/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14875561
Chip butteh

>death sentence for burglary
lol amerifats really believe they're free

>>14875561
A bullet in the head for any faggot that makes this unoriginal thread

>>14875561
A glass of water

14876034
Murdered two people
no (you) for you achmed

>>14876034
>two counts of murder

Plus he no doubt tried to beat the charge in court.
Had he plead guilty, he wouldn't have been executed.

>>14876034
>Burglary, Robbery, 2 counts of murder
Can you read?

Good ramen for me

>>14875561
A plate of far too many extremely spicy wings. If I'm gonna die, I don't need to worry about my bungus spraying out molten lava.

>>14875561
Italian beef sandwich
Fries
Cheese cups for dipping
Fountain coke
MDMA

>>14876194
stop retard im gonna cum

Fried chicken tenders
Cornbread
Fries
Ny strip steak, charcoal grilled, rare
Mint chocolate ice cream
Piece of cherry cheese cake

>>14876349
oh, and eat whole playing mass effect trilogy

>>14875561
A cup of water.

>>14875561
>11h meal
lol

tomato soup
chicken marinated in milk overnight, seasoned in the morning, barbequed in the evening
cooked carrots
baklava
listening to kom susser tod

Footlong italian cold cut with oil and vinegar
Deviled egg potato salad
half a watermelon
peanut butter brownies
2 of these sips and water

Death penalty is a meme

>paying to keep undesireables alive

Do Americans really?

>>14876113
everyone else is gonna have to worry about that

>>14875561
The executioner's and the warden's cocks. I may die, but before making my killers into faggot 41%ers who go with me..

>>14876034
Why can't Europeans read?

>>14876835
because they lived in Pakistan 2 weeks ago

kino

>>14876820
Jokes on you faggot that's why i became the executioner. This shit gets me off

box of chinese sloppa takeout
plate of pork dumplings
bottle each of orange and grape soda

>>14876194
Sub fries for onion rings and root beer for coke and I'm in

>>14876100

> Jew lawyer before the trial: They have no case. Don't take the plea deal. I'll get you out.
> After the trial: Whoops, my bad. But thanks for the money.

Barbecue platter with brisket and pulled pork, mustard barbecue sauce, spicy barbecue sauce, and sweet brown sugar barbecue sauce. Side of white bread and white onions. Extra large fountain coke to drink and a creme brulee for dessert.

>>14875561
>Firing squad
>When the lotr trilogy was out
Americans execute prisoners by putting them against a wall and filling them with lead in the 21st century?

>>14876353

good idea, but I would say eating while finishing x game and never finishing it.

>>14875561
italian beef, dripping
big slice deep dish from lous
beer battered cheese curds
2 hot dogs chicago style
2 old styles

>>14877295
Nah, typically just lethal injection.

>>14877295
idk, personally thats how i wouuld prefer to die. not taking pills or injection or something.

>>14877325
Sure but why does OP's pic specifically say "firing squad" ?

>>14877295
Prisoners get to request the method of execution. Firing squad is honestly more humane though.

>>14877295
desu I would choose a firing squad. lethal injection is often done horribly wrong and sometimes the prisoner will be alive and paralyzed but still feeling themselves slowly suffocating for up to 2 hours. Real doctors do not apply the injection and things dont go to plan very often. Sounds like its worse than drowning.

>>14877348
Really? What options are there? Any that result in death? Imagine being forced to shoot a fucking guy, regardless how much of a monster the prisoner is. Can you request the rope? Drowning?

>>14877358
I'd choose ants

>>14877357
If I got to choose I'd easily take a bunch of recreational drugs and sedatives before being thrown off a 10 story building into concrete. No way you're surviving or feeling that no matter how you land. Fucking add weights to the head to really make an impact.

>>14876100
>be innocent
>try to prove your innocent
>get the firing squad instead of life in prison because you went to trial

>>14877368
Pretty hardcore, not gonna lie. I'd prefer death by snu snu after being fed viagra and morphine.

>>14877389
Stop resisting justice.

