/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14859645
jelly + ice cream
thanks mum

>>14859650
Chicken noodle soup plz ;(

I'd eat something like pic related, because my mum wasn't fucking stupid.

>>14859645
My Mom was too busy going through college or working for that. I did, however, get whatever I wanted from the cabinet. If I was truly ill, and needed to see a doctor, she'd get me wanton soup or egg drop soup

Grilled cheese and Chunky soup because Campbell's is horrible.

My mom would assume I was malingering unless I threw up (and she saw the vomit).
Both parents worked anyways so I would be home alone if I did puke.

>>14859645
A blowie joey for sure.
If I'm not in the mood maybe a handy wandy but more often then not a blowey joey followed by some sips from the fun bags

Mom would see right through me when I attempted to pretend I was sick. But she knew I wasn't taking advantage of her. She knew I was a shy and autistic kid so sometimes I would struggle going to school and I would need a break. Never abused this much either. It's kinda fucked up because she knew I was struggling and growing up to be kinda depressed but we never talked about it /personal blog

I would like homemade breaded chicken

Tendies

>>14859645
Peanut Butter and Jelly with a heart carved into the peanut butter. You can't taste the heart but it always made me smile when she did it.

>>14860854
Moms are truly the best

>>14859663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_gvcq8Tpc8

>>14859645
My mom would make me Schnitzel with Spätzle on days like this. Sometimes also some peas or green beans to go with it.

I love my mom.

>>14859658
This. And skipping means I don't see my friends, those girls, and I'm a group, and I'm in a club every other day.

Telling parents I'm not feeling well means they ask if you still feel like going hunting on the weekend or some shit to test you.

>>14860127
If it makes you feel better I'm both of those things on top of having a speech impediment. Parents never got it checked out and now I'm so old I just talk as little as possible instead of trying to fix it. I would probably ask for a couple of toasted sandwiches, one with sliced sausage and another with apple slices.

My mother never let me "pretend" to be sick. If I was too sick to be staying home from school, I was too sick to be playing video games and watching tv.

No little shit of mine will be treated any differently.

>>14860925
my mom too, but I could read as much as I wanted. She would make me lunch too. Usually chicken noodle soup or what she called Argentinian cheese toasts. The cheese toasts where chopped onion, mayo, paprika, and grated cheese smeared on pumpernickel bread and toasted under the broiler.

chicken soup and crackers
my mom and grandma are Slavic so they know how to make a great soup

i'd also probably be playing chrono trigger or final fantasy 9

Perogis and sour cream with browned butter. The hot perogi and cold sour cream was just the best. And gameboy color or watching anime on YTV. On cold days there was warm milk and honey with a dusting of cinnamon.

>>14861638
Ok Boris

>>14859645
tendies

>>14859645
>too sick for school too sick to play videogames
:(

Nothing special anytime during the morning or afternoon, but sometimes she'd make what I wanted in the evening. A lot of the time my requests were either beef stew or schnitzel with fries.

>>14859645
chipotle : )

>>14859645
>skipping school to play video games

No wonder you guys are retarded obese NEETs now

>>14860108
Huh, life sure is different in Australia.

>>14859645
>pretend sick
doesnt work, cant take a day off of school without a doctor's note
>playing video games
again, fake and gay. literally no parent would just let their kid play vidya on a sick day

>>14859658
this

>>14861674
Both my parents worked so i would sneakily avoid such tyranny.

Beef Stroganoff, please. Love you, Mom!

>>14859645
I wish I had fake sick days. I used to get sent to school even if I was ill. One time they called my ma to come get me as I was like walking death.

I was grounded and was given no dinner that night as punishment for "causing a fuss over nothing". Just had to do my best to appear less ill the next day.

>>14860869
They're really not but okay.

>>14860914
W-w-what's w-w-wrong anon? W-w-what kind of s-s-s-speech impediment is it?

>>14859658
>>14859669
>>14860909
>>14860925
>>14863902
>>14863975
>>14864246
>abusive childhoods, with varying degrees of cope

Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal please?

>taking a few bites between lives

>>14859645
My parents never let me eat much when I was sick, and if they did it was bland. Toast, saltines, dry pasta, mashed potatoes, stuff like that. I did get soda though which was nice since I wasn't allowed it very often.

>>14864312
Get ready for the brainwashing and Stockholm syndrome to kick in and have the abused kids start defending their degenerate parents

>>14859645
Grill cheese this time pls, I'm tired of chicken noodle.

>>14864312
this

>>14864249
A lisp and a tendency to mumble when I feel stressed, a mumble which becomes a loud slur when I consciously try to overcome it.

