/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14867187
republican.

>>14867187
Makes cooking into an overly intellectualized hobby horse that "I fucking love science" types would fawn over. Sure, there's some science involved but I couldn't stand the whole "muh food science" bit people would go off on.

Its ironic because IRL he's the exact person redditoids would hate. Also didn't like him on Cut throat Kitchen. Thought the whole dungeon master role was way over done and cringy.

Guy can def cook, no doubt about that, but for me it sucked the artistry and soul out of being a chef

>>14867219
also I am 28 and fear that by the time I'm 40 I am going to look identical to this man

homophobic delusional christcuck conservative who donated money for years to a deeply homophobic backwards crazy cult church

jesus never existed

religion is a lie

>>14867233
seethe

>>14867187
american

>>14867187
his pop culture references are dated.
other than that, not much.

>>14867219
0/10 troll, that exact style laid the groundwork for folks like Kenji, Serious Eats, etc. and took a lot of bullshit myth out of cooking. No room for artistry and soul? Goddamn you are fucking dumb.

>>14867332
>Waaah he doesn't like my favorite eceleb

>>14867187
He's a hardcore christian and probably jacks off to little boys

>>14867193

Kill yourself

>>14867187
>name ONE flaw
Stove's not on.

>>14867219
SOUL
SOULLESS

I fucked his ex wife. Didn't know it was him. Was recently separated and looking to bang anything so I shotgunned out a bunch of replies on a hotwife forum. They answered back and we met the following Friday. He just watched. They wanted me to cum in her but I wasn't comfortable with that so I lacquered her abysmal tits. Sort of freaked out and left pretty quickly after. Looked them up awhile later and turns out they divorced not long after I had met them. Was probably some weird marriage saving thing.

>>14867526
Youll be killing yourself when Trump either dies or loses miserably.

>>14867219
>overly intellectualized

Por que? Part of Alton's appeal is that he makes things accessible to newbies.

bald

>>14867187
Kind of a jerk.

>>14867688
Why? And why do you think the presidency is so important?
Your city council and state legislature have so much more influence on the things that affect you everyday life, but no one in this country gives a shit compared to the election of an overglorified diplomat and policy proposer. Everything else the presidency does is only because congress is derelict in their duties and foist the job on the executive branch so they don't have to be responsible, and everyone seems to think that's ok. That is a way worse problem than which group of pederasts and thieves is currently in the big boy chair.

>>14867665
Probably a larp but I hope it's real

>>14867233
You said homophobic twice, as though it were a bad thing.

>>14867738

>>14867738
this is a good post

>>14867856
Break it down for me, what did anything I said have to do with that image?

>>14867187
>brown
clearly white

>>14867341
grow up, peewee

>>14867870
He's got a forced meme to spread, it doesn't matter if he hits his mark.

>>14867233
> t. 17 year old me

>>14867321
well his show was aired before most of you were born

>>14868290
I was born in the 80's. Him pulling references to 70's and 80's movies in 2020 is kind of pushing it.

>>14867187
balding

>>14868302
everyone knows what Starwars and Alien is though

but for real, what references does he do, might just be lame ass to begin with regardless of age

>>14867233

>>14867221
get on fin before your hairline is fucked, not after.

>>14867193
wow didn't know he was based

>>14867738
Centrist really are the worst.

>>14867187

He came to Tampa and didn't even bother to go to a real Cuban sandwich shop. Just went the places that advertise the most. Other than that who doesn't love AB?

His wife is ugly, no eyebrows

>>14867187
He didn't fuck Velma when he was on Scooby-Doo

Is a cuck for BLM and his newer material is very shoddy, like he'll burn food and say it's good or do some completely retarded shit

>>14867187
"now this uh uh uh CUCUMBER is renowned for its uh FASCINATING ability to uh uh uh be pushed into the ASS of smoeone whooo uh might want to stimulate their prostate!"

>>14867233
oh great the guy from /out/ is here too

>>14867688
How's it feel to have a former TV host living rent free in your head?

>>14867219
I know what you mean, but he's what xkcd types try to be, not what xkcd is.

>>14867233
Now this is what I call a Jewish post.

>>14867233
>muh homophobia
into the oven fag

>>14867187
>carries a .45

>>14867187
Pulled episodes from the old show from Youtube.

>>14869374
>.45
>not Chad 10mm

>>14869358
Nah his being a hardline conservative makes him so much not xkcd to the point he's actually more Penny Arcade

>>14868461
Oh hey, it's you :) What's good dude.
I love that you got the balls to post this shit.
I'm the Anon who doesn't post from an Onion and VPN who these nobodies think I'm with CIA or whatever. Been on this board for about 7 years. Glad to see you here.

>>14867187
>unitaskers are bad
>let me just use my oven, a device that can only do exactly one thing

The guy is a tard and to proud to admit that his statement was stupid.

>>14869584
There's one.

>>14867193
i like him even more now

>>14867738
You've got my vote.

>>14867187
Divorced his wife, bent the knee to globohomo presumably to save his job, but still disappointing.
His recipes are hit or miss for me, but his techniques are really good. I can take or leave his turkey brine but the cooking method is A+.
>>14869374
He's also got a SCAR so he's got good taste somewhere.

>>14867233
how is he homophobic? he stopped being southern baptist because they were homophobic

>>14867738
Based Department calling anon.
It's for you.

>>14868009
>he fell for the "everyone gets more conservative as they get older" meme
Enjoy being like your retarded parents, perpetually miserable because society is not going to stop changing.

>>14868871
>t. assblasted because we're not buying tickets to the circus to watch you clowns

>>14870023
Yeah I think we mean real things not schizo imagined ones.

>>14868871
Actually it's the best way forward extremists are the source of all the worlds problems since we crawled out the caves.

>>14867193
Wow now I watch him exclusively

>>14870097
clearly being in a permanent state of rage and anxiety because no change is ever enough as you race towards the bottom is superior.

>>14870142
Fuck those people too.