>28 buffalo wings, drums AND flats
>Half gallon of chocolate milk
>honey corn bread
>cheesecake

>>14877400
sorry

>>14877418
Good, now put this over your eyes and go over where there where the smell of iron plus shit and piss is the strongest.

for me it's a big plate of steak yakisoba and a can of sapporo classic
>>14877358
not every state allows prisoners to choose, and the only methods are hanging, electric chair, gas chamber, firing squad, and lethal injection. for firing squads one of the shooters has a blank so nobody knows for sure who killed the guy. i'd take the firing squad for sure

>>14877440
>for firing squads one of the shooters has a blank so nobody knows for sure who killed the guy

Someone should realize the potential of letting the prisoner trigger the guns himself by stepping on a pressure plate in an extremely confined space so he can't dodge nor the guns miss. I don't think being the guy setting up the guns feels half as bad as one pulling the trigger and looking at a guy going splat, even with a blank among them.

>>14876034
2 counts of murder, you inhuman mongoloid.

>>14877358
>Imagine being forced to shoot a fucking guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_by_firing_squad#Blank_cartridge
>In more recent times, such as in the execution of Ronnie Lee Gardner in the American state of Utah in 2010, one rifleman may be given a "dummy" cartridge containing a wax bullet instead of a lead bullet, which provides a more realistic recoil

>>14877381
Just OD on opioids, just float off to the most comfy sleep possible and never wake up, we do it to dogs I don't know why we can't do it to people

Also to keep it on topic, braised short ribs (like fuckin 6 of them, none of this chefs table one rib per person bullshit) mashed potatoes and corn on the cob, then some bread pudding for dessert.

Why are amerislugs so vicious and barbaric, lads?

>>14877687
I dunno about you but having 1/10 chance of NOT killing a guy is still pretty shitty. Especially when you don't know. It's something but it would make me uneasy still.

>>14877731
I'm guessing it takes too long for an execution session? People gathering don't want to see the fucker drift off with a smile on his face for 12 hours.

>>14875561
Sara Underwood’s asshole

>Cheesesteak with extra meat, extra American cheese, and onions on an Amoroso roll
>Hardee's Monster Thickburger
>Bolognese with tagliatelle
>Six glass bottles of ice cold Coca-Cola
>Large order of McDonald's french fries
>Two Boxes of Mallomars

>>14876034
Even if it was just the burglary, I see no problem with that.

>>14877460
Fuck you, I'll do it for a salary.

>>14877332
Mississippi, Oklahoma, and Utah all offer firing squad. Lethal injection is always the primary method; firing squad is only used when the state "cannot obtain the necessary chemicals to carry out a lethal injection." Why that would ever be the case, who knows. More info:

https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/executions/methods-of-execution

>>14877752
Because we actually punish our criminals.

>>14877295
Utah is the only state that still does firing squad. Injection is most common.

>>14876034
the death sentence is the most pure form of justice that remains

>>14877017
that's why you don't kill 2 people, so you don't have to worry about jewish or any other kind of defence lawyer trying to make big bucks off of you

>>14875561
Your mothers cunt

>>14877358
>Imagine being forced to shoot a fucking guy
probably the most fun day at the office possible for some law enforcement/military types. I'm a civilian fag but I know I could shoot some criminal if it was asked of me, I'd probably relish it too

>>14875561
>Ywn have one final watch of LOTR knowing that imment death awaits right after
Why even live

>>14875561
A gallon of everclear
A bucket of raw oysters
Portuguese sardines
Shio ramen
A large Fanta
A seasame and poppy seed bagel with cream cheese, lox, capers, freshly squeezed lemon, and onions
Egusi with fufu
Pork ribs
A bowl of collard greens
Consómme
Two cachapas
A bottle of limoncello
Quenepas
Dry aged kobe beef (ribeye and filet mignon)
Country fried steak
Giant Puffball mushroom steak
Tlayudas
Jamon iberico
White alba truffles (to accompany the steak)
Beluga caviar (in a tin can)
Key lime pie
And a female bodyguard

I’d also like to share this meal with said bodyguard while I fuck her

>>14879508
Also I forgot to add Buddha jumps over the wall soup
Hot and sour soup
Jerk chicken
And shredded beef topped with mole dulce

>>14879531
Along with goat stew and sliced dekopons

>>14875561
We've had this thread on /ck/ almost every week for the past 11 years, with a picture from the same picture set. Is this /ck/'s baneposting?

>>14879554

>>14875561
Smoked pulled pork sandwiches with corn, baked beans, Mac n cheese, baked potato salad, mashed potatoes and gravy, and a pumpkin pie. I doubt they’d let me have any beer so sweet tea would be fine. If I’m about to die, I’m eating as much as I fucking can

>>14879508
>>14879531
Are you having that next weekend when you die from your heart attack?

