/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14869733
>I'm a nigger, and I have no clue what I eat.
Give her some watermelon but make sure to oversalt it and give her hot sauce as a condiment, so you don't have to hear her chimp out about what you cooked.

>>14869733
Poo, mostly. Rats if they can catch em. Ion a Sunday? The neighbors cats, dressed and fried. Chicken and melons is savored for holidays. Kool aid is purely ceremonial.

>>14869733
your probably memeing but just cook normally

if you cook "black" or say shit like "i've never hung out with a black girl uwwuuu" she will feel very sketch

you can't go wrong with some chicken cutlets, doused in a mixed up egg, coated with some breadcrumbs with rosemary

make some spanish rice and lightly salt it and butter it for a side, and maybe some cauliflower heads with a simple cheese sauce

simple as

>>14869733
Cook her what you like to eat. She's not going to be impressed by your attempt at what her mother makes better. Wear your own clothes too, you don't need to buy a costume.

>>14869761
>memeing
You're a fucking idiot, son.

Make your best fried chicken and mac and cheese, make corn bread too, or shrimp and lobster will be very impressive if you want to seem more high class rather than humble

>>14869771
wow good post very cool anon

kill yourself

Fried chicken, watermelon, and kool aid

>>14869743
>urrrr niggers bad!!!!
>>14869740
>urrrr nigger food!!

God I fell hard for the bait, but I can't help myself sometimes.
>>14869733
Alright lad, make whatever you think will be tasty. Try to broaden their palate, while not serving them snails as a appetizer, eh? They're Americans like you and I, so it'll work out as long as she has an open mind.

>>14869733
White chocolate in the shape of a PENIS

>>14869803
>anyone who doesn't make observations I like is baiting me!
Looks like we got the noggin to stop joggin, lads.
>>14869733
Real talk, though. Make nigger food. So basically southern cooking stolen by nog hands.

>>14869733
make those cute little mud cookies that they eat in africa and the caribbean

>>14869822
This but call her your little mud cookie and fuck her

>>14869733
Dont forget to wash that all down with some night train express and thunderbird

Cook what you like. Don't be a try hard loser.

Maybe make her regular white people food like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Mud cookies toasted over a smoldering cow pat.

apes like bananas the most

Mosquito burgers. If she's really African American, make her show you the Africa with food.

>>14869885
or regular black people food, like mud cookies.

>>14869733
This has probably been said already, but:
Fried chicken w/watermelon chunks as a side and grape soda to drink. Bananas for dessert and wa-la.

>>14869733
chitlins, hamhocks, collard greens

grease

Watermelon, fried chicken and sprite obviously.

Knock her up and then abandon her and the child.

Get it? That's their culture.

just feed her some raw corn starch, I heard they like eating that

>"Ehhr Mah Gerd! I hate black people"

>>14869966
Yeah, but what's that got to do with food? Take your racist ass out of this respectable thread. Digits wasted.

>>14869966
Yes I hate niggers

>>14869803
you have to go back.

>>14869981
hahaha aren't you an edgelord lol just like the guys over at /pol/ lol haha

>>14869803
Black hands typed this post