/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14901893
Just cook the food according to people's taste.

>>14901893
>i can't cook properly and don't take advice from my significant other
sounds like you suck at cooking, back to the kitchen with you

>>14901893
Tonkatsu in pooper

>>14901901
Go back to eating your tendies.

>>14901924
This one needs another 15 minutes in the oven. Hes 6 degrees undercooked

>>14901893
well you are shit at cooking. take some classes because you're trash.

>>14901893
OP is a faggot.

>>14901924
shut up weeb

>>14901924
Nah chud

>>14901893
>How do you guys deal with shit like this?

A start is to reject all foreign bullshit. A nice follow up would be to stop being a black anime dweeb who hallucinates blonde-haired boys who only eat jap food.

>>14901893
He countered your attack.

>>14901924
no thx I'll have pork tendies sliced into sticks

Show us a picture of how you normally cook it and cooked it for him.

>used to eat out with someone who would order onion straws as the side, but would specify they want them super well-done, like fuck-my-shit-up well done
>80% of the time they would come out slightly overdone if at all
>they would tell them they're not kidding fucking ruin them
>server would go back to fetch more while I eat the straws they didn't take back
>repeat once or twice until they actually bring out burnt-ass onion straws
I dealt with shit like that by gorging my fucking face on onion straws. Still don't know how anyone enjoys burnt onion straws but hey

>>14901893
>How do you guys deal with shit like this?
By not being a homo.

>>14901893
faggot

>>14901893
>boyfriend
>pork
Islam was right

>>14901893
>weebshit
>gay
fucking always

>>14901893
Put his in before yours, or take yours out before his.

he is right, you should not be eating undercooked pork

>>14901893
Learn to cook pork right. It's a meat that should never be undercooked due parasites.

>>14902379
I live in America, so that really isn't a concern.

>>14901893
make him cook his own.

>>14902382
If only you knew what the farmers inject their pigs with...

>>14902382
Are you kidding me? The US has some of the worst food safety standards in the developed world. Enjoy your brain parasites, retard.

>>14901893
>complains that I undercook
just start his batch earlier bro

How retarded is this board? OP didn't undercook the pork, the boyfriend is just a 'well done' retard.
You're just going to have to burn his and cook yours properly. Simple as.

>>14902390
Yeah, inject them with brotein..

>>14902399
this but I make no attempts to be careful and somehow haven't died yet
probably will at some point though because I'm very well aware

Gay people can't cook.

>>14902463
Yeah bro, this board is 90% homos.

>>14902463
they cook a lot of fudge

>>14902445
he definitely lifts

>>14902181
praise the Lord

>>14902012
Commie detected

>>14901893
repent, faggot

>>14901924
all the horomone treatment and anime has made you unable to see that tonkatsu is just a pork tendie and is really no different than a flyover pork sandwich or german schnitzel

>>14902399
I live in America and have been eating american meat my entire life and I've never gotten sick from it you fucking freak, go outside holy shit

>>14901893

i would eat your tonkatsu as you would cook it normally.

is it just tonkatsu that he wants overcooked or is it all pork? i've some friends who are really afraid of like, tapeworms or whatever, in half-cooked pork. perhaps it's something to do with the batter, he prefers it super burnt crispy.

but i bet your cooking is delicious.

I hate gay people, bros.

>>14903097
You embody sickness. You don't remember what it is to be well.

>>14901893
seek help

>>14903142
I don't give a shit what you think you stupid fucking retard, keep spamming "do americans really"

>>14901901
>significant other
you have to go back

>>14902113
what in the fuck is an onion straw

>>14901893
are you a girl?

Is your bf one of those guys that grew up with a mom that couldn't cook? My friend is like that and only enjoys food if it's objectively ruined.

>>14901893
Start by not being gay

>>14901893
Who doesn't like extra crispy pork?

>>14901893
Easy, I dont fuck dumb weeb cunts like you

>>14903445
this

>>14903607
>>14903445
They're onions that are cut really slim, battered and fried. Basically onions rings except they're not left in ring form

>>14903118
It's all pork, though surprisingly not bacon, which he likes soft and floppy instead of properly cooked.