>>14875561
Six sticks of dynamite and a strike anywhere match.

>>14875561
Donald Trump's ass

>>14877295
Rather get shot in the head than injected and be in agony for a few minutes

>>14877320
Cultured.

>>14877752
You wouldn't understand

>>14879613
It’s the meal I choose to die from, if I’m getting a last meal, then it’s gonna kill me before lethal injection

>>14879508
You get two slices of stale white bread, microwaved peas and carrots, and the finest Sysco mystery meat slathered in gravy.

>>14876882
x2

>>14879442
based
if you dont want to go to jail, dont commit violent crimes you fucking niggers

>>14879605
apparently the majority of people don't touch their last meals

>>14875561
what the fuck kind of a "meal" is steak and lobster tail anyway? that's fucking two meals in one how did they ever agree to that?

>>14880731
have you never heard of surf n' turf

>>14880735
holy... do americans really???

>>14876034
Death sentence should be an option for petty theft.

>>14875561
>Chose your last meal.
Barack Obama's still-beating heart.

Two fresh braps from Angela Merkel.

>>14879334
>why would that ever be the case
IIRC, due to the controversial status of the death penalty, there are relatively companies willing to manufacture the lethal injection. So supply shortages aren’t uncommon.

>>14881096
*relatively few

>>14876100
>>14876101
>>14877517
Not that anon but the idea of executing someone for (what was presumably not cold blooded) murder is equally fucking weird. I thought you saved that stuff for serial killers. I've never heard of guys getting executed just for two murders.

>>14876689
last meals are a meme to make the warden feel better about being such a terrible person

>>14875561
I want to eat the last person they executed.

>>14877358
if I don't get to live, I'd want as many people as possible to feel responsible for what they do to me.
>>14877440
I can't imagine the blank feels like normal recoil. they'd have to mount the guns and have them pull strings or some shit

>>14879656
Yeah but what if they shoot you in the chest instead? Fucking agony as you suffocate in your lungs for minutes at least.

>>14877320
were they just storing that one tomato slice in the bay?

>>14877440
Makes no sense. This way only mystery is who didn't kill the person. Should be six blank and one real.

>>14881103
>what was presumably not cold blooded
>I've never heard of guys getting executed just for two murders.
cold blooded means lack of emotion and has nothing to do with number of victims.
he killed someone in a robbery, and then killed another in an escape attempt at a courthouse.

I'll have a cup of coffee and a cookie.
As I believe in reincarnation, I'll just start all over again.

>>14881117
I know what cold blooded means, anon, and it seems like I was right, they weren't cold blooded.
I guess they just executed him for daring to try and escape.

>>14875561
Crave case with cheese on them and a 12 pack of MGD.
I want the chair so once I die, they have to deal with the smell.

>>14881113
You better hope they were using cannons to shoot with then.
>1 real bullet, 6 blank
>Single bullet hits you in the gut or an odd angle into the head so you're not struck unconscious
>Bleed out for minutes possibly hours
A proper hanging seems like a good way to go. Not many feel anything with a proper neck snap. None of that movie choking bullshit.

>>14875561
1 large Okonomiyaki
1 Goan Curry (hot)
2-3 slices of crispy bacon
1 medium-rare scotch fillet with mushroom sauce with chips on the side

>>14881192
Just eat a tub of hummus. The fermentation would disgust any coroner.

>>14877320
I like that the mustard that's already been sprayed is at least 100x the mass and volume of the boat that applies it.

>>14875561
A Shamrock Shake and a McRib.
They almost never come out at the same time, should buy me a few years.

>>14881546
shitty weeb food. kys loser

I likely wouldn't eat anything cause I don't want to shit myself after I die so i'd just have a cigarette.

>>14881105
based and Dahmer pilled

>>14882875
>I don't want to shit myself after I die
Why not? That's the objective.

literally her shit.

These threads have Always been unrealistic so, in order
>A joint
>A jägerbomb
>A kebab
>A cigarette
>Firing squad

McDonald's biscuits and gravy with a hashbrown
dumplings/potstickers
rare ribeye steak with baked potato with sour cream, chives, and butter
local drive-in burger with chili cheese tots with onion and jalapeno
pint of praline pecan ice cream
two imported (Mexico) coca colas
gyro with pickled onions and tzatziki
sausage and mushroom pan crust pizza with extra sauce
a tray of cheese enchiladas with chili sauce
bottle of wine
bottle of vodka
pint of beer
hot and spicy peanuts
butterfinger

>>14875561
This plus >>14876882

>>14875561
>Eat while watching lord of the rings trilogy
Was he justing trying to buy himself an extra day?