>>14864312
hey don't hate them for it, it's how the human mind's work. there's a reason it's called cycle of abuse.

my rule is: if you did it to an adult would it be considered abuse or assault? if yes then you shouldn't do it to your child.
Anyway, you shouldn't beat your child because either he's too young to understand the reason for the beating or he's old enough to make him understand using words.
if you still resort to violence then it's your failure. you're either a weak-willed rageaholic or too dumb to explain yourself to a kid

>>14864312
half of these are completely normal

>>14860914
you have no idea how many kids suffer from mild ADHD or Tourette.
I work in this field and many parents just don't give a fuck or are too ignorant. for the most it's too much of an hassle to get their kids checked

>>14864729
You should beat your child and you should beat your wife. Both these things were normal until 50 years ago. What, we prospered doing it for all our history but suddenly it's bad because feminism? Start thinking more clearly.

>>14864729
>if you still resort to violence then it's your failure. you're either a weak-willed rageaholic
everyone I’ve ever heard say this has a spoiled kid

>>14859645
if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games.

>>14864740
my father was never violent but he was still authoritarian and yet i could still go talk to him when i had problems. no lying, no fear of beatings. he understood when something was an accident.
I never did anything worth serious repercussion anyway. sorry you had a shit father

>>14864729
in theory you're right.
but when i was 14 i was tired of getting beaten by my mother for every random shit so i started beating her back and surprisingly she stopped

>>14864740
cope more abused kid

>>14864759
I said has a soiled kid not was a spoiled kid

>>14864738
s0ya boys today have been coddled by there mothers and brainwashed by there schools.

>>14864740
Spare the rod, spoil the child.

>>14859645
Grilled cheese and chicken with stars. Thanks mom.

>>14859645
What it should be
A concrete pill to harden the fuck up you little cream puff

>>14864712
I too yell out the gamer word when overcoming society.

people that were abused as kids always think that that's the norm and that in every household there's violence and screaming lmao.
No it's not, most families have caring parents that know how to educate a kid without violence. Mom and dad even love each other!

>>14864932
>Mom and dad even love each other!
Sadly, most marriages end in divorce.
>>14864312
>Your parents abused you if they didn't spoil you and let you fake sick to play video games.

>>14860869
Grandmas > moms

>>14865067
Ah yes get angry at little Timmy and beat him with a sandal because he wants to relax for one fucking day and not be forced to go to public school and listen to some liberal roastie teacher for 8 hours. Surely that's proper parenting. Bet you think giving elementary school kids ritalin and adderall isn't abusive either.

>>14866319
>Implying a 10 year old is stressed and needs a "day to relax."
They're not paying the mortgage, they're not working 50 hours a week, they're not doing anything but learning basic algebra, grammar, history, and playing with other kids their age.

Telling your kids it's okay to LIE is the mark of a bad parent.

>>14863902
>doesnt work, cant take a day off of school without a doctor's note
Bullshit unless you went to like Catholic school or some shit. Your parents know when you have a cold or ate something bad, and sitting you in a fuckin' doctor's waiting room for 4 hours makes no sense when the symptoms are pretty clear and simple.
>again, fake and gay. literally no parent would just let their kid play vidya on a sick day
The fuck else do you do with your kid? Lock them in a closet and punish them for being sick? Faggots like you are why American workplaces are so fucking backwards and people keep coming in sick all the time and spreading shit everywhere because they're afraid of getting in trouble.

Anyways, I didn't manage to fake a lot, and I didn't really want to all that much, but whenever I stayed home it was normally McDonalds breakfast as a treat.

>>14866363
>Punishment
Well you certainly shouldn't reward them. They can read a book and do other PRODUCTIVE things if they're staying home. Enabling your kid and encouraging them to fake illness is pathetic.

>>14866342
>They're not paying the mortgage, they're not working 50 hours a week, they're not doing anything but learning basic algebra, grammar, history, and playing with other kids their age.

Not implying childhood is less stressful than adulthood but at least adults have built up 18 years of coping mechanisms with this shit and don't have to deal with being bullied, beaten up, and a bunch of other social issues kids do. Pretending that shit can't be traumatic and tough on a kid dealing with it for the first time is the mark of a bad parent.

Chicken broth and buttered wheat toast

>>14866384
Why the fuck not reward them? Of course not if they're lying or chronically "sick," but if you're so cold hearted that you're going to force a genuinely sick child to be "productive," you're teaching bad life lessons. You should have sympathy for your kid.

Now, yeah, if you let the kid stay home and they immediately lose all symptoms and start running around the house like jack shit is wrong, time to lay the hammer down. If a sick kid quietly sits in their bed playing a game all day and still doesn't feel well, good for them.

