removed

>>14906044
They're really aggressive with the way they advertise and have been for a while. It's starting to make me hate them and never want to eat there again because it's ruining things I enjoy.

>>14905471
the fuck is with all the BK content lately? which one of you losers got sassed by a BK employee and are taking out your butthurt posting all this shit?

>>14907345
this. free grub or fuck off

I'd get it but ink over it to make big mac tattoo

>>14907377
They're constantly pushing their advertising into other spaces. Noticed it with how many times BK was mentioned while watching American Dad even in the first season which made me stop watching the show. Then I heard about BK donating a pittance to streamers on Twitch so they could put an ad on their stream which upset a lot of people because they felt insulted at how little they paid to act as a commercial for them. I'm sure some of it here is just people who fell into the forced marketing memes but some of it is probably just legitimate paid advertising.

>>14905471
How about a nice tattoo of my mouse son

>>14907423
is he ok

>>14907444
No he died recently.

>>14907453
sorry hope he lived a good mouse life

>>14907453
If ur refering to the pic yes he was fine there, he liked his cheeks massaged.

>>14907466
I was not a good enough slave nor will I ever be to my goblin king. I keep bringing offerings to his sarcophagus and cairn. His shrine is still under construction.

>>14907423
>>14907453
>>14907468
gosh I love coming across your posts, mouse-anon.
I'm sad about the loss of your friend, I had mice a long time ago so I get that loss. Have a good one.

>>14907491
ty, I brought a duck carcass to his grave the other day as a meal in the afterlife. He loved eating duck fat. Feels bad, but I know he's watching over me.

>>14907491
Here's another pic for u

>>14907513
Hey man whatever floats your boat. I too, hope my past mice and rat friends are watching out for me.
Nature has it's weird rituals

>>14905471
i can get a mega corp to make some burnout degen tattoo my anus for free? sounds awesome sign me up

>>14905471
>Would you get a tattoo
No, tattoos are for convicts or sailors.

>becoming a doodlenigger
lol

>>14907527
Not him but clip your nails man

>>14905486
A coupon for 20% off one when you buy three

>>14905492
wtf I love underground cannibalism now

>>14905471
You know BK blocks this website on their WiFi.

>>14907513
If he going to be ok?

>>14908667
That’s because I kept coming here on their WiFi and telling tranny janny to kill zerself.

>>14908909

>>14908551
Im a woman and I like having long nails deal with it.

>>14910421
But you can't do any physical work because you might chip them.

>>14910430
I can do physical work just fine. I was fixing a roof yesterday and the day before and do farm work everyday. My nails aren't like superlong shaneequa claws.

>>14910466
So your nails must look icky and uneven.

>>14910421
Post your tits then, but make it food related so is not off topic

>>14910485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qgh3X1E_Lo&ab_channel=fortnitestream

>>14910473
They look like they do in the pic. Not amazing but I don't really care what a bunch of obese mouth breathers on 4 chan think anyways.

>>14910421
dilate

>>14907423
Why does he look so sad?

>>14911829
You clearly can't read rodent emotions.

My mouse was always angry or hungry. Never in between.

>>14905471
No, what are you on about?

>>14906044
it's lil burgie

>>14907513
How did you come into the possession of a duck carcass? Just killed one?

>>14907453
well yeah meece only live like 2-3 years

>>14911950
No I raise ducks, and even though I slaughter and eat some, she was not meant to be slaughtered. I regularly fed the ducks tomatoes but one day we fed them some tomatoes that were poorly stored and went bad and she ate a bunch. We suspect due to how quickly and the way she died that she got posined from the bad tomatoes (either botulism or something else that renders the duck inedible). I was really upset because it was a waste, but I was considering doing an autopsy before disposing of the body so we put her rigormortised corpse in a bucket. I got a kick out of it and took a pic. The next day she was starting to putrify and ducks stink when u open their chest cavities fresh so I decided I would just compost her next to my bros grave as an offering. My mouse baby loved duck fat.
>>14911953
Yeah I knew that when I got him, still feels bad. He was almost 2 but due to bad genetics (dont get mice from the pet store, go to a reputable breeder) he started falling apart from genetic issues at around 20 months (he might have been up to 23 months because he was an adult when I got him and had been at the store for a while). I took him to a couple vets (which meant driving 6+hours) and they couldn't figure it out. I knew mice don't live long but I didn't anticipate that he would be such a god damn bro. Best pet ever hands down. Nah, more than a pet. Definitely more than just a mouse. He was the best.