>>14901893

That just means you do undercook the pork. Stop serving raw food to people you care about.

>>14901893
Are you the top or the bottom?

just make your BF happy. Different people have different preferences.

>>14903803

No. Make me happy. I am the boyfriend now.

>>14901893
You probably don't suck his dick enough.

>>14903895
He's more of an anal man, which he gets more than enough of. I even wear the bunny ears...

>>14903945
Gay

>>14903945
>bf is the bottom
then just dominate him, you call the shots

>>14901893

>Faggot OP consistently prepares soggy medium-rare pork cutlets because they think it's a steak and don't understand that meat needs to be well-done when frying, otherwise the fat doesn't dissolve and the meat is rubbery
>His gay boyfriend complains about his tendies being mealy and bloodier than OP's asshole
>OP actually cooks it right once out of spite
>It comes out fine because it's hard to fuck up fried cutlets as long as you don't undercook it
>OP comes to 4channel for validation, claiming they 'burnt' it (without pics of course) when in reality it was about as 'burnt' as a loaf of sourdough
>Gets called a faggot

>>14901893
There is no room for faggots on /ck/. Go fuck your boyfriend. Or vice versa, I don't care as long as you both kys after

>>14901893
Make a note on his preference?

You don't have to cook them all together.
Start one a little later and have your faggot ass limp wristed barely cooked tonkatsu

>>14903966
This.
Learn to cook OP, damn faggot

>>14903971
ever get your dick sucked by a guy? its really better than any woman could

>>14903980
I'm sure you like your steak well done.

>>14901924
der ewige female. lashes out like a child.

>>14903985
Yeah, I unironically have and you are right. I was in heaven. Guys knows how to do it right and are able to keep going for longer too. Faggoting is still wrong though

>>14901893
Just throw his piece on the stove for a little bit before starting yours. Problem solved.
Also please take public transportation. DO NOT DRIVE

>>14904002
But putting up with women is more faggoty.

>>14901893
>waaah why didn't you prepare white rice?
>waaah there are herbs in this dish!
>waaah cumin!
>waaah you added both black and red pepper!
>waaah garlic on fish
>waaah waaah waaah
Just feel relieved that your boyfriend is picky with one thing that is trivial to tweak acc. to his tastes, unlike my mother that will spoil everyone's lunch if not done to the way she wants. We already fought once due to the rice spamming shit.

>>14904152
That's true, he does like spices and especially garlic. He just likes all his meat burnt to shit for some reason.

>>14904134
Not in a technical sense

>>14904188
define
>burnt to shit
as in blackened?

>>14904311
Some bits were turning black, the rest a very dark brown.

>>14901893
Use a thermometer for deep frying, problem solved.

>>14904323
some people just have a heavier taste

whatever, right
stop bitching about it and just cook it to his liking.

>>14901893
>>Boyfriend always complains that I undercook the pork tonkatsu
>>Tonight I practically burn it just to prove a point

If the meat is undercoocked inside but panko gets black like charcoal then what you may need is a slightly lower temperature in which you are coocking it....

>>14904371
It's always "undercooked". I make it perfect.

>>14904188
In this case I'd simply suggest you to give up. Just cook his portion of the meat a bit more than yours, it's trivial to do it anyway.

>>14904353
>Use a thermometer for deep frying, problem solved.
I think the issue isn't OP's temperature control, but rather that she likes meat a bit rarer than her boyfriend does.

>>14904402
>her

>>14901893
stop being a passive aggressive whiny faggot and just cook the meat how he likes it.

Pork sucks so why care? Pork is just for meals between when you can afford more beef.

>>14904443
Pork belly though

>>14904449
All that's for is rendering lard or smoking your own bacon anon.

>>14904443
Since I cook four to five times a week I try to vary the protein we use. Plus I like pork, I'm sorry you can't have it since it's not halal.

