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14872195 No.14872195[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Is reddit right that the shape of food doesn't matter and this guys an asshole?

>> No.14872205

>>14872195
It's a pretty fucking stupid request, but there's also no reason the restaurant couldn't have done something as simple as cutting the pizza into 8 slices instead of 6.

>> No.14872211

>>14872195
He's an asshole, the business is retarded, why are you browsing reddit, why would you bring this here. The shape of food does matter but this situation does not concern such.
Fuck yourself

>> No.14872214

>>14872195
Guaranteed he's a fatty

>> No.14872249

Just eat another slice lol?? Guy sounds like a legit autist.
>is reddit right?
The answer to that question is always no, anon.

>> No.14872251

>>14872195
Cutting Pizza into 8 equal slices is very difficult

>> No.14872259

>>14872205
bigger slices are way more delicious to me though

>> No.14872271

>>14872251
I'm really hoping this is sarcasm.

>> No.14872277

>>14872271
I messed up. Cutting it into 6 slices is harder

>> No.14872297

The problem is we have no clue how he was communicating with the store and what their response, if any, were. If he explicitly stated it repeatedly and got an affirmative response with some kind of show that they intended on it, then so be it, he's fine. If not, then he should just go elsewhere in the future because they aren't willing to meet his needs, and they don't have to. We also don't know what they did or didn't do to try and rectify the situation beyond being irritated at him being a cooter.

>> No.14872300
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14872300

>>14872195
WAGIE WAGIE GET BACK IN THE CAGIE AND MAKE MY PIZZA RIGHTIE THIS TIMIE 6 SLICES I SAID 6 SLICES YOU WILL CUT

>> No.14872307

>>14872195
I hope that ‘za was fresh ‘cause this ‘sta sure ain’t

>> No.14872317

>>14872195
sending it back for that reason is autistic and he is an idiot. if you need it cut a special way that the store never does, then order it uncut faggot

>> No.14872325

>>14872195
It sounds stupid and if you do it after the first it happens you're a dick. However if you repeatedly go there and they keep doing the same thing not listening to you it's on them

>> No.14872337

why do you think this needs to be discussed here? it was already being discussed on reddit

>> No.14872359

I'm 99% certain this shit started out as an autism thread here on /ck/, turned into copypasta, then some nigger posted it to reddit, and now some itoddler is coming back to post a reddit screencap on /ck/ again. The full shitposting cycle.

>> No.14872372

>>14872317
fuck you asshole, he's literally asking you to do less work than usual, if you can't follow simple as fuck orders then you shouldn't be making pizza

>> No.14872381
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>>14872195
I went to a pizza place with two friends once. We asked them to cut it into 6 pieces so we could divide it up easier. They brought it out cut into 8, and when I asked why they didn't cut it into 6, the waiter said, word for word "we couldn't figure it out"

>> No.14872384

>>14872372
Then autists like you will cry because the slices aren't even. The fact that you are so anal about uncut pizza leads me to request a nose pic.

>> No.14872392

>>14872372
It's more work. With eight slices you just lazily eye off four centrepoints and cut across. For six slices you do one centre point and then have to estimate two third-way points, ensuring both of those cuts remain a thirty degree diagonal from the horizontal.

>> No.14872393

>>14872195
He was justified.

>> No.14872396

>>14872381
>can't figure out how divide the slices in a way where everyone gets roughly the same amount
>yet the cooks are the retarded ones
I will never understand this. This slices are more likely to be even more uneven with 6 slices. If you can't figure out how to portion shit out at the table, that's on you.

>> No.14872401
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14872401

>>14872372
actually I take it back, here's your replacement pizza

>> No.14872405

People who made special requests made my shift less boring. It can get out of hand, and I think places should probably default to not allowing modifications of any kind (it makes things far, far more efficient), but it seems mostly harmless if it's within reason. I'd never send a pizza back based on the way it was cut, even if I was very explicit on my preferences, but I will say that large pieces are a lot more fun to eat. Just makes it feel more special, I dunno.