>>14875561
the instant ramen in the blue packet by maruchan. with slightly less water than you’re supposed to use so that the flavor powder has more of a kick. it used to be called oriental but i think it’s called soy sauce now? definitely a comfort food, seeing as grew up a poorfag

>>14879334
A UK owned was the only company producing the chemical. UK law states that they cannot "export items of war to countries which parliament doesn't explicitly vote to support in that conflict" or whatever. Some UK politician got a wise idea and used this law to ban the export of said chemical to the US for lethal injections.

It had the reverse desired effect. Rather than the quick, painless and humane approach to killing someone, the firing squad was resurrected. All of a sudden, criminals were getting maimed in the first volley and then getting shot a few minutes later. Firing squad volunteers began having PTSD and emotional breakdowns.

>>14876034
>All my fellow countrymen chimping out because they think our prison complex is human and works in any fashion

I really do hope this nation balkanizes

>>14883585
yeah, really sucks when the veil of humanity is lifted from your state sanctioned death machine huh

>>14876103
Weebs get the noose.

>>14883683
ramen is god tier

>>14876391
>listening to komm süßer Tod
How fitting

>>14883600
What do you suggest we do with habitual, violent murderers?

>>14876658
What are those like? I've had the yellow one but that wasn't very good

>>14883600
>death machine
>an average of 35 dead guys per year
>death machine

>>14883908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHs05lpeEo
There is one solution.

>>14883962
Eat shit faggot, ultra citron was king. Rip in pepperoni

>>14883962
They taste like carbonate sunny delight.

>>14881103
>just two murders
that's two human lives bro. Also, its not "just" two murders, its probably also a premeditated murder, which means that raskolnikov over here ruminated over it, planned it out, and carried out the deed with full sane intent. Assuming that his victims are innocent, youre telling me someone like that doesn't deserve the chair?

>>14884404
ignore bongs and their attempts to seem virtuous or superior to americans

>>14885545
I'm assuming it's not premeditated. Two un-premeditated murders definitely doesn't deserve execution, but even two premeditated murders doesn't deserve it. Forty years in prison, sure, but not execution. Only extreme crimes deserve that.
This is obviously leaving aside questions of potential innocence and the whole problem of the state having the power to kill people anyway.

>>14885545
the old bitch had it coming, raski did nothing wrong

>>14883908
Vernichtung durch Arbeit

>>14881103
Capital punishment is extremely rare. This year only 14 people have been executed in the US.

Prep for the most fatass thing ever, hopefully, i die from overeating.

18 oz med-rare steak
Heavy salted loaded baked potato
Ceaser salad
Blooming onion
10 wings in buffalo
2 big macs using quarter-pound patties
1 Fish sandwich
4 piece Bojangles dinner with picnic fry and pepsi
2 cheesesteaks with only meat, cheese, onions, peppers
and a key lime pie

I can and will eat all of this because im a fucking mooncher

>>14875561

I wouldn't be able to enjoy food probably, but to humor:

HUGE bowl of spicy chicken pad thai
bunch of crab rangoons
Sprite with lemon on side
ancient Jew wizard hearts
Vasoline

>>14883250

That is also my celebrity waifu of choice. Good taste, anon.

A big fucking poo-in-loo banquet. I cant get enough of this shit; tikka, chana, samosas, palak paneer, goddamn

>>14887163
Exactly! So why's this random robber-cum-murderer getting executed.

>>14875561
Cake with a file in it

this and a 24 pack of any brew

>>14881804
by like do you mean it sends you into autistic spasms?

20 Oscar meyer hotdogs cooked by Gordon Ramsey

>>14875561
Ortolans and lamb chops.

>>14881112
>slice
>is clearly a wedge
k

>>14878875
Always about your money huh, I'd do it for sport!

can i gets my mommas meatballs and corn bread, boss?