>>14904450
imagine being a flyover tastelet

>>14901893
Suck his dick twice in 1 day to thank him for putting up with your shit cooking, faggot

>>14904435
Whatever dammit.

>>14904461
I live on the coast now and it's horrible I can't wait to go back west.

>>14901893
cook a portion the way you like it and cook the other portion the way he likes it. not hard.

>>14904402
>rare pork

>>14904461
Stop being a weeb

>>14904443
poverty thinking 101

>>14901900
fpbp

>>14904647
>>rare pork
I said "rarer" as "cooked slightly less" (e.g. "medium beef is rarer than well done beef"). Not "rare".

>>14904435
Uh, OP has a BOYfriend, so yes, she must be a girl.

>>14904695
The match checks out.

>>14901893
people that grow up on dry pork think that's what the texture is supposed to be like.

>huh huh just eat UNDERCOOKED pork, guys!

enjoy your parasites.

>>14902445
>Imagine if somebody taught that thing proper bodybuilding techniques

>>14903121
It's ok, we hate you too
And women
Also you can't cook

>>14903945
>bunny ears
Hot

>>14904890
Different bunny.

>>14904867
Those parasites in the picture are from fish, not pork.
And the most common pork parasite (Taenia solium) won't nest itself in your muscles, provided you ate it from pork. It'll only do it if you're the intermediate host, by eating unwashed veggies.

Also learn to fucking read, nobody is saying jack shit about eating "undercooked to the point it's unsafe" pork.

>>14904695
oh no no no bros

>>14904457
Pork is inferior to beef but I cook with lard all the time. They don't have space to have cheap beef in japan weeb.

>>14903441
who hurt you?

>>14901893
>>He eats it and says it was perfect
Now that he has proved his point, maybe you'll stop trying to ruin it and just cook it a little more? You thought he'd yield for your little game of "fuck you" ?

@homophobes
Rent free.

>>14906191
But we're all gay here.

>>14901893
By not being a degenerate homosexual that will burn in hell.

>>14904867
Pork parasites implant in the brain.

>>14902399
Trichinosis is virtually exterminated from the American pork supply and has been for nearly 40 years because of extensive and aggressive testing. It only happens with pork that exists outside of the normal supply chain, and even then it rarely happens.

>>14907270
>virtually
why take the chance

>>14907270
For reference the rate of trichinosis cases in the US is about 15 per year from 2012-2017. Europe has about 110-250 per year. The vast majority of trich cases in the US come from people eating undercooked wild game. Especially bear meat, apparently.

>>14907277
You might get raped by a bear when going outside; there's a non-zero chance. Why take it?

>>14907358
>Why take it?
because its forcing you too, thats what makes it rape

>>14905344
Pork is the best.

>>14901893
do you tenderize w/a mallet and salt brine your chops first?

>>14907712
Tenderize, yes. Salt brine, no because I'm too lazy.

>>14907720
hmmm maybe he just grew up eating burnt meat
i know i did but my tastes changed over time
at least you can make a cutlet to order and cook yours the way you like

>>14907358
>he doesnt want a bear to pin him down and painfully stretch out his boipucci by force as he squeals and struggles in vain

seek help

>>14907829
That's kinda gay.

>>14901893
Is he American? What region is he from, this is important.

Likely as not he grew up eating chicken and pork absolutely fucking destroyed, like I did, and he doesn't know anything but dry well done white meat (which is probably why he's dating you in the first place but I digress). Boomers and Boomer Spawn annihilated their pork for food safety reasons for decades.

>>14904913
no, anon. You can get the cysts from eating undercooked pork, it's just more intermediate

>eat raw pork
>get tapeworm
>it releases eggs into your feces
>you wipe
>it gets shed on your hands somehow
>you eat again
>you've just infected yourself with the intermediate cycle

t. took parasitology. It's not really a problem in the US anymore since we've gotten stricter livestock hygiene requirements, but in rural areas it definitely still happens. The worst part about this is that the largest populations with t. solium infections are mexican/central american populations. These people are often doing food prep and as such can infect you randomly at any time if they have a tapeworm that they got eating undercooked pork in mexico or some shit.