>> No.14872406

>>14872392
I meant sixty degrees, before everybody starts shaking their protractors at me.

>> No.14872410

I deliver pizza, one common thing that used to happen was we would run out of large crusts, so we'd start giving people 2 mediums instead of a large, this ended up with people that ordered 4 larges get 8 mediums instead and flip their shit in happiness about the amount of pizza they got.

But one lady complained she got 2 mediums. She said the reason she orders large in the first place is to get a "substantial slice" and the mediums aren't satisfying to eat, so we had to give her free pizza.

>> No.14872411

>>14872392
>ensuring both of those cuts remain a thirty degree diagonal from the horizontal
lmao
4chan is awesome

>> No.14872419

>>14872410
>But one lady complained she got 2 mediums. She said the reason she orders large in the first place is to get a "substantial slice" and the mediums aren't satisfying to eat, so we had to give her free pizza.
people like this are unironically winning at life
being an asshole has a lot of god damn merits, but i'm just not comfortable living that way

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14872425

>>14872401
cool, here's your replacement payment, fucking wagie.

>> No.14872431

>>14872195
He's definitely an asshole, but they should've still cut it how he ordered it.

>> No.14872435

>>14872277
Only slightly. It's not like he was asking for it cut into 7 slices or something.

>> No.14872437

>>14872425
To be fair, you do sound like someone on the rag.

>> No.14872441

>>14872431
>have order fucked up multiple times
>finally say "can you guys stop fucking up my order"
>pizza making wage slaves seethe at basic commerce etiquette and call him an asshole
he didn't even have to wait more than a second time.

>> No.14872446

>>14872396
How in world would 6 slices between 3 people be MORE uneven than 8?

>> No.14872451

>>14872446
he's saying cutting it into 6 slices has more room for error, i think
it's something i've definitely experienced
with 8 cuts, you do one horizontal, one vertical, and then you do the diagonals
with 6 cuts, you have to eyeball it a lot more and sometimes two of the slices are thinner

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>>14872195
Cool down, here you go bloody tampon drink in one splice.

>> No.14872458

>>14872249
reddit's answer is MUH BLOOBLOOBLOO YOU'RE SO WASTEFUL HOW DARE YOU THROW OUT A WHOLE PIZZZA REEEEEE ignoring the fact that the restaurant wasted the pizza by giving the guy effectively the wrong fucking pizza.

>> No.14872460

>>14872259
This is peak autism

>> No.14872461

>>14872456
someone was probably paid to measure out how much those absorbed and accounted for it
lmao blows my mind

>> No.14872490

>>14872195
sounds pretty based. not my problem wagie cant follow instructions

>> No.14872496

>>14872451
I guess that makes sense, esp if you aren't used to doing it that way.

>> No.14872512
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>>14872496
>>14872451
>>14872446
>>14872396
>>14872381
this actually makes a lot of sense
i tried to do a shit job because i had to pretend to have the IQ of a wagie
but still

>> No.14872533

>>14872211

Reddit and 4chan are equally mainstream, asking that is like asking why someone who reads the New York Times might also choose to watch Fox News.

But yes, hes an asshole but the lady is too i once asked them to draw me a cat on the box of my pizza (I was drunk) and they did, with a little hat on. I wish I still had a picture of it. How hard is it to cut it into six pieces?

>> No.14872538

>>14872425
What happened here?

>> No.14872571

Does the shape matter? Well, consider the worst case. What if they brought out a birthday cake for your child's birthday, but it was shaped like a penus. Would exposing your child to that explicit imagery or the thought of them chowing down on it offend you? ..of course not!!

...The truly bothersome thing would be, how did they find out your child's birthday? ..and why is a Pizza place baking cakes?

>> No.14872725

>>14872195
He's wrong about requesting the pizza cut in the first place. Sometimes with especially cheezy pizzas or ones with greasy toppings the juices just seep into the box and it sucks. I always specify for the pizza to not be cut and just cut it myself when it arrives.