>>14866387
>Implying kids are getting assaulted at kids
Is your entire experience of school from movies?

>>14866363
Reminds me of my old retail jobs where nobody could get the weekend off without a doctor's note and conveniently, the manager always had the weekend off

>>14866406
I was the youngest and smallest in my grade, so I got bullied a little bit in elementary (private) school, and then in middle school since I didn't know how to dress and was still small, no shit got beaten up and pushed into lockers and shit. I mean, it toughened me up, I went on to play football, and then those same kids were apologizing like fuck to me, but it still happened.

>>14866419
Yeah, it's funny how all of the places that seem to require a doctor's note are the ones that don't offer health insurance. Almost like there's a strategy behind it. Hmmmm...

>>14861658
Fuck off Jamal.

You guys had uptight parents? My parents were cool as long as I didn't take things too far, sometimes I didn't even have to pretend to be sick, I could just stay home because fuck school, it's a massive waste of time/resources in the USA.

>>14866342
Ah yes, my dad was also a real piece of shit. Scum like you need to fucking burn

I eventually got to the point where I hated missing school. I knew if I wanted to be successful and I needed all the help I could get. I would actually go to school with a fever if I mean I wouldn't miss material ot get behind on homework.

>>14864849
you can say soy on here newfag, jesus how retarded are you

>>14864849
Holy shit dude you can't even spell basic words. I truly hope you never reproduce, the earth would be better off without you or any of your descendants.

>>14866496
>My daddy didn't let me play hooky!
>He was a BAD man!
Did he also disown you for being a homosexual?

>>14866342
If you let them have a day off to relax in the first place if they asked for one, they wouldn't have to lie at all. And just because they aren't paying mortgage doesn't mean they don't have a care in the world. It's mentally taxing spending 8 hours a day at what's basically a state sanctioned brainwashing facility, then have to go home and do more fucking paperwork and your parents probably won't even help you with it (judging by your attitude you definitely wouldn't). But you act like kids are just freeloading little shits because they get a 20 minute recess to play with the others. Nasty old fuck, next you'll say they have it easy because you had to walk 40 miles in the snow to get to school and you LIKED IT.

>>14866566
And now you're posting on /ck/ so that effort was obviously for naught.

>>14859663
So your mom was a whore that got teen pregnant, huh?

I had strict, violent parents who wouldn't let me stay home unless I was barfing and couldn't stand and playing videogames or even watching TV was definitely out of the question and I'm not particularly successful

maybe I'd have a better attitude if >>14864738 was still true and I knew I would have my turn to be the one doling out beatings and constant verbal abuse but if you're a male you know you won't ever

>>14867264
No you.

>>14859645
>be me, tell mom i'm to sick for school
>she psychically tries to put me in car
>no shoes, still in PJ's
>all 50lbs of me latch onto door frame like a cat going into a bathtub
>her superior PMS strength over powers me
>scurry up wooden fence and climb onto roof
>throw pinecones at her
>she eventually capitulates
>go inside to watch some Price is Right
>911! watch the towers fall in real time.

>>14859645
Grilled cheese and soup

>>14867988
>No father present to beat you into submission when he got home from work.

>>14868126
naw, dad was on point. didn't give a fuk especially on September 11th, 2001

>>14868126
hahhahahahahha nice nice
I remember, I was drinking some coffee with milk and just got my uniform on . Suddenly saw it on the news, kinda just stay there watching

>>14859645

>>14868160
i was watching the first tower burn as the jet hit the second one. my sister had to sit through a 1 hour moment of silence at school, my first thought was thank god i skipped and didn't have to sit through that. "mind of a 8yo"

>>14866937
They get two days off to relax every week shithead, with numerous extra holidays and breaks scattered about.

>>14866363
it's not a matter of what you have or what the parents think.
In some states/countries it's a legal requirement that any absent days from school come with a signed doctor's note.
In the case of senior highschoolers days off from school also mean less free money from the govt (here highschoolers get paid to study by the govt in the last 2-3 years of school)

>>14866937
This, kids aren't meant for that kind of regiment. Especially when they have to wake up at 6am and don't get finished with homework till 5pm. It's not preparing them for life, its preparing them for prison.

>>14868610
where is that? Canada?

>>14860880
That sounds comfy. Any sauce?

>>14860854
Heart-warming. Does she have a gag reflex?

>>14864312
fuck man i legitimately thought that when i grew up the abuse i endured would make sense
but now that i'm grown i can't for the life of me understand treating a sweet innocent child the way i was treated

>>14859645
that Ass

Wasn’t allowed to stay home unless I was throwing up, and all you got was pic related and a cup of tea. Is comfy tho when you’re ill

Last nights rice, microwaved with cheese slices on top.