Oh, and if you get a cysticercus in your brain, there's no real treatment. If they kill it off with some kind of anti-parasite med, it'll cause inflammation in your skull and you'll fucking die. Enjoy your calcified cysts!

>>14908869
I think I have this. Too bad life doesn't just have a reset button. Oh well I get to die soon

>>14908894
how would you have any clue anon, have you gotten tested? Gotten an MRI? Go to a doctor, idiot.

>>14903447
lol

>>14901893
Tried to spite your significant other by burning dinner? What the fuck is wrong with you, you vengeful cunt? Get a divorce if you’re going to be an angry stupid bitch. I would beat your fucking ass for ruining dinner on purpose and wasting my money.

>>14901893
Why don't you just learn to cook the way he likes it? It's not that difficult is it?

>>14902399
It’s literally the opposite the department of agriculture is the most strict in the world for the majority of food production. The reason you think this is because you don’t know acceptable tolerance levels for your own countries food inspection departments. They’re probably the same or a little more lenient.

>>14904461
>pigs don’t exist in the Midwest
Imagine living on the coast and pretending that the middle of country is any different food-wise from the coast lol. Since the internet, literally everywhere is the same multicultural shithole.

>>14904913
no they are from a Chinese man who ate under cooked pork and got a tape worm infestation

>https://www.newsweek.com/man-hospitalized-700-tapeworms-brain-1473526

>>14903966
yes, as always OP is a faggot

>>14901893
why the fuck are you trying to change someone elses tastes

>omg he doesnt like it how I do, no you can't enjoy it burnt

and it's fucking pathetic to burn it out of spite

>He eats it and says it was perfect
your bf sounds based desu

>>14901893
I like steak blue to medium rare
My whole family likes medium to well done.

Just eat the fucking food it taste good and relax.
How you deal with it is pull your one out when you like it and pull his out when he likes it.

>>14909324
>pull your one out when you like it and pull his out when he likes it

>>14909324
>blue rare steak
I've tried it before, the only cut i liked it on was a filet mignon though
fuck trying to eat a ribeye at that temp

>>14901909
this

>>14904867
Hahaha you can see his penis

>>14909587
I think you can see a bit more than just the penis

>>14909260
I'm trying to show him there's a better way. A nigga only loves what a nigga knows, and a nigga that don't know much don't grow much.

>>14902018
>Nagging Roast used Passive agression
>It's not very effective...

>>14907631
Retard alert

>>14901893
How do I deal with shit like this? My burgers go on about 3 mins behind my gf's. Her mother's steaks go on a full 5 mins ahead of mine. My veggies come out first and I keep them warm until I'm ready to serve everyone else their mush. I have my preferences; they have theirs.

>>14901893
You burn his and cook yours to your liking.

>>14910639
I can fix him.

>>14911086
fucking retard

>>14911344
Yeah, he kind of is.

>>14901893
Eww nigga you gay

>>14912110
>2020
>Not being gay

>>14901893
Eat a big meal of taco bell before he fucks you next time

>>14912460
We keep a clean house.

>>14901893
By not being a homosex or having a vagina

>>14902181
The enemy of my enemy dies second

>>14901893
Tits or GTFO

>>14901893
>being a servile disgusting subhuman that cooks for other people

>>14912852
>2020
>Being alone
I feel bad for you.

>>14912953
>CURRENT YEAR

>>14901893
You should aim to please your boyfriend and do as he tells you. If you don't, some other girl will, and you'll end up an old and alone cat lady.

>>14901893
New boyfriend. Sounds harsh, but hear me out: picky eaters who purposely like shit foods are narcissistic sociopaths. They want it because no one else wants it that way and they want you to make it for them. It's not about flavor, it's about control. Why do you think Donald Trump orders an extra well done filet mignon with ketchup?

>>14913694
sounds like OP is the picky eater, so picky they're trying to dictate how even other people have to enjoy food

my 2c

>>14913780
Nah, you just don't know enough about cooking to understand. Imagine you took time to perfect something and someone was like "can you burn it and make it drier?" There's a difference between personal taste and just being a fucking self important baby.