>> No.14872752

>>14872195
People who choose to get pizza cut into an even amount of slices are low class. I always request nine slices.

>> No.14872755

>>14872205
>no reason
It is much easier to eyeball even slices in multiples of two. It is so much easier, in fact, that most people will do this naturally on autopilot mode.

>> No.14872757

>>14872752
This. I always request one slice, cut in a spiral from the center.

>> No.14872759

>>14872752
>>14872757
kek

>> No.14872935
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14872935

wala

>> No.14873001

>>14872935
still have to estimate thirds

>> No.14873017

>>14873001
You really think he's not going to complain about this even if I got the distribution right?

>> No.14873026

>>14873017
im saying cutting it that way has the same source of error as just cutting it into 6 wedge shaped pieces

>> No.14873033

>>14872755
Do you know what 2x4 is?

>> No.14873037

>>14872533
Checked and cringe.
Restaurant should've honored request. Sending it back is also autistic. OP is even more autistic.

>> No.14873038

>>14873026
no it doesn't because its wrong by default you autist

>> No.14873047

>>14872195
Fuck off back to plebbit you liberal fucking communist fag.

>> No.14873056

>>14873038
there's a thing called square cut pizza you cum guzzling mushbrain

>> No.14873100

>>14872195
Just toss 2 pieces and give it back.

>> No.14873110

>>14873056
yeah and it's wrong

>> No.14873131

>>14872538

colon cancer, hemorrhoid, and pilonidal cyst blown out at the same time. RIP.

>> No.14873159

>>14872372
It's literally more work than 8 you fucking retard. The amount of cuts you have to make is more

>> No.14873191

>>14872752
Kek

>> No.14873234

>>14873159
....want?

>> No.14873258

>>14872755
Every even number is a multiple of 2 you dumb shit

>> No.14873339

>>14872205
He's not hungry enough to eat 8 slices.
Only has a big enough tummy for 6 slices.

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14873362

>>14872512
60 degrees, nig.
Chop the pizza in half and then cut an x into it. Simple as

>> No.14873371

>>14873362
Nevermind, I only half paid attention to your image lol.

>> No.14873383
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14873383

I would order out from a diner all the time. A classic pizzaghetti. A personal pizza with a small side of spaghetti. One time instead I go into the restaurant with some friends. Order the pizzaghetti. Waiter tells me they don't have it. I tell him I order it for delivery all the time. Turns out they have 2 locations and the location I'm in doesn't have it. I just get a personal pizza. Don't finish it. Ask if I can get the last slice to go. The waiter brings me a hamburger container. My buddies and I open it to reveal pic related.

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>>14873159
>It's literally more work than 8 you fucking retard. The amount of cuts you have to make is more

>> No.14873646

>>14872456
for what purpose

>> No.14873797

>>14873159
uh oh

>> No.14873841

>expecting special requests to be granted from your local low cost obesity parlor

Americans everyone.

>> No.14873878
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14873878

>>14873841
>hey can you do this?
>sure
>doesn't do it
>hey can you do this?
>sure
>doesn't do it
>hey can you do this?
>sure
>doesn't do it
>dude what the fuck you didn't do it, I don't want this anymore
>DUDE WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ENTITLED, STUPID BABY, STARVING FLYBAIT NIGLETS IN AFRICA COULD'VE EATEN THIS SLOPPA

>> No.14873900

>>14873878
Yeah, nothing you posted there is wrong.
If you're so particular next time just ask them not to cut it and bring it home and figure it out yourself.

Otherwise they'll really miss your $3 per pie they probably make after all the costs and taxes when you waste their time with dumb special requests.

>> No.14873928

>>14873900
they literally could've said no. they literally could've said "sorry chief, no can do. We can leave it uncut for you if you like." you know, had some kind of customer service diplomacy. that's not even the ballsack nuzzling kind of "customer service" some people feel entitled to demand. that's basic "how to communicate, without lying." but they didn't do that, and they didn't do that multiple times. like you said, if he just says "nah i'll go somewhere else who WILL do this thanks" they're only out $3 per pie, so why go through the fucking bullshit jerking the guy around?