>>14887582
you can slice off a wedge

>>14876658
Are you me

>>14886438
>he inserted himself as raskolnikov, not CHADzumikhin

>>14875561
My mom's homemade lasagna.
Vanilla malt
Handle of Scotch

8 boxes of KD all prepared slightly diferently

Box #1 - Normal

Box #2 - Prepared and mixed with siracha and sweet chili sauce at the end, finally baked with bread crumbs

Box #3 - Prepared with fried hotdogs and good hotsauce mixed in but not too overwhelming in hotsauce flavor

Box #4 - Mixed with bluecheese, parmesan with chunks of chicken BREAST in it, and then baked with breadcrumbs

Box #5 - Mixed with cumin, chorizo and a shitload of mexican cheese, finally it is spread onto 3 tortillas which are then topped with cilantro and then baked till cooked well, served with sour cream and limes

Box #6 - Pulled Pork and BBQ sauce KD, the kind in my opinion, this comes with a 6 pack of PBR

Box #7 - White cheddar KD, made with half buttermilk/half heavy whipping cream and triple the recommended butter

Box #8 - KD spirals, cooked with a hamburger helper packet added in the end and one kilo of ground beef

>>14883417
What a mess, just give me the slab of meat, maybe some potato wedges on the side or cheese

>>14875561
1 apple
1 glass of water

Mapo Tofu, Panang Curry, and some Chicken Schwarma with extra garlic sauce and a couple litres of mead. I'm going to leave a mess for them if they're about to kill me.

>>14886425
I bet if he was a negro you would be changing your tune. This criminal faggot should’ve been raped before he was sent to the firing squad. Even if it’s not pre-meditated and he did it in the course of another crime (robbery and attempting to escape custody) he’s still doing it during the course of a crime and those two people never would’ve died if he wasn’t acting like scum in the first place. 40 years in prison for 2 people who will NEVER see a year again? Fuck off.

>1 box mac an cheese
>pour siracha in
>a small bowl of popcorn doused in butter and oil
>cup of prune juice
>chocolate cake

Good luck dealing with my oil excrements after I die faggots =)

>>14888627
Np we are going to execute you directly in your grave anyway. Ez peazy

>>14884901
still being sold here

>>14886425
killing someone while in commision of a violent crime should be punishable by death
dont commit crimes
and dont kill people while committing crimes
and you wont get killed by the state

>>14888609
I disagree.
>>14888739
I also disagree with this.

>>14888574
i've heard they give you your "last meal" a day or two in advance to avoid this situation

>>14888767
feel free to say why

>>14888776
I'm replying to two posts which boil down to
>it should be punishable by death
so I dunno why I'd elaborate further than "it shouldn't be punishable by death". I guess I'll do it though. Execution is an incredibly rare punishment which carries immense psychological and cultural impact, so of course it should be reserved for the most hated or concerning crimes. A robbery murder is just mundane.

>>14888797
I would argue it is more on the principal of a life for a life. Especially if you take someone’s life while also commiting a other crime, showing flagrant disregard for the lives of others (more than likely an innocent, law abidinng citizen), you should not be entitled to your own. Furthermore most states require a jury to reach a unanimous agreement on the death penalty, otherwise it automatically becomes life imprisonment.

Plus, we’re burning tax dollars keeping murderers and the like alive indefinetely in prisons. I just don’t see the value in keeping those with a disregard for the lives of others alive.

>>14888797
Maybe you intended on a better choice of words but the word 'mundane' is real dumb here. Punishments shouldn't be dealt based on how exciting the crime was.

>>14876034
>We don't hang a thief as a just punishment for stealing a horse
>We do so to avoid horses being stolen.

>>14875561

>>14883250
>>14887243
yes this mommyfu is truly patrician.
excellent tastes gentlemen

>>14887255
Have some lime pickle and poppadoms and I'm totally with you. Honestly could eat curry every day 3 times a day.

>>14877295
Something about being strapped in and injected and slowly dying from fading away (even IF theres no pain) just seems worse to me than knowing im about to get blasted and die pretty much instantly.

>>14881111
4-5 people shooting you with rifles multiple times isn't going to leave you any chance of being alive.

>>14883908
Avoid creating them in the first place by actually providing your people healthcare, psychological care, job security and good housing/infrastructure. The reason EU countries have such low recidivism rates is because helping someone rejoin society is better than punishing them and then tossing them back to the same shark filled water that got them in there.

>>14889245
Remind me which country in Europe is the rape capital, and what their stance on nigg- i mean immigration is.