>>14913780
Also, let's remember that this whole discussion is actually about overcooking pork. Everyone knows what that means and if the greetext had said "my fucking slampig whore girlfriend asked me to burn a pork cutlet" none of us would be talking about personal preferences. We'd be analyzing the douche minutia of how to avoid overcooking pork and trying to convince this guy to get a new girlfriend.

>>14907241
Rent free.

>>14913810
I'm a qualified working chef so yeh nah

>Imagine you took time to perfect something and someone was like "can you burn it and make it drier?"
this might apply in a service situation as you decide how meals are served on the menu, see in this situation you would either do as the customer requested or they could choose to go somewhere else if you will not make changes to meals you've taken time to balance

The big difference you seem to be missing here is that OP is cooking for one specific person (their significant other I might add) and they've made it very clear and apparent what their tastes and what they enjoy are yet OP refuses to accomodate in some stubborn attempt to change their taste because they are so childish they can't accept people enjoy things differently. And maybe OPs bf actually enjoyed they made the effort to cook for their taste so didn't complain if there were some slight burnt parts cause he's not petty as OP who can say

>>14913959
Or in this case the boyfriend can cook his own fucking dinner if he doesn't appreciate his girlfriend cooking him a nice meal.

>>14914028
sure, that's a solution too

bitterly burning food on purpose to be petty sure isn't I know that much

>>14914028
I hope he/she sees this bro

>>14914040
She will.

>>14901893
>caring about what a homo feels
>caring about what a weeb feels

>the seething roastie who assumed it's a girlfriend posting

>>14901901
yoooou suck at coooking yeah you totally suck

>>14901893
My bf as well. He always wants his steaks well done. It's infuriating having him make me ruin nice steaks.

>>14915386
Someone understands.

>>14915688
>>14915386
it wasn't ruined if someone enjoyed eating it, fags

>>14915386
>My bf as well. He always wants his steaks well done. It's infuriating having him make me ruin nice steaks.
Bad quality meat/bad cook who can't do anything asked, and do it well. I make juicy and delicious steaks well done all the time. Smother your steak in luscious olive oil, garlic chimmichurri if you need security, before going on the grill.

>>14915821
Some people enjoy eating shit.

>>14901893
>having a boyfriend
KEK. How about stop being so gay first and get yourself a girl to eat your pork, you faggot!

>>14903611
ngl the burnt dryer dredge is the best part of any side order of fries or anything battered and anyone who disagrees is not in touch with their true self

>>14915386
steak well done isn't bad, it's that most people are retards and sear them on super high heat and think that just leaving it for longer is how you cook it through, and then are surprised when they end up with a blackened mass of tasteless char around a piece of gnarled cartilage

a slowly done well done steak is the best, do it up in the oven and not on a pan like you're some kind of fast food franchise

>>14901893
>post a sob story expecting sympathy
>get blown the fuck out
If you ever burnt my food I'd slap the fuck out of you and make you tell the neighbors you ran into a door like the dumb bitch you are.

>>14916392
That's not a steak, it's a mini roast.

>>14907288
They eat raw pork in Germany. If the whole of Europe didn't have higher numbers than the entirety of the US, where most food borne illness is the result of a fastfood worker getting shit on a sterile packaged patty I'd be concerned about that specific aspect of our pork's quality

>>14916190
why do you want a woman in 2020? they are cancer

>the sheer amount of blatant samefagging by OP ITT

>>14917080
>not "real Europe"
>Yuro population is only twice that if the US, yet per capita is 10x greater
Cope, yuroangotan.

>>14917477
I'm American and I'm defending American pork. Also isn't Germany like defacto head of the EU? You only ever see Merkel's face in front of whatever policy their pushing.

>>14917648
>Also isn't Germany like defacto head of the EU?

>>14917648
>I'm defending American pork
My bad. I had my suspicions but assumed the worst of you instead.

>>14901893
>cooking pork

Yikes dude.