>> No.14873937

>>14873928
Maybe you should learn to curb your autism

>> No.14873940

desu my local dominos will remake the pizza for any reason and apologize that they fucked up. theres no excuse for this just find a new pizza place.

>> No.14873941

>>14873900
>ask then to Y do why
>yeah sure i will do it
>does z
>ask then if they can do y again and specify you want it done
>of course we can
>does z
>"stupid anon you should have asked them to do x then do y at home"
you might be mentally challenged mate.

>> No.14873943

>>14873937
Maybe you should suck my cock and make my pizza you stupid bitch. While you're at it, deliver it to me in your beaten down shitbox with your own gas, so I can tip you $2 for using a whole thread to fucking complain about someone wanting you to make three straight lines instead of four.

>> No.14873947

>>14873943
>>14873941
>>14873928
These are all the retards that will get shit and pee in all their food and drinks.

Remember that when your cola and za tastes funny you fucking autistic retards.

>> No.14873957

>>14873940
Yes while they mix in some cum and rub their dicks all over your lovely pepperonis on your new order

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14873958

>>14873947
>hey can you cut this into 6 instead of 8
>sorry boss, can't
>alright no problem
WOW THIS GUY REALLY GETS SHITCUMBALLS DIPPED IN HIS GARLIC SAUCE AMIRIGHT LMAO I HAVE AN AXE TO GRIND BECAUSE I HATE MY LIFE WORKING AT A PIZZA PLACE LMAO

>> No.14873961

>>14873958
Yes because you brought it back for the most minor of details you entitled retard. Next time if you don't like it just don't go back instead of being a special snowflake wasting everyone's time over a pizza.

>> No.14873965

>>14873958
Yeah, you really need to give them extra motivation in their shit paying jobs to defecate on your food.

>> No.14873979

>>14873958
>>14873941
>>14873878

Remember, there are actually this spergtastic in the environment who will literally bring back a pizza with nothing wrong with it over a few extra cuts.

I hope you get wiped from the genepool because you waste everyone's time

>> No.14873980

>>14873961
>Next time if you don't like it just don't go back instead of being a special snowflake wasting everyone's time over a pizza.
holy shitballs that's literally what I'd do, I literally fucking said that in the post you quoted you fucking midwit. no wonder you work at a fucking pizza place.
my whole point is that the guy wasn't wrong to return it because they fucked up REPEATEDLY, but he SHOULD do what we BOTH FUCKING AGREE ON HOW TO PROCEED.

>> No.14873987

>>14873979
>a few extra cuts
>one extra cut
>"a few"
>aCtuAllY tHis SperGttAstIc

>> No.14873996

>>14872195
that's copy pasta trolling it's stupid to have to cut a pizza in to six slices. 2 cuts cross wise over a pizza makes 4 slices. to get six you have to cut half of one quarter. no ones going to do that.

>> No.14873998

>>14873980
I don't work at a pizza place. I'm just baffled by how autistic you can be when you actually DRIVE BACK DOWN TO THE PIZZA STORE OVER A FUCKING WRONG CUT.

I'm not disputing that they got it wrong, but the response should be proportionate. The reason why you're an autistic sperg is that you can't let things go. Jesus fuck kill yourself already you miserable cunt.

>> No.14874003

>>14873979
>ask a business if they can provide you with a certain good/service
>They say yes
>proceed to provide you with a different good/service
>"Just take and stop wasting my time"

>> No.14874008

>>14874003
b-b-b-but wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh i work at a p-p-p-pizza place and that's... that's HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'LL BERATE YOU FOR THIS MOST BASIC OF REQUESTS WAAAAAHHHHhhh

>> No.14874011

>>14874003
>They provide you the goods except one minor human mistake
>At a fucking low cost food outlet where they make $3-$5 per order
>GODDAMN GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK MAKE IT AGAIN AT YOUR COST

Yeah this is why everyone hates you.