>>14881804
Maybe it's condensed powdered stuff that gets mixed with seawater on the boat, if that helps your autism.

Roast suckling pig
Apple sauce
Golden jacket potatoes
Cabbage soup
Bread and butter
Lemonade
Iced water
Raspberry cheesecake

>>14880100
I thought anything would go with my last meal, they could at least give some booze

>>14875561
your mom lol

>>14879491
i love this image

3 Oysters on the half
10 pieces of assorted nigiri
1 Mojito
1 shrimp, octopus and scallops cocktail
weed & heroin
1 bowl of miso soup
1 bottle of Ito En tea
2 cecina tacos with onion,cilantro and mild green salsa, with lime drizzled over
1 small greek salad

and family guy season 1

a cheesesteak sandwich, 2 slice of pepperoni pizza and a coca cola with extra ice

>>14881103
>killing someone who has shown he has no regard for the lives of others is as bad as killing someone for stealing
"no"

21 piece bucket KFC

>>14877358
Some people would pay for that privilege. Hell, some family members of the victims would gladly line up for it if they let em.

>>14883417
every time I see this webm my dick gets hard.

>>14875561
Mom’s chicken cacciatore, where you can make a soup of the rice and sauce, and the chicken literally melts off the bone if you try and pick it up.

>>14875561
30g amanita pantherina boiled into a tea / soup, its legal and has bonafide culinary uses, see you faggots in the next universe


also i want to try roman leaded wine before i die

Several hotdogs
A bunch of hamburgers
lobster tail
some pizza
a few tacos
like, 10 liters of Root beer.
Probably the LOTR trilogy as well because I love those movies.
If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna make a mess.

Steak, med rare
Some BBQ Brisket
Baked potato
Peice of corn bread
A draft beer
Hot brownie with ice cream
Blow job from your wife

A large roast beef hamburger.
Curly fries with ranch dressing.
Strudel.
Greek yogurt with honey.
2 bottles of red wine.

>>14890718
Good choices with the oysters and nigiri. Mine would be something like this:

Dozen raw oysters on the half shell with mignonette
Assorted nigiri sushi with real grated wasabi
Beef tartare with toasted bread
Mixed ceviche
An assortment of simply seared meats served rare, Kobe beef, duck, lamb, etc
Classic Caesar salad (with anchovy)
A taste of Belgua caviar
Two bottles of dry champagne

Last meals are bullshit these days a lot of places if they can't or don't care to find it they have the right to just give you any bullshit.

>>14883908
They can entertain us.

>>14883908

Let them rot in prison for the rewst of thier lives with only the cold, hard, cement walls to give them any comfort as they reflect on why the world is a better place with them being left in a deep, dark hole with minimal food, minimal social contact, and maybe the occasional ass rape.

>>14891320
Inmates ruined it for themselves.
Asking for obscene amounts of food and not eating it/finishing it as a last fuck you, or asking for overly elaborate shit like dodo egg omelette served in the ass cheeks of Salma Hayek.

But at the end of the day, these are cunts who ruined people's lives, their victims certainly didn't have a last meal.

>>14889245
europe has low crime because its white

>>14891304
hafta say based!

>>14883908
Lethal overdose of carfentanyl or other insanely strong opiate. Displace all the oxygen with nitrogen in a small gas chamber.

>>14890766
based

I feel like I'd much rather suffer a firing squad or some kind of comfy hypoxia chamber than spend 60+ years in prison. Also,
>carbonara
>green papaya salad
>12 buffalo wings with bleu cheese
>2 egg rolls
>apple pie with haagen dazs vannila bean ice cream

>>14880739
It's the best shit ever

what do they regularly give you in Prison anyway?

>>14883417
why do americans left their meat burnt for hours?

>>14891538
Human rights activists have ruined that avenue, keeping them prisoners haemorrhages money for no real benefit other than maybe emotional satisfaction from the victims family, better for everyone if they just die and stop being a burden.

>>14891974

>>14877320
>lous
might as well commit sudoku b4 the meal arrives

>>14875561
>electric chair
burnt ends

>>14888815
>life for a life
I don't agree with that principle, personally. For me, justice is about maintaining society. That means removing those who're dangerous to society, rehabilitating them so that they're no longer dangerous to society, and giving incentives to wanted behaviour and disincentives to unwanted behaviour. If you're keeping execution as the giga ultra disincentive, which the USA is, it's pretty retarded to waste that on a random double murder/robbery while also NOT giving death sentences to identical crimes.
>tax dollars
No, now you're bringing real life issues into it, which means that you absolutely fucking SHOULDN'T execute anyone ever because courts fuck up and convict innocent people too often.
>>14889209
It will take you at least a few minutes to die. Those few minutes are gonna feel really long as you gasp from the pain of breathing because your lungs are all fucked.