>>14869388
*dat

>>14864356
there's a very large difference between disciplining and heavy handed abuse. Now i don't condone the regular use of force to discipline, but not disciplining is as big as an abuse than a drunk dad beating his kids. I'm sure we all have "that friend" who never got told off by their parents, and considering where we are right now, its probably you.

i don't fake illnesses because my parents raised me right and i value their trust. To answer the question, i lose my appetite when I'm sick.

>>14864740
Beatings don't work ; the only children they'd work on are those who would be naturally "submissive" and all the beating does is break their will to make them a neutered slave.

Now I may be biased, having received beatings for things like saying Antarctica is a continent, or correcting my mother when she "helped" me with homework, or her being told that I'm "daydreaming" in class because I'm 5 years of age and counting to 10 is getting a bit fucking old in all fairness.

All the beating ever did was make me become more obstinate to show I can't be broken. During a session I'd just keep getting back up for more until it degenerated into getting whipped bloody with coat hangers and high heels thrown at my head.

It's arguably broken me in the complete opposite way though, rather than being fearful and submissive - I no longer have a healthy fear of physical violence, though maybe that's chicken and egg territory.

>>14872099
I already want to beat you, myself. I can't blame your parents for not resisting the urge.

>>14864312
>>14864356
>>14864729
>>14864740
>>14864779
>>14864932
>>14866319
>t. Spoiled brat children who never really grew up
You are why America has become a pussified nation.

>>14859645
>faking illness
Yeah my parents didn't let me do that. If I said I was sick I had to go to the doctor.

>>14872099
You should have been beaten more, honestly.

Everyone ITT who says you shouldn't hit your kids is a homosexual who's mad at daddy because he wouldn't let them act like a fag.

Stupid kid me loved when my mom microwaved an egg she scrambled to make a yellow disc and then she would toast whatever bread we had at the time and put that fake ass shit butter on, margarine.

I loved it and still miss it in a weird way. But she has since changer her ways and I convinced her to stop buying margarine and now she buys Kerrygold lol. The pendulum sure swings hard.

She isn't a bad cook at all it really was just incredibly quick and easy. Not the stupidest way to cook an egg.

I feel people who were beaten as kids CAN'T wait to get kids so they can be the one giving the beatings and getting back at the world.

>>14872209
I'd rather just spank my theoretical wife.

>>14872219
Would you like to spam my wife? She has been very naughty, but her buttocks are so firm and tight that I am simply worn out from all the spanks I've had to give her.

>>14872119
>thanks his parents for hurting him as a kid
what a fucking retard

>>14872240
Uhhh sure. What could possibly go wrong.

>>14872243
Confirmed homosexual. Sorry daddy wouldn't let you act like a fag.

>>14872243
Any parent who beats their kid is a caveman dumbshit grug. All you have to do when they fuck up is make them stand still and not talk for 20 mins. When all your punishments are non physical you can make the big "whoa you sure fucked up now" punishment something as light as just standing still quietly for awhile. This is kid psych 101, faggots.

>>14872285
Okay cool so now you have to sulervise the child for 20 minutes to make sure they're receiving their punishment. Dumbass liberals think you can reason with children. Just gve em a smack when they misbehave and they won't so it again. You queer academics overthink this like usual.

>>14872285
Okay and what do you do when they keep squirming and shouting? Corporal punishment always has to be somewhere in the chain or else there's no real consequence for misbehavior.

>>14872333
My kid doesn't do that. At worst I have to raise my voice. Guess you should have had kids with a better quality woman lol, sounds like they have shit genes.

>>14872414
>works on my machine

>>14872320
Brainlet. "Durrrrr he doesn't beat his kiks like my mommy and daddy beat me, huh huh what a looozer, duhhhhhh"
Sorry about your brain damage anon.

>>14864312
it was pretty normal in my school years for parents to force their children to go to school even while sick. unless they were running a fever or vomiting, they weren't allowed to call their parents to go home either.
weird, huh? wonder how that's gonna change after 2020

>>14859645
Steak of the old mariner :D

>>14872209
those parents usually go to far the other direction

yall don't even know about that switch!

>>14872320
Right but that's false, all studies have shown children who are repeatedly physically abused act out more lmao.

Anyone who blindly calls people 'liberals' is a surefire uneducated flyover resident who has never left the country. We should make concentration camps for idiots like you where you can die of the 'fake' trumpvirus far away from reasonable society.

>>14859645
I never played hookey in my life

>>14872631
>abuse
Discipline is not abuse, libtard. Abuse is done without pattern or reason, discipline is done only when the child violates a known rule or boundry.

>>14872427
>t. Daddy didn't let him act like a fag