>> No.14874040

>>14874008
you are illiterate and a retard.
>>14874011
> hey can you do this dish this way for me
> sure I can
> oh cool please go it then
>*doesn't do it
>hey uhm... you didn't do the roder I asked
> I ONLY MAKE 5-3 BUCKS A ORDER THIS IS LOW COST FOOD FUCK OFF AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mate for fucks sake if I go to a restaurant and I ask if they serve broiled stake and they say as and after i order the broiled stake they give me a baked one because "That is just easier and how they do it, plus they don't make that much money of every order" they are in the wrong retard.

>> No.14874056

>>14872259
>Bigger tastes better
You sound like the kind of person who exclusively fucks black dudes.

>> No.14874058

>>14874056
mutt's law

>> No.14874064

>>14874040
tl;dr

>> No.14874081

>>14874040
You can't spell steak so you've probably not had one at a restaurant.

Go back to your autistic nuggies.

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14874099

>>14874081
>I-it's different in this case because...because.... AHHH YOU SPELLED A WORD WRONG NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Just admit you were wrong and cutting the pizza a different way AFTER they told they would your way is completely unacceptable.

>> No.14874105

Better make it 6, I couldn't eat 8.

>> No.14874108

>>14874099
>spelled a word wrong
You're autistic about your order but not about your spelling.

Good to know you have great standards for yourself but not others.

>> No.14874123

>>14874108
I'm not getting payed for my spelling on this basket weaving forum.
I'm paying for the food i eat with my money. The least One can expect is you retards getting the order right you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.14874126

>>14874123
It's paid and you aren't getting paid at all with your level of education.

>> No.14874148

>>14874126
Keep on deflection of the subject in order to hide the fact you are defending something akin to fraud.
If you promise a service/good and fail to deliver it you must either give the money back or provide the promised service/good. Otherwise you are no better than any common crook.

>> No.14874179

>>14873878
The problem here is that you/the person let them get away with their error multiple times, and then did the sperge out move of returning the pizza. Like an angry little low test faggot they allowed their resentment to fester inside them, but kept coming back. They said nothing, allowing their words to fall on deaf ears, but kept coming back and giving them money expecting the result to be different. Why would it be? They fucked up, ignored what he said, but he returned again and again to give them money. Why would they do any different?

Maybe he should have complained the first time? Maybe he should have returned it the first time. In subsequent visits perhaps they wouldn't have fucked it up, and if they did he didn't have to keep going back.

>> No.14874190

>>14874148
last reply
Fuck off sperg

>> No.14874228

>>14872533
ok you dirty double nigger
i hope you get shot in the fucking face

>> No.14874334

>>14874179
do you never give anyone the benefit of the doubt ever?

>> No.14874671

>>14874228
wahh wahh my secret club lol

>> No.14875004

>>14872195
If they weren't able or willing to do that they should have said no
Did the reddit autist over react? Yes, of course. That said, it is a pretty pathetic task not to be able to accomplish for a pizza place. Yes he should just take the pizza, the food is perfectly good. But why did they verbally agree to one thing, and deliver another? If it's a mistake and the pizza maker didn't hear that it should be cut differently than normal, they should just offer a free drink or something, or a whole replacement pizza if they really want to retain this customer's business and avoid a bad review/word of mouth. Depends on their priorities.
But if they heard his request and just ignored it, they're dipshits and should have just said no, we cannot accommodate that.
The guy is a fucking sped but if we're not euthanizing this kind of autist we need to at least appease them so they don't become serial killers.

>> No.14875131

>>14875004
just cut the pizza into the right slices. is it too much to ask?

>> No.14875155

>>14872195
>Is reddit right
never
>the shape of food doesn't matter
the shape does matter but smaller slices are better

>> No.14875162

>>14872512
Was the Dead Kennedys logo part of a plot for six slices pizza?

>> No.14875183

>>14872195
Do you know the name of the pizza place?