>>14892559
I thought everybody knew by now that executions are insanely costly because the legal proceedings take so fucking long.

>>14875561
>well done steak with honey mustard
>two cups of water
>unleavened bread
>two cups of strawberries with honey
>brown rice with lime and cilantro
With a copy of The Bible (KJV) to read and a copy of the Dragon Ball Dead Zone movie to watch.

>>14892617
Kek

>>14893650
Oh, also
>a cup of raisins soaked in rum
If they’ll give it to me.

>>14893608
The bar for a death penalty in US courts is still quite high and requires a second hearing to see if the death penalty is applicable once the subject is adjudicated guilty of a crime punishable by death
If death penalties are such a unicorn though I can’t see how they act as a disincentive to not kill people. Of the two Oklahoma city bombers, McVeigh was convicted of killing the federal agents (the state didnt even get a chance to convict him of the 100+ murders of civilians) and was sentenced to death, which was then carried out expeditiously. Yet his accomplice, being convicted of the same crimes to include the 100+ murders of civilians, got life imprisonment instead because of a hung jury on the death penalty. Doesnt seem right to me.

>>14877348
I would go with heroin overdose desu.

>>14890335
>seawater
anon go back
it's the lake
>>14892616
fight me right now

>>14876100

Prosecuters are angry stat obessed nerds

>>14875561
Idk you choose

>>14887386
Because he's probably not a random murderer but there's a reason they sentenced him to death

dodo burgers

>>14887386
Why are yuroangutans so obsessed with babying criminals, let alone violent criminals? Just read about Ronnie Lee Gardner if you want to know why he deserved to be executed and why the world is better off with his corpse as worm food.

>>14894577
>Just read about Ronnie Lee Gardner
nope

>>14880706
gee i wonder why

>>14891257
>If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna make a mess.
He died the way he lived.

>>14887465
I wish munchie boxes were a thing in my country.
Bongs have the best fast food.

>>14879639
Is there actually anyone who wants to eat an old man's ass? Is that a thing? And I say that as someone who wants to eat Melania's ass

>>14875561
Zoey Deschanel’s butthole

FUCK YOU
WHY SHOULD I DO ANYTHING A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU TELLS ME TO?

>>14875561
>24 hot wings, really fucking hot
>1 lbs unflavoured greek yoghurt
>All while watching a 30 minute tv episode
Should be enough time for my gut to get going so I shit everywhere when I die.

>>14877295
Yeah, America is fucking garbage.

>>14895368
fuck you pussy thats how id wanna die

>>14893650
best of thread besides mine

>>14893608
I want you to look up Jack Unterweger and see what naive mercy like yours results in
>triple child murderer is released because he convinced everyone in his home country of Austria that he is rehabilitated
>upon release proceeds to murder 14 prostitutes and then hangs himself in prison once he’s caught again

>>14883250
damn i got hot and horny thinking of that. im going to wack off now, thanks anon

>>14877517
>you inhuman mongoloid.
europoid*

>>14895463
I didn't mention mercy once in my post you stupid nigger. Read my post again and realise what my argument is.

A moldy orange, moldy bread, yeast, warm water, rotting watermelon, ground up apple cores, sucrose, a spoon of salt, grapefruit, ethanol, and some
The plan is to hopefully counteract the effects of the lethal injection with this concoction of shit I'm about to get into my blood stream. Maybe a stick of butter might be needed too.

>>14883587
All the people that would otherwise be critical of government overreach have turned into government simps these days. It's sad.

>>14883250
Mic

B U I L D
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>>14875561

>>14877414
I like your style

>>14883250
fuck I am still really horny thinking of miss howard dropping fat, steamy turds on my face

>Sashimi
>Kai miso soup
>Tsukemono
>Genmaicha
>Tamagokake gohan mixed with natto

>Inb4 weeb
I grew up eating these like most of y'all grew up smoking cock. To each on their own

>>14875561
cunny

>>14883908
Amputate arms lol

>>14891890
Holy fucking absolutely based